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2012-12-30 11:23:52 AM

SnarfVader: That's Kari Byron from Mythbusters.


Who is *my* wife.
/WHom I've seen naked.
 
2012-12-30 11:23:56 AM

SnarfVader: DirtyOldGeek: vudukungfu: SnarfVader: I used to as a teenager, but that stopped when I enlisted in the Navy.

/Yeah, go ahead. I've heard them all before.

Thank you for your service, miss.

Miss?? From his bio:

have a loving wife and three daughters.

Check his bio. Hot wife? Check. Barrett .50 mm sniper rifle? Check.

That's not my wife. That's Kari Byron from Mythbusters.


Damn right she isn't your wife..... she is MY wife
 
2012-12-30 11:24:08 AM

Cuchulane: DirtyOldGeek: vudukungfu: SnarfVader: I used to as a teenager, but that stopped when I enlisted in the Navy.

/Yeah, go ahead. I've heard them all before.

Thank you for your service, miss.

Miss?? From his bio:

have a loving wife and three daughters.

Check his bio. Hot wife? Check. Barrett .50 mm sniper rifle? Check.

I hate to bust a myth on that, but...


You're exactly right. Just remember, I am not the one that made that claim. I only wrote that Kari was my hero.

/end threadjack
 
2012-12-30 11:24:16 AM
Naked always.

/Exceptions made for very cold nights.
//Naked most of the time anyway.
///Hate clothing
 
2012-12-30 11:24:32 AM

vudukungfu: SnarfVader: That's Kari Byron from Mythbusters.

Who is *my* wife.
/WHom I've seen naked.


Curses!!!!
 
2012-12-30 11:26:45 AM

Benjamin Orr: Curses!!!!


Yeah, and I'm playing Minecraft whilst doing this.
 
2012-12-30 11:27:18 AM
Having had my first apartment broken into during the FIRST night I ever tried sleeping in the nude, I have to say it has limited appeal for me. Trying to find something to wear in the dark while on the phone with a 911 operator takes the fun out of being naked.

Plus, how exciting is being nude if you are always nude?

Also, just like people who claim to not wear underwear under their day clothes, people who sleep in the nude will be certain to tell you about their habit within 5 minutes of meeting.
 
2012-12-30 11:27:30 AM
I had no idea I was so edgy by refusing to wear "stuff" while sleeping. Pajamas are for strolling around the house on your days off. That's why some of them are so cute. Who you gonna impress when you're sleeping? Just strip down, roll up in your comforter like a little burrito (if you're single, as I am) and saw some logs in comfort. Geez,  peeps. What is the  problem with being nekkid some people seem to have? I don't really remember it, but I'm pretty sure I was born nekkid. It is simply the natural state of being.
 
2012-12-30 11:27:33 AM

DirtyOldGeek: vudukungfu: SnarfVader: I used to as a teenager, but that stopped when I enlisted in the Navy.

/Yeah, go ahead. I've heard them all before.

Thank you for your service, miss.

Miss?? From his bio:

have a loving wife and three daughters.

Check his bio. Hot wife? Check. Barrett .50 mm sniper rifle? Check.


OK, guys, I'll be *that guy* that explains the joke...
He was called "miss" because he self-renfrenced the fact he used to sleep naked till he joined the navy, and then referenced the fact he'd heard all the jokes, ie. about sailors being gay effeminate, sleeping with each other etc.
Hence the other poster then insulted him by calling him "miss", suggesting he is a girl, must be a girl, since he was in the Navy...

/ Thatsthejoke.jpg
 
2012-12-30 11:27:52 AM
Used to sleep naked. Also used to sleep walk. Locked myself out once. Pajamas then became a public service.

/pubic service
//was six, latchkey, mom came home hours later after 2nd shift...
 
2012-12-30 11:28:14 AM
I wear clothes when I sleep, but otherwise, I'm naked.
 
2012-12-30 11:28:20 AM
8-percenter here...so much more comfortable in the buff, plus with high count sheets, what's the sense in wearing jammies?
 
2012-12-30 11:29:08 AM

Spanky_McFarksalot: I use to until I got a dog. he sleeps with me. don't want accidental buttsecks


Well, that just means he has to wear underwear.

Mine doesn't sleep in my bed, but I'm thinking about making him wear boxers around the house anyway. I don't like the way he flaunts his junk all day. Yeah, yeah, I get it, your dick is bigger than mine. At least mine is still attached to some testicles, you stupid pug.
 
2012-12-30 11:30:42 AM

Three-Fifty: Trying to find something to wear in the dark while on the phone with a 911 operator takes the fun out of being naked.


You weren't supposed to wake up, dammit.
 
2012-12-30 11:32:24 AM

Bedstead Polisher: I only sleep naked post-sex. I prefer to sleep with something on, even on the hottest summer nights.

Perhaps I've been scarred by news coverage of people awoken in the middle of the night by an earthquake. I always have this image of a guy with droopy underwear looking baffled that his home is gone.


I keep a change of business casual (polo, khakis, sock and undies) in my truck. That came from working a hundred miles from home and having torn my trousers once. Now, with my beard, I can go from tshirt and Levis to biz caz while in the field.
 
2012-12-30 11:33:26 AM

the_celt: Naked always.

/Exceptions made for very cold nights.
//Naked most of the time anyway.
///Hate clothing


*high five*

I'm kind of annoyed at having to wear clothing right now. Going to the store for some groceries  in a bit, so had to actually clothe myself. I am less  than amused.

cdn.uproxx.com
 
2012-12-30 11:35:55 AM
I wear underoos. Testicular torsion is bad, yo.
 
2012-12-30 11:38:08 AM

SnarfVader: Cuchulane: DirtyOldGeek: vudukungfu: SnarfVader: I used to as a teenager, but that stopped when I enlisted in the Navy.

/Yeah, go ahead. I've heard them all before.

Thank you for your service, miss.

Miss?? From his bio:

have a loving wife and three daughters.

Check his bio. Hot wife? Check. Barrett .50 mm sniper rifle? Check.

I hate to bust a myth on that, but...

You're exactly right. Just remember, I am not the one that made that claim. I only wrote that Kari was my hero.

/end threadjack


Yeah, I got that. I thought it was a pretty funny misunderstanding :-)
 
2012-12-30 11:38:20 AM

vudukungfu: Miss Stein: what's the point of pajamas

It's fun to unwrap presents.


Once you know what's in the package, it doesn't matter how you wrap it.
 
2012-12-30 11:38:40 AM

balisane: Oddly, I have zero preference, no matter what time of year, though I'm more likely to sleep naked if I'd had a shower right before bed. Being freshly exfoliated/shaved and nesting in clean, cool sheets = win.


Went through your tumblr, favorited.

/Why yes, I do sleep naked
//Slashies
 
2012-12-30 11:39:16 AM
thermal/pj combo when it's cold, boxers when it's warm. naked is for passing out after sex.
 
2012-12-30 11:39:47 AM
jesus that was some tortured page loading.
 
2012-12-30 11:40:05 AM

TofuTheAlmighty: I sleep naked; it keeps my junk from getting tangled in clothes while I toss in my sleep. Wearing pajamas while sleeping is for weirdos.


Seconded.

Slept naked since I was a teenager. FTR, I'm a dude so my profile doesn't contain hips, lips or tits.
 
2012-12-30 11:41:34 AM

DirtyOldGeek: vudukungfu: SnarfVader: I used to as a teenager, but that stopped when I enlisted in the Navy.

/Yeah, go ahead. I've heard them all before.

Thank you for your service, miss.

Miss?? From his bio:

have a loving wife and three daughters.

Check his bio. Hot wife? Check. Barrett .50 mm sniper rifle? Check.


And here, kids, we have a perfect example of the species known as homo jokowhooshicus.

It appears to exist in our reality, but in actuality it's only partially here. It's surprising that it has survived this long, given its ability to miss critical details in everything. It fails to understand any form of humor unless a detailed explanation of said humor is provided for it, thus causing any surrounding homo sapiens to emit a loud groaning sound and causing them to have a nearly uncontrollable urge to smack the jokowhooshicus silly with either their hands or a large clue-by-four.
 
2012-12-30 11:42:20 AM
And married women wear this
art.thewalters.org
 
2012-12-30 11:43:18 AM
Why are there so many people who crap themselves? Jesus.

Anyway, I sleep naked. It's just so much more comfortable.
 
2012-12-30 11:43:33 AM

cig-mkr: And married women wear this
[art.thewalters.org image 235x444]


oil can
 
2012-12-30 11:43:39 AM
I sleep fully clothed because one never knows when it's about to be go time.
 
2012-12-30 11:46:13 AM
That's insane. Who would sleep with any clothes on? That is downright unnatural. Having elastic of underwear pinching your fat for another eight hours? You need to let your body recover at night from the trauma of wearing clothes. I've been sleeping nude for 25 years.

Happiness is waking up with your erection pushing against a 600tc Egyptian cotton duvet-cover.

Best bed: mattress-cover -- bottom sheet -- then duvet inside duvet-cover on top. No blankets, no sheets, nothing to get twisted up. In the morning, fluff up duvet and voila your bed is made. This is how Europeans do it and they pretty much do everything better than dummy Americans.

People who sleep with clothes on or with tight top sheets pinning them inside the bed are cracked.
 
2012-12-30 11:46:28 AM
Hell, I've slept in the nude for decades. When I'm home alone, I'm usually naked or in my underwear. The underwear is mostly to keep pubes out of my projects...
 
2012-12-30 11:46:34 AM

Real Women Drink Akvavit: I had no idea I was so edgy by refusing to wear "stuff" while sleeping. Pajamas are for strolling around the house on your days off. That's why some of them are so cute. Who you gonna impress when you're sleeping? Just strip down, roll up in your comforter like a little burrito (if you're single, as I am) and saw some logs in comfort. Geez,  peeps. What is the  problem with being nekkid some people seem to have? I don't really remember it, but I'm pretty sure I was born nekkid. It is simply the natural state of being.


Some of us need to wear at least underwear to keep the more...floppy bits from getting into rather uncomfortable positions. Were I female, I'd probably sleep in the nude, but alas I am a mere male and thus wear underwear to bed.
 
2012-12-30 11:46:40 AM

Korzine: I sleep fully clothed because one never knows when it's about to be go time.


go home time?
 
2012-12-30 11:47:46 AM
Metalupis: I would to see the number for "only underwear" as I am guessing that a lot of guys are like me and just wear boxers or similar

I guess I'm a member of a very small percent that goes to bed in nothing but jack boots, a pistol belt, and a helmet
 
2012-12-30 11:50:56 AM

Primum: That's insane. Who would sleep with any clothes on? That is downright unnatural.



Why can't people have personal preferences without denigrating everyone with different preferences.
 
2012-12-30 11:51:47 AM

topcon: Only 10 percent of people sleep on their back? That sounds odd.

I can't fall asleep laying on my side unless I'm really tired.


Geez, I'm a member of another minority? Between sleeping nude, sleeping on my back, being left-handed, being agnostic, not owning a car, having a scuba-sex fetish, being a cannabis aficionado, having interests in cryptography, mazes, and silent slapstick comedy, being an anti-natalist, and having about the weirdest job/art form in the world, somebody might think I'm eccentric...
 
2012-12-30 11:52:32 AM

Teufelaffe: Real Women Drink Akvavit: I had no idea I was so edgy by refusing to wear "stuff" while sleeping. Pajamas are for strolling around the house on your days off. That's why some of them are so cute. Who you gonna impress when you're sleeping? Just strip down, roll up in your comforter like a little burrito (if you're single, as I am) and saw some logs in comfort. Geez,  peeps. What is the  problem with being nekkid some people seem to have? I don't really remember it, but I'm pretty sure I was born nekkid. It is simply the natural state of being.

Some of us need to wear at least underwear to keep the more...floppy bits from getting into rather uncomfortable positions. Were I female, I'd probably sleep in the nude, but alas I am a mere male and thus wear underwear to bed.


Well, you need a female to help keep your more floppy bits in one place then, dontcha?

:-D
 
2012-12-30 11:54:34 AM
The SO doesn't sleep in the nude because there are cats in the house and occasionally they like to play a rousing game of "chase the giblets," if you know what I mean. And I think you do.
 
2012-12-30 11:56:57 AM
The ONE time I slept naked the house caught on fire. And, I guess I am a prude, I spent valuable escape time looking for clothes to put on rather than immediately climbing out the window into the winter night buck naked.
 
2012-12-30 11:57:22 AM

Shakin_Haitian: Why are there so many people who crap themselves? Jesus.

Anyway, I sleep naked. It's just so much more comfortable.


Sometimes you over-trust a fart, you know. Happens to the best of us.
 
2012-12-30 11:58:47 AM

breadprincess: Can't do it, I'm way too sensitive to textures so I have to wear pajamas to sleep.


This is a thing? Really?

Ennuipoet: The primary reason to sleep in at least underwear is skid marks on the good sheets after Burrito Night at Chili's.

It's just common sense, people.


Or, you know, you could just wipe your ass.
 
2012-12-30 11:59:31 AM

Needlessly Complicated: The SO doesn't sleep in the nude because there are cats in the house and occasionally they like to play a rousing game of "chase the giblets," if you know what I mean. And I think you do.


Why don't you save the SO's gibblets, and your sanity by getting rid of them? You know cats infect humans with a mind altering pathogen right?
 
2012-12-30 12:00:40 PM

Sobrrr: The ONE time I slept naked the house caught on fire. And, I guess I am a prude, I spent valuable escape time looking for clothes to put on rather than immediately climbing out the window into the winter night buck naked.


That's why you keep an escape "suit" right next to the bed.

I know, planning ahead sucks and makes people's brains hurt.
 
2012-12-30 12:01:08 PM
The Ambien walrus suggested that I shouldn't sleep naked especially considering that the windows are so easy to get out of when the trees are talking to me.
 
2012-12-30 12:02:51 PM
8%er here!
 
2012-12-30 12:02:51 PM

Real Women Drink Akvavit: the_celt: Naked always.

/Exceptions made for very cold nights.
//Naked most of the time anyway.
///Hate clothing

*high five*

I'm kind of annoyed at having to wear clothing right now. Going to the store for some groceries  in a bit, so had to actually clothe myself. I am less  than amused.

[cdn.uproxx.com image 568x640]


*high five back atcha*

If you have to wear clothes, wear them as an accessory. It's the only way to enjoy it...
 
2012-12-30 12:04:44 PM

Three-Fifty: Having had my first apartment broken into during the FIRST night I ever tried sleeping in the nude, I have to say it has limited appeal for me. Trying to find something to wear in the dark while on the phone with a 911 operator takes the fun out of being naked.

Plus, how exciting is being nude if you are always nude?

Also, just like people who claim to not wear underwear under their day clothes, people who sleep in the nude will be certain to tell you about their habit within 5 minutes of meeting.


Hey, I just met you and this is crazy, when I'm sleeping, I sleep nakie.
 
2012-12-30 12:04:51 PM

Needlessly Complicated: Shakin_Haitian: Why are there so many people who crap themselves? Jesus.

Anyway, I sleep naked. It's just so much more comfortable.

Sometimes you over-trust a fart, you know. Happens to the best of us.


I suggest going with a discrete Beneath-the-Cheek Sneak instead of a full-blown Flubdubber because the Sneak is easier to pinch off in case it starts to come out liquid or solid...
 
2012-12-30 12:07:43 PM
8% of people are unhygienic


/nasty people rubbing their ball sweat and ass all over the sheets
 
2012-12-30 12:09:44 PM
I've slept naked since childhood.  I can't stand the feel of fabric bunching and twisting around my legs and body while I sleep.  And underwear and pj's want to ride up and painfully give one a wedgie/vedgie!   Blecch!!  I'm proudly one of the 8 per centers.
 
2012-12-30 12:10:58 PM
i'm naked in bed right now. why wear clothes ever in your bedroom?
 
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