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(Daily Mail)   Mother and daughter lose 16 stone in just 12 months, are now totally hot and hittable (w/pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 122
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2012-12-31 12:27:46 AM
That's nothing... I lost Sixteen Stone over the course of a couple of hours back in 1997.  Left it at a friend's house, he claimed it wasn't there.  Kinda sucked.  I liked that album.
 
2012-12-31 01:00:05 AM
eesh, not even if i were british.
 
2012-12-31 01:59:18 AM
Not even with subbys schlubby.
 
2012-12-31 02:31:37 AM
From the Wiki: The stone (abbreviation st[1]) is an informal unit of measure equal to 14 pounds avoirdupois (about 6.35 kg[nb 1]) used in Great Britain and Ireland for measuring human body weight. The stone was formerly used for purposes of trade in many North-West European countries where its value ranged from about 5 to 40 local pounds (3 to 15 kg), but with the advent of metrication from the mid-19th century onwards it was superseded by the kilogram; its use for trade in the United Kingdom and in Ireland being rescinded in the 1980s. It may be unfamiliar to an international audience.

So stop.
 
2012-12-31 05:20:53 AM

MoonPirate: Not even with subbys schlubby.


And if you pushed me.
 
2012-12-31 06:40:40 AM
There is something seriously wrong with that mother's face.
 
2012-12-31 07:25:05 AM
It's like one of those mother/daughter porns where some guy with a mohawk comes out after a short interview with the cameraguy. The cameraguy reveals that there are "tons" of guys that are into this but the mohawk guy is the one they chose. They always choose him.

I would grow a mohawk if I wasn't so bald.
 
2012-12-31 07:26:19 AM
Passing all those stones must have been painful.
 
2012-12-31 07:28:15 AM
My New Years resolution is to quit taking subby's bait
 
2012-12-31 07:31:28 AM
I went on a date with a girl who had recently lost a lot of weight very quickly. I did not enjoy the feel of her skin. Very spongey and off-putting.
 
2012-12-31 07:31:28 AM
The daughter is still fat.
 
2012-12-31 07:31:34 AM
Is a 16 stone anything like a 20 rock?
 
2012-12-31 07:32:01 AM

RodneyToady: That's nothing... I lost Sixteen Stone over the course of a couple of hours back in 1997.  Left it at a friend's house, he claimed it wasn't there.  Kinda sucked.  I liked that album.


Done in one.
 
2012-12-31 07:32:40 AM
"Mother and daughter lose 16 stone in just 12 months, are now totally hot and hittable"


With a bat, maybe.
 
2012-12-31 07:32:56 AM
the daughter is still a whale
 
2012-12-31 07:33:49 AM
Mom: 20.

Daughter: 15.
 
2012-12-31 07:35:10 AM
Who greens this kind if bullshiat?
 
2012-12-31 07:36:06 AM

LivingDeadX1: "Mother and daughter lose 16 stone in just 12 months, are now totally hot and hittable"


With a bat, maybe.


I was going to opt for a length of 4x2
 
2012-12-31 07:37:20 AM
You lose 16 stone, and whaddya get...
 
2012-12-31 07:37:23 AM
Good Lord those Brits are EFed up... They are in serious need of dentists and plastic surgeons over there.

Hot and hittable? I guess that's what you get from thousands of years of inbreeding.
 
2012-12-31 07:37:43 AM

Land Ark: I went on a date with a girl who had recently lost a lot of weight very quickly. I did not enjoy the feel of her skin. Very spongey and off-putting.


I also did this. The girl was a stick, and she told me she had the lap band surgery, basically where they put a rubber band around your stomach to make it smaller. It certainly worked for making her lose weight, but she had the freakiest skin I've ever felt. It was like she was wearing a skin suit that was the wrong size. Freaky. She was also a head case, so there's that.
 
2012-12-31 07:37:55 AM
You lose sixteen stone and whaddaya get?
 
2012-12-31 07:37:57 AM
I hate it when I have to read the caption to figure out which one is the mother...
 
2012-12-31 07:38:06 AM
Puke in my aerial thingy

4h to 00,00
 
2012-12-31 07:38:55 AM
you can lose weight, but you can't lose ugly.
 
2012-12-31 07:39:28 AM
I'm thinking lead pipe.
/Not even if I was really, really drunk.
 
2012-12-31 07:41:22 AM
They appear to have been struck repeatedly with stones.
 
2012-12-31 07:42:45 AM
i352.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-31 07:44:30 AM
Harpoon those beasts!!
 
2012-12-31 07:44:32 AM

Macular Degenerate: Land Ark: I went on a date with a girl who had recently lost a lot of weight very quickly. I did not enjoy the feel of her skin. Very spongey and off-putting.

I also did this. The girl was a stick, and she told me she had the lap band surgery, basically where they put a rubber band around your stomach to make it smaller. It certainly worked for making her lose weight, but she had the freakiest skin I've ever felt. It was like she was wearing a skin suit that was the wrong size. Freaky. She was also a head case, so there's that.


There's a high incidence of alcoholism associated with gastric bypass surgery, so that should become the FARK operation of choice.
 
2012-12-31 07:44:56 AM
Lost a lot of weight.
Still British.

/no, wouldn't hit.
 
2012-12-31 07:46:12 AM
Not really hot, but yeah, I'd probably hit it. The British accents are a turn on for me.
 
2012-12-31 07:46:18 AM
I once took a crap so big that I had to go to the hardware store twice before I could get the thing to flush down. My pants fit better after that.

/wait, what were we talking about?
 
2012-12-31 07:50:10 AM
Good for them. They do look better.
 
2012-12-31 07:50:40 AM
Now they can jet off to Tanzania and get themselves a husband..
 
2012-12-31 07:51:48 AM
I'm not that stoned.
 
2012-12-31 07:52:09 AM

Macular Degenerate: Land Ark: I went on a date with a girl who had recently lost a lot of weight very quickly. I did not enjoy the feel of her skin. Very spongey and off-putting.

I also did this. The girl was a stick, and she told me she had the lap band surgery, basically where they put a rubber band around your stomach to make it smaller. It certainly worked for making her lose weight, but she had the freakiest skin I've ever felt. It was like she was wearing a skin suit that was the wrong size. Freaky. She was also a head case, so there's that.


That is a perfect description.
 
2012-12-31 07:53:04 AM

Mini Ditka: I once took a crap so big that I had to go to the hardware store twice before I could get the thing to flush down. My pants fit better after that.

/wait, what were we talking about?


stuffpoint.com

"With the old toilets, you could flush a dotson puppy..."

/hot
 
2012-12-31 07:54:24 AM
Before:

i.dailymail.co.uk

After:

i.dailymail.co.uk

Good for both of them. Props.
 
2012-12-31 07:54:26 AM
I would tap them like kegs at a frat party.
/ If I wasn't in a relationship
// Or if the fiancé said I could
/// Which she wouldn't
 
2012-12-31 07:55:03 AM

Pants full of macaroni!!: RodneyToady: That's nothing... I lost Sixteen Stone over the course of a couple of hours back in 1997.  Left it at a friend's house, he claimed it wasn't there.  Kinda sucked.  I liked that album.

Done in one.


Was going to say the same thing, but I see you've got that under control. Carry on.
 
2012-12-31 08:00:56 AM

Day_Old_Dutchie: You lose sixteen stone and whaddaya get?


Another day older and deeper in ugly?
 
2012-12-31 08:01:49 AM

blueknight: the daughter is still a whale


I don't think your description is fair:

sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
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i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2012-12-31 08:10:16 AM
"hot and hittable"...

I'm going to translate that as, "Kill it with Fire and Beat it with a club"
 
2012-12-31 08:15:22 AM
i471.photobucket.com

Here's some eyebleach for you, Subby...
 
2012-12-31 08:16:29 AM

Macular Degenerate: Land Ark: I went on a date with a girl who had recently lost a lot of weight very quickly. I did not enjoy the feel of her skin. Very spongey and off-putting.

I also did this. The girl was a stick, and she told me she had the lap band surgery, basically where they put a rubber band around your stomach to make it smaller. It certainly worked for making her lose weight, but she had the freakiest skin I've ever felt. It was like she was wearing a skin suit that was the wrong size. Freaky. She was also a head case, so there's that.


The surgery fixes the body, somewhat, but it can't fix what's obviously wrong in the noggin...
 
2012-12-31 08:16:34 AM
diaphoresis: I've always wondered how come black women have these immense thighs and almost no calves.
 
2012-12-31 08:17:49 AM
wonder how mom avoided neck waddle and arm flab. hmmm.
 
2012-12-31 08:19:04 AM
One of these day I will be alert enough in the morning that I will know better than to believe the submitter.

I it too much to ask for an article with pictures of pretty people in them?
 
2012-12-31 08:19:40 AM
Hittable? No, not really...the daughter, maybe, if she loses a bit more, then gets a decent stylist who doesn't look to Amy Winehouse as a martyred saint instead of a warning.
But, snark aside, literally, all the best to them. I hope they both feel a million dollars, and continue to be healthy.

/ Wish I was.
 
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