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(Daily Mail)   Buh-Bye: If America won't change its freedom loving gun laws... I may deport myself says Piers Morgan   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 539
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2012-12-30 09:19:49 AM
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2012-12-30 10:46:54 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-30 11:00:36 AM
Surely he noticed we had all those laws when he "imported himself".

And to truly make your point, why don't you leave behind all the $$ that you make...donate it to your favorite antigun charity.
 
2012-12-30 11:05:21 AM
Okay, I can be silent no longer. America you have to change your gun laws. A well regulated militia is not a free for all where everyone has guns. How is that well regulated? How is that a militia? Bear all the arms you like, but come on, regulate.

Please, i'm begging you, for the love of god, don't let Piers leave. If he leaves he'll come back here. He's just such an insufferable bag of dicks. He's a guest in your country, and look at what a dick he is, imagine how bad he is back in his home country.

Or use some of those unregulated arms you like to bear, and shoot him in his smug pompous face, then both our problems are fixed. Hows about it? Surely you have a spare nutjob with unfettered access to an arsenal bigger than most 3rd world nations you can use.
 
2012-12-30 11:06:52 AM
Uh-oh, time to deport Slaxl ;-)
 
2012-12-30 11:28:53 AM
I Lol'd
 
2012-12-30 11:53:52 AM
Thank the maker, get him the F out of here.  I'd happily chip in for his first class ticket to anywhere else but here.  I hope he just goes back to the UK where the violent gun crime rate is double, burglaries way up, rape way up, knife crime massively up from what it was pre-gun ban after a decade.
 
2012-12-30 12:06:39 PM
Please oh please take all the rest of the anti- and pro-gun nuts with you so that we can finally get around to discussing mental health care instead of your fetishes, thanks.
 
2012-12-30 12:29:25 PM
It's amazing to see just how many farktard liberals failed their junior high civics classes - all you have to do is read their moronic drivel about "regulating guns"...
 
2012-12-30 12:35:01 PM

LordZorch: farktard


I love it when people provide their own Farkies.
 
2012-12-30 01:13:20 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: Please oh please take all the rest of the anti- and pro-gun nuts with you so that we can finally get around to discussing mental health care instead of your fetishes, thanks.


Naw that doesn't make headlines and it would actually be doing something!
 
2012-12-30 01:17:10 PM
FTFA:

For three hours, our group were let loose on everything from Magnum 45 handguns and Glock pistols, to high-powered  'sniper' rifles and pump-action shotguns.


What the hell is a Magnum 45?  Call me crazy, but if you are going to call for gun bans, at least do some research first.
 
2012-12-30 01:26:23 PM
Don't send him back here!

Maybe we can get Jeremy Clarkson to punch him in the face again?
 
2012-12-30 01:27:40 PM
1. Piers Morgan is an insufferable douchebag.

2. The people calling for his deportation are much, much douchier.
 
2012-12-30 01:33:56 PM

Lionel Mandrake: 1. Piers Morgan is an insufferable douchebag.

2. The people calling for his deportation are much, much douchier.


This.
 
2012-12-30 01:35:29 PM

Lionel Mandrake: 1. Piers Morgan is an insufferable douchebag.

2. The people calling for his deportation are much, much douchier.


It started out as a facebook joke that got out of hand. Then the media got a hold of it and ran with it. My question is, if you hate it here so much, why don't you leave?

/probably because no other country would want to put up with their bullshiat
// or more likely certain people like to use horrific events to push their agendas.
/// or in this case their boss's agendas.
 
2012-12-30 01:39:01 PM
It won't. There's too much money to be made from slaughtering innocent people with guns, and the gun industry and the Nutty Raving Assholes don't give a damn about kids. In fact, they LIKE it when mass shootings occur, because gun sales go up. As Morgan noted, gun worshippers went crazy buying up AR-15s after the Newtown massacre (because they just HAD to have the same weapon that the killer had, natch). Sadly, there will undoubtedly be more massacres of innocent people in the name of "freedom."
 
2012-12-30 01:44:57 PM

duffblue: Lionel Mandrake: 1. Piers Morgan is an insufferable douchebag.

2. The people calling for his deportation are much, much douchier.

It started out as a facebook joke that got out of hand. Then the media got a hold of it and ran with it. My question is, if you hate it here so much, why don't you leave?


I keep asking teabaggers that question.  So far, no answer.

I'm pretty sure he's here for the $$$$$$$$$

Anyway, it's possible to hate an aspect or facet of something without hating it as a whole.
 
2012-12-30 01:49:08 PM

Lorelle: It won't. There's too much money to be made from slaughtering innocent people with guns, and the gun industry and the Nutty Raving Assholes don't give a damn about kids. In fact, they LIKE it when mass shootings occur, because gun sales go up. As Morgan noted, gun worshippers went crazy buying up AR-15s after the Newtown massacre (because they just HAD to have the same weapon that the killer had, natch). Sadly, there will undoubtedly be more massacres of innocent people in the name of "freedom."


If you really think people were buying AR-15s because somebody used one to shoot up a school you really have no business talking about guns in general.
 
2012-12-30 01:50:29 PM

Flint Ironstag: Don't send him back here!

Maybe we can get Jeremy Clarkson to punch him in the face again?


I got a peaceful, easy feeling imagining that picture
 
2012-12-30 01:59:25 PM

Lorelle: It won't. There's too much money to be made from slaughtering innocent people with guns, and the gun industry and the Nutty Raving Assholes don't give a damn about kids. In fact, they LIKE it when mass shootings occur, because gun sales go up. As Morgan noted, gun worshippers went crazy buying up AR-15s after the Newtown massacre (because they just HAD to have the same weapon that the killer had, natch). Sadly, there will undoubtedly be more massacres of innocent people in the name of "freedom."



1) Gun grabbers are the ones who like to exploit tragic shootings.

2) You are so full of bullshiat....claiming that people are buying AR rifles because it's the same model used in that shooting.  People are buying them because a potential ban in on the horizon.
 
2012-12-30 02:05:05 PM
FTFA:

Obama should follow up by launching a Government buy-back for all existing assault weapons in circulation (as worked successfully in Los Angeles last week). I would go further, confiscating the rest and enforcing tough prison sentences on those who still insist on keeping one.


Hey Piers....go f*ck yourself with a 2x4.
 
2012-12-30 02:18:20 PM
The gullible fish are biting this morning. :)
 
2012-12-30 02:22:06 PM

SlothB77: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 300x170]


Very first thing I thought of.
 
2012-12-30 02:25:56 PM
We can only hope.  However since he is a lying little weasel who never has kept his word in his whole life I doubt it.
 
2012-12-30 02:33:51 PM

Lorelle: The gullible fish are biting this morning. :)


You're not trolling, you're just unable to comprehend a world where people like things you don't.
 
2012-12-30 02:46:19 PM

duffblue: You're not trolling, you're just unable to comprehend a world where people like things you don't.


You're new here, aren't you?
 
2012-12-30 02:47:16 PM
I sympathize with his position. I often feel the same way.
 
2012-12-30 02:48:20 PM
Two can play this game my friend:

IF AMERICA DOESN'T CHANGE IT'S GUN LAWS, I SWEAR TO NEVER BUY AMERICAN PORK RINDS AGAIN./I mean it, I swear to god!
 
2012-12-30 02:49:40 PM

Lionel Mandrake: 1. Piers Morgan is an insufferable douchebag.

2. The people calling for his deportation are much, much douchier.


I'm OK with deporting him, as long as we can deport Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh as well.
 
2012-12-30 02:56:47 PM

Lorelle: duffblue: You're not trolling, you're just unable to comprehend a world where people like things you don't.

You're new here, aren't you?


No, I've had you favorited as "cat lady" for the better part of a decade.
 
2012-12-30 02:58:14 PM

Lionel Mandrake: 1. Piers Morgan is an insufferable douchebag.

2. The people calling for his deportation are much, much douchier.


Can't we deport them both?
 
2012-12-30 02:59:15 PM

duffblue: No, I've had you favorited as "cat lady" for the better part of a decade.


Another fan! Oh gee, oh gosh.
 
2012-12-30 02:59:36 PM
How does one deport their own self?  Is that like the old game of "stop hitting yourself!"?

One bright day,, in the middle of the night.  Two dead boys got up to fight.  Back-to-back they faced each other.  Drew their swords and shot each other.

I forgot the rest of the poem.  This thread is dildos.
 
2012-12-30 02:59:59 PM

LordZorch: It's amazing to see just how many farktard liberals failed their junior high civics classes - all you have to do is read their moronic drivel about "regulating guns"...


I must've imagined that part about having a "well-regulated militia"huh?

It doesn't mean that you should get any gun you want without any background checks either.

The tards who think you should be able to buy a gun without any regulation/background check are insufferable.
 
2012-12-30 03:00:21 PM
For many reasons, I wouldn't mind Piers Morgan being out of the country. This is not one of them, as I find myself agreeing with him on this issue more than I disagree. Still, please leave the US Piers. You're too much of an idiot on so many issues, and we have enough home-grown morons that we don't need imports.
 
2012-12-30 03:01:48 PM
for the life of me I can't manage to care one way or another
 
2012-12-30 03:02:32 PM
So it's a win-win situation?
 
2012-12-30 03:03:20 PM

Mrtraveler01: Lionel Mandrake: 1. Piers Morgan is an insufferable douchebag.

2. The people calling for his deportation are much, much douchier.

Can't we deport them booth?


Laws, dude, there are laws.

You gotta have a different hue to your skin.
 
2012-12-30 03:04:12 PM
Even a crazed gun fetish like we have here can hold a silver lining
 
2012-12-30 03:05:32 PM
Piers Morgan makes it easy to ridicule him.
 
2012-12-30 03:08:32 PM
Remind me again why anyone should care what Piers Morgan says.
 
2012-12-30 03:10:34 PM

The_Sponge: Lorelle: It won't. There's too much money to be made from slaughtering innocent people with guns, and the gun industry and the Nutty Raving Assholes don't give a damn about kids. In fact, they LIKE it when mass shootings occur, because gun sales go up. As Morgan noted, gun worshippers went crazy buying up AR-15s after the Newtown massacre (because they just HAD to have the same weapon that the killer had, natch). Sadly, there will undoubtedly be more massacres of innocent people in the name of "freedom."


1) Gun grabbers are the ones who like to exploit tragic shootings.

2) You are so full of bullshiat....claiming that people are buying AR rifles because it's the same model used in that shooting.  People are buying them because a potential ban in on the horizon.


*DINGDING*

DRINK!!
 
2012-12-30 03:10:59 PM
Phone Hacker!
 
2012-12-30 03:12:08 PM

Flint Ironstag: Don't send him back here!

Maybe we can get Jeremy Clarkson to punch him in the face again?


Hadn't heard about this. Please tell me there is video of the event.
 
2012-12-30 03:12:27 PM

The_Sponge: FTFA:

For three hours, our group were let loose on everything from Magnum 45 handguns and Glock pistols, to high-powered  'sniper' rifles and pump-action shotguns.


What the hell is a Magnum 45?  Call me crazy, but if you are going to call for gun bans, at least do some research first.


.44 Magnum or .44 AutoMag, maybe? That's the closest I can come up with.
 
2012-12-30 03:12:39 PM
A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.

THE RIGHT OF THE PEOPLE.

It does not state the rights of only people in a militia.
 
2012-12-30 03:13:40 PM
The Piers/Pratt interview mentioned.

The logical, fact driven, unemotional anti-gun argument at its best.

"You're a stupid man! Your stupid stupid minds!"
 
2012-12-30 03:14:43 PM

Lionel Mandrake: The_Sponge: Lorelle: It won't. There's too much money to be made from slaughtering innocent people with guns, and the gun industry and the Nutty Raving Assholes don't give a damn about kids. In fact, they LIKE it when mass shootings occur, because gun sales go up. As Morgan noted, gun worshippers went crazy buying up AR-15s after the Newtown massacre (because they just HAD to have the same weapon that the killer had, natch). Sadly, there will undoubtedly be more massacres of innocent people in the name of "freedom."


1) Gun grabbers are the ones who like to exploit tragic shootings.

2) You are so full of bullshiat....claiming that people are buying AR rifles because it's the same model used in that shooting.  People are buying them because a potential ban in on the horizon.

*DINGDING*

DRINK!!


He's absolutely spot-on about this bit though.  I went to the major gun show a couple weeks ago to get a little training revolver for the wife, and you'd think the only gun on the planet was the AR-15.  Everybody is going nuts, spending 50% over-market for that crap-ass rifle because they're all piss-scared that next month they won't have the opportunity.

Nobody outside of the anti-gun lobby gives a shiat what particular weapon the shooters used.  The gun nuts only care about any potential ban.
 
2012-12-30 03:15:20 PM

RINO: .44 Magnum or .44 AutoMag, maybe? That's the closest I can come up with.



That's what I was thinking....or he could have shot a Colt 1911 and somehow assumed it as a Magnum.
 
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