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2012-12-31 12:27:46 AM
That's nothing... I lost Sixteen Stone over the course of a couple of hours back in 1997.  Left it at a friend's house, he claimed it wasn't there.  Kinda sucked.  I liked that album.
 
2012-12-31 01:00:05 AM
eesh, not even if i were british.
 
2012-12-31 01:59:18 AM
Not even with subbys schlubby.
 
2012-12-31 02:31:37 AM
From the Wiki: The stone (abbreviation st[1]) is an informal unit of measure equal to 14 pounds avoirdupois (about 6.35 kg[nb 1]) used in Great Britain and Ireland for measuring human body weight. The stone was formerly used for purposes of trade in many North-West European countries where its value ranged from about 5 to 40 local pounds (3 to 15 kg), but with the advent of metrication from the mid-19th century onwards it was superseded by the kilogram; its use for trade in the United Kingdom and in Ireland being rescinded in the 1980s. It may be unfamiliar to an international audience.

So stop.
 
2012-12-31 05:20:53 AM

MoonPirate: Not even with subbys schlubby.


And if you pushed me.
 
2012-12-31 06:40:40 AM
There is something seriously wrong with that mother's face.
 
2012-12-31 07:25:05 AM
It's like one of those mother/daughter porns where some guy with a mohawk comes out after a short interview with the cameraguy. The cameraguy reveals that there are "tons" of guys that are into this but the mohawk guy is the one they chose. They always choose him.

I would grow a mohawk if I wasn't so bald.
 
2012-12-31 07:26:19 AM
Passing all those stones must have been painful.
 
2012-12-31 07:28:15 AM
My New Years resolution is to quit taking subby's bait
 
2012-12-31 07:31:28 AM
I went on a date with a girl who had recently lost a lot of weight very quickly. I did not enjoy the feel of her skin. Very spongey and off-putting.
 
2012-12-31 07:31:28 AM
The daughter is still fat.
 
2012-12-31 07:31:34 AM
Is a 16 stone anything like a 20 rock?
 
2012-12-31 07:32:01 AM

RodneyToady: That's nothing... I lost Sixteen Stone over the course of a couple of hours back in 1997.  Left it at a friend's house, he claimed it wasn't there.  Kinda sucked.  I liked that album.


Done in one.
 
2012-12-31 07:32:40 AM
"Mother and daughter lose 16 stone in just 12 months, are now totally hot and hittable"


With a bat, maybe.
 
2012-12-31 07:32:56 AM
the daughter is still a whale
 
2012-12-31 07:33:49 AM
Mom: 20.

Daughter: 15.
 
2012-12-31 07:35:10 AM
Who greens this kind if bullshiat?
 
2012-12-31 07:36:06 AM

LivingDeadX1: "Mother and daughter lose 16 stone in just 12 months, are now totally hot and hittable"


With a bat, maybe.


I was going to opt for a length of 4x2
 
2012-12-31 07:37:20 AM
You lose 16 stone, and whaddya get...
 
2012-12-31 07:37:23 AM
Good Lord those Brits are EFed up... They are in serious need of dentists and plastic surgeons over there.

Hot and hittable? I guess that's what you get from thousands of years of inbreeding.
 
2012-12-31 07:37:43 AM

Land Ark: I went on a date with a girl who had recently lost a lot of weight very quickly. I did not enjoy the feel of her skin. Very spongey and off-putting.


I also did this. The girl was a stick, and she told me she had the lap band surgery, basically where they put a rubber band around your stomach to make it smaller. It certainly worked for making her lose weight, but she had the freakiest skin I've ever felt. It was like she was wearing a skin suit that was the wrong size. Freaky. She was also a head case, so there's that.
 
2012-12-31 07:37:55 AM
You lose sixteen stone and whaddaya get?
 
2012-12-31 07:37:57 AM
I hate it when I have to read the caption to figure out which one is the mother...
 
2012-12-31 07:38:06 AM
Puke in my aerial thingy

4h to 00,00
 
2012-12-31 07:38:55 AM
you can lose weight, but you can't lose ugly.
 
2012-12-31 07:39:28 AM
I'm thinking lead pipe.
/Not even if I was really, really drunk.
 
2012-12-31 07:41:22 AM
They appear to have been struck repeatedly with stones.
 
2012-12-31 07:42:45 AM
i352.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-31 07:44:30 AM
Harpoon those beasts!!
 
2012-12-31 07:44:32 AM

Macular Degenerate: Land Ark: I went on a date with a girl who had recently lost a lot of weight very quickly. I did not enjoy the feel of her skin. Very spongey and off-putting.

I also did this. The girl was a stick, and she told me she had the lap band surgery, basically where they put a rubber band around your stomach to make it smaller. It certainly worked for making her lose weight, but she had the freakiest skin I've ever felt. It was like she was wearing a skin suit that was the wrong size. Freaky. She was also a head case, so there's that.


There's a high incidence of alcoholism associated with gastric bypass surgery, so that should become the FARK operation of choice.
 
2012-12-31 07:44:56 AM
Lost a lot of weight.
Still British.

/no, wouldn't hit.
 
2012-12-31 07:46:12 AM
Not really hot, but yeah, I'd probably hit it. The British accents are a turn on for me.
 
2012-12-31 07:46:18 AM
I once took a crap so big that I had to go to the hardware store twice before I could get the thing to flush down. My pants fit better after that.

/wait, what were we talking about?
 
2012-12-31 07:50:10 AM
Good for them. They do look better.
 
2012-12-31 07:50:40 AM
Now they can jet off to Tanzania and get themselves a husband..
 
2012-12-31 07:51:48 AM
I'm not that stoned.
 
2012-12-31 07:52:09 AM

Macular Degenerate: Land Ark: I went on a date with a girl who had recently lost a lot of weight very quickly. I did not enjoy the feel of her skin. Very spongey and off-putting.

I also did this. The girl was a stick, and she told me she had the lap band surgery, basically where they put a rubber band around your stomach to make it smaller. It certainly worked for making her lose weight, but she had the freakiest skin I've ever felt. It was like she was wearing a skin suit that was the wrong size. Freaky. She was also a head case, so there's that.


That is a perfect description.
 
2012-12-31 07:53:04 AM

Mini Ditka: I once took a crap so big that I had to go to the hardware store twice before I could get the thing to flush down. My pants fit better after that.

/wait, what were we talking about?


stuffpoint.com

"With the old toilets, you could flush a dotson puppy..."

/hot
 
2012-12-31 07:54:24 AM
Before:

i.dailymail.co.uk

After:

i.dailymail.co.uk

Good for both of them. Props.
 
2012-12-31 07:54:26 AM
I would tap them like kegs at a frat party.
/ If I wasn't in a relationship
// Or if the fiancé said I could
/// Which she wouldn't
 
2012-12-31 07:55:03 AM

Pants full of macaroni!!: RodneyToady: That's nothing... I lost Sixteen Stone over the course of a couple of hours back in 1997.  Left it at a friend's house, he claimed it wasn't there.  Kinda sucked.  I liked that album.

Done in one.


Was going to say the same thing, but I see you've got that under control. Carry on.
 
2012-12-31 08:00:56 AM

Day_Old_Dutchie: You lose sixteen stone and whaddaya get?


Another day older and deeper in ugly?
 
2012-12-31 08:01:49 AM

blueknight: the daughter is still a whale


I don't think your description is fair:

sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
ymora.net
i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2012-12-31 08:10:16 AM
"hot and hittable"...

I'm going to translate that as, "Kill it with Fire and Beat it with a club"
 
2012-12-31 08:15:22 AM
i471.photobucket.com

Here's some eyebleach for you, Subby...
 
2012-12-31 08:16:29 AM

Macular Degenerate: Land Ark: I went on a date with a girl who had recently lost a lot of weight very quickly. I did not enjoy the feel of her skin. Very spongey and off-putting.

I also did this. The girl was a stick, and she told me she had the lap band surgery, basically where they put a rubber band around your stomach to make it smaller. It certainly worked for making her lose weight, but she had the freakiest skin I've ever felt. It was like she was wearing a skin suit that was the wrong size. Freaky. She was also a head case, so there's that.


The surgery fixes the body, somewhat, but it can't fix what's obviously wrong in the noggin...
 
2012-12-31 08:16:34 AM
diaphoresis: I've always wondered how come black women have these immense thighs and almost no calves.
 
2012-12-31 08:17:49 AM
wonder how mom avoided neck waddle and arm flab. hmmm.
 
2012-12-31 08:19:04 AM
One of these day I will be alert enough in the morning that I will know better than to believe the submitter.

I it too much to ask for an article with pictures of pretty people in them?
 
2012-12-31 08:19:40 AM
Hittable? No, not really...the daughter, maybe, if she loses a bit more, then gets a decent stylist who doesn't look to Amy Winehouse as a martyred saint instead of a warning.
But, snark aside, literally, all the best to them. I hope they both feel a million dollars, and continue to be healthy.

/ Wish I was.
 
2012-12-31 08:20:59 AM
So I'm the only one that thinks the daughter looks pretty good after the weight loss?
 
2012-12-31 08:23:06 AM
I think I prefer them before. At least they look like they'd serve you a nice fry-up.
 
2012-12-31 08:25:31 AM

Buffet: Harpoon those beasts!!


Where are Greenpeace when you need them put back in the sea?
 
2012-12-31 08:25:45 AM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Before: After:
Good for both of them. Props.


Here I made a conscious effort NOT to RTFA because I somehow knew I'd need eye bleach after and what do you go and do??

/
//Bast**d
 
2012-12-31 08:26:24 AM
HAHA, it's funny because he said they're hittable but really they're not.

It's funny, see!
 
2012-12-31 08:29:47 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk
Sh**, Kate Middleton, get it together!
http://1-ps.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-12-31 08:32:12 AM
You can't even be slick and check the comments thread to see if subby is a bastard, because some doucher always posts the pics in the thread anyway.
 
2012-12-31 08:34:10 AM

Pista: Buffet: Harpoon those beasts!!

Where are Greenpeace when you need them put back in the sea?


LMFAO>
 
2012-12-31 08:36:33 AM
Good for them, and especially for the young mom who lost weight for her son, not to get a man. Keep it up ladies!
 
2012-12-31 08:36:53 AM
In the side pic it looks like Mom lost her chin too.
 
2012-12-31 08:37:31 AM
"Mother and daughter lose 16 stone in just 12 months, are now totally hot and hittable"

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-31 08:42:14 AM

mikemoto: Not really hot, but yeah, I'd probably hit it. The British accents are a turn on for me.


the British accent is pretty sexy, but the way it is portrayed in movies and tv shows and the shiat they actually SPEAK is different.

You see that Family Guy episode when Stewie is teaching the little British girl to speak proper english, and she sounds like gutter trash?

That. Not sexy at all.
 
2012-12-31 08:44:08 AM
also Sun/DailyFail article + hot/hittable/hottie in headline =

imagemacros.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-31 08:50:32 AM

Slaxl: There is something seriously wrong with that mother's face.


^
 
2012-12-31 08:52:09 AM
A story of converting from American to British.
 
2012-12-31 08:52:36 AM
thehipreport.com

Long lost Sister, Mary, Crown Princess of the Island of Celery.
 
2012-12-31 08:54:00 AM

Slaxl: There is something seriously wrong with that mother's face.


It's what happens when you pack on pounds (stones), then lose them all too quickly. You end up with a really wrinkly face.
 
2012-12-31 08:57:52 AM
Unfortunately, there's a mindset that goes along with being overweight and it cannot be exercised or dieted away.

/Real food issues for life.
 
2012-12-31 08:59:10 AM

Because People in power are Stupid: It's like one of those mother/daughter porns where some guy with a mohawk comes out after a short interview with the cameraguy. The cameraguy reveals that there are "tons" of guys that are into this but the mohawk guy is the one they chose. They always choose him.

I would grow a mohawk if I wasn't so bald.


That's...a very specific kind of porn. There must be at least like 2 of those.
 
2012-12-31 09:00:30 AM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Before:

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 638x460]

After:

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 312x610]

Good for both of them. Props.


Yep. They'll need props to hold up their couches and beds in 25 years.
 
2012-12-31 09:00:53 AM
If that's what the British are working with as far as "hittable" goes, no wonder the Kate Middleton baby is such a huge deal. There might be an attractive British person born for the first time in history.
 
2012-12-31 09:05:50 AM
imgsrv2.pxdrive.com
The daughter looks like Katie Featherston + 16 stone.
 
2012-12-31 09:07:34 AM

Bob Down: A story of converting from American to British.


You will be metricated
 
2012-12-31 09:12:34 AM
Hot and hittable you say?
Oh right... FailOnline
 
2012-12-31 09:13:34 AM
lose 16 stones
what do you get
2 skanks I wouldn't hit
not even on a bet
 
2012-12-31 09:15:51 AM
Mom looks like Michael Jackson toward the end of his life.
 
2012-12-31 09:17:44 AM
Seems like they lost the best parts...
 
2012-12-31 09:17:57 AM
www.70slivekidvid.com

First thing I thought of.
 
GBB
2012-12-31 09:30:02 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com

If you think that's "hittable", you're going to need about 16 stones.
 
2012-12-31 09:47:16 AM
Maybe subby means that we should stone them.
 
2012-12-31 09:48:06 AM
I bet they have bat wings now.
 
2012-12-31 09:50:43 AM

RodneyToady: That's nothing... I lost Sixteen Stone over the course of a couple of hours back in 1997.  Left it at a friend's house, he claimed it wasn't there.  Kinda sucked.  I liked that album.


Thank you.
 
2012-12-31 09:58:14 AM
Two fat chicks lost a few stones? Maybe there're sitting on them.
 
2012-12-31 09:58:38 AM
are now totally hot and hittable

In what world, subby? In what world?
 
2012-12-31 10:02:49 AM
They're looking a lot healthier to me.
 
2012-12-31 10:06:22 AM
*scans headline, looks at source*

Nope.

thoughtcatalogcom.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-31 10:08:55 AM
www.davidkiger.com
 
2012-12-31 10:09:45 AM

durbnpoisn: Slaxl:

There is something seriously wrong with that mother's face.

It's what happens when you pack on pounds (stones), then lose them all too quickly. You end up with a really wrinkly face.


And loose belly skin hanging down like an apron.

But at her age that's a mercy.
 
2012-12-31 10:18:08 AM
I don't know, the whole Hot Chick headline and Daily Mail/Sun/Telegraph link trap meme is starting to grow on me.
 
2012-12-31 10:21:33 AM

Fark In The Duck: Maybe subby means that we should stone them.


Hopefully, when they're walking through the door.
 
2012-12-31 10:23:11 AM
HotIgneous Intruder:

Unfortunately, there's a mindset that goes along with being overweight and it cannot be exercised or dieted away.

/Real food issues for life.


My "mindset" is I grew up poor when poor meant hungry -- as opposed to gluttonous -- but my grocery budget improved in my 30s as my metabolism was slowing. Then I quit smoking and put on 25# in 6 months 12 years ago, which seems to be a permanent fact of life. I'm still basically thin everywhere except my belly, which protrudes to shade my feet. Weighing the same would be okay if the gain would redistribute itself slightly: it might be nice to finally have buttcheeks.
 
2012-12-31 10:26:24 AM
Yeah, I could totally punch those two ugly biatches.
 
2012-12-31 10:28:30 AM
GBB

If you think that's "hittable", you're going to need about 16 stones.

Well done, sir.
 
2012-12-31 10:34:24 AM
I bet they still like to sit on a hard surface to fart.
 
2012-12-31 10:35:06 AM
lh6.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-12-31 10:35:16 AM
There are three kinds of lies:
Lies , damned lies and Fark hittable headlines
Mark Twain
 
2012-12-31 10:38:24 AM
You lose 16 stone and whadda ya get? Another year older and and fame on the 'net!
Saint Piers don't call me, I can't opine, I sold my story to the Mail Online

/Everybody sing!
 
2012-12-31 10:52:17 AM
sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk
 
2012-12-31 11:55:55 AM
What I want to know is how do brits have the stones(heh) to make fun of americans for not being on the metric system yet still use "Stone" as a way to measure weight.
 
2012-12-31 12:02:18 PM

LDM90: Because People in power are Stupid: It's like one of those mother/daughter porns where some guy with a mohawk comes out after a short interview with the cameraguy. The cameraguy reveals that there are "tons" of guys that are into this but the mohawk guy is the one they chose. They always choose him.

I would grow a mohawk if I wasn't so bald.

That's...a very specific kind of porn. There must be at least like 2 of those.


Mohawk porn? No that guy is in tons of porn.
 
2012-12-31 12:12:09 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: LDM90: Because People in power are Stupid: It's like one of those mother/daughter porns where some guy with a mohawk comes out after a short interview with the cameraguy. The cameraguy reveals that there are "tons" of guys that are into this but the mohawk guy is the one they chose. They always choose him.

I would grow a mohawk if I wasn't so bald.

That's...a very specific kind of porn. There must be at least like 2 of those.

Mohawk porn? No that guy is in tons of porn.


I like the Iroquois porn in general, but I prefer the Oneida to the Mohawk if I'm going that way. Now, what really gets me going is the Seminole porn. You get that guy doing the Green Corn Dance with the mother-daughter pair? Holy smokes, now THAT is some serious perversions and kink. It gives a whole new meaning to "snake mound", huh? Huh? Amirite?
 
2012-12-31 12:13:47 PM
Do the British people not understand the way to use plurals? Are the former fatties five foot three inch tall?

And, what happend with the whole metric system thing?

And "stone", really? What, are pounds too modern for ye? Not enough furlongs in their hogsheads?
 
2012-12-31 12:34:41 PM
www.rottenecards.com


Wait, what?
 
2012-12-31 01:02:52 PM
The daughter is still a whale and the mother looks like an angry gremlin.
 
2012-12-31 01:32:13 PM
with a lorry
 
2012-12-31 01:35:49 PM

jmr61: [www.rottenecards.com image 420x294]


That sentiment always struck me as funny because we all know that being fat is never the fault of the fat person

So they actually never can lose weight.

Right?
 
2012-12-31 01:55:57 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: I like the Iroquois porn in general, but I prefer the Oneida to the Mohawk if I'm going that way. Now, what really gets me going is the Seminole porn. You get that guy doing the Green Corn Dance with the mother-daughter pair? Holy smokes, now THAT is some serious perversions and kink. It gives a whole new meaning to "snake mound", huh? Huh? Amirite?


You and me should head down to a casino sometime. This chick owes me money:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1qWoOljtjE
 
2012-12-31 02:21:11 PM
The girl is still large, but she has a pretty smile. If I saw her without seeing her mother, and she had a nice personality... but having seen the mother, nope, not a chance. I wouldn't want the possibility of waking up next to that in 25 years. I'm not sure I'd even want to have to eat holiday dinner looking at that.
 
2012-12-31 02:23:20 PM
chav-tastic no thank you
 
2012-12-31 02:30:39 PM
2 doctors were talking and one of them said; "I just created a new diet pill! If you take this pill, you will lose 20 pounds in 20 minutes!"
The other doctor responded; "That's incredible! But all that mass has to go somewhere."
The first doctor said; "Well, maybe there is a little diarrhea....."
 
2012-12-31 02:44:40 PM

littlett's: One of these day I will be alert enough in the morning that I will know better than to believe the submitter.

I it too much to ask for an article with pictures of pretty people in them?


They need to throw a few of those us now and then, just to keep us on our toes...
 
2012-12-31 02:49:03 PM

Forbidden Doughnut: littlett's: One of these day I will be alert enough in the morning that I will know better than to believe the submitter.

I it too much to ask for an article with pictures of pretty people in them?


They need to throw a few of those at us now and then, just to keep us on our toes..

/ corrected
// hopefully before the grammar Nazis notice...

 
2012-12-31 03:11:03 PM

The One True TheDavid: My "mindset" is I grew up poor when poor meant hungry -- as opposed to gluttonous -- but my grocery budget improved in my 30s as my metabolism was slowing. Then I quit smoking and put on 25# in 6 months 12 years ago, which seems to be a permanent fact of life. I'm still basically thin everywhere except my belly, which protrudes to shade my feet. Weighing the same would be okay if the gain would redistribute itself slightly: it might be nice to finally have buttcheeks.


Judas priest.
 
2012-12-31 03:55:41 PM
Tennessee Ernie Ford once lost 16 tons
 
2012-12-31 04:11:55 PM

Mini Ditka: I once took a crap so big that I had to go to the hardware store twice before I could get the thing to flush down. My pants fit better after that.
/wait, what were we talking about?


You should have just heeled it down. Jeez, how long have you been around here, anyway?

Daughter still needs to lose a few more boulders. Stones.
 
2012-12-31 06:33:04 PM
Mother= Not even with subby's stolen dick before or after.

Daughter=No before maybe at last call after.
 
2012-12-31 06:34:57 PM
Geez! the English are just not that attractive in general.
 
2012-12-31 10:24:03 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk
I lost 16 stone using my supplements.

2.bp.blogspot.com
SUPPLEMENTS.
 
2012-12-31 10:46:04 PM
Grats to them both!
 
2013-01-01 10:09:31 AM
Look, I know it's been a while, right? But uh...I'm not gonna to get humped by a giant red gorilla in space, okay? No thank you.
 
2013-01-01 12:25:13 PM
www.theburningear.com
 
2013-01-01 08:34:58 PM

LivingDeadX1: "Mother and daughter lose 16 stone in just 12 months, are now totally hot and hittable"


With a bat, maybe.


AGREED! Took the text right out of my fingers.
 
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