LlamaGirl: Dumbest baby ever.Also, may be the antichrist.
gambitsgirl: LlamaGirl: Dumbest baby ever.Also, may be the antichrist.I haven't memorized Revalations but I remember something about a whore bearing the AntiChrist so I'm leaning towards agreeing
Sybarite: She got one of your kids, got you for 18 years./oblig
divgradcurl: /i weep for that child's future
IlGreven: stop the music and make noise for my baYo Kanye subby, I'm really happy for ya an I'ma let you finish, but Kate Middleton Lindsay Lohan is the best baby mamma fame whore of all time!
braedan: Oh man, I wish the Mayans had been right....
ToxicMunkee: Yesterday Jessica Simpson tweeted her new baby bump (god I hate that phrase) and I thought, "Great. Another two year pregnancy from Simpson." But then I wake up to find two of America's biggest attention whores are having a baby? Get ready for Kim's new series focusing on her pregnancy, the birthing special, then a series following this kid as it grows up. Now I'm wondering why the Kardashians don't have their own magazine?I may want to kill myself.
steklo: How much do you want to bet they will turn this "birth" into a reality show on MTV?"Kardashian and Pregnant"
lovefirststool: Adam Kardashian West. It will be like every Roland Emmerich movie sequence but for real. The baby will be ejected from the room sized pulsating womb. The doctor's eyes will widen in terror and a nurse will faint. Cut to blood splattering around the glass walls while the agonal shrieks pierce the air. Kanye, covered in warm pina colada smelling vernix will drop to his knees and slowly begin to chew the glitter encrusted placenta. The baby will not cry or move. It will slowly rise to its feet and cut its own umbilical cord with scissors made of octupus bone and 14 karat gold. As it smiles and begins to dress itself in a five button pin strip Hermes linen suit, Kanye mumbles, 'Welcome to earf.' The white house explodes.
H31N0US: If you stop paying attention, they will go away.
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