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(Miami Herald)   Australian swimmer says she wants to swim from Cuba to Florida without a shark cage. Fortunately she comes with her own flotation devices   (miamiherald.com) divider line 38
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2012-12-31 08:47:02 AM
5 votes:
Listen sharks, we'll let you have 5 free ugly girls if you promise to leave this one alone. 10 if you take them from Jersey.
2012-12-31 09:34:08 AM
4 votes:

littlett's: Crudbucket: littlett's: thecpt: Had friends on the swim team in school and none of them looked chesty. They all complained that their shoulders and arms would be muscular which made everything smaller looking. Their chest muscles would give everything the perky look, though.

Most girls with a swimmers build have really nice shoulder and back muscles and tend to have smaller looking chests.  Partly to blame since a lot of swimmers are very lean and have a very low percentage of body fat that typically results in small breasts.

[img.thesun.co.uk image 620x904]

You do realize those are actresses.


Having seen that show, I'm not really sure your statement holds up.
2012-12-31 08:34:40 AM
3 votes:

thecpt: Was it supposed to be a fat joke? She looks pretty good. Is this reverse hittable trolling headlines now?


In juvenile parlance, a sizable pair of mammaries could be juxtaposed with flotation devices, though this assumes greater buoyancy than the actual density of said protuberances based on their typical composition.
2012-12-31 10:54:23 AM
2 votes:
I would tear that snooch up.
2012-12-31 09:43:09 AM
2 votes:

Gramma: frepnog: littlett's: Crudbucket: littlett's: thecpt: Had friends on the swim team in school and none of them looked chesty. They all complained that their shoulders and arms would be muscular which made everything smaller looking. Their chest muscles would give everything the perky look, though.

Most girls with a swimmers build have really nice shoulder and back muscles and tend to have smaller looking chests.  Partly to blame since a lot of swimmers are very lean and have a very low percentage of body fat that typically results in small breasts.

[img.thesun.co.uk image 620x904]

You do realize those are actresses.

i think the point there was that busty girls still look busty even in super tight swimsuits.

Do you think those are the same suits that real swimmers wear? Women's swim suits can be either designed to show off the body or designed to streamline the body for less drag. The latter kind flattens the boobs significantly.


i.qkme.me
2012-12-31 09:24:41 AM
2 votes:

littlett's: ObscureNameHere: Except.... the woman in that pic does NOT have large boobs. She is hot, just not of the "rackus gigantitcus' variety.

Some of those swimsuits squeeze the girls pretty flat, so she may have nice boobs.  I look really flat chested in a speedo one piece myself and I'm not that flat.


That sound you hear is a thousand male farkers clicking your profile link...
2012-12-31 09:01:31 AM
2 votes:

thecpt: littlett's: thecpt: Was it supposed to be a fat joke? She looks pretty good. Is this reverse hittable trolling headlines now?

flotation devices = large boobs, not a fat joke.

....I'm a farker and my first thought wasn't boobies. I AM ASHAMED


For this infarktion I sentence you to 1/2 an hour of 4chan. Get your mind back in the gutter.
2012-12-31 08:55:01 AM
2 votes:
/Apparently she prefers the company of middle-aged men.
//Farkers rejoice around the globe!
2012-12-31 08:54:18 AM
2 votes:

thecpt: littlett's: thecpt: Was it supposed to be a fat joke? She looks pretty good. Is this reverse hittable trolling headlines now?

flotation devices = large boobs, not a fat joke.

....I'm a farker and my first thought wasn't boobies. I AM ASHAMED


two minutes in the box

if you can last that long
2012-12-31 08:50:40 AM
2 votes:
images.smh.com.au


whar flotation devices? WHAR!?
2012-12-31 08:46:32 AM
2 votes:

Mugato: Don't people swim from Cuba to Florida all the time? I guess usually they have inner tubes but still.

And how could you swim in a shark cage?

And where the hell am I?


1. No.
2. They float across on rafts made out of junk.
3. Tow it behind a boat.
4. FARK.com

/where is anyone, really.
/Your dependence on location is a trap created by the physical mind.
2012-12-31 08:43:26 AM
2 votes:
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
2012-12-31 08:41:14 AM
2 votes:
If she needs a break along the way I am available to motorboat her.
2012-12-31 08:35:18 AM
2 votes:

littlett's: thecpt: Was it supposed to be a fat joke? She looks pretty good. Is this reverse hittable trolling headlines now?

flotation devices = large boobs, not a fat joke.


....I'm a farker and my first thought wasn't boobies. I AM ASHAMED
2012-12-31 12:37:33 PM
1 votes:

Gough: thecpt: Gough: I was under the impression, which a quick GIS seems to confirm, that open-water swimmers tend to have substantially more body fat than pool swimmers, especially if they're swimming in colder water.

They usually have more body fat stored up so they have energy to burn during their swim, and it helps with buoyancy. IIRC people who swim the English Channel lose 18lbs of fat along the way.

The subcutaneous fat also help endure the cold water.



Whatever, sea cow.
2012-12-31 12:02:30 PM
1 votes:

gravebayne2: [images.smh.com.au image 420x304]

whar flotation devices? WHAR!?


img715.imageshack.us

Explanation.
2012-12-31 11:42:49 AM
1 votes:

HiFiGuy: "McCardel has been talking to jellyfish experts in Australia, she said, to devise tactics to avoid the creatures."

Uhh, may I suggest talking to a Florida shark expert?

/What's this thread about?


upload.wikimedia.org

HAI GUIZ!
2012-12-31 11:07:51 AM
1 votes:
Another angle:

i.ytimg.com
2012-12-31 10:57:38 AM
1 votes:

littlett's: thecpt: Had friends on the swim team in school and none of them looked chesty. They all complained that their shoulders and arms would be muscular which made everything smaller looking. Their chest muscles would give everything the perky look, though.

Most girls with a swimmers build have really nice shoulder and back muscles and tend to have smaller looking chests.  Partly to blame since a lot of swimmers are very lean and have a very low percentage of body fat that typically results in small breasts.


oh, that's nice. tell me about their butts...nice and slow
2012-12-31 10:37:51 AM
1 votes:
Since she's Australian, she's probably gonna try to annex Cuba to provide some living space for her people. I bet the the Cubans do not see that coming.
2012-12-31 10:15:33 AM
1 votes:
Looks like Im going to need a bigger boat and pants.
2012-12-31 10:05:04 AM
1 votes:
Flotation device thread!

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ts1.explicit.bing.net

s1.hubimg.com
2012-12-31 09:51:17 AM
1 votes:
Amateurs.

documentarystorm.com
2012-12-31 09:47:21 AM
1 votes:
Its hilarious that this thread is now exclusively about boobie size.

/not complaining
//just amused
2012-12-31 09:42:44 AM
1 votes:

thorthor: Being from Australia the stuff in our waters are probably like bunnies and kittens compared to what lurks in the Australian waters.

Angry Cubans on makeshift boats. See a woman who looks like that, and they might think their in south beach already and jump off early.


So she's making an outrageous statement in the media, then pulling her own body through the ocean in order to lure her prey? That's the most meta trolling ever!
2012-12-31 09:22:10 AM
1 votes:
Why swim when we can motorboat the whole way.
2012-12-31 09:21:26 AM
1 votes:

way south: /Your dependence on location is a trap created by the physical mind.


Can I buy some pot from you?
2012-12-31 09:16:56 AM
1 votes:
Being from Australia the stuff in our waters are probably like bunnies and kittens compared to what lurks in the Australian waters.
2012-12-31 09:10:28 AM
1 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: Chloe:  Australian for fap.


Because I was thinking of an entire different Chloe. One who posts with a well known Australian, umm, company for adults.
2012-12-31 08:53:21 AM
1 votes:
Those aren't buoys!
2012-12-31 08:47:58 AM
1 votes:

frepnog: Kesha cleaned up?


Kesha? Never heard of her. Hold on...
From Wiki : Her "talky" rap technique, yodelling, and excessive auto-tune have become her trademark

...I'll take your word for it.
2012-12-31 08:45:38 AM
1 votes:
I'd eat her even if she were slathered in vegemite. And shark repellent.
2012-12-31 08:39:16 AM
1 votes:

stevarooni: thecpt: Was it supposed to be a fat joke? She looks pretty good. Is this reverse hittable trolling headlines now?

In juvenile parlance, a sizable pair of mammaries could be juxtaposed with flotation devices, though this assumes greater buoyancy than the actual density of said protuberances based on their typical composition.


They do indeed... float.
2012-12-31 08:36:09 AM
1 votes:
Chloe:  Australian for fap.
2012-12-31 08:33:07 AM
1 votes:
10/10, would nibble.
2012-12-31 08:31:16 AM
1 votes:
I'd throw my shrimp on her barbie.
2012-12-31 08:10:04 AM
1 votes:
resources1.news.com.au

I'd do the Australian crawl into her shark cage, and then I'd turn her over for some backstroke action.
2012-12-31 07:50:38 AM
1 votes:
Well that's just an unfair advantage. A delicious, delicious unfair advantage.
 
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