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		Australian swimmer says she wants to swim from Cuba to Florida without a shark cage. Fortunately she comes with her own flotation devices (miamiherald.com)		107
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mikemoto		2012-12-31 07:44:31 AM

Like the fist of an angry god, mate

OregonVet		2012-12-31 07:48:11 AM

I've got some biotic lotion to spray on her. For the jelly fish. That's the ticket.

Sybarite		2012-12-31 07:50:38 AM

Well that's just an unfair advantage. A delicious, delicious unfair advantage.

Z-clipped		2012-12-31 08:10:04 AM

I'd do the Australian crawl into her shark cage, and then I'd turn her over for some backstroke action.

Crudbucket		2012-12-31 08:31:16 AM

I'd throw my shrimp on her barbie.

thecpt		2012-12-31 08:31:20 AM

Was it supposed to be a fat joke? She looks pretty good. Is this reverse hittable trolling headlines now?

EvilVanMan		2012-12-31 08:32:48 AM

thecpt: Was it supposed to be a fat joke? She looks pretty good. Is this reverse hittable trolling headlines now?

Boobies?

littlett's		2012-12-31 08:32:52 AM

thecpt: Was it supposed to be a fat joke? She looks pretty good. Is this reverse hittable trolling headlines now?

flotation devices = large boobs, not a fat joke.

way south		2012-12-31 08:33:07 AM

10/10, would nibble.

frepnog		2012-12-31 08:34:23 AM

Z-clipped:

I'd do the Australian crawl into her shark cage, and then I'd turn her over for some backstroke action.

Kesha cleaned up?

stevarooni		2012-12-31 08:34:40 AM

thecpt: Was it supposed to be a fat joke? She looks pretty good. Is this reverse hittable trolling headlines now?

In juvenile parlance, a sizable pair of mammaries could be juxtaposed with flotation devices, though this assumes greater buoyancy than the actual density of said protuberances based on their typical composition.

thecpt		2012-12-31 08:35:18 AM

littlett's: thecpt: Was it supposed to be a fat joke? She looks pretty good. Is this reverse hittable trolling headlines now?

flotation devices = large boobs, not a fat joke.

....I'm a farker and my first thought wasn't boobies. I AM ASHAMED

stevarooni		2012-12-31 08:35:24 AM

frepnog: Kesha cleaned up?

Is that what that froth is all about, at her feet?

Lionel Mandrake		2012-12-31 08:36:09 AM

Chloe: Australian for fap.

Unknown_Poltroon		2012-12-31 08:36:36 AM

stevarooni: thecpt: Was it supposed to be a fat joke? She looks pretty good. Is this reverse hittable trolling headlines now?

In juvenile parlance, a sizable pair of mammaries could be juxtaposed with flotation devices, though this assumes greater buoyancy than the actual density of said protuberances based on their typical composition.

Oh, common, they were calling linebackers Mae Westside in ww2, it's hardly new

Skraeling		2012-12-31 08:39:16 AM

Quantum Apostrophe		2012-12-31 08:39:42 AM

Unknown_Poltroon: "common"???

fzumrk		2012-12-31 08:41:14 AM

If she needs a break along the way I am available to motorboat her.

Mugato		2012-12-31 08:41:25 AM

Don't people swim from Cuba to Florida all the time? I guess usually they have inner tubes but still.

And how could you swim in a shark cage?

And where the hell am I?

Buffet		2012-12-31 08:42:15 AM

There was no pic with the article. I had to look one up.

FarkingReading		2012-12-31 08:43:26 AM

ObscureNameHere		2012-12-31 08:43:33 AM

littlett's: thecpt: Was it supposed to be a fat joke? She looks pretty good. Is this reverse hittable trolling headlines now?

flotation devices = large boobs, not a fat joke.

Except.... the woman in that pic does NOT have large boobs. She is hot, just not of the "rackus gigantitcus' variety.

OscarTamerz		2012-12-31 08:45:38 AM

I'd eat her even if she were slathered in vegemite. And shark repellent.

way south		2012-12-31 08:46:32 AM

Mugato: Don't people swim from Cuba to Florida all the time? I guess usually they have inner tubes but still.

And how could you swim in a shark cage?

And where the hell am I?

1. No.
2. They float across on rafts made out of junk.
3. Tow it behind a boat.
4. FARK.com

/where is anyone, really.
/Your dependence on location is a trap created by the physical mind.

bugmn99		2012-12-31 08:47:02 AM

Listen sharks, we'll let you have 5 free ugly girls if you promise to leave this one alone. 10 if you take them from Jersey.

drewogatory		2012-12-31 08:47:17 AM

Anyone know what species in particular all the swimmers are terrified of? Oceanic White Tips? Tigers? Seems odd to me that that particular swim should be so much more dangerous than some others.

stevarooni		2012-12-31 08:47:26 AM

Unknown_Poltroon: Oh, common, they were calling linebackers Mae Westside in ww2, it's hardly new

Hardly new, but sometimes one must help a Farker out with new-to-them terminology. ;-)

Z-clipped		2012-12-31 08:47:58 AM

frepnog: Kesha cleaned up?

Kesha? Never heard of her. Hold on...
From Wiki : Her "talky" rap technique, yodelling, and excessive auto-tune have become her trademark

...I'll take your word for it.

stevarooni		2012-12-31 08:48:53 AM

Skraeling: They do indeed... float.

They don't generally provide much buoyancy, however.

eltejon		2012-12-31 08:49:01 AM

Lionel Mandrake: Chloe: Australian for fap.

I see what you did there. I'll be in my bunk.

Z-clipped		2012-12-31 08:50:02 AM

fzumrk: If she needs a break along the way I am available to motorboat her.

Winnah!

gravebayne2		2012-12-31 08:50:40 AM

whar flotation devices? WHAR!?

DSanchez		2012-12-31 08:53:21 AM

Those aren't buoys!

HotIgneous Intruder		2012-12-31 08:54:08 AM

Gay AND lazy is no way to go through life, boys.
Some pic galleries on her site here.

This is a late parrot		2012-12-31 08:54:18 AM

thecpt: littlett's: thecpt: Was it supposed to be a fat joke? She looks pretty good. Is this reverse hittable trolling headlines now?

flotation devices = large boobs, not a fat joke.

....I'm a farker and my first thought wasn't boobies. I AM ASHAMED

two minutes in the box

if you can last that long

HotIgneous Intruder		2012-12-31 08:55:01 AM

/Apparently she prefers the company of middle-aged men.
//Farkers rejoice around the globe!

Mid_mo_mad_man		2012-12-31 08:55:02 AM

No thank you. I would not hit it. Where's her curves ?

Zarquon's Flat Tire		2012-12-31 09:01:31 AM

littlett's		2012-12-31 09:08:42 AM

ObscureNameHere: Except.... the woman in that pic does NOT have large boobs. She is hot, just not of the "rackus gigantitcus' variety.

Some of those swimsuits squeeze the girls pretty flat, so she may have nice boobs. I look really flat chested in a speedo one piece myself and I'm not that flat.

eltejon		2012-12-31 09:10:28 AM

Lionel Mandrake: Chloe: Australian for fap.

Because I was thinking of an entire different Chloe. One who posts with a well known Australian, umm, company for adults.

thecpt		2012-12-31 09:16:44 AM

littlett's: ObscureNameHere: Except.... the woman in that pic does NOT have large boobs. She is hot, just not of the "rackus gigantitcus' variety.

Some of those swimsuits squeeze the girls pretty flat, so she may have nice boobs. I look really flat chested in a speedo one piece myself and I'm not that flat.

Had friends on the swim team in school and none of them looked chesty. They all complained that their shoulders and arms would be muscular which made everything smaller looking. Their chest muscles would give everything the perky look, though.

wildstarr		2012-12-31 09:16:56 AM

Being from Australia the stuff in our waters are probably like bunnies and kittens compared to what lurks in the Australian waters.

tricycleracer		2012-12-31 09:21:26 AM

way south: /Your dependence on location is a trap created by the physical mind.

Can I buy some pot from you?

fiveknuckleshuffle		2012-12-31 09:22:10 AM

Why swim when we can motorboat the whole way.

RabbitoGarcia		2012-12-31 09:23:03 AM

I'd let her get down under me.

/am I doing it right?

littlett's		2012-12-31 09:24:28 AM

thecpt: Had friends on the swim team in school and none of them looked chesty. They all complained that their shoulders and arms would be muscular which made everything smaller looking. Their chest muscles would give everything the perky look, though.

Most girls with a swimmers build have really nice shoulder and back muscles and tend to have smaller looking chests. Partly to blame since a lot of swimmers are very lean and have a very low percentage of body fat that typically results in small breasts.

dennerman		2012-12-31 09:24:41 AM

littlett's: ObscureNameHere: Except.... the woman in that pic does NOT have large boobs. She is hot, just not of the "rackus gigantitcus' variety.

Some of those swimsuits squeeze the girls pretty flat, so she may have nice boobs. I look really flat chested in a speedo one piece myself and I'm not that flat.

That sound you hear is a thousand male farkers clicking your profile link...

Crudbucket		2012-12-31 09:26:47 AM

littlett's: thecpt: Had friends on the swim team in school and none of them looked chesty. They all complained that their shoulders and arms would be muscular which made everything smaller looking. Their chest muscles would give everything the perky look, though.

Most girls with a swimmers build have really nice shoulder and back muscles and tend to have smaller looking chests. Partly to blame since a lot of swimmers are very lean and have a very low percentage of body fat that typically results in small breasts.

img.thesun.co.uk

littlett's		2012-12-31 09:27:36 AM

dennerman: That sound you hear is a thousand male farkers clicking your profile link...

I wish them luck then, Not sure it will give them any help.

littlett's		2012-12-31 09:28:29 AM

Crudbucket: littlett's: thecpt: Had friends on the swim team in school and none of them looked chesty. They all complained that their shoulders and arms would be muscular which made everything smaller looking. Their chest muscles would give everything the perky look, though.

Most girls with a swimmers build have really nice shoulder and back muscles and tend to have smaller looking chests. Partly to blame since a lot of swimmers are very lean and have a very low percentage of body fat that typically results in small breasts.

[img.thesun.co.uk image 620x904]

You do realize those are actresses.

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