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(Daily Mail)   Mother and daughter lose 16 stone in just 12 months, are now totally hot and hittable (w/pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 122
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2012-12-31 08:20:59 AM
So I'm the only one that thinks the daughter looks pretty good after the weight loss?
 
2012-12-31 08:23:06 AM
I think I prefer them before. At least they look like they'd serve you a nice fry-up.
 
2012-12-31 08:25:31 AM

Buffet: Harpoon those beasts!!


Where are Greenpeace when you need them put back in the sea?
 
2012-12-31 08:25:45 AM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Before: After:
Good for both of them. Props.


Here I made a conscious effort NOT to RTFA because I somehow knew I'd need eye bleach after and what do you go and do??

/
//Bast**d
 
2012-12-31 08:26:24 AM
HAHA, it's funny because he said they're hittable but really they're not.

It's funny, see!
 
2012-12-31 08:29:47 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk
Sh**, Kate Middleton, get it together!
http://1-ps.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-12-31 08:32:12 AM
You can't even be slick and check the comments thread to see if subby is a bastard, because some doucher always posts the pics in the thread anyway.
 
2012-12-31 08:34:10 AM

Pista: Buffet: Harpoon those beasts!!

Where are Greenpeace when you need them put back in the sea?


LMFAO>
 
2012-12-31 08:36:33 AM
Good for them, and especially for the young mom who lost weight for her son, not to get a man. Keep it up ladies!
 
2012-12-31 08:36:53 AM
In the side pic it looks like Mom lost her chin too.
 
2012-12-31 08:37:31 AM
"Mother and daughter lose 16 stone in just 12 months, are now totally hot and hittable"

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-31 08:42:14 AM

mikemoto: Not really hot, but yeah, I'd probably hit it. The British accents are a turn on for me.


the British accent is pretty sexy, but the way it is portrayed in movies and tv shows and the shiat they actually SPEAK is different.

You see that Family Guy episode when Stewie is teaching the little British girl to speak proper english, and she sounds like gutter trash?

That. Not sexy at all.
 
2012-12-31 08:44:08 AM
also Sun/DailyFail article + hot/hittable/hottie in headline =

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2012-12-31 08:50:32 AM

Slaxl: There is something seriously wrong with that mother's face.


^
 
2012-12-31 08:52:09 AM
A story of converting from American to British.
 
2012-12-31 08:52:36 AM
thehipreport.com

Long lost Sister, Mary, Crown Princess of the Island of Celery.
 
2012-12-31 08:54:00 AM

Slaxl: There is something seriously wrong with that mother's face.


It's what happens when you pack on pounds (stones), then lose them all too quickly. You end up with a really wrinkly face.
 
2012-12-31 08:57:52 AM
Unfortunately, there's a mindset that goes along with being overweight and it cannot be exercised or dieted away.

/Real food issues for life.
 
2012-12-31 08:59:10 AM

Because People in power are Stupid: It's like one of those mother/daughter porns where some guy with a mohawk comes out after a short interview with the cameraguy. The cameraguy reveals that there are "tons" of guys that are into this but the mohawk guy is the one they chose. They always choose him.

I would grow a mohawk if I wasn't so bald.


That's...a very specific kind of porn. There must be at least like 2 of those.
 
2012-12-31 09:00:30 AM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Before:

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 638x460]

After:

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Good for both of them. Props.


Yep. They'll need props to hold up their couches and beds in 25 years.
 
2012-12-31 09:00:53 AM
If that's what the British are working with as far as "hittable" goes, no wonder the Kate Middleton baby is such a huge deal. There might be an attractive British person born for the first time in history.
 
2012-12-31 09:05:50 AM
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The daughter looks like Katie Featherston + 16 stone.
 
2012-12-31 09:07:34 AM

Bob Down: A story of converting from American to British.


You will be metricated
 
2012-12-31 09:12:34 AM
Hot and hittable you say?
Oh right... FailOnline
 
2012-12-31 09:13:34 AM
lose 16 stones
what do you get
2 skanks I wouldn't hit
not even on a bet
 
2012-12-31 09:15:51 AM
Mom looks like Michael Jackson toward the end of his life.
 
2012-12-31 09:17:44 AM
Seems like they lost the best parts...
 
2012-12-31 09:17:57 AM
www.70slivekidvid.com

First thing I thought of.
 
GBB
2012-12-31 09:30:02 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com

If you think that's "hittable", you're going to need about 16 stones.
 
2012-12-31 09:47:16 AM
Maybe subby means that we should stone them.
 
2012-12-31 09:48:06 AM
I bet they have bat wings now.
 
2012-12-31 09:50:43 AM

RodneyToady: That's nothing... I lost Sixteen Stone over the course of a couple of hours back in 1997.  Left it at a friend's house, he claimed it wasn't there.  Kinda sucked.  I liked that album.


Thank you.
 
2012-12-31 09:58:14 AM
Two fat chicks lost a few stones? Maybe there're sitting on them.
 
2012-12-31 09:58:38 AM
are now totally hot and hittable

In what world, subby? In what world?
 
2012-12-31 10:02:49 AM
They're looking a lot healthier to me.
 
2012-12-31 10:06:22 AM
*scans headline, looks at source*

Nope.

thoughtcatalogcom.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-31 10:08:55 AM
www.davidkiger.com
 
2012-12-31 10:09:45 AM

durbnpoisn: Slaxl:

There is something seriously wrong with that mother's face.

It's what happens when you pack on pounds (stones), then lose them all too quickly. You end up with a really wrinkly face.


And loose belly skin hanging down like an apron.

But at her age that's a mercy.
 
2012-12-31 10:18:08 AM
I don't know, the whole Hot Chick headline and Daily Mail/Sun/Telegraph link trap meme is starting to grow on me.
 
2012-12-31 10:21:33 AM

Fark In The Duck: Maybe subby means that we should stone them.


Hopefully, when they're walking through the door.
 
2012-12-31 10:23:11 AM
HotIgneous Intruder:

Unfortunately, there's a mindset that goes along with being overweight and it cannot be exercised or dieted away.

/Real food issues for life.


My "mindset" is I grew up poor when poor meant hungry -- as opposed to gluttonous -- but my grocery budget improved in my 30s as my metabolism was slowing. Then I quit smoking and put on 25# in 6 months 12 years ago, which seems to be a permanent fact of life. I'm still basically thin everywhere except my belly, which protrudes to shade my feet. Weighing the same would be okay if the gain would redistribute itself slightly: it might be nice to finally have buttcheeks.
 
2012-12-31 10:26:24 AM
Yeah, I could totally punch those two ugly biatches.
 
2012-12-31 10:28:30 AM
GBB

If you think that's "hittable", you're going to need about 16 stones.

Well done, sir.
 
2012-12-31 10:34:24 AM
I bet they still like to sit on a hard surface to fart.
 
2012-12-31 10:35:06 AM
lh6.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-12-31 10:35:16 AM
There are three kinds of lies:
Lies , damned lies and Fark hittable headlines
Mark Twain
 
2012-12-31 10:38:24 AM
You lose 16 stone and whadda ya get? Another year older and and fame on the 'net!
Saint Piers don't call me, I can't opine, I sold my story to the Mail Online

/Everybody sing!
 
2012-12-31 10:52:17 AM
sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk
 
2012-12-31 11:55:55 AM
What I want to know is how do brits have the stones(heh) to make fun of americans for not being on the metric system yet still use "Stone" as a way to measure weight.
 
2012-12-31 12:02:18 PM

LDM90: Because People in power are Stupid: It's like one of those mother/daughter porns where some guy with a mohawk comes out after a short interview with the cameraguy. The cameraguy reveals that there are "tons" of guys that are into this but the mohawk guy is the one they chose. They always choose him.

I would grow a mohawk if I wasn't so bald.

That's...a very specific kind of porn. There must be at least like 2 of those.


Mohawk porn? No that guy is in tons of porn.
 
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