grinding_journalist: What I'm taking away form this is: someone paid more than $20,000 for a small BMW SUV with more than 100k on the clock? No wonder your daughter's dumb.
topcon: I kind of want to make a Morrissey shrine now.
nmemkha: Remember not to harm the Red Dragon.He's cool.
DeltaPunch: When I was but a child, a red dragon mercilessly slayed my mother. Ever since that traumatic day, I have made it my life's quest to slay ANY AND ALL dragons that cross my path. Yay, I will slay your green dragon, however should the red dragon appear, I CANNOT promise that I will keep my sword sheathed. You have been warned, and I urge you to please weigh this decision carefully before enlisting my services.Signed,Maelstrom Everdyke III, cum laude
MrEricSir: topcon: I kind of want to make a Morrissey shrine now.Best part for me was that she "might be sobbing" when you drop buy to pick it up. Totally out of character for a Morrissey fan.
catzies: I gotta ask, did anyone read this Wall of Text? WTF is that all about?
Eddie Adams from Torrance: catzies: I gotta ask, did anyone read this Wall of Text? WTF is that all about?...but thats not what I came to tell you about. I came to talk about the draft.
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