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(News.com.au)   Rescuers work half an hour to free guy who became impaled through the stomach, by the headboard on his bed. All involved agree that it was a gut wrenching experience   (news.com.au) divider line 42
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2012-12-31 12:34:00 AM  
Can't sleep, clown will get me....
 
2012-12-31 12:40:05 AM  
Mom always said bad things would happen if I jumped on the bed...
 
2012-12-31 01:27:20 AM  
How does that even happen?
 
2012-12-31 01:30:18 AM  
Just sleep it off. You'll be fine.
 
2012-12-31 01:30:59 AM  
What the fark was he doing? and Who was he doing it with?
 
2012-12-31 01:31:06 AM  
Could have been worse, he could have gotten one of these up the ass...

www.westseattlefunblog.com
 
2012-12-31 01:33:39 AM  
Dude definitely got up on the wrong side of the bed.
 
2012-12-31 01:36:16 AM  

Brick-House: Could have been worse, he could have gotten one of these up the ass...

www.westseattlefunblog.com


I can't argue with you there. This picture looks like it's from a Nevada whorehouse. Amiright?
 
2012-12-31 01:41:51 AM  

PaLarkin: Brick-House: Could have been worse, he could have gotten one of these up the ass...

[www.westseattlefunblog.com image 600x499]

I can't argue with you there. This picture looks like it's from a Nevada whorehouse. Amiright?


Nope, actually it is for sale and here's the ad...

and it's carved from antique bonewood (appropriate).
 
2012-12-31 01:44:07 AM  

Brick-House: Could have been worse, he could have gotten one of these up the ass...
www.westseattlefunblog.com


Talk about getting wood....
 
2012-12-31 01:44:21 AM  
BTW, this is #5 on the statistical list of causes of death, between stepping on a rake, and medical treatment by a Christian Scientist.
 
2012-12-31 01:49:21 AM  

Pribar: Brick-House: Could have been worse, he could have gotten one of these up the ass...
[www.westseattlefunblog.com image 600x499]


Talk about getting wood....


Subby's mom buying this in 3... 2... 1...
 
2012-12-31 01:53:06 AM  
www.westseattlefunblog.com
 
2012-12-31 01:59:02 AM  
He was hanging curtains and slipped and it just went in?

www.westseattlefunblog.com

/This will haunt my dreams
//Thanks!!
 
2012-12-31 02:04:22 AM  
wtf?!

/this is why I read fark.
 
2012-12-31 02:09:22 AM  
Great, now even the FURNITURE in Australia is out to get you...
 
2012-12-31 02:15:31 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Great, now even the FURNITURE in Australia is out to get you...


They take that "what happens in...stays in" deal seriously.
 
2012-12-31 02:18:36 AM  

Gumpus: Can't sleep, clown will get me....


If you are having difficulty sleeping, the perfect remedy is to do a Google image search using the term "impaled".
 
2012-12-31 02:29:50 AM  
Something tells me it was freaky sex involving one of those fancy antique beds, and maybe something broke during.

/not that I would know
//no freaky sex experience...
///happy about that
 
2012-12-31 02:32:38 AM  

Brick-House: Could have been worse, he could have gotten one of these up the ass...


Wow, somebody loves the peen.
 
2012-12-31 02:39:43 AM  
Anyone posted this yet?

www.westseattlefunblog.com
 
2012-12-31 02:41:46 AM  

BillaBong: Anyone posted this yet?

[www.westseattlefunblog.com image 600x499]


The line of people with no real response starts on the left.
 
2012-12-31 03:00:25 AM  

ladyfortuna: Something tells me it was freaky sex involving one of those fancy antique beds, and maybe something broke during.

/not that I would know
//no freaky sex experience...
///happy about that


for his sake i hope it was something that good. at age 60 i suspect he was changing a light bulb or putting up a painting of a sad, sad clown.
 
2012-12-31 03:00:47 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Great, now even the FURNITURE in Australia is out to get you...


At least it wasn't poisonous. It only fitted half of the requirements.
 
2012-12-31 03:22:42 AM  
Holey Hell?
 
2012-12-31 05:11:12 AM  
Impaled up the bum and exiting out the stomach? Need details; how dare they taunt our imaginations.
 
2012-12-31 05:51:01 AM  
ouch!
www.westseattlefunblog.com
 
2012-12-31 06:17:19 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-31 06:46:33 AM  
What was he doing by the headboard on his bed?

/Was it a sweet ass-headboard?
 
2012-12-31 06:50:04 AM  
enough already with that damned picture
 
2012-12-31 07:05:44 AM  

ladyfortuna: Something tells me it was freaky sex solo gratification involving one of those fancy antique beds,

 
2012-12-31 07:11:50 AM  

cajunns: enough already with that damned picture


Just to clarify, are you referring to THIS picture?

www.westseattlefunblog.com
 
2012-12-31 07:22:19 AM  

Guuberre: What was he doing by the headboard on his bed?

/Was it a sweet ass-headboard?


This headboard?

www.westseattlefunblog.com

More of a sweet-ass headboard
 
2012-12-31 07:24:27 AM  

Brick-House: Could have been worse, he could have gotten one of these up the ass...


Where the heck do you even FIND a picture like that?
 
2012-12-31 07:29:25 AM  

myne: Brick-House: Could have been worse, he could have gotten one of these up the ass...

Where the heck do you even FIND a picture like that?


Rule 34 furniture dot com
 
2012-12-31 08:42:32 AM  
No, the Top Gun Parody "Hot Shots" is not a valid sex scene. You will not successfully dive off a diving board onto the partner's stomach.

But wait, the headboard already drove in the point.
 
2012-12-31 09:48:41 AM  
That picture of the bed is a true "gut buster". I am still laughing and forwarding to all ex girlfriends showing my new interior decor.
 
2012-12-31 09:52:25 AM  

PaLarkin: What the fark was he doing? and Who was he doing it with?



He was probably doing 'the move' with a padded headboard.

Jerry: All right. On your bed. You got a headboard? You'll need a headboard.
George: I got a headboard.
Jerry: Is it padded?
George: No.
Jerry: Good.


/I was thinking the move required no headboard and the joke would have made more sense but I put in the effort to find this dialog so deal with it.
 
2012-12-31 10:27:35 AM  
Less than 40 posts and the same picture submitted 9 times. Is that some kind of a record and is there a prize? Please don't tell me it's the bed.
 
2012-12-31 12:12:11 PM  

Abox: PaLarkin: What the fark was he doing? and Who was he doing it with?


He was probably doing 'the move' with a padded headboard.

Jerry: All right. On your bed. You got a headboard? You'll need a headboard.
George: I got a headboard.
Jerry: Is it padded?
George: No.
Jerry: Good.


/I was thinking the move required no headboard and the joke would have made more sense but I put in the effort to find this dialog so deal with it.


I'm out there rubbing two sticks together, you're walking around with a zippo.
 
2012-12-31 12:21:30 PM  

Brick-House: Could have been worse, he could have gotten one of these up the ass...

[www.westseattlefunblog.com image 600x499]


Tell the truth, that's a photo from Obama's secret man cave in that Chicago bath house, amirite?
 
2012-12-31 01:09:41 PM  

Clemkadidlefark: Brick-House: Could have been worse, he could have gotten one of these up the ass...

[www.westseattlefunblog.com image 600x499]

Tell the truth, that's a photo from Obama's secret man cave in that Chicago bath house, amirite?


If you say so...

www.newsfollowup.com
 
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