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(Daily Mail)   Mother and daughter lose 16 stone in just 12 months, are now totally hot and hittable (w/pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 35
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2012-12-31 12:27:46 AM  
8 votes:
That's nothing... I lost Sixteen Stone over the course of a couple of hours back in 1997.  Left it at a friend's house, he claimed it wasn't there.  Kinda sucked.  I liked that album.
2012-12-31 07:32:40 AM  
7 votes:
"Mother and daughter lose 16 stone in just 12 months, are now totally hot and hittable"


With a bat, maybe.
2012-12-31 07:42:45 AM  
5 votes:
i352.photobucket.com
2012-12-31 07:37:20 AM  
5 votes:
You lose 16 stone, and whaddya get...
2012-12-31 01:00:05 AM  
4 votes:
eesh, not even if i were british.
2012-12-31 08:10:16 AM  
3 votes:
"hot and hittable"...

I'm going to translate that as, "Kill it with Fire and Beat it with a club"
2012-12-31 07:38:55 AM  
3 votes:
you can lose weight, but you can't lose ugly.
2012-12-31 07:37:57 AM  
3 votes:
I hate it when I have to read the caption to figure out which one is the mother...
2012-12-31 07:37:55 AM  
3 votes:
You lose sixteen stone and whaddaya get?
2012-12-31 07:26:19 AM  
3 votes:
Passing all those stones must have been painful.
2012-12-31 01:59:18 AM  
3 votes:
Not even with subbys schlubby.
2012-12-31 10:35:16 AM  
2 votes:
There are three kinds of lies:
Lies , damned lies and Fark hittable headlines
Mark Twain
GBB
2012-12-31 09:30:02 AM  
2 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com

If you think that's "hittable", you're going to need about 16 stones.
2012-12-31 07:46:18 AM  
2 votes:
I once took a crap so big that I had to go to the hardware store twice before I could get the thing to flush down. My pants fit better after that.

/wait, what were we talking about?
2012-12-31 07:41:22 AM  
2 votes:
They appear to have been struck repeatedly with stones.
2012-12-31 03:55:41 PM  
1 votes:
Tennessee Ernie Ford once lost 16 tons
2012-12-31 02:23:20 PM  
1 votes:
chav-tastic no thank you
2012-12-31 11:55:55 AM  
1 votes:
What I want to know is how do brits have the stones(heh) to make fun of americans for not being on the metric system yet still use "Stone" as a way to measure weight.
2012-12-31 10:38:24 AM  
1 votes:
You lose 16 stone and whadda ya get? Another year older and and fame on the 'net!
Saint Piers don't call me, I can't opine, I sold my story to the Mail Online

/Everybody sing!
2012-12-31 10:18:08 AM  
1 votes:
I don't know, the whole Hot Chick headline and Daily Mail/Sun/Telegraph link trap meme is starting to grow on me.
2012-12-31 10:06:22 AM  
1 votes:
*scans headline, looks at source*

Nope.

thoughtcatalogcom.files.wordpress.com
2012-12-31 09:13:34 AM  
1 votes:
lose 16 stones
what do you get
2 skanks I wouldn't hit
not even on a bet
2012-12-31 09:00:53 AM  
1 votes:
If that's what the British are working with as far as "hittable" goes, no wonder the Kate Middleton baby is such a huge deal. There might be an attractive British person born for the first time in history.
2012-12-31 08:44:08 AM  
1 votes:
also Sun/DailyFail article + hot/hittable/hottie in headline =

imagemacros.files.wordpress.com
2012-12-31 08:29:47 AM  
1 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk
Sh**, Kate Middleton, get it together!
http://1-ps.googleusercontent.com
2012-12-31 08:15:22 AM  
1 votes:
i471.photobucket.com

Here's some eyebleach for you, Subby...
2012-12-31 07:53:04 AM  
1 votes:

Mini Ditka: I once took a crap so big that I had to go to the hardware store twice before I could get the thing to flush down. My pants fit better after that.

/wait, what were we talking about?


stuffpoint.com

"With the old toilets, you could flush a dotson puppy..."

/hot
2012-12-31 07:51:48 AM  
1 votes:
I'm not that stoned.
2012-12-31 07:44:56 AM  
1 votes:
Lost a lot of weight.
Still British.

/no, wouldn't hit.
2012-12-31 07:37:23 AM  
1 votes:
Good Lord those Brits are EFed up... They are in serious need of dentists and plastic surgeons over there.

Hot and hittable? I guess that's what you get from thousands of years of inbreeding.
2012-12-31 07:36:06 AM  
1 votes:

LivingDeadX1: "Mother and daughter lose 16 stone in just 12 months, are now totally hot and hittable"


With a bat, maybe.


I was going to opt for a length of 4x2
2012-12-31 07:35:10 AM  
1 votes:
Who greens this kind if bullshiat?
2012-12-31 07:32:56 AM  
1 votes:
the daughter is still a whale
2012-12-31 07:31:28 AM  
1 votes:
The daughter is still fat.
2012-12-31 07:28:15 AM  
1 votes:
My New Years resolution is to quit taking subby's bait
 
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