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		Mother and daughter lose 16 stone in just 12 months, are now totally hot and hittable (w/pics) (dailymail.co.uk)		122
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RodneyToady		2012-12-31 12:27:46 AM

That's nothing... I lost Sixteen Stone over the course of a couple of hours back in 1997. Left it at a friend's house, he claimed it wasn't there. Kinda sucked. I liked that album.

Asa Phelps		2012-12-31 01:00:05 AM

eesh, not even if i were british.

MoonPirate		2012-12-31 01:59:18 AM

Not even with subbys schlubby.

PreMortem		2012-12-31 02:31:37 AM

From the Wiki: The stone (abbreviation st[1]) is an informal unit of measure equal to 14 pounds avoirdupois (about 6.35 kg[nb 1]) used in Great Britain and Ireland for measuring human body weight. The stone was formerly used for purposes of trade in many North-West European countries where its value ranged from about 5 to 40 local pounds (3 to 15 kg), but with the advent of metrication from the mid-19th century onwards it was superseded by the kilogram; its use for trade in the United Kingdom and in Ireland being rescinded in the 1980s. It may be unfamiliar to an international audience.

So stop.

dickfreckle		2012-12-31 05:20:53 AM

MoonPirate: Not even with subbys schlubby.

And if you pushed me.

Slaxl		2012-12-31 06:40:40 AM

There is something seriously wrong with that mother's face.

Because People in power are Stupid		2012-12-31 07:25:05 AM

It's like one of those mother/daughter porns where some guy with a mohawk comes out after a short interview with the cameraguy. The cameraguy reveals that there are "tons" of guys that are into this but the mohawk guy is the one they chose. They always choose him.

I would grow a mohawk if I wasn't so bald.

shadowuser		2012-12-31 07:26:19 AM

Passing all those stones must have been painful.

HaywoodJablonski		2012-12-31 07:28:15 AM

My New Years resolution is to quit taking subby's bait

Land Ark		2012-12-31 07:31:28 AM

I went on a date with a girl who had recently lost a lot of weight very quickly. I did not enjoy the feel of her skin. Very spongey and off-putting.

abhorrent1		2012-12-31 07:31:28 AM

The daughter is still fat.

Insatiable Jesus		2012-12-31 07:31:34 AM

Is a 16 stone anything like a 20 rock?

Pants full of macaroni!!		2012-12-31 07:32:01 AM

RodneyToady: That's nothing... I lost Sixteen Stone over the course of a couple of hours back in 1997. Left it at a friend's house, he claimed it wasn't there. Kinda sucked. I liked that album.

Done in one.

LivingDeadX1		2012-12-31 07:32:40 AM

"Mother and daughter lose 16 stone in just 12 months, are now totally hot and hittable"

With a bat, maybe.

blueknight		2012-12-31 07:32:56 AM

the daughter is still a whale

Serious Black		2012-12-31 07:33:49 AM

Mom: 20.

Daughter: 15.

Fritriac		2012-12-31 07:35:10 AM

Who greens this kind if bullshiat?

Pista		2012-12-31 07:36:06 AM

LivingDeadX1: "Mother and daughter lose 16 stone in just 12 months, are now totally hot and hittable"

With a bat, maybe.

I was going to opt for a length of 4x2

WippitGuud		2012-12-31 07:37:20 AM

You lose 16 stone, and whaddya get...

kgloverfl		2012-12-31 07:37:23 AM

Good Lord those Brits are EFed up... They are in serious need of dentists and plastic surgeons over there.

Hot and hittable? I guess that's what you get from thousands of years of inbreeding.

Macular Degenerate		2012-12-31 07:37:43 AM

Land Ark: I went on a date with a girl who had recently lost a lot of weight very quickly. I did not enjoy the feel of her skin. Very spongey and off-putting.

I also did this. The girl was a stick, and she told me she had the lap band surgery, basically where they put a rubber band around your stomach to make it smaller. It certainly worked for making her lose weight, but she had the freakiest skin I've ever felt. It was like she was wearing a skin suit that was the wrong size. Freaky. She was also a head case, so there's that.

Day_Old_Dutchie		2012-12-31 07:37:55 AM

You lose sixteen stone and whaddaya get?

Pribar		2012-12-31 07:37:57 AM

I hate it when I have to read the caption to figure out which one is the mother...

IsNoGood		2012-12-31 07:38:06 AM

Puke in my aerial thingy

4h to 00,00

Opus Croakus		2012-12-31 07:38:55 AM

you can lose weight, but you can't lose ugly.

Ex-Texan		2012-12-31 07:39:28 AM

I'm thinking lead pipe.
/Not even if I was really, really drunk.

wambu		2012-12-31 07:41:22 AM

They appear to have been struck repeatedly with stones.

Sybarite		2012-12-31 07:42:45 AM

Buffet		2012-12-31 07:44:30 AM

Harpoon those beasts!!

wambu		2012-12-31 07:44:32 AM

Macular Degenerate: Land Ark: I went on a date with a girl who had recently lost a lot of weight very quickly. I did not enjoy the feel of her skin. Very spongey and off-putting.

I also did this. The girl was a stick, and she told me she had the lap band surgery, basically where they put a rubber band around your stomach to make it smaller. It certainly worked for making her lose weight, but she had the freakiest skin I've ever felt. It was like she was wearing a skin suit that was the wrong size. Freaky. She was also a head case, so there's that.

There's a high incidence of alcoholism associated with gastric bypass surgery, so that should become the FARK operation of choice.

way south		2012-12-31 07:44:56 AM

Lost a lot of weight.
Still British.

/no, wouldn't hit.

mikemoto		2012-12-31 07:46:12 AM

Not really hot, but yeah, I'd probably hit it. The British accents are a turn on for me.

Mini Ditka		2012-12-31 07:46:18 AM

I once took a crap so big that I had to go to the hardware store twice before I could get the thing to flush down. My pants fit better after that.

/wait, what were we talking about?

thisispete		2012-12-31 07:50:10 AM

Good for them. They do look better.

Mr. Shabooboo		2012-12-31 07:50:40 AM

Now they can jet off to Tanzania and get themselves a husband..

grokca		2012-12-31 07:51:48 AM

I'm not that stoned.

Land Ark		2012-12-31 07:52:09 AM

killro		2012-12-31 07:53:04 AM

Mini Ditka: I once took a crap so big that I had to go to the hardware store twice before I could get the thing to flush down. My pants fit better after that.

/wait, what were we talking about?

stuffpoint.com

"With the old toilets, you could flush a dotson puppy..."

/hot

ExperianScaresCthulhu		2012-12-31 07:54:24 AM

Before:

After:

Good for both of them. Props.

Mid_mo_mad_man		2012-12-31 07:54:26 AM

I would tap them like kegs at a frat party.
/ If I wasn't in a relationship
// Or if the fiancé said I could
/// Which she wouldn't

EqualOpportunityEnslaver		2012-12-31 07:55:03 AM

Pants full of macaroni!!: RodneyToady: That's nothing... I lost Sixteen Stone over the course of a couple of hours back in 1997. Left it at a friend's house, he claimed it wasn't there. Kinda sucked. I liked that album.

Done in one.

Was going to say the same thing, but I see you've got that under control. Carry on.

Mrs.Sharpier		2012-12-31 08:00:56 AM

Day_Old_Dutchie: You lose sixteen stone and whaddaya get?

Another day older and deeper in ugly?

diaphoresis		2012-12-31 08:01:49 AM

blueknight: the daughter is still a whale

I don't think your description is fair:

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Prevailing Wind		2012-12-31 08:10:16 AM

"hot and hittable"...

I'm going to translate that as, "Kill it with Fire and Beat it with a club"

Ow My Balls		2012-12-31 08:15:22 AM

Here's some eyebleach for you, Subby...

Arcturus72		2012-12-31 08:16:29 AM

Macular Degenerate: Land Ark: I went on a date with a girl who had recently lost a lot of weight very quickly. I did not enjoy the feel of her skin. Very spongey and off-putting.

I also did this. The girl was a stick, and she told me she had the lap band surgery, basically where they put a rubber band around your stomach to make it smaller. It certainly worked for making her lose weight, but she had the freakiest skin I've ever felt. It was like she was wearing a skin suit that was the wrong size. Freaky. She was also a head case, so there's that.

The surgery fixes the body, somewhat, but it can't fix what's obviously wrong in the noggin...

Quantum Apostrophe		2012-12-31 08:16:34 AM

diaphoresis: I've always wondered how come black women have these immense thighs and almost no calves.

KrispyKritter		2012-12-31 08:17:49 AM

wonder how mom avoided neck waddle and arm flab. hmmm.

littlett's		2012-12-31 08:19:04 AM

One of these day I will be alert enough in the morning that I will know better than to believe the submitter.

I it too much to ask for an article with pictures of pretty people in them?

Wizard Drongo		2012-12-31 08:19:40 AM

Hittable? No, not really...the daughter, maybe, if she loses a bit more, then gets a decent stylist who doesn't look to Amy Winehouse as a martyred saint instead of a warning.
But, snark aside, literally, all the best to them. I hope they both feel a million dollars, and continue to be healthy.

/ Wish I was.

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