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(   Craft brewery solicits public for names for its newest beer. Behold the power of FARK   ( divider line
    More: Spiffy, Straight to Ale, Huntsville  
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7118 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Dec 2012 at 1:43 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-30 01:45:45 PM  
2012-12-30 01:47:33 PM  
2012-12-30 01:47:59 PM  
But its not a submit and vote up.

You have email them and they choose? What fun is that?

/votes either

FARK or Drew
2012-12-30 01:50:22 PM  

What? You would not forget a name like that.
2012-12-30 01:51:21 PM  
Server Crash (in honor of Fark)
2012-12-30 01:52:07 PM  
americas-best.comView Full Size
2012-12-30 01:52:20 PM  
Results probably won't be as funny as Dub the Dew...unless this brewery is really into grannies.
2012-12-30 01:52:45 PM  
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/I keed
2012-12-30 01:54:07 PM  
one that is "reflecting our hometown Huntsville, the state of Alabama, or even the South in general."

Miller Light?
Bud Light?

Budler Light!
2012-12-30 01:54:49 PM  
Sex on a canoe.
2012-12-30 01:57:42 PM  
Darwin's gene pool scum?
2012-12-30 01:58:04 PM  

/troll amber tide
2012-12-30 01:58:28 PM  
Weedlord Bonerhitler
2012-12-30 01:58:52 PM  
2012-12-30 01:59:20 PM  
Grand Dragon Piss
Southern Discomfort
Dead Hipster
Lawnmower DWI
2012-12-30 01:59:28 PM  
Purty Mouth?

/well it's Alabama...
2012-12-30 02:00:19 PM  
Extreme!!! Imperial!!! IPA!!!
2012-12-30 02:00:38 PM  
Mike Huntsville Lane (have to say it fast enough)
2012-12-30 02:01:05 PM  
Stupid, fat, and on welfare.
2012-12-30 02:01:58 PM  

Paris1127: UFIAle?

damn I was gonna say that.
2012-12-30 02:02:15 PM  
Time to post this on 4chan and have them select the name.
2012-12-30 02:02:16 PM  
Pabscolt Millwieser Bach LagerAle
2012-12-30 02:03:27 PM  
Maybe they could shorten this name down... Full Size
2012-12-30 02:05:50 PM  
School Door Blocker Double Bock
2012-12-30 02:07:42 PM  
Mad Tea Party

Paris1127: UFIAle?

damn I was gonna say that.

make that 3.
2012-12-30 02:10:52 PM  
Watney's Crimson Barrel
2012-12-30 02:11:03 PM  
Your Mother.
2012-12-30 02:11:57 PM  
Cousin frkker
2012-12-30 02:13:45 PM  
Five toof
2012-12-30 02:14:50 PM  
Premature Discharge Full Size
2012-12-30 02:16:15 PM  
Possum Piss.
2012-12-30 02:17:31 PM  
2012-12-30 02:19:57 PM  
2012-12-30 02:20:35 PM  

Dear Jerk: Mad Tea Party

Paris1127: UFIAle?

damn I was gonna say that.

make that 3.

2012-12-30 02:20:45 PM  
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Huntsvest, Alablama
2012-12-30 02:21:11 PM  
2012-12-30 02:22:14 PM  
Cock Bock

It would work better if they were in SC, since then they could argue that it was just supporting the local team.
2012-12-30 02:23:11 PM  
Fat chic potion #5
2012-12-30 02:23:43 PM  
NASCAR-brau or Derp-weiser would also work.
2012-12-30 02:24:14 PM  
Werner Von Brau?
2012-12-30 02:25:10 PM  

Tagline: "If You Can't Keep It In the Can, Keep It In the Family"

/ I keed

// Not really
2012-12-30 02:25:26 PM  
Brewhaha: It Won't Take Six

Brother's Wife: Split a Six, See What Happens

Grampa Love

Beatty Brew: You'll Squeal Like A Pig
2012-12-30 02:28:44 PM  
Bubba's Banjo ..
Southern Hops-pitality.
Klan in a Kan.
Trailer Trappist.
Branchless Tree.
2012-12-30 02:30:22 PM  
That one forgotten night

/too lazy to submit to them
//go ahead if you like farkers
2012-12-30 02:30:32 PM  
pigs piss
2012-12-30 02:32:59 PM  
Soo-Wee Brew
2012-12-30 02:35:32 PM  

lordjupiter: Southern Discomfort

AKA "Montezuma's Revenge." Or so I remember, from back in the old days...
2012-12-30 02:36:59 PM  
Homey Brew Brew
2012-12-30 02:37:34 PM  
I think the best name for a Fark themed beer would be "Drewl."
2012-12-30 02:40:24 PM  
Incest IPA
2012-12-30 02:48:58 PM  
Anyone know how to say "Hey ya'll, hold my beer for a second and watch this shiat" in German?
2012-12-30 02:55:56 PM  
2012-12-30 02:57:44 PM  
My Mom's My Sister
2012-12-30 03:02:51 PM  
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2012-12-30 03:05:10 PM  
"A beverage that will get you drunk if you drink enough of it, and that some people also find to taste good."
2012-12-30 03:12:20 PM  
Name it after my penis: Mr. Happy.
2012-12-30 03:14:24 PM  

WorkingInParadise: Server Crash (in honor of Fark)

still the best
2012-12-30 03:15:22 PM  
Something to honor the south?

2012-12-30 03:19:29 PM  
2012-12-30 03:25:04 PM  
Wot? Not one of you Farkers mentioned the Obvious?

Lootie Light!
2012-12-30 03:32:53 PM  
Confederate IPA...

/every redneck in the South will buy that shiat up.
2012-12-30 03:40:29 PM  
Squirrel Nutz
2012-12-30 03:42:44 PM  
2012-12-30 03:46:40 PM  
Chicken Fat Jizz
2012-12-30 03:59:05 PM  
If Straight to Ale is coming out with a kolsch-style beer this spring, I may just have to make a trip down to Alabama to pick some up. They're one of the best small craft breweries out there, IMO - definitely the most consistently excellent in the state, and I can't wait for them to start distributing outside of the state. I brought back some of their Unobtanium from my Christmas visit to AL, and it's all I can do to restrain myself from drinking it right this very minute.
2012-12-30 04:01:05 PM  
2012-12-30 04:01:53 PM  
Bubba Gump Ale
2012-12-30 04:04:18 PM  
They want a name "reflecting our hometown Huntsville, the state of Alabama, or even the South in general."?

Just add NASCAR to this...
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2012-12-30 04:11:40 PM  
Huntsville is where Rocket City Rednecks comes from, right?

Rocket City Genius Fuel
2012-12-30 04:19:45 PM  
Redneck Bull
ATV Pilot Fuel
Country Courage
2012-12-30 04:32:04 PM  
Lootie's Loot
2012-12-30 04:36:45 PM  
Honey brew brew
2012-12-30 04:37:32 PM  
2012-12-30 05:06:07 PM  
What's wrong with the beer names we got? The beer names we got sound pretty good, don't it?
2012-12-30 05:10:38 PM  

trainershark: Werner Von Brau?

Nope, that's their brown ale.

Hmm. If it's a Kolsch, how about call it "Cölbeer," put a pair of hipster glasses on the can, do a snarky campaign about how they've been "been brewing cool beer before it was alt-beer," and kick off the campaign with a spot on the Stephen Colbert show?
2012-12-30 05:27:48 PM  
Kissing Kousin Kolsch
2012-12-30 05:48:28 PM  
Represents the South?

"Hold This"

aka "Hold my beer and watch this..."
2012-12-30 05:53:30 PM  
Lootie Lager
2012-12-30 05:55:46 PM  
Huntsville? Only one choice.

"Rocket Fuel." Dayum!
2012-12-30 06:00:19 PM  
2012-12-30 06:06:56 PM  

One microbrewery near me makes an 'Samuel Jackson's black IPA'. And as advertized, I was farking fat biatches in no time.

I'm gonna suggest 'Black snake' for a name.
2012-12-30 06:10:58 PM  

jdjoker: What's wrong with the beer names we got? The beer names we got sound pretty good, don't it?

2012-12-30 06:17:47 PM  
Zora Neale Thurston ale.

Harper Lee IPA

Jim Neighbors lager

Rosa Parks IPA

Talullah Bankhead Bock.

Helen Keller stout
2012-12-30 06:34:33 PM  
Firehose Ale Full Size

Dog Cop Lager
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/ Celebrate your heritage!
2012-12-30 06:50:36 PM  
"Guru Meditation"
2012-12-30 06:59:10 PM  
Beer Bryant
2012-12-30 07:08:55 PM  
Stars and bars, crossed rifles, and mud flap naked girlie silhouettes on the label.
Or was that Billy Beer?

A red label with a picture of a shotgun hole blasted in it.
Goatsie Grogg...
2012-12-30 07:33:26 PM  
Crimson Tide tomorrow.
/sponsored by baby wipes
2012-12-30 07:50:07 PM  

lordjupiter: Grand Dragon Piss
Southern Discomfort
Dead Hipster
Lawnmower DWI

Gimme a fresh, cold Dead Hipster!
2012-12-30 07:51:21 PM  
Dread pirate roberts, it never leaves survivors
2012-12-30 07:56:19 PM  
Duke Sucks This Beer


2012-12-30 08:06:58 PM  
Abe Vigoda Memorial Kolsch?
2012-12-30 09:09:20 PM  
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Ahhh, Bock!
2012-12-30 11:17:59 PM  
Polydactyl Brewing's Inbred Ale -- made with 100% familial DNA.
2012-12-31 12:16:05 AM  

Mr. Shabooboo: Duke Sucks This Beer



You rang?????
2012-12-31 12:54:10 AM  
Schlotz !
2012-12-31 01:30:30 AM  
Squirrel Nut Stout
2012-12-31 07:21:13 AM  

SkittleBrau: Mr. Shabooboo: Duke Sucks This Beer



You rang?????

Sorry I meant to call Lipton Ice Tea..But I mis-dialed
2012-12-31 01:07:23 PM  
Mudpants ale
2012-12-31 01:34:11 PM  

elffster: HitlerBrau?

What? You would not forget a name like that.

2012-12-31 01:35:21 PM  
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