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(Facebook)   One of our favorite Ancient Aliens guys died today. No, not the one with the hair. RIP Philip Coppens. Cancer sucks   (facebook.com) divider line 80
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2012-12-30 05:01:00 PM  
They should cancel the show in his honour.
 
2012-12-30 05:02:10 PM  
Giorgio is really into the god thing now.
 
2012-12-30 05:05:38 PM  

marius2: They should cancel the show in his honour.



FTFM
 
2012-12-30 05:07:27 PM  

diaphoresis: marius2: They should cancel the show in his honour.


FTFM


+1
 
2012-12-30 05:11:51 PM  
That show is WAY BETTER than any of that "reality" sh*t you f*cks drool over.
 
2012-12-30 05:12:17 PM  
s10.postimage.org
/oblig for AA thread
//Rest in Peace not crazy hair guy :(
 
2012-12-30 05:12:59 PM  

Mr. Fuzzypaws: That show is WAY BETTER than any of that "reality" sh*t you f*cks drool over.


And only slightly less connected to reality.
 
2012-12-30 05:15:22 PM  

Relatively Obscure: Mr. Fuzzypaws: That show is WAY BETTER than any of that "reality" sh*t you f*cks drool over.

And only slightly less connected to reality.


Well, at least the Ancient Aliens guys believe what they're saying.
 
2012-12-30 05:19:43 PM  

Mr. Fuzzypaws: Well, at least the Ancient Aliens guys believe what they're saying.


I don't know that to be true.
 
2012-12-30 05:56:15 PM  
fark cancer

and I'm glad it wasn't George Noory
 
2012-12-30 06:07:01 PM  
That's too bad.  I recognize that guy.  I love that show.  They're so earnest in their nuttiness.  And check this out,  ol' Georgie Tsoukalos doesn't only wear his hair that way for the show.

sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-12-30 06:09:59 PM  

Relatively Obscure: Mr. Fuzzypaws: Well, at least the Ancient Aliens guys believe what they're saying.

I don't know that to be true.


There as that one guy from Christ's Church or some such sh*t that was totally against the Ancient Astronaut theory. He was too real.
 
2012-12-30 06:12:52 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
R.I.P.

/just getting it over with
 
2012-12-30 06:16:30 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: [24.media.tumblr.com image 390x400]
R.I.P.

/just getting it over with


I hate myself a little for laughing at that.
I love Ancient Aliens and it's crazy how sad I am that this guy died.

/don't judge me, you Honey Boo-Boo watching motherfarkers
 
2012-12-30 06:22:16 PM  
He's not dead. He just went home.
 
2012-12-30 06:23:49 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: That's too bad.  I recognize that guy.  I love that show.  They're so earnest in their nuttiness.  And check this out,  ol' Georgie Tsoukalos doesn't only wear his hair that way for the show.

[sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 720x540]




Has someone asked him if he's a B5 fan?
 
2012-12-30 06:25:11 PM  

Via Infinito: AdolfOliverPanties: [24.media.tumblr.com image 390x400]
R.I.P.

/just getting it over with

I hate myself a little for laughing at that.
I love Ancient Aliens and it's crazy how sad I am that this guy died.

/don't judge me, you Honey Boo-Boo watching motherfarkers


I don't watch Honey Boo-Boo.  Prepare to be judged.
 
2012-12-30 06:28:58 PM  
good god they should cancel that whole show
 
2012-12-30 06:29:51 PM  
Who?

/seriously, who?
 
2012-12-30 06:31:35 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: Who?

/seriously, who?


A great man.
 
2012-12-30 06:32:33 PM  
If only we had had the (alien) technology. We could have saved him.
 
2012-12-30 06:33:52 PM  

blacksharpiemarker: Bit'O'Gristle: Who?

/seriously, who?

A great man.

/Makes me sad that i have no idea who the guy is.  Can anyone link to something he did that has everyone liking him so much?
 
2012-12-30 06:39:44 PM  

marius2: They should cancel the show in his honour.


I L'ed OL.
 
2012-12-30 06:39:56 PM  

phrawgh: If only we had had the (alien) technology. We could have saved him.


If only the government hadn't shot him with the cancer ray gun.
 
2012-12-30 06:43:07 PM  
There's only one explanation... time travel.
 
2012-12-30 06:44:08 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: blacksharpiemarker: Bit'O'Gristle: Who?

/seriously, who?

A great man.
/Makes me sad that i have no idea who the guy is.  Can anyone link to something he did that has everyone liking him so much?


He was one of the investigative journalists who often gave interviews for the Ancient Aliens show.
If you have never watched Ancient Aliens, then it's completely understandable for you to have never heard of him.
 
2012-12-30 06:46:15 PM  
So how long until his ghost makes an appearance on one of those other fine shows on the network formerly devoted to history?
 
2012-12-30 06:50:49 PM  

BMFPitt: So how long until his ghost makes an appearance on one of those other fine shows on the network formerly devoted to history?


Maybe this is all part of a crossover event with SyFy.
 
2012-12-30 06:51:32 PM  
So long as DA-vid CHIL-dress is ok.
 
2012-12-30 06:53:29 PM  
Even if someone is so far into derp that I want to slap them in the balls repeatedly for putting such stupid illogical shiat on TV for millions of credulous people to eat up, I still don't wish anyone dead or any serious harm.

Sad times..
I wish you had used that energy and willpower to do something for real science instead of pseudoscience but it was your life and not mine.
It wasn't his fault people are too stupid to know better.

/I can't say I've contributed too much to humanity either so don't take that too seriously...
 
2012-12-30 06:54:20 PM  
he died
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-30 06:59:16 PM  

Mr. Fuzzypaws: That show is WAY BETTER than any of that "reality" sh*t you f*cks drool over.


^ Sorry all you Honey Boo Boo Farkers, I gots to agrees with the Mr. Fuzzypaws

/ who's a good Fuzzypaws? Who's a good Mr. Fuzzypaws?
// You are! That's right my little-wittle!
 
2012-12-30 07:01:45 PM  
Where exactly does one go to school to become a certified ancient astronaut theorist like the guys on the show? That caption pops up for many of the people on the show.
 
2012-12-30 07:03:36 PM  

KrispyKritter: Mr. Fuzzypaws: That show is WAY BETTER than any of that "reality" sh*t you f*cks drool over.

^ Sorry all you Honey Boo Boo Farkers, I gots to agrees with the Mr. Fuzzypaws

/ who's a good Fuzzypaws? Who's a good Mr. Fuzzypaws?
// You are! That's right my little-wittle!


Is that the only show you can think of that's worse than Ancient Aliens?
 
2012-12-30 07:05:19 PM  

reklamfox: Where exactly does one go to school to become a certified ancient astronaut theorist like the guys on the show? That caption pops up for many of the people on the show.


There's got to be a continuing education night school course.
 
2012-12-30 07:06:14 PM  
(Too many people to quote)

i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-30 07:06:48 PM  
www.hotflick.net

RIP Phil Collens
 
2012-12-30 07:10:56 PM  

reklamfox: Where exactly does one go to school to become a certified ancient astronaut theorist like the guys on the show? That caption pops up for many of the people on the show.


I don't know, University of Phoenix? They probably offer a program in it.
 
2012-12-30 07:13:39 PM  
I'm not saying it was cancer, but it was cancer.

fark cancer.
 
2012-12-30 07:17:27 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
RIP USS Cowpens (CVL-25)
 
2012-12-30 07:18:16 PM  
Well shiat. Guess we can't use the Hair Now, Gone Tomorrow headline...
 
2012-12-30 07:21:08 PM  
Trust me, I hate reality TV as much as the next sane person. However, I'm going to have to disagree and say that Ancient Aliens is worse. Why? Because people actually start to believe this crap and then they try and act like they are experts because they watch this show. I swear to Alien Jesus if I have to hear one more person try and discuss aliens as a serious answer to something that historians have a pretty good grasp on, I'm going to skull someone.

The professor helping me get into the ancient history doctorate program has a "if you bring up aliens, I will fail you" policy. I like it.
 
2012-12-30 07:21:44 PM  
I love Ancient Aliens, simply for the sheer ridiculousness. I wish the MST3K guys were watching. It's also fun to google the "experts" and see their nut job websites.

I know it's bullshiat. I don't care.
 
2012-12-30 07:29:11 PM  

CruJones: I love Ancient Aliens, simply for the sheer ridiculousness. I wish the MST3K guys were watching. It's also fun to google the "experts" and see their nut job websites.

I know it's bullshiat. I don't care.


Makes me miss the X-Files and Mulder's rambles.
 
2012-12-30 07:29:42 PM  

marius2: Trust me, I hate reality TV as much as the next sane person. However, I'm going to have to disagree and say that Ancient Aliens is worse. Why? Because people actually start to believe this crap and then they try and act like they are experts because they watch this show. I swear to Alien Jesus if I have to hear one more person try and discuss aliens as a serious answer to something that historians have a pretty good grasp on, I'm going to skull someone.

The professor helping me get into the ancient history doctorate program has a "if you bring up aliens, I will fail you" policy. I like it.


My guy LOVES ancient aliens. He's not a complete wackadoodle like the guys on the show, he's just way into aliens. I've often tried to express to him why I loathe that show but he just doesn't get it. They make these specious arguments based on "evidence" and talk about it like its 100% indespuitable fact and it drives me NUTS. I try to make my bf happy and watch it with him, but I simply can't choke back the rage and distain I have for that terrible show.
 
2012-12-30 07:40:24 PM  

marius2: The professor helping me get into the ancient history doctorate program has a "if you bring up aliens, I will fail you" policy. I like it.


Your professor is going to feel pretty silly in 2018, when the governments of the world reveal that aliens are real and have been visiting us for millennia.
 
2012-12-30 07:40:29 PM  

reklamfox: marius2: Trust me, I hate reality TV as much as the next sane person. However, I'm going to have to disagree and say that Ancient Aliens is worse. Why? Because people actually start to believe this crap and then they try and act like they are experts because they watch this show. I swear to Alien Jesus if I have to hear one more person try and discuss aliens as a serious answer to something that historians have a pretty good grasp on, I'm going to skull someone.

The professor helping me get into the ancient history doctorate program has a "if you bring up aliens, I will fail you" policy. I like it.

My guy LOVES ancient aliens. He's not a complete wackadoodle like the guys on the show, he's just way into aliens. I've often tried to express to him why I loathe that show but he just doesn't get it. They make these specious arguments based on "evidence" and talk about it like its 100% indespuitable fact and it drives me NUTS. I try to make my bf happy and watch it with him, but I simply can't choke back the rage and distain I have for that terrible show.


We should be friends. I can't stand this stuff. "Well, they can't explain why this happened, so obviously it was aliens, that makes more sense!" It's like the popular argument of "Well, you can't prove God doesn't exist, so it makes more sense that a super being that has always been and always will created everything!" Logic is my friend.
 
2012-12-30 07:41:15 PM  

reklamfox: marius2: Trust me, I hate reality TV as much as the next sane person. However, I'm going to have to disagree and say that Ancient Aliens is worse. Why? Because people actually start to believe this crap and then they try and act like they are experts because they watch this show. I swear to Alien Jesus if I have to hear one more person try and discuss aliens as a serious answer to something that historians have a pretty good grasp on, I'm going to skull someone.

The professor helping me get into the ancient history doctorate program has a "if you bring up aliens, I will fail you" policy. I like it.

My guy LOVES ancient aliens. He's not a complete wackadoodle like the guys on the show, he's just way into aliens. I've often tried to express to him why I loathe that show but he just doesn't get it. They make these specious arguments based on "evidence" and talk about it like its 100% indespuitable fact and it drives me NUTS. I try to make my bf happy and watch it with him, but I simply can't choke back the rage and distain I have for that terrible show.


You need a new boyfriend.

/looked at your profile
//you Definitely need a new boyfriend
//Hi, my name is Gaius and I hate aliens
 
2012-12-30 07:43:40 PM  

Via Infinito: marius2: The professor helping me get into the ancient history doctorate program has a "if you bring up aliens, I will fail you" policy. I like it.

Your professor is going to feel pretty silly in 2018, when the governments of the world reveal that aliens are real and have been visiting us for millennia.


I, like her, believe that aliens exist. But did they build the pyramids? Fark no, Egyptians did. Did aliens build Mycenae? No. Did Cyclopes? No. Humans with a lot of time did. It's a disservice to humanity to keep coming up with outlandish excuses for these amazing achievements. Humans can accomplish some pretty cool things if they can come together and do it.
 
2012-12-30 07:45:58 PM  

Gaius: reklamfox:
You need a new boyfriend.

/looked at your profile
//you Definitely need a new boyfriend
//Hi, my name is Gaius and I hate aliens



Oh wow, I just looked at her profile too. Indeed! If you're not interested in Gaius, then hello I am Marius. :P 

/This seems like something you'd find in a bit of graffiti and Pompeii. "Gaius and Marius both want the gorgeous girl"
 
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