Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(The Consumerist)   Sam's Club smoked salmon ... now with Listeria monocytogenes goodness   ( divider line
    More: PSA, Sam's Club, Listeria monocytogenes, UPC  
•       •       •

1278 clicks; posted to Business » on 30 Dec 2012 at 8:27 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

16 Comments     (+0 »)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
2012-12-30 08:35:44 AM  
Next you'll tell me I shouldn't buy food court sushi
2012-12-30 08:45:19 AM  
Darling, you didn't use canned salmon, did you?
cdn.hark.comView Full Size

2012-12-30 09:08:18 AM  
eKonk: Darling, you didn't use canned salmon, did you?
[ image 720x416]

Shakes tiny fist
2012-12-30 10:31:59 AM  
How about some bloody diarrhea to complete your holiday experience?
2012-12-30 11:21:13 AM  
Its Walmart, who would expect anything different?
2012-12-30 11:25:26 AM  
Label it as contaminated, then mark down the price so people think they're getting a "sweet deal".

You'd sell it all, guaranteed.
2012-12-30 11:27:39 AM  
I though those symptoms were a result of reading linked Blaze articles.
2012-12-30 11:52:17 AM  
What kind of farking idiot buys seafood from a Sam's club?
2012-12-30 11:59:59 AM  
What kind of farking idiot buys ANY food from a Sam's Club or WalMart?

2012-12-30 01:12:02 PM  

Cluckity: What kind of farking idiot buys seafood from a Sam's club?

Me. Hey, the free samples they had were good! I wanted more. Thankfully I didn't get sick though.
2012-12-30 02:38:15 PM  
That's what you get for getting rid of a decent vendor and going with the lowest cost one. I actually kept my sam's club membership for the smoked salmon until they changed vendors and it tasted like s**t. I had to drop ship from a processor in Atlanta ever since.
2012-12-30 04:20:07 PM  
Crazy, that most of the complaint is word for word with the company wide alert to pull all product from shelves, and nottify all people who may have purchased said product within the date range.

Lets not miss the point. How dare Sam's Club purchase anything from anyone who makes [fill in the bank] error. BOO THE KING OF RUBBISH, FILTH, SCUM, BOOOOOO!!!!

On that note, lets talk about the listeria scare from cantaloupe a few months back... oh wait, it wasn't just Wal-Mart that time.
2012-12-30 06:15:02 PM  
Damn, I wish that had been the Costco one, that was given to my mother-in-law back in August.
2012-12-30 06:24:44 PM  

Gig103: Damn, I wish that had been the Costco one, that was given to my mother-in-law back in August.

Heh. We should all be so lucky.

Didn't realize salmon was raised or caught in Florida -- is this something new?
2012-12-30 06:43:51 PM  
A few years ago, I was supposed to bring a dessert to my family's christmas gathering. I didn't want to carry something in my car all that way, so I stopped at a local Sam's and bought some of their bakery cookies for the party. In February of that next year, I got a letter from Sam's saying those cookies had been recalled and I shouldn't eat them. Thanks, Sam's!
2012-12-31 01:59:23 AM  
Today a friend of mine gave me some smoked salmon that he made at home, so I'm getting queasy...
Displayed 16 of 16 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking

On Twitter

Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.