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(BBC)   Just another day in hell, hades, sheol, gehenna, abaddon, naraka, diyu, perdition, pandemonium--or as it's more commonly known, Syria   ( divider line
    More: Sad, Hades, Gehenna, russian foreign minister, Abaddon, LCC, opposition groups, monopoly on violence, Di Yu  
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2012-12-30 09:57:51 PM  
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Fleet Admiral Shaunty: The Syrian civil war is by definition an internal matter of the Syrian Empire.

Captain Picard: Yes. But if the Syrians are being aided by the Romulans it becomes very much our concern. The Romulans have been willing to take enormous risks to gain a foothold in the Syrian Empire. Can we really believe that now with the future of the Syrian-Federation alliance hanging in the balance, they are willing to sit back and do nothing?

Fleet Admiral Shaunty:  What is it you propose, Captain?

Captain Picard:  What I propose is this.  We take a fleet of starships to the Syrian/Romulan border. We will take no offensive action, but we will be in a position to monitor the actions of the Romulans. My chief engineer has come up with a way to nullify the Romulan cloaking shields.
2012-12-30 09:56:27 PM  
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Mrbogey: Beirut was the Paris of the Middle East 50 years ago.

What will Paris look like in 50 years?

2012-12-30 09:26:00 PM  
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You forgot Mictlan subby.

/ Seriously, it's getting all Aztec up in there.
2012-12-30 09:20:11 PM  
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jake_lex: The envoy trying to end this civil war says that he thinks Syria will soon become another Somalia, with a collapsed central government and rule by warlords.  It's hard to argue with him. rn s-failed-state-syria-18095595#.UODs5aXFX-k

Syrians aren't black.
2012-12-30 09:18:24 PM  
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Beirut was the Paris of the Middle East 50 years ago.

What will Paris look like in 50 years?
2012-12-30 07:11:38 PM  
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I have a guildie shipping out to this toilet in a couple of months. Fool better not pull an IRL Leroy Jenkins on us. Never waits for the tank. Never.
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