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(Guardian)   Landlord angry after deadbeat tenants slink away in the middle of the night, leaving behind a huge mess and five years unpaid rent   ( divider line
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2012-12-31 04:10:15 AM  
5 votes:

retarded: Repeat

At this point, it's pretty obvious The Onion isn't really funny or even satire. It's just a random local paper whose content management is so messed up it often runs stories from several years in the future.
2012-12-31 03:11:23 AM  
4 votes:
2012-12-31 05:06:35 AM  
3 votes:
Spokesman for the tenant was unavailable for comment

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2012-12-31 04:08:58 AM  
2 votes:
Way to protect and serve the constitution, idiots. It's not like there's an entire amendment in the bill of rights saying it's a fundamental human right to not have soldiers quartered on your property without your permission and recompense or anything.

//Man, you don't get to make a third amendment reference very often.
2012-12-31 01:08:43 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-12-31 07:06:38 AM  
1 vote:

sprgrss: Kyosuke: sprgrss: Given where it was located in Afghanistan, I'm going to put money on the US not paying rent because that rent money was going toward funding insurgent groups.

When has that stopped us before?

Despite your attempts to equivocate it, the US isn't in the business of directly funding people who wage war against America.

Hahhhahahohohohoheeeheheheheheheeeeee oh MAN that was a good one!
2012-12-31 07:05:53 AM  
1 vote:

THE GREAT NAME: The guardian. Britain's number two taliban propaganda outlet. We can expect this to appear on BBC news soon, displacing stories about immigrant paedophile rings.

Since you evidently live in Britain, you should really avail yourself of the free mental health care services the NHS provides. 'Cuz son, you need the help.
2012-12-31 06:53:40 AM  
1 vote:

sprgrss: Given where it was located in Afghanistan, I'm going to put money on the US not paying rent because that rent money was going toward funding insurgent groups.

When has that stopped us before?
2012-12-31 06:20:19 AM  
1 vote:

CreepyBasementGuy: Why is it that Afghanistan reminds me of a tourist trap?

/go away, but leave your money.

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2012-12-31 06:05:44 AM  
1 vote:

SpaceBison: Yeah but the DFAC serves Baskin Robbins ice cream so that's a plus.

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2012-12-31 05:14:44 AM  
1 vote:

RabidJade: RTFA

Sounds like a sensationalized report on how the US military might be evil reported by a foreign news paper. Not saying it isn't true at this point but it isn't like the US military to do this..........

2012-12-31 04:54:18 AM  
1 vote:

Mazzic518: I want to live somewhere rent free for five years lol

2012-12-31 03:03:16 AM  
1 vote:
But Khan said it was mostly worthless in an area of subsistence farmers. "I can't sell any of the equipment because it is not stuff that people in the district use. I just leave it in my yard, because it's quite worthless to me."

try Craigslist you dumb ass.
2012-12-30 11:20:59 PM  
1 vote:
We have altered the deal.  Pray we do not alter it further.

NewportBarGuy: on their behalf

2012-12-30 11:13:56 PM  
1 vote:
The tenant pointed to a list of people who sacrificed all on their behalf and walked away without saying a word.
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