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2012-12-30 04:52:11 PM
Oh, no no no! The BEST band name (at least in Austin) is ...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead.
 
2012-12-30 05:48:43 PM
What a true Voodoo Pimp looks like:

www.filmophilia.com
/Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
 
2012-12-30 05:49:39 PM

keepin' weird: Oh, no no no! The BEST band name (at least in Austin) is ...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead.



Cool name!
 
2012-12-30 06:06:43 PM

keepin' weird: Oh, no no no! The BEST band name (at least in Austin) is ...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead.


Yeah.  But that's Austin for ya.
 
2012-12-30 06:11:00 PM
Wall of Voodoo Pimps.
 
2012-12-30 06:26:46 PM

fusillade762: Wall of Voodoo Pimps.


You would hear their songs every day on Mexican Radio.
 
2012-12-30 06:40:56 PM
They started a pussy riot?
 
2012-12-30 07:37:25 PM

keepin' weird: Oh, no no no! The BEST band name (at least in Austin) is ...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead.


Voodoo Pimps is so much better than that on every level.
 
2012-12-30 09:20:34 PM

Apos: www.filmophilia.com
/Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!


That photo looks crisp and clean.

/probably with no caffeine, either
 
2012-12-30 09:45:35 PM
Spanish police arrest 17 men accused of having the best bandmost run-of-the-mill World of Warcraft Guild name, EVER

FIFTY.
 
2012-12-30 09:46:46 PM
Sorry subby, bu Voodoo Pimps sounds like a shiatty reggae cover band.

/"shiatty" and "reggae" are redundant, I know.
 
2012-12-30 09:50:42 PM
nationalismwatch.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-30 09:51:22 PM

havocmike: Sorry subby, bu Voodoo Pimps sounds like a shiatty reggae cover band.

/"shiatty" and "reggae" are redundant, I know.


What if they played zydeco metal?
 
2012-12-30 09:55:32 PM
Voodoo me and I'll do you.
 
2012-12-30 09:57:48 PM
Apos: Why do I suddenly feel like a 7-Up?
 
2012-12-30 10:00:02 PM
"Sex Trafficking Ring" is the best band name ever?

I dunno, it's not nearly as good as Seven Year biatch, for example.
 
2012-12-30 10:01:18 PM
The prestige applied to the word pimp is bewildering. Pimps are violent, controlling, selfish, impulsive, cruel men.
 
2012-12-30 10:02:31 PM
snocasino.com
 
2012-12-30 10:02:55 PM

Apos: What a true Voodoo Pimp looks like:

[www.filmophilia.com image 600x322]
/Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!


Gene Simmons would totally sue.
 
2012-12-30 10:03:01 PM

moothemagiccow: violent, controlling, selfish, impulsive, cruel


All prestigious words.
 
2012-12-30 10:05:21 PM
realllly?
 
2012-12-30 10:10:59 PM

moothemagiccow: The prestige applied to the word pimp is bewildering. Pimps are violent, controlling, selfish, impulsive, cruel men.


impulsive?
 
2012-12-30 10:13:12 PM
I don't know- I've always been partial to JFKFC.
 
2012-12-30 10:14:12 PM

moothemagiccow: The prestige applied to the word pimp is bewildering. Pimps are violent, controlling, selfish, impulsive, cruel men.


Laid back.
 
2012-12-30 10:14:19 PM

DreamyAltarBoy: What if they played zydeco metal?


You link me to some zydeco metal NOW. If it doesn't exist, I'm going to call you a jerk for getting my hopes up.
 
2012-12-30 10:17:15 PM

moothemagiccow: The prestige applied to the word pimp is bewildering. Pimps are violent, controlling, selfish, impulsive, cruel men.


Ahhh come on, don't throw a wet blanket on it. And I think you're being a little close-minded; some pimps are thoughtful and whimsical.
 
2012-12-30 10:18:51 PM

Thraeryn: DreamyAltarBoy: What if they played zydeco metal?

You link me to some zydeco metal NOW. If it doesn't exist, I'm going to call you a jerk for getting my hopes up.


Reverend!

/works in a bar that a zydeco band playing later tonight.
 
2012-12-30 10:19:58 PM
HAS A

/stupid phone.
 
2012-12-30 10:22:52 PM

doofusgumby: Thraeryn: DreamyAltarBoy: What if they played zydeco metal?

You link me to some zydeco metal NOW. If it doesn't exist, I'm going to call you a jerk for getting my hopes up.

Reverend!

/works in a bar that a zydeco band playing later tonight.


HORTON!!
 
2012-12-30 10:22:57 PM
 
2012-12-30 10:23:35 PM
Sex traffickers put "pimps" in their band name.


Hrmmm


If I ever go on a murderous rampage, I'll start a band named "Yes, I'm the serial killer you're looking for."
 
2012-12-30 10:28:53 PM

keepin' weird: Oh, no no no! The BEST band name (at least in Austin) is ...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead.


Living one block from me is the members of a band called "Moron Mountain". They were called, like "The Titty Twisters" or something until they took in a couple of stoners from WI who played guitar in a rap video.
 
2012-12-30 10:28:53 PM

moothemagiccow: The prestige applied to the word pimp is bewildering. Pimps are violent, controlling, selfish, impulsive, cruel men.


Gator Needs His Gat You Punk Ass biatch!!
  www.monologuedb.com
 
2012-12-30 10:31:52 PM

Thraeryn: DreamyAltarBoy: What if they played zydeco metal?

You link me to some zydeco metal NOW. If it doesn't exist, I'm going to call you a jerk for getting my hopes up.


If he's lying I'll hold him down, you sodomize him with this rusty lantern
 
2012-12-30 10:33:09 PM

fusillade762: Wall of Voodoo Pimps.


Wut?!?
 
2012-12-30 10:39:34 PM
Els Setze Jutges?

Anyone?

/sigh
 
2012-12-30 10:42:20 PM

html_007: doofusgumby: Thraeryn: DreamyAltarBoy: What if they played zydeco metal?

You link me to some zydeco metal NOW. If it doesn't exist, I'm going to call you a jerk for getting my hopes up.

Reverend!

/works in a bar that a zydeco band playing later tonight.

HORTON!!


Horton's more rockabilly, but a good place to start.

Seeding Pandora with the Rev and Buckwheat. Let's see where that gets me.....
 
2012-12-30 10:48:38 PM

html_007: doofusgumby: Thraeryn: DreamyAltarBoy: What if they played zydeco metal?

You link me to some zydeco metal NOW. If it doesn't exist, I'm going to call you a jerk for getting my hopes up.

Reverend!

/works in a bar that a zydeco band playing later tonight.

HORTON!!


i.ticketweb.com

I've had some very interesting experiences when they're presiding over the congregation.
 
2012-12-30 10:54:03 PM
The Pimps

/My favorite band of the last decade. Brilliant act. Saddened to hear NYE is their last gig together.
 
2012-12-30 10:54:07 PM
I predict no convictions without confessions and no one expects the Spanish pimps' admissions.

/OK, I'm sorry for that.
 
2012-12-30 10:54:13 PM

moothemagiccow: The prestige applied to the word pimp is bewildering. Pimps are violent, controlling, selfish, impulsive, cruel men.


twelvegrapes.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-30 10:57:41 PM

uncleacid: Voodoo me and I'll do you.


Off to Amazon, purchases 'Voodoo for Dummies' on the DL.

/ download, not down low
 
2012-12-30 11:02:25 PM
www.latinamericanstudies.org
pimpin hait easy
 
2012-12-30 11:02:41 PM

phrawgh: moothemagiccow: The prestige applied to the word pimp is bewildering. Pimps are violent, controlling, selfish, impulsive, cruel men.

Laid back.


Mind on my money and money on my mind
 
2012-12-30 11:09:27 PM
Well, it would appear they're not using the name anymore...
 
2012-12-30 11:10:26 PM

fusillade762: Wall of Voodoo Pimps.


Big Bad Wall of Voodoo Glow Skull Pimps?
 
2012-12-30 11:11:06 PM

cwick: Well, it would appear they're not using the name anymore...


DIBS!
 
2012-12-30 11:12:36 PM

havocmike: Sorry subby, bu Voodoo Pimps sounds like a shiatty reggae cover band.

/"shiatty" and "reggae" are redundant, I know.


Sounds more like a Psychobilly band,

/Voodoo Glow Pimp Skulls
 
2012-12-30 11:16:38 PM
Pimpnificent.
 
2012-12-30 11:17:21 PM
Also see, Pimptacular.
 
2012-12-30 11:18:34 PM

PacManDreaming: Apos: www.filmophilia.com
/Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

That photo looks crisp and clean.

/probably with no caffeine, either


Never had it...ahhhhhhh...never will.
 
2012-12-30 11:19:07 PM
Voodoo ass-Pimps
 
2012-12-30 11:24:57 PM
Brick-House: (photo of a cute Nigerian Woman with an Idea)

Thank you for that... I actually came in here wondering just how attractive a Nigerian prostitute who's backward enough to believe in Voodoo could possibly be.... and now I know.
 
2012-12-30 11:24:59 PM

themasonreport: moothemagiccow: The prestige applied to the word pimp is bewildering. Pimps are violent, controlling, selfish, impulsive, cruel men.

Ahhh come on, don't throw a wet blanket on it. And I think you're being a little close-minded; some pimps are thoughtful and whimsical.


TFA's about human trafficking and I'm the wet blanket. You're right, those kidnapped women forced into prostitution are hilarious!
 
2012-12-30 11:26:37 PM

Thraeryn: DreamyAltarBoy: What if they played zydeco metal?

You link me to some zydeco metal NOW. If it doesn't exist, I'm going to call you a jerk for getting my hopes up.


Yeah, I'm a jerk, though you could try this Reverend also:

The Reverend Peyton's Big Damn Band
 
2012-12-30 11:28:24 PM

moothemagiccow: The prestige applied to the word pimp is bewildering. Pimps are violent, controlling, selfish, impulsive, cruel men.


Well, you see now, a pimp's love is different than that of a square's...
 
2012-12-30 11:29:49 PM
Voodoo Pimps? Really? Sounds like a band name you'd get from a 16 year old drunk on one wine cooler. And she told me she was 18 for the "I'm talking about a friend of mine" record.
 
2012-12-30 11:59:56 PM
"Nigerian Nationals?"
 
2012-12-31 12:02:41 AM

moothemagiccow: The prestige applied to the word pimp is bewildering. Pimps are violent, controlling, selfish, impulsive, cruel men.


Yeah, and then there's that whole pirate appeal going on. Pirates were ruthless, back-stabbing thieves that would carve a man up for a grain of gold. But then we have Disneyfied the whole experience.

Yeah, and then there's the whole prohibition gangster appeal going on. Gangsters were ..... ... ...
 
2012-12-31 12:03:14 AM
I liked the name Nashville Pussy. Fun band with a couple hot chicks. Fun show.

Also cool is Rocket From the Crypt. Do yourself a favor, if you haven't already heard them.

/date me or feel the hex!
 
2012-12-31 12:08:29 AM
Did this start out as an E-Mail?
 
2012-12-31 12:12:11 AM
It's hard out there for a (voodoo) pimp.
 
2012-12-31 12:14:18 AM
This is a good example of a fark thread where no one has any worthwhile knowledge or ideas on the subject.
 
2012-12-31 12:16:57 AM
Voodoo you love?
I dont practice Santeria
But beaches love me for my pimp juice.
 
2012-12-31 12:23:11 AM
Heard a track or 2 by a band called "pimps of joy" that I enjoyed.
 
2012-12-31 12:23:20 AM
"Kathleen Turner Overdrive" - best band name ever....
 
2012-12-31 12:28:44 AM

Apos: What a true Voodoo Pimp looks like:


/Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!


I just watched that last night.

And yes, awesome band name.
 
2012-12-31 12:39:35 AM

havocmike: /"shiatty" and "reggae" are redundant, I know.


not sure how outraged to be by this trollish comment.

Part of me wants to slap the person who said it - and part of me is saying, "relax, have another bong hit."

Okay, I'll relax. You're too cool for reggae. Noted. Enjoy whatever it is that you think is good music.
 
2012-12-31 12:51:58 AM
Around 10 women? Was it 9 or 11?
 
2012-12-31 12:52:28 AM
Scoby do voodoo
 
2012-12-31 12:59:19 AM
I don't know, Voodoo Pimps and the Spanish police sounds too college radio.
 
2012-12-31 01:07:45 AM

Ready-set: I liked the name Nashville Pussy. Fun band with a couple hot chicks. Fun show.

Also cool is Rocket From the Crypt. Do yourself a favor, if you haven't already heard them.

/date me or feel the hex!


When it comes to vaginariffic band names I prefer Alabama Thunderpussy.
 
2012-12-31 01:20:35 AM

PsychoTherapist: Els Setze Jutges?

Anyone?

/sigh


I'm intrigued.
 
2012-12-31 01:55:26 AM

moothemagiccow: The prestige applied to the word pimp is bewildering. Pimps are violent, controlling, selfish, impulsive, cruel men.


I concur. I find it very offensive when I'm dressed well and someone says, "you're a pimp."
 
2012-12-31 02:22:02 AM
I lost my damn mind and bought the domain name. I may invent a fake band for it. Dunno yet.
 
2012-12-31 02:35:30 AM

rosekolodny: I lost my damn mind and bought the domain name. I may invent a fake band for it. Dunno yet.


Ah, 1&1 user. ;)
 
2012-12-31 04:03:49 AM

phrawgh: rosekolodny: I lost my damn mind and bought the domain name. I may invent a fake band for it. Dunno yet.

Ah, 1&1 user. ;)


I like 'em cheap.
 
2012-12-31 04:12:54 AM
No no no. The greatest band name ever is a Japanese noisepunk band whose name is going to be so badly mutilated by the filter I won't even bother with capitalisation.

They're called goddamn motherfark shiatass biatches.

Second best: either Flying Testicles or Bathtub shiatters.
 
2012-12-31 04:17:43 AM
Oh, and the best British band name must surely be the magnificent Kunt and the Gang^, though Arse Full of Chips^ are deserving of honourable mention.
Nothing too overtly NSFW on those landing pages but it won't take long for the language to get quite offensive once you click around a wee bit.
 
2012-12-31 05:58:48 AM

rosekolodny: I lost my damn mind and bought the domain name. I may invent a fake band for it. Dunno yet.


I will subscribe to your newsletter
 
2012-12-31 07:23:58 AM
Did catch a band some time ago called "biatch, please".
 
2012-12-31 07:27:48 AM
I would have went with Sex Slave Marathon for best name ever
 
2012-12-31 10:54:33 AM
Best band name ever is still Scraping Foetus Off the Wheel. You're welcome.
 
2012-12-31 01:08:25 PM

Mr. Toadcheese: Best band name ever is still Scraping Foetus Off the Wheel. You're welcome.


Is this a Clothes Hoist?
 
2013-01-01 05:33:59 AM
I hope to cap off this disasterous thread forthwith.
 
2013-01-02 10:29:31 AM

thisisyourbrainonFark: html_007: doofusgumby: Thraeryn: DreamyAltarBoy: What if they played zydeco metal?

You link me to some zydeco metal NOW. If it doesn't exist, I'm going to call you a jerk for getting my hopes up.

Reverend!

/works in a bar that a zydeco band playing later tonight.

HORTON!!

[i.ticketweb.com image 255x180]

I've had some very interesting experiences when they're presiding over the congregation.


That was the last show I ever saw at the dearly-departed Mississippi Nights in St. Louis. I got there late and missed most of the opening act, but it was some chick-fronted 3 piece act with a stand up bass that seemed to be pretty damn good. Stupid friends and their pre-drinking bullshiat. The Rev was awesome, however - second best live act I've ever seen, after Gogol Bordello.
 
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