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(WTKR)   High school senior asks gold medalist Ryan Lochte to prom, giving him the most publicity he's had since the Olympics   (wtkr.com ) divider line
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2012-12-30 05:50:04 PM  
Good thing he's into charity..

/sorry
 
2012-12-30 06:49:32 PM  
Jennette's a swimmer, too.

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She looks like she needs to swim more. Like, maybe the English Channel every day.
 
2012-12-30 07:19:12 PM  
Jennette's prom will be held May 24, 2013.

She will be unescorted.
 
2012-12-30 07:43:17 PM  
Aww jeah!

/I'm sorry.
 
2012-12-30 07:45:13 PM  
Joan Rivers said it best about him:

"He's like my vagina... when he's no longer wet, the magic is just gone".
 
2012-12-30 08:00:09 PM  
Although I feel pity for this girl, who is obviously fat, and nobody else asked her out. She seems nice, and pleasant, but she's setting herself up for fail. There is no way this guy is going to take her out. First of all, she's what, 17? Yikes. Second of all..he's loaded, and the last thing he needs is for her to scream rape, or assault, and try to bilk him out of his hard earned cash. Not gonna happen girl. i wanna bone Jessica Alba, but it's not going to happen, even if i ask real nice. So quit with the creepy stalker girl who cant get a date shiat already, you're probably scaring the shiat out of him.
 
2012-12-30 08:09:09 PM  

Lsherm: Jennette's a swimmer, too.

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She looks like she needs to swim more. Like, maybe the English Channel every day.


Manatees are swimmers too
 
2012-12-30 08:13:02 PM  
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2012-12-30 08:21:39 PM  
HOW ABOUT NO.
 
2012-12-30 08:25:15 PM  
Lochte might feel stupid around all those learned high school students.
 
2012-12-30 08:28:35 PM  
So she's basically cyberstalking this dude, and got all excited because his assistant's assistant said he might mention it to him (a nice way of saying "LOLNO")...this is news?
 
2012-12-30 09:02:10 PM  
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She looks like she's REALLY been using that King's Fork...

/I initially read King's Pork which would be even funnier
 
2012-12-30 10:01:43 PM  
She's a swimmer? Does she only swim in pools of bacon grease and Cheetos dust?
 
2012-12-30 10:05:45 PM  
I think you are on the wrong team honey
 
2012-12-30 10:11:18 PM  
Well, there goes my theory about all swimmers being hot...
 
2012-12-30 10:32:40 PM  

Lsherm: Jennette's a swimmer, too.

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She looks like she needs to swim more. Like, maybe the English Channel every day.



Or maybe swim to lose that extra chromosome she gained swimming in her mother's womb.
 
2012-12-30 11:19:23 PM  

Cymbal: She's a swimmer? Does she only swim in pools of bacon grease and Cheetos dust?


Man, that's cold.

/+1, would lol again
 
2012-12-31 12:38:45 AM  
Anyone else think the h.s. senior was a guy and not a girl before clicking the link?

/NTTAWWT
 
2012-12-31 12:56:03 AM  
That's what I was thinking, johnnieconnie.
The way the narrative plays out, meh. If the high school senior had been a swimming dude himself, THEN we'd have ourselves a news story.
 
2012-12-31 01:47:30 AM  
Well he was on 30 Ro- actually nevermind, you're still correct.
 
2012-12-31 04:11:10 AM  
If she was 18 and hotter he'd probably go for it. Dude is pretty notorious for hitting on drunk coeds in Gainesville.
 
2012-12-31 07:33:30 AM  
He bartends frequently in gainesville, or at least did during football season when I would go there for games. The guy is a massive douche and many people who didn't recognize him would just whisper around to figure out who this asshat was with all his bodyguards....in a shiatty college bar.
 
2012-12-31 08:51:42 AM  

Cymbal: She's a swimmer? Does she only swim in pools of bacon grease and Cheetos dust?


You mean that's actually a thing? Whar I say, WHAR?!?

/drool
 
2012-12-31 09:57:22 AM  

WienerButt: He bartends frequently in gainesville, or at least did during football season when I would go there for games. The guy is a massive douche and many people who didn't recognize him would just whisper around to figure out who this asshat was with all his bodyguards....in a shiatty college bar.


Huh?
 
2013-01-01 06:07:17 AM  
Geez, one person asks a celebrity for a prom/military school graduation date and suddenly every Tom, Dick and Jane is doing it.
 
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