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(Daily Mail)   High heels really DO make you look good, say scientists admiring themselves in the mirror   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 82
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2012-12-31 01:22:27 PM

bsteiny: This thread needs pics of what women in high heels look like.

/straight chick
//just like looking at pictures


if you want to go shopping im sure there are plenty of pics on the internet...
 
2012-12-31 01:23:17 PM

bsteiny: This thread needs pics of what women in high heels look like.

/straight chick
//just like looking at pictures


agreed.

TWO PICS?!
 
2012-12-31 01:31:00 PM

Marmilman: And when your heals heels are higher than my shoulders you'll feel good too.


oops.
 
2012-12-31 01:31:55 PM
Bought a pair of black high heels for the girl friend.

She said 'I don't think I can walk or stand in these for very long'.

I said: 'Don't worry. You won't have to walk very far and you won't be standing for very long'.

She laughed.

And then put them on...hubba, hubba!
 
2012-12-31 01:33:00 PM

BalugaJoe: not good for your feet or posture.


But remarkably good for my cock.
 
2012-12-31 01:34:20 PM
Normally I would say that I wouldnt notice the types of shoes a woman was wearing until long after the first glance.

However I discovered something the other day, Black high heels with silver heels and red soles was like a god damn fishing lure to me. I spotted the young hotty from a mile away and man I felt like following her for a while. Finally breaking the trance I realized just how effective the "right" shoe could be.

And I am not a foot guy.

/Eyes, Lips, Boobs
 
2012-12-31 01:34:31 PM

Ontos: BalugaJoe: not good for your feet or posture.

But remarkably good for my cock.


I think you might be wearing it wrong.
 
2012-12-31 01:51:18 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-31 01:52:16 PM
My take: high heels were designed by misogynistic homosexuals in the fashion industry to torture women. In addition, high heels (and tight dresses) subconsciously appeal to the "cave man" in mean because they hinder the woman from running away and escaping. Finally, high heels cause butt wag, which in some primate and other species is a signal that the female wants/needs sex.
 
2012-12-31 01:54:08 PM
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2012-12-31 01:55:20 PM
Hours of browsing for you: many NSFW
 
2012-12-31 03:22:34 PM

robbiex0r: Hours of browsing for you: many NSFW


And if these women weren't in heels we'd need eye bleach.  AMIRITE?
 
2012-12-31 05:03:59 PM

phaseolus: bulldg4life: I just like the click click on a hard floor. Dunno why.

Yeah, me too. It always makes my head turn. You'd almost think they were designed to do that ...


Me three

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2012-12-31 05:11:40 PM
No, not butch, not indigo. There is another option besides stripper and army bootscdn102.iofferphoto.com
 
2012-12-31 05:55:00 PM

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: My take: high heels were designed by misogynistic homosexuals in the fashion industry to torture women. In addition, high heels (and tight dresses) subconsciously appeal to the "cave man" in mean because they hinder the woman from running away and escaping. Finally, high heels cause butt wag, which in some primate and other species is a signal that the female wants/needs sex.


So what you're saying is that "your take" is completely made up bullshiat that shows you have no ability to do 30 seconds of research to educate yourself on the history or origin of what you're talking about. Glad we understand "your take".

Let's get "your take" on how television remote controls were created by zombies to make sure average people stay slow and out of shape and thus are easy prey when the invasion begins.
 
2012-12-31 06:13:42 PM

Khellendros: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: My take: high heels were designed by misogynistic homosexuals in the fashion industry to torture women. In addition, high heels (and tight dresses) subconsciously appeal to the "cave man" in mean because they hinder the woman from running away and escaping. Finally, high heels cause butt wag, which in some primate and other species is a signal that the female wants/needs sex.

So what you're saying is that "your take" is completely made up bullshiat that shows you have no ability to do 30 seconds of research to educate yourself on the history or origin of what you're talking about. Glad we understand "your take".

Let's get "your take" on how television remote controls were created by zombies to make sure average people stay slow and out of shape and thus are easy prey when the invasion begins.


Remotes were not invented by zombies. They were invented by fat people that wanted to increase the number of slow and fat people to increase their odds when the zombie pockylips comes. Stones, glass houses, yada yada yada.
 
2012-12-31 08:18:53 PM
Saddle shoes for the win
 
2012-12-31 08:49:22 PM
You want pics?

Check on these hotties in high heels!

/Apologies in advanced
//Only started wearing heels this past year
//I can now run in my 3 inch ones. Still getting used to my 5 inch ones, but at least I can stand in them for long periods without my body screaming for mercy.
 
2012-12-31 08:51:52 PM
 
2012-12-31 09:13:06 PM

CarrieWhite: No, not butch, not indigo. There is another option besides stripper and army boots[cdn102.iofferphoto.com image 500x440]


Bowling shoes?
 
2012-12-31 09:18:45 PM
Anyone else noticing the extremely bad science here? They take a bunch of people, presumably British, show them blurry video of women walking in various footwear, and get the culturally expected result. Then they conclude out of nowhere, evolutionary programmed reaction. If you want that conclusion you need to dig out some people of other non-heel-wearing cultures, perhaps a newly contacted people who hasn't seen any Hollywood movies. Even better yet, show the video to some chimps. Heck, they didn't even take the relativity easy step of putting some men in heels. Maybe they just make everyone more attractive.

Bad scientist bad.
 
2012-12-31 10:29:01 PM
 
2012-12-31 10:51:07 PM

L.D. Ablo: Okey doke.

As a middle-aged guy, I'll wear heels out tomorrow on New Year's Eve.

Those and some fishnets should get me plenty of attention!


Dr. Frank N Furter you should put a coat on it's cold outside.
 
2012-12-31 10:52:17 PM
It isn't...one or the other. It's okay for us to have a variety of heel heights, and wear them in their turn. I have several pairs of shoes with 2.5-3 inch heels, a few with 1-1.5 inch heels, a few nearly flat ones. Completely flat ones are uncomfortable for my high arches. It's really fine to enjoy these wardrobe choices and be rather less stringent about it all...

I don't wear the ones you see that used to be only available in Frederick's catalogs, but do have one higher than usual pair with a platform at the front which balances things out. Not like the Victoria Beckham ones; mine are cool. They are just meant for crossing legs under a table, etc., not for walking to Mordor.
 
2012-12-31 11:29:00 PM
*sigh*

One of my pet peeves.

When you're in shoes with an inch-plus heel, I assume you're a whore on the job. That what you look like.

So, don't get offended when I ask 'how much for a half and half with a happy ending'.

If you do get offended, then you need to think about your fashion choices.
 
2012-12-31 11:57:10 PM

xaks: *sigh*

One of my pet peeves.

When you're in shoes with an inch-plus heel, I assume you're a whore on the job. That what you look like.

So, don't get offended when I ask 'how much for a half and half with a happy ending'.

If you do get offended, then you need to think about your fashion choices.


I thought you Amish did not use computers.
 
2013-01-01 01:35:37 AM

Khellendros: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: My take: high heels were designed by misogynistic homosexuals in the fashion industry to torture women. In addition, high heels (and tight dresses) subconsciously appeal to the "cave man" in mean because they hinder the woman from running away and escaping. Finally, high heels cause butt wag, which in some primate and other species is a signal that the female wants/needs sex.

So what you're saying is that "your take" is completely made up bullshiat that shows you have no ability to do 30 seconds of research to educate yourself on the history or origin of what you're talking about. Glad we understand "your take".

Let's get "your take" on how television remote controls were created by zombies to make sure average people stay slow and out of shape and thus are easy prey when the invasion begins.


(checks profile) Yep. old alt account.

Are you a Wizard?
 
2013-01-01 03:21:03 AM

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: (checks profile) Yep. old alt account.

Are you a Wizard?


Most definitely not an alt account. Been posting regularly (and only) under this account for years. Don't have any others. Just got annoyed when I read your "take", which is made up bullshiat that ignores the history of what you were talking about. Uninformed opinions supported by made up facts should be mocked.

/yeah I know, Welcome to Fark, lighten up Francis, etc., etc.
 
2013-01-01 09:55:10 AM

OgreMagi: Mugato: I don't think straight guys give a fark what kind of shoes you're wearing.

As a straight guy, allow me to retort ...

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 637x960]


Damn, I totally missed out on the Goth strippers at the Everglades National Park boardwalk trail: did the Burmese pythons eat them?
 
2013-01-01 10:14:33 AM

xaks: *sigh*

One of my pet peeves.

When you're in shoes with an inch-plus heel, I assume you're a whore on the job. That what you look like.

So, don't get offended when I ask 'how much for a half and half with a happy ending'.

If you do get offended, then you need to think about your fashion choices.


1 inch heels = whore? You must see hundreds of whores every day.

C'mon, man.
 
2013-01-01 01:36:51 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: xaks: *sigh*

One of my pet peeves.

When you're in shoes with an inch-plus heel, I assume you're a whore on the job. That what you look like.

So, don't get offended when I ask 'how much for a half and half with a happy ending'.

If you do get offended, then you need to think about your fashion choices.

I thought you Amish did not use computers.


I thought they didn't use whores either.
 
2013-01-02 12:51:58 AM
Heels push her ass up. Men like to look at ass. I hope they didn't spend a lot of time on this one.
 
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