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(CNN) NewsFlash Secretary Clinton admitted to hospital with blood clot following concussion   (edition.cnn.com) divider line 332
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2012-12-30 08:13:00 PM  
Fire up the conspiracy machine again.
 
2012-12-30 08:14:45 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Fire up the conspiracy machine again.


Scotty set ship to derp 11!!
 
2012-12-30 08:15:00 PM  
Well, that's not good. God's speed Secretary Clinton.
 
2012-12-30 08:17:58 PM  
Damn.  You thought Bill got tons of chicks before, wait until he's a grieving widower looking for a rebound!
 
2012-12-30 08:20:44 PM  
Goldbricker.
 
2012-12-30 08:21:58 PM  
Isn't she dead yet?
 
2012-12-30 08:23:57 PM  
when she dies the right wing is going to blame her for the murder.
 
2012-12-30 08:28:34 PM  

Notabunny: Well, that's not good. God's speed Secretary Clinton.



Agreed.
 
2012-12-30 08:30:11 PM  
Score one more for the National Enquirer www.foxcrawl.com
 
2012-12-30 08:30:36 PM  
Damn. I hope she gets better soon
 
2012-12-30 08:30:36 PM  
Man, she'll do anything to avoid talking about Benghazi.
 
2012-12-30 08:31:26 PM  
Could any FarkMDs explain how life-threatening this is?

Blood clot could be because of the fall, or it could be a symptom of a number of things, right?
 
2012-12-30 08:31:33 PM  
I'm assuming a blood clot in the head/neck area...that can't be good
 
2012-12-30 08:31:46 PM  
Looks legit.
 
2012-12-30 08:32:05 PM  
Where is it? I know it's here somewhere.... Oh, here it is, right in the comments from TFA:

Virginiatechfan: This is getting crazy. Each week Hillary finds another reason not to testify about her actions related to Bengazi. How much more obvious does this have to get? If she stubs her toe three weeks from now and can't testify will people belive that also.

Wake up.
 
2012-12-30 08:32:05 PM  
no sir, i don't like it.
 
2012-12-30 08:32:43 PM  
Bill is dusting off his little black book
 
2012-12-30 08:32:49 PM  
Huh. That isn't good.
 
2012-12-30 08:32:54 PM  
Damn, she's really selling this thing. We know she's faking, I saw it on FoxNews.
 
2012-12-30 08:33:44 PM  

Seth'n'Spectrum: Could any FarkMDs explain how life-threatening this is?

Blood clot could be because of the fall, or it could be a symptom of a number of things, right?


Or the blood clot could move, stopping blood flow to the lungs or heart.
 
2012-12-30 08:33:50 PM  
Get well soon, Madam Secretary
 
2012-12-30 08:34:03 PM  

stirfrybry: Bill is dusting off his little black book


Right, like he ain't been getting tail every time Hillary goes on a trip.
 
2012-12-30 08:34:35 PM  
Crap. Hope you feel better Mrs. Clinton. I admire you so much. Seeing a woman achieve as much as you have gives me hope.
 
2012-12-30 08:34:48 PM  
I'd say the Republican Retard Brigade on Faux News and elsewhere look like real @ssholes right now, but I'd be repeating myself.
 
2012-12-30 08:34:50 PM  
t3.gstatic.com
 
2012-12-30 08:35:16 PM  
That's scary :( I hope what they're giving her works well and she comes out ok.
 
2012-12-30 08:35:54 PM  
In some alternate universe, Vice President Rendell is preparing a speech.
 
2012-12-30 08:36:01 PM  
Good luck, Hillary.
 
2012-12-30 08:36:05 PM  
I'm sorry...I don't recall.
 
2012-12-30 08:36:08 PM  
Clotgate.

//Get Well Hilary
//GOP can suck it.
 
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2012-12-30 08:36:16 PM  
ol' slick willy banged a blood clot into her head.
 
2012-12-30 08:36:32 PM  
Was she eaten by wolves
 
2012-12-30 08:36:42 PM  
Get well soon Mrs Clinton. I'm pulling for you!
 
2012-12-30 08:36:42 PM  
Guys, when old people get hit in the head it takes a little while before it knocks them down.

Evidence
 
2012-12-30 08:36:50 PM  
The hospital? What is it?
 
2012-12-30 08:37:02 PM  
images.politico.com
I see, God has gone out of his way to make her an honest woman, again.
 
2012-12-30 08:37:11 PM  
She is really working that whole concussion story, isn't she right wingers?
 
2012-12-30 08:37:36 PM  
Must Not Testify
 
2012-12-30 08:37:46 PM  
Maybe she'll end up in a vegewtative coma, which would cement her position as more qualified than any of the potential Republican 2016 Candidates.
 
2012-12-30 08:38:01 PM  

denbroc: [ididnothavesexualrelations.jpg]


www.motherjones.com

Yes, you did.

/took me a while to find
 
2012-12-30 08:38:22 PM  

Seth'n'Spectrum: Could any FarkMDs explain how life-threatening this is?

Blood clot could be because of the fall, or it could be a symptom of a number of things, right?


Depends on where it is, blood clot in or near the brain means stroke if untreated.

Blood clots in general are about 5-10% fatal depending on a crap load of factors.

As far as a cause there are many, genetic defects, damage to the vessels, other health issues.....

Since it is being treated the fatality factors go down exponentially each day until it dissolves and she is therapeutic on anti-coagulants. 3-5 days typically.

/3 DVTs
//genetic mutant
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-12-30 08:38:29 PM  
Could any FarkMDs explain how life-threatening this is?

Not an MD, but from what I've read about blood clots this could be anything from cause to take blood thinners (to dissolve the clot) to a life threatening emergency.
 
2012-12-30 08:38:31 PM  
Since they admitted her for 48 hours of observation it's either a potentially serious clot or they're just being very cautious. I'd assume she's being shot full of Lovenox and Warfarin right now.
 
2012-12-30 08:38:48 PM  
Of course the blood clot came from a fall. Guessing by her conduct, it must have happened in 1993 or earlier. Maybe when she was running across the runway under "enemy fire"
 
2012-12-30 08:38:51 PM  
I do hope she'll be fine soon. I always liked her. She is extremely intelligent, but unlike so many of her peers, she also strikes me as very grounded and sensible. She doesn't seem all that enamored with her own power. I wish her the best.
 
2012-12-30 08:39:26 PM  
Never liked her, but damn if she isn't having some shiat luck lately. Hope this doesn't progress to something worse.
 
2012-12-30 08:39:28 PM  

Slackfumasta: Man, she'll do anything to avoid talking about Benghazi.


came for this, leaving satisfied.

I did believe she was bullshiating with the first concussion bit, i'm still not completely convinced she still isnt. after all she is a Rhodam AND a Clinton, you cant put it past her.
 
2012-12-30 08:39:31 PM  

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: The hospital? What is it?


It's a large building staffed by medical professionals who restore people's health. But that's not important right now.
 
2012-12-30 08:39:37 PM  

NightOwl2255: stirfrybry: Bill is dusting off his little black book

Right, like he ain't been getting tail every time Hillary goes on a trip.


Living all those years in a loveless marriage of political convenience must have finally taken its toll on her. That or they finally got close enough to her with the polonium tipped umbrella.
 
2012-12-30 08:39:43 PM  

keithgabryelski: when she dies the right wing is going to blame her for the murder.


Man, the lengths she'll go to avoid testimony! That's hardcore.
 
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