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(Miami Herald)   Australian swimmer says she wants to swim from Cuba to Florida without a shark cage. Fortunately she comes with her own flotation devices   (miamiherald.com) divider line 20
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2012-12-31 10:05:04 AM
3 votes:
Flotation device thread!

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2012-12-31 08:47:58 AM
2 votes:

frepnog: Kesha cleaned up?


Kesha? Never heard of her. Hold on...
From Wiki : Her "talky" rap technique, yodelling, and excessive auto-tune have become her trademark

...I'll take your word for it.
2012-12-31 08:46:32 AM
2 votes:

Mugato: Don't people swim from Cuba to Florida all the time? I guess usually they have inner tubes but still.

And how could you swim in a shark cage?

And where the hell am I?


1. No.
2. They float across on rafts made out of junk.
3. Tow it behind a boat.
4. FARK.com

/where is anyone, really.
/Your dependence on location is a trap created by the physical mind.
2012-12-31 06:33:37 PM
1 votes:

chitownmike: You are missing the point


There's a point? I was just here for the floatation devices.

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2012-12-31 12:02:30 PM
1 votes:

gravebayne2: [images.smh.com.au image 420x304]

whar flotation devices? WHAR!?


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Explanation.
2012-12-31 11:07:51 AM
1 votes:
Another angle:

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2012-12-31 10:50:39 AM
1 votes:

HiFiGuy: "McCardel has been talking to jellyfish experts in Australia, she said, to devise tactics to avoid the creatures."

Uhh, may I suggest talking to a Florida shark expert?

/What's this thread about?


She should use a cage. What could possibly go wrong?

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2012-12-31 10:37:51 AM
1 votes:
Since she's Australian, she's probably gonna try to annex Cuba to provide some living space for her people. I bet the the Cubans do not see that coming.
2012-12-31 10:07:54 AM
1 votes:
didnt catch her name or what this is about but boobs are nice
2012-12-31 09:43:09 AM
1 votes:

Gramma: frepnog: littlett's: Crudbucket: littlett's: thecpt: Had friends on the swim team in school and none of them looked chesty. They all complained that their shoulders and arms would be muscular which made everything smaller looking. Their chest muscles would give everything the perky look, though.

Most girls with a swimmers build have really nice shoulder and back muscles and tend to have smaller looking chests.  Partly to blame since a lot of swimmers are very lean and have a very low percentage of body fat that typically results in small breasts.

[img.thesun.co.uk image 620x904]

You do realize those are actresses.

i think the point there was that busty girls still look busty even in super tight swimsuits.

Do you think those are the same suits that real swimmers wear? Women's swim suits can be either designed to show off the body or designed to streamline the body for less drag. The latter kind flattens the boobs significantly.


i.qkme.me
2012-12-31 09:42:40 AM
1 votes:

frepnog: littlett's: Crudbucket: littlett's: thecpt: Had friends on the swim team in school and none of them looked chesty. They all complained that their shoulders and arms would be muscular which made everything smaller looking. Their chest muscles would give everything the perky look, though.

Most girls with a swimmers build have really nice shoulder and back muscles and tend to have smaller looking chests.  Partly to blame since a lot of swimmers are very lean and have a very low percentage of body fat that typically results in small breasts.

[img.thesun.co.uk image 620x904]

You do realize those are actresses.

i think the point there was that busty girls still look busty even in super tight swimsuits.


You don't really think they were wearing normal speedo type swimsuits do you? I mean besides the fact that their "enhancements" would have helped, I'd be willing to bet those suits were designed to show off their assets. For instance, think of how often Pamela Anderson did the slow run with the bouncing boobies in that show. Normal speedo swimsuits would have kept even them from bouncing so freely.
2012-12-31 09:41:06 AM
1 votes:

frepnog: littlett's: Crudbucket: littlett's: thecpt: Had friends on the swim team in school and none of them looked chesty. They all complained that their shoulders and arms would be muscular which made everything smaller looking. Their chest muscles would give everything the perky look, though.

Most girls with a swimmers build have really nice shoulder and back muscles and tend to have smaller looking chests.  Partly to blame since a lot of swimmers are very lean and have a very low percentage of body fat that typically results in small breasts.

[img.thesun.co.uk image 620x904]

You do realize those are actresses.

i think the point there was that busty girls still look busty even in super tight swimsuits.


Do you think those are the same suits that real swimmers wear? Women's swim suits can be either designed to show off the body or designed to streamline the body for less drag. The latter kind flattens the boobs significantly.
2012-12-31 09:37:00 AM
1 votes:
Shark cage? That's cheating.
2012-12-31 09:34:08 AM
1 votes:

littlett's: Crudbucket: littlett's: thecpt: Had friends on the swim team in school and none of them looked chesty. They all complained that their shoulders and arms would be muscular which made everything smaller looking. Their chest muscles would give everything the perky look, though.

Most girls with a swimmers build have really nice shoulder and back muscles and tend to have smaller looking chests.  Partly to blame since a lot of swimmers are very lean and have a very low percentage of body fat that typically results in small breasts.

[img.thesun.co.uk image 620x904]

You do realize those are actresses.


Having seen that show, I'm not really sure your statement holds up.
2012-12-31 09:10:28 AM
1 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: Chloe:  Australian for fap.


Because I was thinking of an entire different Chloe. One who posts with a well known Australian, umm, company for adults.
2012-12-31 08:43:33 AM
1 votes:

littlett's: thecpt: Was it supposed to be a fat joke? She looks pretty good. Is this reverse hittable trolling headlines now?

flotation devices = large boobs, not a fat joke.


Except.... the woman in that pic does NOT have large boobs. She is hot, just not of the "rackus gigantitcus' variety.
2012-12-31 08:39:42 AM
1 votes:
Unknown_Poltroon: "common"???
2012-12-31 08:34:23 AM
1 votes:

Z-clipped:

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I'd do the Australian crawl into her shark cage, and then I'd turn her over for some backstroke action.


Kesha cleaned up?
2012-12-31 07:50:38 AM
1 votes:
Well that's just an unfair advantage. A delicious, delicious unfair advantage.
2012-12-31 07:44:31 AM
1 votes:
Like the fist of an angry god, mate
 
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