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(Boston Globe)   Concord, Massachusetts declares its independence from plastic bottles   ( divider line
    More: Strange, Massachusetts, plastic bottle, school violence, selectmen, independence, International Bottled Water Association  
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3409 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Dec 2012 at 1:26 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-30 01:51:22 PM  
1 vote:
"...and to drink I'd like a bottle of water."

"Sorry, we don't have bottles of water."

"No, just bring me out a coke."
2012-12-30 01:48:29 PM  
1 vote:
The dihydrogen-monoxide-contained-in-highly-polymerized-hydrocarbon-matrix -ban-heard-round-the-world?

Meh. Concord has done better.
2012-12-30 01:44:11 PM  
1 vote:
Will we ever have enough laws?
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-12-30 01:41:52 PM  
1 vote:
Can I still sell homeopathic medicine in aqeuous carrier in bottles of one liter or smaller?
2012-12-30 01:39:42 PM  
1 vote:

Ima4nic8or: This is America, let the individual citizens decide for themselves whether or not to buy single serving bottles.

This is where I say, "You can move to Somalia and buy all the bottled water you'd like".
2012-12-30 01:29:54 PM  
1 vote:

Nah. Ban them.

I guess I applaud them for their realism. Lazy Americans don't want to recycle.
2012-12-30 01:26:31 PM  
1 vote:
Some residents are preparing to submit a citizen's petition for the upcoming Town Meeting in April that would seek to overturn the bylaw.

"As a mother of three young kids, I'm in favor of banning assault weapons and school violence, not harmless water,'' said Adriana Cohen, who lives in town and is part of Concord Residents for Consumer Choice. "That's why I've proposed a bill to ban force in schools. From now on, our children will be inertialess and safe.''
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