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(Daily Mail)   Mother and daughter lose 16 stone in just 12 months, are now totally hot and hittable (w/pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 122
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2012-12-31 12:12:09 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: LDM90: Because People in power are Stupid: It's like one of those mother/daughter porns where some guy with a mohawk comes out after a short interview with the cameraguy. The cameraguy reveals that there are "tons" of guys that are into this but the mohawk guy is the one they chose. They always choose him.

I would grow a mohawk if I wasn't so bald.

That's...a very specific kind of porn. There must be at least like 2 of those.

Mohawk porn? No that guy is in tons of porn.


I like the Iroquois porn in general, but I prefer the Oneida to the Mohawk if I'm going that way. Now, what really gets me going is the Seminole porn. You get that guy doing the Green Corn Dance with the mother-daughter pair? Holy smokes, now THAT is some serious perversions and kink. It gives a whole new meaning to "snake mound", huh? Huh? Amirite?
 
2012-12-31 12:13:47 PM
Do the British people not understand the way to use plurals? Are the former fatties five foot three inch tall?

And, what happend with the whole metric system thing?

And "stone", really? What, are pounds too modern for ye? Not enough furlongs in their hogsheads?
 
2012-12-31 12:34:41 PM
www.rottenecards.com


Wait, what?
 
2012-12-31 01:02:52 PM
The daughter is still a whale and the mother looks like an angry gremlin.
 
2012-12-31 01:32:13 PM
with a lorry
 
2012-12-31 01:35:49 PM

jmr61: [www.rottenecards.com image 420x294]


That sentiment always struck me as funny because we all know that being fat is never the fault of the fat person

So they actually never can lose weight.

Right?
 
2012-12-31 01:55:57 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: I like the Iroquois porn in general, but I prefer the Oneida to the Mohawk if I'm going that way. Now, what really gets me going is the Seminole porn. You get that guy doing the Green Corn Dance with the mother-daughter pair? Holy smokes, now THAT is some serious perversions and kink. It gives a whole new meaning to "snake mound", huh? Huh? Amirite?


You and me should head down to a casino sometime. This chick owes me money:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1qWoOljtjE
 
2012-12-31 02:21:11 PM
The girl is still large, but she has a pretty smile. If I saw her without seeing her mother, and she had a nice personality... but having seen the mother, nope, not a chance. I wouldn't want the possibility of waking up next to that in 25 years. I'm not sure I'd even want to have to eat holiday dinner looking at that.
 
2012-12-31 02:23:20 PM
chav-tastic no thank you
 
2012-12-31 02:30:39 PM
2 doctors were talking and one of them said; "I just created a new diet pill! If you take this pill, you will lose 20 pounds in 20 minutes!"
The other doctor responded; "That's incredible! But all that mass has to go somewhere."
The first doctor said; "Well, maybe there is a little diarrhea....."
 
2012-12-31 02:44:40 PM

littlett's: One of these day I will be alert enough in the morning that I will know better than to believe the submitter.

I it too much to ask for an article with pictures of pretty people in them?


They need to throw a few of those us now and then, just to keep us on our toes...
 
2012-12-31 02:49:03 PM

Forbidden Doughnut: littlett's: One of these day I will be alert enough in the morning that I will know better than to believe the submitter.

I it too much to ask for an article with pictures of pretty people in them?


They need to throw a few of those at us now and then, just to keep us on our toes..

/ corrected
// hopefully before the grammar Nazis notice...

 
2012-12-31 03:11:03 PM

The One True TheDavid: My "mindset" is I grew up poor when poor meant hungry -- as opposed to gluttonous -- but my grocery budget improved in my 30s as my metabolism was slowing. Then I quit smoking and put on 25# in 6 months 12 years ago, which seems to be a permanent fact of life. I'm still basically thin everywhere except my belly, which protrudes to shade my feet. Weighing the same would be okay if the gain would redistribute itself slightly: it might be nice to finally have buttcheeks.


Judas priest.
 
2012-12-31 03:55:41 PM
Tennessee Ernie Ford once lost 16 tons
 
2012-12-31 04:11:55 PM

Mini Ditka: I once took a crap so big that I had to go to the hardware store twice before I could get the thing to flush down. My pants fit better after that.
/wait, what were we talking about?


You should have just heeled it down. Jeez, how long have you been around here, anyway?

Daughter still needs to lose a few more boulders. Stones.
 
2012-12-31 06:33:04 PM
Mother= Not even with subby's stolen dick before or after.

Daughter=No before maybe at last call after.
 
2012-12-31 06:34:57 PM
Geez! the English are just not that attractive in general.
 
2012-12-31 10:24:03 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk
I lost 16 stone using my supplements.

2.bp.blogspot.com
SUPPLEMENTS.
 
2012-12-31 10:46:04 PM
Grats to them both!
 
2013-01-01 10:09:31 AM
Look, I know it's been a while, right? But uh...I'm not gonna to get humped by a giant red gorilla in space, okay? No thank you.
 
2013-01-01 12:25:13 PM
www.theburningear.com
 
2013-01-01 08:34:58 PM

LivingDeadX1: "Mother and daughter lose 16 stone in just 12 months, are now totally hot and hittable"


With a bat, maybe.


AGREED! Took the text right out of my fingers.
 
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