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(NJ.com)   Forty-nine-year-old dude comes clean about laundry bill, his 24 year-old girlfriend hammers home her point   (nj.com) divider line 9
    More: Dumbass, hammers  
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18665 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Dec 2012 at 10:47 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-12-30 07:53:30 PM  
3 votes:
No one likes to be unnecessarily peened down.
2012-12-30 07:39:23 PM  
3 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: Honestly, when a bf twice your age doesn't even have laundry money for ya, what else is he good for?


His elephant sized dong?
2012-12-31 02:27:25 AM  
2 votes:
Police were called to Garfield Avenue near Armstrong Avenue at 2:52 p.m. on a report that a man was locked in the bathroom and his girlfriend was hitting the door with a hammer, reports said.

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2012-12-31 01:02:28 AM  
2 votes:
HER: (SMASH! BASH! BANG!!!!)
HIM: STOP !
HER: HAMMER TIME!
HIM: (runs to bathroom) CAN'T TOUCH THIS!
2012-12-30 11:28:04 PM  
1 votes:
I am attracted to crazy.

I admit it. It feels better saying it out loud.

Right now I'm watching homeland and the crazy and hot cia agent is busy getting humped against the wall after a full on mental break of love and obsession.

I want a gal who loves me so much she would cut off my head and eat it. You know if she had to.

Of course the problem is that type of woman would think of a reason why she had to.
2012-12-30 11:21:07 PM  
1 votes:
I can't know whether to convict her, without a picture.
2012-12-30 10:55:05 PM  
1 votes:
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2012-12-30 09:24:00 PM  
1 votes:

fusillade762: When he pleaded with her to stop breaking his possessions, she turned and charged at him saying, "I'm going to hit you in the head with the hammer," reports said.

Such an oddly specific thing to say. I'd expect someone in the middle of a hammer swinging rage to say something like "I'll bash your skull!" or "I'm gonna farking kill you!"


"I am preparing to advance on you rapidly and swing this blunt object at your cranium with a great deal of force!!!!"
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2012-12-30 09:14:16 PM  
1 votes:
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