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(AL.com)   Craft brewery solicits public for names for its newest beer. Behold the power of FARK   (al.com) divider line 100
    More: Spiffy, Straight to Ale, Huntsville  
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2012-12-30 01:45:45 PM
walter
 
2012-12-30 01:47:33 PM
Werner
 
2012-12-30 01:47:59 PM
But its not a submit and vote up.

You have email them and they choose? What fun is that?

/votes either

FARK or Drew
 
2012-12-30 01:50:22 PM
HitlerBrau?

What? You would not forget a name like that.
 
2012-12-30 01:51:21 PM
Server Crash (in honor of Fark)
 
2012-12-30 01:52:07 PM
www.americas-best.com
 
2012-12-30 01:52:20 PM
Results probably won't be as funny as Dub the Dew...unless this brewery is really into grannies.
 
2012-12-30 01:52:45 PM
i134.photobucket.com

/I keed
 
2012-12-30 01:54:07 PM
one that is "reflecting our hometown Huntsville, the state of Alabama, or even the South in general."

Miller Light?
Bud Light?

Budler Light!
 
2012-12-30 01:54:49 PM
Sex on a canoe.
 
2012-12-30 01:57:42 PM
Darwin's gene pool scum?
 
2012-12-30 01:58:04 PM
BamaBrau

/troll amber tide
 
2012-12-30 01:58:28 PM
Weedlord Bonerhitler
 
2012-12-30 01:58:52 PM
UFIAle?
 
2012-12-30 01:59:20 PM
Grand Dragon Piss
Bigotbrau
Southern Discomfort
Dead Hipster
Lawnmower DWI
 
2012-12-30 01:59:28 PM
Purty Mouth?

/well it's Alabama...
 
2012-12-30 02:00:19 PM
Extreme!!! Imperial!!! IPA!!!
 
2012-12-30 02:00:38 PM
Mike Huntsville Lane (have to say it fast enough)
 
2012-12-30 02:01:05 PM
Stupid, fat, and on welfare.
 
2012-12-30 02:01:58 PM

Paris1127: UFIAle?


damn I was gonna say that.
 
2012-12-30 02:02:15 PM
Time to post this on 4chan and have them select the name.
 
2012-12-30 02:02:16 PM
Pabscolt Millwieser Bach LagerAle
 
2012-12-30 02:03:27 PM
Maybe they could shorten this name down...

ocanada.com.au
 
2012-12-30 02:05:50 PM
School Door Blocker Double Bock
 
2012-12-30 02:07:42 PM
Mad Tea Party

Paris1127: UFIAle?

damn I was gonna say that.


make that 3.
 
2012-12-30 02:10:52 PM
Watney's Crimson Barrel
 
2012-12-30 02:11:03 PM
Your Mother.
 
2012-12-30 02:11:57 PM
Cousin frkker
 
2012-12-30 02:13:45 PM
Doublewide
Uncledaddy
Five toof
 
2012-12-30 02:14:50 PM
Premature Discharge
0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com
 
2012-12-30 02:16:15 PM
Possum Piss.
 
2012-12-30 02:17:31 PM
Benderbrau
 
2012-12-30 02:19:57 PM
Derp
 
2012-12-30 02:20:35 PM

Dear Jerk: Mad Tea Party

Paris1127: UFIAle?

damn I was gonna say that.

make that 3.


yep.
 
2012-12-30 02:20:45 PM
www.gunslot.com
Huntsvest, Alablama
 
2012-12-30 02:21:11 PM
Bier.
 
2012-12-30 02:22:14 PM
Cock Bock

It would work better if they were in SC, since then they could argue that it was just supporting the local team.
 
2012-12-30 02:23:11 PM
Fat chic potion #5
 
2012-12-30 02:23:43 PM
NASCAR-brau or Derp-weiser would also work.
 
2012-12-30 02:24:14 PM
Werner Von Brau?
 
2012-12-30 02:25:10 PM
Incestbrau!

Tagline: "If You Can't Keep It In the Can, Keep It In the Family"

/ I keed

// Not really
 
2012-12-30 02:25:26 PM
Brewhaha: It Won't Take Six

Brother's Wife: Split a Six, See What Happens

Grampa Love

Beatty Brew: You'll Squeal Like A Pig
 
2012-12-30 02:28:44 PM
Bubba's Banjo ..
Southern Hops-pitality.
Klan in a Kan.
Trailer Trappist.
Branchless Tree.
 
2012-12-30 02:30:22 PM
That one forgotten night

/too lazy to submit to them
//go ahead if you like farkers
 
2012-12-30 02:30:32 PM
pigs piss
 
2012-12-30 02:32:59 PM
Soo-Wee Brew
 
2012-12-30 02:35:32 PM

lordjupiter: Southern Discomfort


AKA "Montezuma's Revenge." Or so I remember, from back in the old days...
 
2012-12-30 02:36:59 PM
Homey Brew Brew
 
2012-12-30 02:37:34 PM
I think the best name for a Fark themed beer would be "Drewl."
 
2012-12-30 02:40:24 PM
Incest IPA
 
2012-12-30 02:48:58 PM
Anyone know how to say "Hey ya'll, hold my beer for a second and watch this shiat" in German?
 
2012-12-30 02:55:56 PM
fartmaster?
 
2012-12-30 02:57:44 PM
My Mom's My Sister
 
2012-12-30 03:02:51 PM
federalreview.com

Heinyken
 
2012-12-30 03:05:10 PM
"A beverage that will get you drunk if you drink enough of it, and that some people also find to taste good."
 
2012-12-30 03:12:20 PM
Name it after my penis: Mr. Happy.
 
2012-12-30 03:14:24 PM

WorkingInParadise: Server Crash (in honor of Fark)


still the best
 
2012-12-30 03:15:22 PM
Something to honor the south?

YankeesBeatUsLikeWeBeatOurSheep
 
2012-12-30 03:19:29 PM
Jenkembrau
 
2012-12-30 03:25:04 PM
Wot? Not one of you Farkers mentioned the Obvious?

Lootie Light!
 
2012-12-30 03:32:53 PM
Confederate IPA...

/every redneck in the South will buy that shiat up.
 
2012-12-30 03:42:44 PM
Y'ale
 
2012-12-30 03:46:40 PM
Chicken Fat Jizz
 
2012-12-30 03:59:05 PM
If Straight to Ale is coming out with a kolsch-style beer this spring, I may just have to make a trip down to Alabama to pick some up. They're one of the best small craft breweries out there, IMO - definitely the most consistently excellent in the state, and I can't wait for them to start distributing outside of the state. I brought back some of their Unobtanium from my Christmas visit to AL, and it's all I can do to restrain myself from drinking it right this very minute.
 
2012-12-30 04:01:05 PM
Pruno
 
2012-12-30 04:01:53 PM
Bubba Gump Ale
 
2012-12-30 04:04:18 PM
They want a name "reflecting our hometown Huntsville, the state of Alabama, or even the South in general."?

Just add NASCAR to this...
a.abcnews.com
 
2012-12-30 04:11:40 PM
Huntsville is where Rocket City Rednecks comes from, right?

Rocket City Genius Fuel
Splashdown
 
2012-12-30 04:19:45 PM
Redneck Bull
ATV Pilot Fuel
Country Courage
 
2012-12-30 04:32:04 PM
Lootie's Loot
 
2012-12-30 04:36:45 PM
Honey brew brew
 
2012-12-30 04:37:32 PM
Ale-a-bama
 
2012-12-30 05:06:07 PM
What's wrong with the beer names we got? The beer names we got sound pretty good, don't it?
 
2012-12-30 05:10:38 PM

trainershark: Werner Von Brau?


Nope, that's their brown ale.

Hmm. If it's a Kolsch, how about call it "Cölbeer," put a pair of hipster glasses on the can, do a snarky campaign about how they've been "been brewing cool beer before it was alt-beer," and kick off the campaign with a spot on the Stephen Colbert show?
 
2012-12-30 05:27:48 PM
Kissing Kousin Kolsch
 
2012-12-30 05:48:28 PM
Represents the South?

"Hold This"

aka "Hold my beer and watch this..."
 
2012-12-30 05:53:30 PM
Lootie Lager
 
2012-12-30 05:55:46 PM
Huntsville? Only one choice.

"Rocket Fuel." Dayum!
 
2012-12-30 06:00:19 PM
Buttchugger
 
2012-12-30 06:06:56 PM

Raptop:


One microbrewery near me makes an 'Samuel Jackson's black IPA'. And as advertized, I was farking fat biatches in no time.

I'm gonna suggest 'Black snake' for a name.
 
2012-12-30 06:10:58 PM

jdjoker: What's wrong with the beer names we got? The beer names we got sound pretty good, don't it?


Lulz.
 
2012-12-30 06:17:47 PM
Zora Neale Thurston ale.

Harper Lee IPA

Jim Neighbors lager

Rosa Parks IPA

Talullah Bankhead Bock.

Helen Keller stout
 
2012-12-30 06:34:33 PM
Firehose Ale
24.media.tumblr.com

Dog Cop Lager
blsciblogs.baruch.cuny.edu
/ Celebrate your heritage!
 
2012-12-30 06:50:36 PM
"Guru Meditation"
 
2012-12-30 06:59:10 PM
Beer Bryant
 
2012-12-30 07:08:55 PM
BUBBA BREW
Stars and bars, crossed rifles, and mud flap naked girlie silhouettes on the label.
Or was that Billy Beer?

A red label with a picture of a shotgun hole blasted in it.
Goatsie Grogg...
 
2012-12-30 07:33:26 PM
Crimson Tide tomorrow.
/sponsored by baby wipes
 
2012-12-30 07:50:07 PM

lordjupiter: Grand Dragon Piss
Bigotbrau
Southern Discomfort
Dead Hipster
Lawnmower DWI


Gimme a fresh, cold Dead Hipster!
 
2012-12-30 07:51:21 PM
Dread pirate roberts, it never leaves survivors
 
2012-12-30 07:56:19 PM
Duke Sucks This Beer

Heilikin

Skittlebrau
 
2012-12-30 08:06:58 PM
Abe Vigoda Memorial Kolsch?
 
2012-12-30 09:09:20 PM
www.bestcareanywhere.net
Ahhh, Bock!
 
2012-12-30 11:17:59 PM
Polydactyl Brewing's Inbred Ale -- made with 100% familial DNA.
 
2012-12-31 12:16:05 AM

Mr. Shabooboo: Duke Sucks This Beer

Heilikin

Skittlebrau


You rang?????
 
2012-12-31 12:54:10 AM
Schlotz !
 
2012-12-31 01:30:30 AM
Squirrel Nut Stout
 
2012-12-31 07:21:13 AM

SkittleBrau: Mr. Shabooboo: Duke Sucks This Beer

Heilikin

Skittlebrau

You rang?????


Sorry I meant to call Lipton Ice Tea..But I mis-dialed
 
2012-12-31 01:07:23 PM
Mudpants ale
 
2012-12-31 01:34:11 PM

elffster: HitlerBrau?

What? You would not forget a name like that.


Auschlitz
 
2012-12-31 01:35:21 PM
Auschlitz
 
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