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(Daily Mail)   Looking to film the "Road House" reboot? Subby found the bad guy's mansion you'll need   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 53
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2012-12-30 06:05:59 PM  
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"I see you found my trophy room, Dalton! The only thing that's missing... IS YOUR ASS."


Road House is the movie that drops awesome lines all over the place as if they were turkeys from a WKRP helicopter.
 
2012-12-30 06:07:29 PM  
That place would make Mustrum Ridcully go "oh my"

/doing my best from memory
//Santa at the in laws put a bottle of J&B in my stocking
///and an orange
 
2012-12-30 06:08:34 PM  
Lose all the dead animals and that's one sweet mansion.
 
2012-12-30 06:22:35 PM  
Since I had the URL in my clipboard from snother thread:

i181.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-30 06:37:42 PM  
Quick, somebody call Amanda Seyfried!

s3-ak.buzzfed.com
i.ytimg.com
 
2012-12-30 06:41:43 PM  
dev.bukkit.org
 
2012-12-30 06:41:48 PM  
We're gonna have a real...
i1079.photobucket.com
Good time
 
2012-12-30 06:42:28 PM  
Everything in Texas is tacky.
 
2012-12-30 06:55:53 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: "I see you found my trophy room, Dalton! The only thing that's missing... IS YOUR ASS."


Road House is the movie that drops awesome lines all over the place as if they were turkeys from a WKRP helicopter.


Road House.
 
2012-12-30 07:13:27 PM  

Lsherm: Everything in Texas is tacky.


files.conceptcarz.com
 
2012-12-30 07:15:49 PM  

baka-san: Lsherm: Everything in Texas is tacky.


Shouldn't that be on blocks?
 
2012-12-30 09:26:33 PM  

RedPhoenix122: Road House.


How can I argue with that?
 
2012-12-30 10:16:34 PM  
A polar bear fell on me.
 
2012-12-30 10:31:42 PM  
Pain don't hurt.

Unless you're getting plooked against a stone wall. Then it hurts so good.
 
2012-12-30 10:33:23 PM  

Riche: Since I had the URL in my clipboard from snother thread:

[i181.photobucket.com image 439x358]


Sucks to be poor
 
2012-12-30 10:40:34 PM  
This is a lovely room of death
 
2012-12-30 10:43:26 PM  
There's already been a killer remake, though!
www.dvdtalk.com
Known by the full title: Road House: The Stage Version of The Cinema Classic That Starred Patrick Swayze, Except This One Stars Taimak From The 80s Cult Classic The Last Dragon Wearing a Blonde Mullet Wig
 
2012-12-30 10:48:12 PM  
i used to f*ck guys like you in prison.
 
2012-12-30 10:59:47 PM  

The Repeated Meme: This is a lovely room of death


i1091.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-30 11:18:12 PM  
That guy's penis is about THIS long.
 
2012-12-30 11:27:47 PM  
Uh huh.....That house would be nice aside from the creepy dead animal decorations. I bet the owner puts his junk in their mouthes....and bought them on ebay.
 
2012-12-30 11:35:51 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: A polar bear fell on me.


Thread over. You win.
 
2012-12-30 11:44:26 PM  

Riche: Since I had the URL in my clipboard from snother thread:


If that douchebag is the guy I'm thinking of, he got convicted of financial crimes and is in federal prison.
 
2012-12-30 11:46:27 PM  

baka-san: Lsherm: Everything in Texas is tacky.


It did taker a Texas chicken farmer to turn a British sports car into something full of awesome.

The world would be a better place with more Carol Shelby-types walking around.
 
2012-12-31 12:00:52 AM  

Solid Muldoon: Pain don't hurt.

Unless you're getting plooked against a stone wall. Then it hurts so good.


You savage rascal!
 
2012-12-31 12:25:37 AM  

baka-san: Lsherm: Everything in Texas is tacky.

[files.conceptcarz.com image 850x565]


That was designed in Santa Monica and England.
 
2012-12-31 12:59:53 AM  

Farty McPooPants: Solid Muldoon: Pain don't hurt.

Unless you're getting plooked against a stone wall. Then it hurts so good.

You savage rascal!


This is the police
Give yourself up
We have the garage surrounded
 
2012-12-31 01:25:06 AM  

fusillade762: Quick, somebody call Amanda Seyfried!

[s3-ak.buzzfed.com image 625x347]
[i.ytimg.com image 480x360]


That's a pretty good sized oral hole.
 
2012-12-31 01:42:54 AM  
"How do you take your coffee - leaded, or unleaded?"
 
2012-12-31 02:34:35 AM  
Does it have this gem?

atomictoasters.com
 
2012-12-31 03:06:55 AM  
A Road House reboot, you say? There's no tradition like a new tradition.
 
2012-12-31 03:13:22 AM  
Congress should ban these assault movies!
 
2012-12-31 03:24:15 AM  
 
2012-12-31 03:43:35 AM  

Lsherm: Everything in Texas is tacky.


Weapons grade tacky in this instance.
 
2012-12-31 03:56:00 AM  

Eric The Pilot: Does it have this gem?

[atomictoasters.com image 640x853]



That's the funniest thing I've ever seen.
 
2012-12-31 05:29:37 AM  
I thought it'd be bigger
 
2012-12-31 07:35:36 AM  
i294.photobucket.com
Roadhouse!
 
2012-12-31 07:48:19 AM  
Gawk, why is everything so shiny?
 
2012-12-31 07:56:04 AM  
Could it be better than the sequel?
www.comics101.com
 
2012-12-31 08:03:15 AM  

Bith Set Me Up: A polar bear fell on me.

Came for this
/not leaving disappointed.
 
2012-12-31 08:26:19 AM  

Eric The Pilot: Does it have this gem?

[atomictoasters.com image 640x853]


Holy shiat that is awesome.


I was going to say I wouldn't mind having a stuffed alligator, but only if there was some sort of botttle opener in the mouth, but now I have to add a snake/roednt rodeo to my list of approved stuffed animals.
 
2012-12-31 08:49:27 AM  

VJStinger: The Repeated Meme: This is a lovely room of death

[i1091.photobucket.com image 170x127]


Came for this, staggering out of here completely satisfied.

/Take care now, bye bye then.
 
2012-12-31 09:30:50 AM  
The Swazey train sailed a long time ago.
 
2012-12-31 10:21:32 AM  

liam76: Eric The Pilot: Does it have this gem?

[atomictoasters.com image 640x853]

Holy shiat that is awesome.


I was going to say I wouldn't mind having a stuffed alligator, but only if there was some sort of botttle opener in the mouth, but now I have to add a snake/roednt rodeo to my list of approved stuffed animals.


Yes I need one as well! If I had anything else on my walls it would have to be a shark or a shark tank because my roomate is deathly afraid of sharks. Even to the point where if they are on TV she will freak out. Funny thing is she grew up on the Virgin Islands and never was attacked by a shark. Shark week is one of my favorite times of the year.
 
2012-12-31 11:05:21 AM  

Bith Set Me Up: A polar bear fell on me.


I actually used that line at work the other day.

Manager: Why wasn't this inventory processed?
Me: A polar Bear fell on me. *walks away
 
2012-12-31 11:22:55 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-31 12:07:04 PM  
 
2012-12-31 12:27:07 PM  
This place has a sign hangin' over the urinal that says, "Don't eat the big white mint".
 
2012-12-31 02:37:26 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: Because it's gotta get posted.


Terry Funk was a perfect casting choice for the role he played.

/Seriously
 
2012-12-31 04:21:59 PM  

Dialectic: ...and make sure you find a guy you used to f*ck in prison!


That was the greatest cinematic put-down of all time.
 
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