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(The Sun)   Carmen Electra's bedroom technique gets two thumbs up from the researchers at the Dennis Rodman School of Intimacy   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 40
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2012-12-30 10:06:29 AM
I hope that Carmen and Simon find happiness together.
That would be really, really, really cool.
 
2012-12-30 10:27:30 AM
Hell. She turned Prince from a freaky funky motherfarker into a Jehovah's Witness.
 
2012-12-30 11:27:17 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-30 12:04:31 PM
They almost 'shopped her belly button right off in that first picture. Jeez.
 
2012-12-30 12:27:14 PM
Simon will have a heartattck
 
2012-12-30 12:37:19 PM
She's a HORRIBLE actress who makes APPALLINGLY ATROCIOUS movies.


That said, I'd be very happy to disappoint her.
 
2012-12-30 12:38:21 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: Simon will have a heartattck


I'm looking for the downside here, not seeing it.

/Simon gone
//Carmen back on the market
///Win-win
 
2012-12-30 12:44:02 PM
Simon Colwell is Britian's way of getting revenge for the American Revolution.
 
2012-12-30 12:47:02 PM
img.thesun.co.uk

That's what I don't understand about old women. Look at those arms, those veins at the back of her hands, that line separating the muscles on her forearm, the general wrinkliness of the skin. I'm the same age, but don't have any of those features. Seriously, to me, she's lying about her age, or I am. That's an old lady body. Blargh.
 
2012-12-30 01:06:13 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Blargh


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2012-12-30 01:11:17 PM

jaytkay: Quantum Apostrophe: Blargh

studman69.jpg


That's the joke!
 
2012-12-30 01:23:58 PM
I wonder if it was fusilli.
 
2012-12-30 01:24:19 PM
I bet she talks too much in the sack. I don't like "talkers".
 
2012-12-30 01:30:13 PM
imageshack.us

Though you probably could by now.
 
2012-12-30 01:35:49 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x709]

That's what I don't understand about old women. Look at those arms, those veins at the back of her hands, that line separating the muscles on her forearm, the general wrinkliness of the skin. I'm the same age, but don't have any of those features. Seriously, to me, she's lying about her age, or I am. That's an old lady body. Blargh.


That's what happens to skin when you spend a large amount of your time in the sun. She's old enough that sunbathing was in and sunblock was barely a blip on the radar. You can bet for sure she was tanning at the beach or in her backyard with baby oil in her youth.
 
2012-12-30 02:19:48 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x709]

That's what I don't understand about old women. Look at those arms, those veins at the back of her hands, that line separating the muscles on her forearm, the general wrinkliness of the skin. I'm the same age, but don't have any of those features. Seriously, to me, she's lying about her age, or I am. That's an old lady body. Blargh.


i.qkme.me
 
2012-12-30 02:30:52 PM
That whole article read like Rodman trolling Cowell...

"yeah, she farked and ugly bastard like me! Think about that the next time you get in bed with her... thing really hard about me and what's been where..."
 
2012-12-30 02:39:39 PM

tenpoundsofcheese: I hope that Carmen and Simon find happiness together.
That would be really, really, really cool.


Remind me why their quality of life has any relevance to us again?
 
2012-12-30 02:45:37 PM
"We had been partying really hard and I was exhausted and just wanted to sleep. Carmen wasn't so tired and was in a playful mood. She was with a friend and thought it would be fun to try and shove some of the pasta up my backside."

Cooked or uncooked pasta?
 
2012-12-30 02:55:19 PM

Mad Mark: "We had been partying really hard and I was exhausted and just wanted to sleep. Carmen wasn't so tired and was in a playful mood. She was with a friend and thought it would be fun to try and shove some of the pasta up my backside."

Cooked or uncooked pasta?


Ziti, Rigatoni, or a Jumbo stuffed shell?
/or maybe some anal hair pasta...
 
2012-12-30 03:02:47 PM

Agent Smiths Laugh: tenpoundsofcheese: I hope that Carmen and Simon find happiness together.
That would be really, really, really cool.

Remind me why their quality of life has any relevance to us again?


because they are famous idiots?

whaddaiwin?
 
2012-12-30 03:05:09 PM

delathi: That whole article read like Rodman trolling Cowell...

"yeah, she farked and ugly bastard like me! Think about that the next time you get in bed with her... thing really hard about me and what's been where..."


she farked AND "ugly bastardized" him?

whoa...that sure gave me a lot to thing about...

what be ware the tides of Marge!!!

/idiot
//try reading
 
2012-12-30 03:18:21 PM
Attractive yes but she has the taint of Rodmam and Prince.
 
2012-12-30 03:20:33 PM
Hmmmm...apparently you can go back.
 
2012-12-30 03:48:58 PM

hasty ambush: Attractive yes but she has the taint of Rodmam and Prince.


Hung up as trophies?
 
2012-12-30 03:53:39 PM
I guess she got tired of dating someone as pretty as herself and by that I mean Dave Navarro
 
2012-12-30 04:51:50 PM

Haliburton Cummings: delathi: That whole article read like Rodman trolling Cowell...

"yeah, she farked and ugly bastard like me! Think about that the next time you get in bed with her... thing really hard about me and what's been where..."

she farked AND "ugly bastardized" him?

whoa...that sure gave me a lot to thing about...

what be ware the tides of Marge!!!

/idiot
//try reading


Hey! You caught both typos, congratulations!

I'll be sending you more proofreading material soon, try to have it back with the same sort of expedited service that you have shown here.
 
2012-12-30 05:25:47 PM
I was kind of wondering what Carmen Electra was up to lately. I'm sitting here watching football, and an ad for the FOX new year's show comes on, saying it is hosted by Marlon Waynes, and featuring performances by Lifehouse and Carmen Electra...

I had to thoughts; The first was, are they celebrating New Year's Eve 2002? The second was, who has Carmen Electra been farking in an attempt to become relevant again. Apparently she's farking the guy who pretty much runs FOX.
 
2012-12-30 06:08:31 PM
Carmen is my age and went a high school near me. If I'd lived just a few miles south I could have added her to the list of hot girls I was too chicken to ask out in high school.
 
2012-12-30 06:29:01 PM
lh4.googleusercontent.com

/ No idea when this photo was taken
// Don't care
 
2012-12-30 06:43:40 PM
delathi: That whole article read like Rodman trolling Cowell... "yeah, she farked and ugly bastard like me! Think about that the next time you get in bed with her... thing really hard about me and what's been where..."

No kidding, although the text is full of "quotes" that sound nothing at all like Rodman's actual speaking style, so the whole damn thing could be made up.
 
2012-12-30 07:07:27 PM
Anyone else look at Cowell and think "Son, I am dissapoint."?
 
2012-12-30 07:16:20 PM
Dennis said: "We had been partying really hard and I was exhausted and just wanted to sleep. Carmen wasn't so tired and was in a playful mood. She was with a friend and thought it would be fun to try and shove some of the pasta up my backside.

Can't decide between a Seinfeld "million to one shot, doc!" reference and a 4chan "spaghetti everywhere" reference...
 
2012-12-30 07:37:46 PM

BillDozer357: Anyone else look at Cowell and think "Son, I am dissapoint."?


Is that not him in the meme?
 
2012-12-30 09:19:10 PM

Gunderson: Mad Mark: "We had been partying really hard and I was exhausted and just wanted to sleep. Carmen wasn't so tired and was in a playful mood. She was with a friend and thought it would be fun to try and shove some of the pasta up my backside."

Cooked or uncooked pasta?

Ziti, Rigatoni, or a Jumbo stuffed shell?
/or maybe some anal hair pasta...


*spittake*
 
2012-12-30 10:16:33 PM

ChubbyTiger: BillDozer357: Anyone else look at Cowell and think "Son, I am dissapoint."?

Is that not him in the meme?


notsureifserious.jpg
 
2012-12-31 01:09:01 AM
If you believe that Simon Cowell and Carmen Electra are ACTUALLY an item, then you will probably believe me when I tell you that Rock Hudson was a ladies-man.
 
2012-12-31 03:39:28 AM
Tara Patrick
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Tera Patrick
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Know the Difference!
I'd be happy with either... together or separately.
 
2012-12-31 06:55:46 AM

hasty ambush: Attractive yes but she has the taint of Rodmam and Prince.


Don't forget to add Dave Navarro to that list.
 
2012-12-31 12:55:02 PM

turbotikigod: hasty ambush: Attractive yes but she has the taint of Rodmam and Prince.

Don't forget to add Dave Navarro to that list.


Don't forget the guy from Cyprus Hill also, he was on the Stern show and said she is a freak in bed.
 
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