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2012-12-30 09:58:15 AM
6 votes:
The primary reason to sleep in at least underwear is skid marks on the good sheets after Burrito Night at Chili's.

It's just common sense, people.
2012-12-30 11:19:31 AM
4 votes:
I'm an 8%. The trick is to have clothes at the ready, bedside, for emergencies.
2012-12-30 11:01:15 AM
4 votes:

Miss Stein: what's the point of pajamas


It's fun to unwrap presents.
2012-12-30 01:53:02 PM
3 votes:
Wearing clothing in bed defeats the purpose.
2012-12-30 11:19:01 AM
3 votes:
I sleep naked; it keeps my junk from getting tangled in clothes while I toss in my sleep. Wearing pajamas while sleeping is for weirdos.
2012-12-30 03:46:41 PM
2 votes:
Unless you're doing it for warmth, wearing clothes while sleeping seems bizarre to me.
2012-12-30 11:58:47 AM
2 votes:

breadprincess: Can't do it, I'm way too sensitive to textures so I have to wear pajamas to sleep.


This is a thing? Really?

Ennuipoet: The primary reason to sleep in at least underwear is skid marks on the good sheets after Burrito Night at Chili's.

It's just common sense, people.


Or, you know, you could just wipe your ass.
2012-12-30 11:50:56 AM
2 votes:

Primum: That's insane. Who would sleep with any clothes on? That is downright unnatural.



Why can't people have personal preferences without denigrating everyone with different preferences.
2012-12-30 11:04:14 AM
2 votes:
I only sleep naked post-sex. I prefer to sleep with something on, even on the hottest summer nights.

Perhaps I've been scarred by news coverage of people awoken in the middle of the night by an earthquake. I always have this image of a guy with droopy underwear looking baffled that his home is gone.
2012-12-30 09:56:56 AM
2 votes:
I've slept naked since I was about sixteen.  Doesn't matter how cold, I just pile on more blankets.
2012-12-30 09:16:23 AM
2 votes:
I would to see the number for "only underwear" as I am guessing that a lot of guys are like me and just wear boxers or similar
2012-12-31 03:03:44 PM
1 votes:
Seriously? The real reason to wear clothes to bed... if you have to get out of bed for some reason...

I've slept in the nude before, and quit doing it when in the middle of the night I heard something crash and had to go into the living room to investigate it. Not sure about the rest of you, but I'd hate to have to search for clothes if my house caught on fire or if someone broke in.

Now people that wear pajamas are just freaking weird... a T-shirt and boxers work just fine.
2012-12-30 05:44:59 PM
1 votes:

lilistonic: I wear (here's that word some of you children fear) panties while sleeping. It's just more comfortable for me.


I'm with you sister.

Occasionally I'll wrap myself in my special satin nightgown when I'm trying to look elegant for a certain gentleman.
Anything heavier just makes my balls sweat till morning.
2012-12-30 04:21:21 PM
1 votes:

kombat_unit: I sleep in full plate mail. I don't have a bargain with all of the neighborhood's dragons.


SAFETY FIRST!

Bedstead Polisher:
Agent Smiths Laugh: Bedstead Polisher: Agent Smiths Laugh: Though naked women with socks on...that may just be a turn-on for me. A foot fetishist I am not.

We may have dated. *raises eyebrow*

Maybe...how do you look in socks...just socks?

The same as I look when I'm not wearing socks. Though if we did date, you never saw my bare feet anyway.

Sigh. Must I use my imagination for everything?

Damn you imagination! You win again!

I'm sure GIS would help you out. :)
Anyway, the guy I dated used to say that socks on a girl were cute and he always had me keep them on. Last guy I was with ripped my socks off within seconds.


lolkitten.org
2012-12-30 03:18:05 PM
1 votes:
Did sleep naked, don't have hangups about it, but switched back to pajamas because they keep my temperature more even. Pajamas should be pretty loose, simple, soft, and worn without underwear (just have enough sets for your laundry routine).
2012-12-30 02:15:24 PM
1 votes:

spman: I'm going to guess the 8%ers here are probably 40 and up, if not older. Younger people today exhibit a lot more modesty today than the previous generation did, likely due to the absence of things like public showers, even in settings like gym in high school where they were once commonplace, but were all phased out in the 80's. It's not just an American thing either, the stereotype of the nude beaches in Europe overrun by weird old men isn't that far off. You old people can keep your exhibitionism, I like my clothes.


I am mid 40s and one of the 8%ers, so who knows, you may be on to something. Its not a matter of exhibitionism. Its just that we are not prudes and dont have unusual mental hang ups about the nude human body. We also have no issue with it if you like your clothes. While we hope you dont have any problem with our nudity, we are not about to cover up because you have some sort of mental issue.
2012-12-30 01:24:11 PM
1 votes:
In the kid-making stage it's naked naked naked whenever possible...but once you actually have kids, it's pretty much a given that you'll be getting up at odd hours for whatever reason...so at that point the naked is no longer an option for all kinds of reasons.

Me, if it's my turn to get up and deal with one of the kids' night-time issues, I will have a hellaciously tough time getting back to sleep if there's too much of a temperature change between the nice warm bed and the ice-cold hallway.
2012-12-30 01:20:58 PM
1 votes:
I'm in the 8%. (likely has something to do with the fact that I'm SO proud of my birthday suit).
2012-12-30 01:14:23 PM
1 votes:

Teufelaffe: Real Women Drink Akvavit: I had no idea I was so edgy by refusing to wear "stuff" while sleeping. Pajamas are for strolling around the house on your days off. That's why some of them are so cute. Who you gonna impress when you're sleeping? Just strip down, roll up in your comforter like a little burrito (if you're single, as I am) and saw some logs in comfort. Geez,  peeps. What is the  problem with being nekkid some people seem to have? I don't really remember it, but I'm pretty sure I was born nekkid. It is simply the natural state of being.

Some of us need to wear at least underwear to keep the more...floppy bits from getting into rather uncomfortable positions. Were I female, I'd probably sleep in the nude, but alas I am a mere male and thus wear underwear to bed.


Totally. Nothing worse than rolling over while said floppy bit is caught under you.
2012-12-30 01:10:31 PM
1 votes:

Cuchulane: What if you sleep wearing only a toque and socks? What does that count as?


You're Canadian.
2012-12-30 01:05:59 PM
1 votes:

Moonfisher: I have to get up on occasion to fetch glasses of water for my rotten spawn, so nightgown it is. Before them, though, it was undies and tank top.


Hermione_Granger: I don't sleep naked because I have big boobs and it's rather painful to have someone squashing your nipples with their arm. That's an unpleasant awakening, let me tell you.


Again, you farkettes taunt us without providing ample evidence.

/ample
2012-12-30 12:51:34 PM
1 votes:

chaosweaver: The only thing I wear at night is my girlfriend because she falls asleep on top of me


Narcolepsy must be hell on your sex-life.

FizixJunkee: Benjamin Orr: I really hope those 8% aren't parents

I'm a parent of the female variety; our daughter sees me naked on a regular basis. From the looks of things, she's going to inherit my body size and shape (a good thing, if I do say so myself).


Meaningless without pics.
2012-12-30 12:47:19 PM
1 votes:

Shadowtag: 92% of Americans realize it's farking WINTER. Film at 11.


There's this amazing invention, surprised you've never heard of it:

northwoodblanket.com
2012-12-30 12:14:20 PM
1 votes:

hbk72777: 8% of people are unhygienic


/nasty people rubbing their ball sweat and ass all over the sheets


Is it any worse than wearing underwear and keeping ball sweat and ass pressed against the body?

Besides, a certain amount of germs are good for keeping the immune system in tip-top shape. I have a somewhat unhygienic lifestyle and I maybe get sick once every couple of years. I'll bet that people who live in a sterile environment are far more vulnerable to getting sick when they do encounter bacteria...
2012-12-30 12:09:44 PM
1 votes:
I've slept naked since childhood.  I can't stand the feel of fabric bunching and twisting around my legs and body while I sleep.  And underwear and pj's want to ride up and painfully give one a wedgie/vedgie!   Blecch!!  I'm proudly one of the 8 per centers.
2012-12-30 12:07:43 PM
1 votes:
8% of people are unhygienic


/nasty people rubbing their ball sweat and ass all over the sheets
2012-12-30 11:57:22 AM
1 votes:

Shakin_Haitian: Why are there so many people who crap themselves? Jesus.

Anyway, I sleep naked. It's just so much more comfortable.


Sometimes you over-trust a fart, you know. Happens to the best of us.
2012-12-30 11:43:39 AM
1 votes:
I sleep fully clothed because one never knows when it's about to be go time.
2012-12-30 11:27:33 AM
1 votes:

DirtyOldGeek: vudukungfu: SnarfVader: I used to as a teenager, but that stopped when I enlisted in the Navy.

/Yeah, go ahead. I've heard them all before.

Thank you for your service, miss.

Miss?? From his bio:

have a loving wife and three daughters.

Check his bio. Hot wife? Check. Barrett .50 mm sniper rifle? Check.


OK, guys, I'll be *that guy* that explains the joke...
He was called "miss" because he self-renfrenced the fact he used to sleep naked till he joined the navy, and then referenced the fact he'd heard all the jokes, ie. about sailors being gay effeminate, sleeping with each other etc.
Hence the other poster then insulted him by calling him "miss", suggesting he is a girl, must be a girl, since he was in the Navy...

/ Thatsthejoke.jpg
2012-12-30 11:27:30 AM
1 votes:
I had no idea I was so edgy by refusing to wear "stuff" while sleeping. Pajamas are for strolling around the house on your days off. That's why some of them are so cute. Who you gonna impress when you're sleeping? Just strip down, roll up in your comforter like a little burrito (if you're single, as I am) and saw some logs in comfort. Geez,  peeps. What is the  problem with being nekkid some people seem to have? I don't really remember it, but I'm pretty sure I was born nekkid. It is simply the natural state of being.
2012-12-30 11:24:16 AM
1 votes:
Naked always.

/Exceptions made for very cold nights.
//Naked most of the time anyway.
///Hate clothing
2012-12-30 11:21:14 AM
1 votes:

DirtyOldGeek: vudukungfu: SnarfVader: I used to as a teenager, but that stopped when I enlisted in the Navy.

/Yeah, go ahead. I've heard them all before.

Thank you for your service, miss.

Miss?? From his bio:

have a loving wife and three daughters.

Check his bio. Hot wife? Check. Barrett .50 mm sniper rifle? Check.


That's not my wife. That's Kari Byron from Mythbusters.
2012-12-30 11:16:49 AM
1 votes:
I love sleeping naked, can't do it this time of year, though.
2012-12-30 11:12:41 AM
1 votes:
I don't go to bed naked, but I often wake up naked. Sometimes with odd bruises and piss all over the bathroom.
2012-12-30 11:05:13 AM
1 votes:

vudukungfu: SnarfVader: I used to as a teenager, but that stopped when I enlisted in the Navy.

/Yeah, go ahead. I've heard them all before.

Thank you for your service, miss.


OooooooK. I guess I hadn't heard them all before.
2012-12-30 11:00:33 AM
1 votes:

SnarfVader: I used to as a teenager, but that stopped when I enlisted in the Navy.

/Yeah, go ahead. I've heard them all before.


Thank you for your service, miss.
2012-12-30 10:55:12 AM
1 votes:
I have 4 kids.... 2 of which are young enough that they sometimes end up in my bed overnight. It's more of a necessity - I'd sleep nude if I thought I could get away with it.
2012-12-30 03:01:25 AM
1 votes:
Good god that webpage autoopened two competing videos.

Anyhow, I don't sleep in the nude because I wouldn't want to accidentally the bed.
 
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