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(Mercury News)   Spanish police arrest 17 men accused of having the best band name, EVER   (mercurynews.com ) divider line
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2012-12-30 11:18:34 PM  

PacManDreaming: Apos: www.filmophilia.com
/Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

That photo looks crisp and clean.

/probably with no caffeine, either


Never had it...ahhhhhhh...never will.
 
2012-12-30 11:19:07 PM  
Voodoo ass-Pimps
 
2012-12-30 11:24:57 PM  
Brick-House: (photo of a cute Nigerian Woman with an Idea)

Thank you for that... I actually came in here wondering just how attractive a Nigerian prostitute who's backward enough to believe in Voodoo could possibly be.... and now I know.
 
2012-12-30 11:24:59 PM  

themasonreport: moothemagiccow: The prestige applied to the word pimp is bewildering. Pimps are violent, controlling, selfish, impulsive, cruel men.

Ahhh come on, don't throw a wet blanket on it. And I think you're being a little close-minded; some pimps are thoughtful and whimsical.


TFA's about human trafficking and I'm the wet blanket. You're right, those kidnapped women forced into prostitution are hilarious!
 
2012-12-30 11:26:37 PM  

Thraeryn: DreamyAltarBoy: What if they played zydeco metal?

You link me to some zydeco metal NOW. If it doesn't exist, I'm going to call you a jerk for getting my hopes up.


Yeah, I'm a jerk, though you could try this Reverend also:

The Reverend Peyton's Big Damn Band
 
2012-12-30 11:28:24 PM  

moothemagiccow: The prestige applied to the word pimp is bewildering. Pimps are violent, controlling, selfish, impulsive, cruel men.


Well, you see now, a pimp's love is different than that of a square's...
 
2012-12-30 11:29:49 PM  
Voodoo Pimps? Really? Sounds like a band name you'd get from a 16 year old drunk on one wine cooler. And she told me she was 18 for the "I'm talking about a friend of mine" record.
 
2012-12-30 11:59:56 PM  
"Nigerian Nationals?"
 
2012-12-31 12:02:41 AM  

moothemagiccow: The prestige applied to the word pimp is bewildering. Pimps are violent, controlling, selfish, impulsive, cruel men.


Yeah, and then there's that whole pirate appeal going on. Pirates were ruthless, back-stabbing thieves that would carve a man up for a grain of gold. But then we have Disneyfied the whole experience.

Yeah, and then there's the whole prohibition gangster appeal going on. Gangsters were ..... ... ...
 
2012-12-31 12:03:14 AM  
I liked the name Nashville Pussy. Fun band with a couple hot chicks. Fun show.

Also cool is Rocket From the Crypt. Do yourself a favor, if you haven't already heard them.

/date me or feel the hex!
 
2012-12-31 12:08:29 AM  
Did this start out as an E-Mail?
 
2012-12-31 12:12:11 AM  
It's hard out there for a (voodoo) pimp.
 
2012-12-31 12:14:18 AM  
This is a good example of a fark thread where no one has any worthwhile knowledge or ideas on the subject.
 
2012-12-31 12:16:57 AM  
Voodoo you love?
I dont practice Santeria
But beaches love me for my pimp juice.
 
2012-12-31 12:23:11 AM  
Heard a track or 2 by a band called "pimps of joy" that I enjoyed.
 
2012-12-31 12:23:20 AM  
"Kathleen Turner Overdrive" - best band name ever....
 
2012-12-31 12:28:44 AM  

Apos: What a true Voodoo Pimp looks like:


/Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!


I just watched that last night.

And yes, awesome band name.
 
2012-12-31 12:39:35 AM  

havocmike: /"shiatty" and "reggae" are redundant, I know.


not sure how outraged to be by this trollish comment.

Part of me wants to slap the person who said it - and part of me is saying, "relax, have another bong hit."

Okay, I'll relax. You're too cool for reggae. Noted. Enjoy whatever it is that you think is good music.
 
2012-12-31 12:51:58 AM  
Around 10 women? Was it 9 or 11?
 
2012-12-31 12:52:28 AM  
Scoby do voodoo
 
2012-12-31 12:59:19 AM  
I don't know, Voodoo Pimps and the Spanish police sounds too college radio.
 
2012-12-31 01:07:45 AM  

Ready-set: I liked the name Nashville Pussy. Fun band with a couple hot chicks. Fun show.

Also cool is Rocket From the Crypt. Do yourself a favor, if you haven't already heard them.

/date me or feel the hex!


When it comes to vaginariffic band names I prefer Alabama Thunderpussy.
 
2012-12-31 01:20:35 AM  

PsychoTherapist: Els Setze Jutges?

Anyone?

/sigh


I'm intrigued.
 
2012-12-31 01:55:26 AM  

moothemagiccow: The prestige applied to the word pimp is bewildering. Pimps are violent, controlling, selfish, impulsive, cruel men.


I concur. I find it very offensive when I'm dressed well and someone says, "you're a pimp."
 
2012-12-31 02:22:02 AM  
I lost my damn mind and bought the domain name. I may invent a fake band for it. Dunno yet.
 
2012-12-31 02:35:30 AM  

rosekolodny: I lost my damn mind and bought the domain name. I may invent a fake band for it. Dunno yet.


Ah, 1&1 user. ;)
 
2012-12-31 04:03:49 AM  

phrawgh: rosekolodny: I lost my damn mind and bought the domain name. I may invent a fake band for it. Dunno yet.

Ah, 1&1 user. ;)


I like 'em cheap.
 
2012-12-31 04:12:54 AM  
No no no. The greatest band name ever is a Japanese noisepunk band whose name is going to be so badly mutilated by the filter I won't even bother with capitalisation.

They're called goddamn motherfark shiatass biatches.

Second best: either Flying Testicles or Bathtub shiatters.
 
2012-12-31 04:17:43 AM  
Oh, and the best British band name must surely be the magnificent Kunt and the Gang^, though Arse Full of Chips^ are deserving of honourable mention.
Nothing too overtly NSFW on those landing pages but it won't take long for the language to get quite offensive once you click around a wee bit.
 
2012-12-31 05:58:48 AM  

rosekolodny: I lost my damn mind and bought the domain name. I may invent a fake band for it. Dunno yet.


I will subscribe to your newsletter
 
2012-12-31 07:23:58 AM  
Did catch a band some time ago called "biatch, please".
 
2012-12-31 07:27:48 AM  
I would have went with Sex Slave Marathon for best name ever
 
2012-12-31 10:54:33 AM  
Best band name ever is still Scraping Foetus Off the Wheel. You're welcome.
 
2012-12-31 01:08:25 PM  

Mr. Toadcheese: Best band name ever is still Scraping Foetus Off the Wheel. You're welcome.


Is this a Clothes Hoist?
 
2013-01-01 05:33:59 AM  
I hope to cap off this disasterous thread forthwith.
 
2013-01-02 10:29:31 AM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: html_007: doofusgumby: Thraeryn: DreamyAltarBoy: What if they played zydeco metal?

You link me to some zydeco metal NOW. If it doesn't exist, I'm going to call you a jerk for getting my hopes up.

Reverend!

/works in a bar that a zydeco band playing later tonight.

HORTON!!

[i.ticketweb.com image 255x180]

I've had some very interesting experiences when they're presiding over the congregation.


That was the last show I ever saw at the dearly-departed Mississippi Nights in St. Louis. I got there late and missed most of the opening act, but it was some chick-fronted 3 piece act with a stand up bass that seemed to be pretty damn good. Stupid friends and their pre-drinking bullshiat. The Rev was awesome, however - second best live act I've ever seen, after Gogol Bordello.
 
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