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2012-12-30 03:01:25 AM
Good god that webpage autoopened two competing videos.

Anyhow, I don't sleep in the nude because I wouldn't want to accidentally the bed.
 
2012-12-30 04:31:20 AM
No thanks. I turn in my sleep, and I don't want to be woken up by rug-burn.
 
2012-12-30 08:46:40 AM

MadSkillz: Good god that webpage autoopened two competing videos.

Anyhow, I don't sleep in the nude because I wouldn't want to accidentally the bed.


Here's the Technorati article it references:  http://technorati.com/lifestyle/article/only-eight-percent-do-it-nake d /
 
2012-12-30 08:54:59 AM
Member of the 8% here. I sleep in a heated waterbed with down comforters, so what's the point of pajamas?
 
2012-12-30 09:03:23 AM

Miss Stein: Member of the 8% here. I sleep in a heated waterbed with down comforters, so what's the point of pajamas?


Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2012-12-30 09:16:23 AM
I would to see the number for "only underwear" as I am guessing that a lot of guys are like me and just wear boxers or similar
 
2012-12-30 09:48:49 AM

Metalupis: I would to see the number for "only underwear" as I am guessing that a lot of guys are like me and just wear boxers or similar


I wear a t-shirt and gym shorts to bed every night of the year, even last night when the power went out during the storm.  It's just how i sleep, can't change it.
 
2012-12-30 09:56:56 AM
I've slept naked since I was about sixteen.  Doesn't matter how cold, I just pile on more blankets.
 
2012-12-30 09:58:15 AM
The primary reason to sleep in at least underwear is skid marks on the good sheets after Burrito Night at Chili's.

It's just common sense, people.
 
2012-12-30 10:52:44 AM
I wear pajamas because they are comfortable and fancy. I'm wearing pajamas right now.
 
2012-12-30 10:55:12 AM
I have 4 kids.... 2 of which are young enough that they sometimes end up in my bed overnight. It's more of a necessity - I'd sleep nude if I thought I could get away with it.
 
2012-12-30 10:56:24 AM
I sleep half naked. Guess I'm only a half prude.
 
2012-12-30 10:56:28 AM
I enjoy sleeping naked. My roommate? Not so much.

/I keed. A little.
 
2012-12-30 10:58:29 AM
I used to as a teenager, but that stopped when I enlisted in the Navy.

/Yeah, go ahead. I've heard them all before.
 
2012-12-30 10:59:28 AM
All descripts please provide pics.
 
2012-12-30 11:00:33 AM

SnarfVader: I used to as a teenager, but that stopped when I enlisted in the Navy.

/Yeah, go ahead. I've heard them all before.


Thank you for your service, miss.
 
2012-12-30 11:01:15 AM

Miss Stein: what's the point of pajamas


It's fun to unwrap presents.
 
2012-12-30 11:02:59 AM

MadSkillz: Good god that webpage autoopened two competing videos.

Anyhow, I don't sleep in the nude because I wouldn't want to accidentally the bed.


The whole thing?

/just here for the naked sleeper chicks
//rule 34 man, rule 34
 
2012-12-30 11:04:00 AM
Oddly, I have zero preference, no matter what time of year, though I'm more likely to sleep naked if I'd had a shower right before bed. Being freshly exfoliated/shaved and nesting in clean, cool sheets = win.
 
2012-12-30 11:04:14 AM
I only sleep naked post-sex. I prefer to sleep with something on, even on the hottest summer nights.

Perhaps I've been scarred by news coverage of people awoken in the middle of the night by an earthquake. I always have this image of a guy with droopy underwear looking baffled that his home is gone.
 
2012-12-30 11:04:44 AM
This is a good policy. 92% of Americans should *never* be naked under any circumstances. Muumuus were invented for a reason.
 
2012-12-30 11:04:47 AM
it's not prudish to want to avoid having your willing squashed between your knees.
 
2012-12-30 11:05:13 AM

vudukungfu: SnarfVader: I used to as a teenager, but that stopped when I enlisted in the Navy.

/Yeah, go ahead. I've heard them all before.

Thank you for your service, miss.


OooooooK. I guess I hadn't heard them all before.
 
2012-12-30 11:05:21 AM
My GF is always cold. Occasionally in the summer she will sleep nude. Big fan of nude sleeping.
 
2012-12-30 11:06:29 AM
Do socks count?

This is important.
 
2012-12-30 11:07:13 AM
why wear pajamas when your just gonna get semen everywhere
 
2012-12-30 11:08:28 AM

Bedstead Polisher: I only sleep naked post-sex. I prefer to sleep with something on, even on the hottest summer nights.

Perhaps I've been scarred by news coverage of people awoken in the middle of the night by an earthquake. I always have this image of a guy with droopy underwear looking baffled that his home is gone.


media.tumblr.com
/ban posters
 
2012-12-30 11:09:01 AM
If you aren't sleeping in the buff you are doing it wrong.

/tell the kids to stay in their own rooms, mommy and daddy have THEIR room for a reason.
//tell the wife to make a sammich and sleep buff too.
 
2012-12-30 11:09:40 AM
Team Sleep in Underwear Only
 
2012-12-30 11:10:34 AM

vudukungfu: SnarfVader: I used to as a teenager, but that stopped when I enlisted in the Navy.

/Yeah, go ahead. I've heard them all before.

Thank you for your service, miss.


Miss?? From his bio:

have a loving wife and three daughters.

Check his bio. Hot wife? Check. Barrett .50 mm sniper rifle? Check.
 
2012-12-30 11:10:58 AM
Well I am nude under my briefs, plus if I get hurled on my front yard from a tornado hitting I would like a bit of coverage.
 
2012-12-30 11:11:13 AM

traylor: Do socks count?

This is important.


I can tell you they certainly do not count at the beach, stupid life guards and their "put on a bathing suit you pervert" this and "mommy why does that man have three legs?" that.
 
2012-12-30 11:11:48 AM
What if you sleep wearing only a toque and socks? What does that count as?
 
2012-12-30 11:12:07 AM

DirtyOldGeek: Miss??


Ever get the feeling you are standing under a helicopter?
 
2012-12-30 11:12:10 AM
The only time I haven't slept nude since I was a teenager was when I was in college. Sleeping in the dorm it just wasn't prudent. I'm not sure when the wife started sleeping nude. But we do it together.
 
2012-12-30 11:12:16 AM
Sleeping naked makes it easier to touch myself.
 
2012-12-30 11:12:28 AM
Prude? How about not fat? I get cold naked.
 
2012-12-30 11:12:41 AM
I don't go to bed naked, but I often wake up naked. Sometimes with odd bruises and piss all over the bathroom.
 
2012-12-30 11:13:50 AM

DirtyOldGeek: vudukungfu: SnarfVader: I used to as a teenager, but that stopped when I enlisted in the Navy.

/Yeah, go ahead. I've heard them all before.

Thank you for your service, miss.

Miss?? From his bio:

have a loving wife and three daughters.

Check his bio. Hot wife? Check. Barrett .50 mm sniper rifle? Check.


I hate to bust a myth on that, but...
 
2012-12-30 11:14:07 AM
have to wear underwear otherwise shrinkage
 
2012-12-30 11:14:07 AM
I sleep naked. I never really gave any thought as to why, though.

Wait, do ankle holsters and ammo belts count as clothes?
 
2012-12-30 11:14:28 AM
I use to until I got a dog. he sleeps with me. don't want accidental buttsecks
 
2012-12-30 11:16:49 AM
I love sleeping naked, can't do it this time of year, though.
 
2012-12-30 11:17:02 AM
Can't do it, I'm way too sensitive to textures so I have to wear pajamas to sleep.
 
2012-12-30 11:19:01 AM
I sleep naked; it keeps my junk from getting tangled in clothes while I toss in my sleep. Wearing pajamas while sleeping is for weirdos.
 
2012-12-30 11:19:31 AM
I'm an 8%. The trick is to have clothes at the ready, bedside, for emergencies.
 
2012-12-30 11:20:17 AM
Only 10 percent of people sleep on their back? That sounds odd.

I can't fall asleep laying on my side unless I'm really tired.
 
2012-12-30 11:21:14 AM
Your tax dollars at work
 
2012-12-30 11:21:14 AM

DirtyOldGeek: vudukungfu: SnarfVader: I used to as a teenager, but that stopped when I enlisted in the Navy.

/Yeah, go ahead. I've heard them all before.

Thank you for your service, miss.

Miss?? From his bio:

have a loving wife and three daughters.

Check his bio. Hot wife? Check. Barrett .50 mm sniper rifle? Check.


That's not my wife. That's Kari Byron from Mythbusters.
 
2012-12-30 11:23:38 AM

StoPPeRmobile: Bedstead Polisher: I only sleep naked post-sex. I prefer to sleep with something on, even on the hottest summer nights.

Perhaps I've been scarred by news coverage of people awoken in the middle of the night by an earthquake. I always have this image of a guy with droopy underwear looking baffled that his home is gone.

[media.tumblr.com image 460x309]
/ban posters


Not the pic I was dreamin of..
 
2012-12-30 11:23:52 AM

SnarfVader: That's Kari Byron from Mythbusters.


Who is *my* wife.
/WHom I've seen naked.
 
2012-12-30 11:23:56 AM

SnarfVader: DirtyOldGeek: vudukungfu: SnarfVader: I used to as a teenager, but that stopped when I enlisted in the Navy.

/Yeah, go ahead. I've heard them all before.

Thank you for your service, miss.

Miss?? From his bio:

have a loving wife and three daughters.

Check his bio. Hot wife? Check. Barrett .50 mm sniper rifle? Check.

That's not my wife. That's Kari Byron from Mythbusters.


Damn right she isn't your wife..... she is MY wife
 
2012-12-30 11:24:08 AM

Cuchulane: DirtyOldGeek: vudukungfu: SnarfVader: I used to as a teenager, but that stopped when I enlisted in the Navy.

/Yeah, go ahead. I've heard them all before.

Thank you for your service, miss.

Miss?? From his bio:

have a loving wife and three daughters.

Check his bio. Hot wife? Check. Barrett .50 mm sniper rifle? Check.

I hate to bust a myth on that, but...


You're exactly right. Just remember, I am not the one that made that claim. I only wrote that Kari was my hero.

/end threadjack
 
2012-12-30 11:24:16 AM
Naked always.

/Exceptions made for very cold nights.
//Naked most of the time anyway.
///Hate clothing
 
2012-12-30 11:24:32 AM

vudukungfu: SnarfVader: That's Kari Byron from Mythbusters.

Who is *my* wife.
/WHom I've seen naked.


Curses!!!!
 
2012-12-30 11:26:45 AM

Benjamin Orr: Curses!!!!


Yeah, and I'm playing Minecraft whilst doing this.
 
2012-12-30 11:27:18 AM
Having had my first apartment broken into during the FIRST night I ever tried sleeping in the nude, I have to say it has limited appeal for me. Trying to find something to wear in the dark while on the phone with a 911 operator takes the fun out of being naked.

Plus, how exciting is being nude if you are always nude?

Also, just like people who claim to not wear underwear under their day clothes, people who sleep in the nude will be certain to tell you about their habit within 5 minutes of meeting.
 
2012-12-30 11:27:30 AM
I had no idea I was so edgy by refusing to wear "stuff" while sleeping. Pajamas are for strolling around the house on your days off. That's why some of them are so cute. Who you gonna impress when you're sleeping? Just strip down, roll up in your comforter like a little burrito (if you're single, as I am) and saw some logs in comfort. Geez,  peeps. What is the  problem with being nekkid some people seem to have? I don't really remember it, but I'm pretty sure I was born nekkid. It is simply the natural state of being.
 
2012-12-30 11:27:33 AM

DirtyOldGeek: vudukungfu: SnarfVader: I used to as a teenager, but that stopped when I enlisted in the Navy.

/Yeah, go ahead. I've heard them all before.

Thank you for your service, miss.

Miss?? From his bio:

have a loving wife and three daughters.

Check his bio. Hot wife? Check. Barrett .50 mm sniper rifle? Check.


OK, guys, I'll be *that guy* that explains the joke...
He was called "miss" because he self-renfrenced the fact he used to sleep naked till he joined the navy, and then referenced the fact he'd heard all the jokes, ie. about sailors being gay effeminate, sleeping with each other etc.
Hence the other poster then insulted him by calling him "miss", suggesting he is a girl, must be a girl, since he was in the Navy...

/ Thatsthejoke.jpg
 
2012-12-30 11:27:52 AM
Used to sleep naked. Also used to sleep walk. Locked myself out once. Pajamas then became a public service.

/pubic service
//was six, latchkey, mom came home hours later after 2nd shift...
 
2012-12-30 11:28:14 AM
I wear clothes when I sleep, but otherwise, I'm naked.
 
2012-12-30 11:28:20 AM
8-percenter here...so much more comfortable in the buff, plus with high count sheets, what's the sense in wearing jammies?
 
2012-12-30 11:29:08 AM

Spanky_McFarksalot: I use to until I got a dog. he sleeps with me. don't want accidental buttsecks


Well, that just means he has to wear underwear.

Mine doesn't sleep in my bed, but I'm thinking about making him wear boxers around the house anyway. I don't like the way he flaunts his junk all day. Yeah, yeah, I get it, your dick is bigger than mine. At least mine is still attached to some testicles, you stupid pug.
 
2012-12-30 11:30:42 AM

Three-Fifty: Trying to find something to wear in the dark while on the phone with a 911 operator takes the fun out of being naked.


You weren't supposed to wake up, dammit.
 
2012-12-30 11:32:24 AM

Bedstead Polisher: I only sleep naked post-sex. I prefer to sleep with something on, even on the hottest summer nights.

Perhaps I've been scarred by news coverage of people awoken in the middle of the night by an earthquake. I always have this image of a guy with droopy underwear looking baffled that his home is gone.


I keep a change of business casual (polo, khakis, sock and undies) in my truck. That came from working a hundred miles from home and having torn my trousers once. Now, with my beard, I can go from tshirt and Levis to biz caz while in the field.
 
2012-12-30 11:33:26 AM

the_celt: Naked always.

/Exceptions made for very cold nights.
//Naked most of the time anyway.
///Hate clothing


*high five*

I'm kind of annoyed at having to wear clothing right now. Going to the store for some groceries  in a bit, so had to actually clothe myself. I am less  than amused.

cdn.uproxx.com
 
2012-12-30 11:35:55 AM
I wear underoos. Testicular torsion is bad, yo.
 
2012-12-30 11:38:08 AM

SnarfVader: Cuchulane: DirtyOldGeek: vudukungfu: SnarfVader: I used to as a teenager, but that stopped when I enlisted in the Navy.

/Yeah, go ahead. I've heard them all before.

Thank you for your service, miss.

Miss?? From his bio:

have a loving wife and three daughters.

Check his bio. Hot wife? Check. Barrett .50 mm sniper rifle? Check.

I hate to bust a myth on that, but...

You're exactly right. Just remember, I am not the one that made that claim. I only wrote that Kari was my hero.

/end threadjack


Yeah, I got that. I thought it was a pretty funny misunderstanding :-)
 
2012-12-30 11:38:20 AM

vudukungfu: Miss Stein: what's the point of pajamas

It's fun to unwrap presents.


Once you know what's in the package, it doesn't matter how you wrap it.
 
2012-12-30 11:38:40 AM

balisane: Oddly, I have zero preference, no matter what time of year, though I'm more likely to sleep naked if I'd had a shower right before bed. Being freshly exfoliated/shaved and nesting in clean, cool sheets = win.


Went through your tumblr, favorited.

/Why yes, I do sleep naked
//Slashies
 
2012-12-30 11:39:16 AM
thermal/pj combo when it's cold, boxers when it's warm. naked is for passing out after sex.
 
2012-12-30 11:39:47 AM
jesus that was some tortured page loading.
 
2012-12-30 11:40:05 AM

TofuTheAlmighty: I sleep naked; it keeps my junk from getting tangled in clothes while I toss in my sleep. Wearing pajamas while sleeping is for weirdos.


Seconded.

Slept naked since I was a teenager. FTR, I'm a dude so my profile doesn't contain hips, lips or tits.
 
2012-12-30 11:41:34 AM

DirtyOldGeek: vudukungfu: SnarfVader: I used to as a teenager, but that stopped when I enlisted in the Navy.

/Yeah, go ahead. I've heard them all before.

Thank you for your service, miss.

Miss?? From his bio:

have a loving wife and three daughters.

Check his bio. Hot wife? Check. Barrett .50 mm sniper rifle? Check.


And here, kids, we have a perfect example of the species known as homo jokowhooshicus.

It appears to exist in our reality, but in actuality it's only partially here. It's surprising that it has survived this long, given its ability to miss critical details in everything. It fails to understand any form of humor unless a detailed explanation of said humor is provided for it, thus causing any surrounding homo sapiens to emit a loud groaning sound and causing them to have a nearly uncontrollable urge to smack the jokowhooshicus silly with either their hands or a large clue-by-four.
 
2012-12-30 11:42:20 AM
And married women wear this
art.thewalters.org
 
2012-12-30 11:43:18 AM
Why are there so many people who crap themselves? Jesus.

Anyway, I sleep naked. It's just so much more comfortable.
 
2012-12-30 11:43:33 AM

cig-mkr: And married women wear this
[art.thewalters.org image 235x444]


oil can
 
2012-12-30 11:43:39 AM
I sleep fully clothed because one never knows when it's about to be go time.
 
2012-12-30 11:46:13 AM
That's insane. Who would sleep with any clothes on? That is downright unnatural. Having elastic of underwear pinching your fat for another eight hours? You need to let your body recover at night from the trauma of wearing clothes. I've been sleeping nude for 25 years.

Happiness is waking up with your erection pushing against a 600tc Egyptian cotton duvet-cover.

Best bed: mattress-cover -- bottom sheet -- then duvet inside duvet-cover on top. No blankets, no sheets, nothing to get twisted up. In the morning, fluff up duvet and voila your bed is made. This is how Europeans do it and they pretty much do everything better than dummy Americans.

People who sleep with clothes on or with tight top sheets pinning them inside the bed are cracked.
 
2012-12-30 11:46:28 AM
Hell, I've slept in the nude for decades. When I'm home alone, I'm usually naked or in my underwear. The underwear is mostly to keep pubes out of my projects...
 
2012-12-30 11:46:34 AM

Real Women Drink Akvavit: I had no idea I was so edgy by refusing to wear "stuff" while sleeping. Pajamas are for strolling around the house on your days off. That's why some of them are so cute. Who you gonna impress when you're sleeping? Just strip down, roll up in your comforter like a little burrito (if you're single, as I am) and saw some logs in comfort. Geez,  peeps. What is the  problem with being nekkid some people seem to have? I don't really remember it, but I'm pretty sure I was born nekkid. It is simply the natural state of being.


Some of us need to wear at least underwear to keep the more...floppy bits from getting into rather uncomfortable positions. Were I female, I'd probably sleep in the nude, but alas I am a mere male and thus wear underwear to bed.
 
2012-12-30 11:46:40 AM

Korzine: I sleep fully clothed because one never knows when it's about to be go time.


go home time?
 
2012-12-30 11:47:46 AM
Metalupis: I would to see the number for "only underwear" as I am guessing that a lot of guys are like me and just wear boxers or similar

I guess I'm a member of a very small percent that goes to bed in nothing but jack boots, a pistol belt, and a helmet
 
2012-12-30 11:50:56 AM

Primum: That's insane. Who would sleep with any clothes on? That is downright unnatural.



Why can't people have personal preferences without denigrating everyone with different preferences.
 
2012-12-30 11:51:47 AM

topcon: Only 10 percent of people sleep on their back? That sounds odd.

I can't fall asleep laying on my side unless I'm really tired.


Geez, I'm a member of another minority? Between sleeping nude, sleeping on my back, being left-handed, being agnostic, not owning a car, having a scuba-sex fetish, being a cannabis aficionado, having interests in cryptography, mazes, and silent slapstick comedy, being an anti-natalist, and having about the weirdest job/art form in the world, somebody might think I'm eccentric...
 
2012-12-30 11:52:32 AM

Teufelaffe: Real Women Drink Akvavit: I had no idea I was so edgy by refusing to wear "stuff" while sleeping. Pajamas are for strolling around the house on your days off. That's why some of them are so cute. Who you gonna impress when you're sleeping? Just strip down, roll up in your comforter like a little burrito (if you're single, as I am) and saw some logs in comfort. Geez,  peeps. What is the  problem with being nekkid some people seem to have? I don't really remember it, but I'm pretty sure I was born nekkid. It is simply the natural state of being.

Some of us need to wear at least underwear to keep the more...floppy bits from getting into rather uncomfortable positions. Were I female, I'd probably sleep in the nude, but alas I am a mere male and thus wear underwear to bed.


Well, you need a female to help keep your more floppy bits in one place then, dontcha?

:-D
 
2012-12-30 11:54:34 AM
The SO doesn't sleep in the nude because there are cats in the house and occasionally they like to play a rousing game of "chase the giblets," if you know what I mean. And I think you do.
 
2012-12-30 11:56:57 AM
The ONE time I slept naked the house caught on fire. And, I guess I am a prude, I spent valuable escape time looking for clothes to put on rather than immediately climbing out the window into the winter night buck naked.
 
2012-12-30 11:57:22 AM

Shakin_Haitian: Why are there so many people who crap themselves? Jesus.

Anyway, I sleep naked. It's just so much more comfortable.


Sometimes you over-trust a fart, you know. Happens to the best of us.
 
2012-12-30 11:58:47 AM

breadprincess: Can't do it, I'm way too sensitive to textures so I have to wear pajamas to sleep.


This is a thing? Really?

Ennuipoet: The primary reason to sleep in at least underwear is skid marks on the good sheets after Burrito Night at Chili's.

It's just common sense, people.


Or, you know, you could just wipe your ass.
 
2012-12-30 11:59:31 AM

Needlessly Complicated: The SO doesn't sleep in the nude because there are cats in the house and occasionally they like to play a rousing game of "chase the giblets," if you know what I mean. And I think you do.


Why don't you save the SO's gibblets, and your sanity by getting rid of them? You know cats infect humans with a mind altering pathogen right?
 
2012-12-30 12:00:40 PM

Sobrrr: The ONE time I slept naked the house caught on fire. And, I guess I am a prude, I spent valuable escape time looking for clothes to put on rather than immediately climbing out the window into the winter night buck naked.


That's why you keep an escape "suit" right next to the bed.

I know, planning ahead sucks and makes people's brains hurt.
 
2012-12-30 12:01:08 PM
The Ambien walrus suggested that I shouldn't sleep naked especially considering that the windows are so easy to get out of when the trees are talking to me.
 
2012-12-30 12:02:51 PM
8%er here!
 
2012-12-30 12:02:51 PM

Real Women Drink Akvavit: the_celt: Naked always.

/Exceptions made for very cold nights.
//Naked most of the time anyway.
///Hate clothing

*high five*

I'm kind of annoyed at having to wear clothing right now. Going to the store for some groceries  in a bit, so had to actually clothe myself. I am less  than amused.

[cdn.uproxx.com image 568x640]


*high five back atcha*

If you have to wear clothes, wear them as an accessory. It's the only way to enjoy it...
 
2012-12-30 12:04:44 PM

Three-Fifty: Having had my first apartment broken into during the FIRST night I ever tried sleeping in the nude, I have to say it has limited appeal for me. Trying to find something to wear in the dark while on the phone with a 911 operator takes the fun out of being naked.

Plus, how exciting is being nude if you are always nude?

Also, just like people who claim to not wear underwear under their day clothes, people who sleep in the nude will be certain to tell you about their habit within 5 minutes of meeting.


Hey, I just met you and this is crazy, when I'm sleeping, I sleep nakie.
 
2012-12-30 12:04:51 PM

Needlessly Complicated: Shakin_Haitian: Why are there so many people who crap themselves? Jesus.

Anyway, I sleep naked. It's just so much more comfortable.

Sometimes you over-trust a fart, you know. Happens to the best of us.


I suggest going with a discrete Beneath-the-Cheek Sneak instead of a full-blown Flubdubber because the Sneak is easier to pinch off in case it starts to come out liquid or solid...
 
2012-12-30 12:07:43 PM
8% of people are unhygienic


/nasty people rubbing their ball sweat and ass all over the sheets
 
2012-12-30 12:09:44 PM
I've slept naked since childhood.  I can't stand the feel of fabric bunching and twisting around my legs and body while I sleep.  And underwear and pj's want to ride up and painfully give one a wedgie/vedgie!   Blecch!!  I'm proudly one of the 8 per centers.
 
2012-12-30 12:10:58 PM
i'm naked in bed right now. why wear clothes ever in your bedroom?
 
2012-12-30 12:12:34 PM

hbk72777: 8% of people are unhygienic


/nasty people rubbing their ball sweat and ass all over the sheets


Which is sooooo much more hygenic than rubbing it all over skin-tight clothes 24/7.

Here, learn something.
 
2012-12-30 12:13:16 PM

Dr. Goldshnoz: Needlessly Complicated: The SO doesn't sleep in the nude because there are cats in the house and occasionally they like to play a rousing game of "chase the giblets," if you know what I mean. And I think you do.

Why don't you save the SO's gibblets, and your sanity by getting rid of them? You know cats infect humans with a mind altering pathogen right?


*backing away slowly*
 
2012-12-30 12:14:20 PM

hbk72777: 8% of people are unhygienic


/nasty people rubbing their ball sweat and ass all over the sheets


Is it any worse than wearing underwear and keeping ball sweat and ass pressed against the body?

Besides, a certain amount of germs are good for keeping the immune system in tip-top shape. I have a somewhat unhygienic lifestyle and I maybe get sick once every couple of years. I'll bet that people who live in a sterile environment are far more vulnerable to getting sick when they do encounter bacteria...
 
2012-12-30 12:16:13 PM
But, have you ever slept naked on the beach? And wake up bright and early with the crabs?
 
2012-12-30 12:18:20 PM

Real Women Drink Akvavit: Teufelaffe: Real Women Drink Akvavit: I had no idea I was so edgy by refusing to wear "stuff" while sleeping. Pajamas are for strolling around the house on your days off. That's why some of them are so cute. Who you gonna impress when you're sleeping? Just strip down, roll up in your comforter like a little burrito (if you're single, as I am) and saw some logs in comfort. Geez,  peeps. What is the  problem with being nekkid some people seem to have? I don't really remember it, but I'm pretty sure I was born nekkid. It is simply the natural state of being.

Some of us need to wear at least underwear to keep the more...floppy bits from getting into rather uncomfortable positions. Were I female, I'd probably sleep in the nude, but alas I am a mere male and thus wear underwear to bed.

Well, you need a female to help keep your more floppy bits in one place then, dontcha?

:-D


I'm always up for a female to help with my more floppy bits.
 
2012-12-30 12:19:02 PM
I really hope those 8% aren't parents
 
2012-12-30 12:21:19 PM

Primum: That's insane. Who would sleep with any clothes on? That is downright unnatural. Having elastic of underwear pinching your fat for another eight hours? You need to let your body recover at night from the trauma of wearing clothes. I've been sleeping nude for 25 years.

Happiness is waking up with your erection pushing against a 600tc Egyptian cotton duvet-cover.

Best bed: mattress-cover -- bottom sheet -- then duvet inside duvet-cover on top. No blankets, no sheets, nothing to get twisted up. In the morning, fluff up duvet and voila your bed is made. This is how Europeans do it and they pretty much do everything better than dummy Americans.

People who sleep with clothes on or with tight top sheets pinning them inside the bed are cracked.


Slept on top of a made bed in basic.

Sucks to be cold and waiting in front of the chow hall, during the winter, in Texas.

/shoe aligner
 
2012-12-30 12:21:28 PM
Yes, but would you sleep naked on hotel sheets?
 
2012-12-30 12:21:48 PM

Cuchulane: What if you sleep wearing only a toque and socks? What does that count as?


Going Canadian, eh.
 
2012-12-30 12:23:09 PM

Benjamin Orr: I really hope those 8% aren't parents


I am an 8%er and a parent. Once they are old enough to tell them 'you don't want to just jump on my bed like that', you can go back to being 8%er.
 
2012-12-30 12:23:10 PM

Agent Smiths Laugh: hbk72777: 8% of people are unhygienic


/nasty people rubbing their ball sweat and ass all over the sheets

Which is sooooo much more hygenic than rubbing it all over skin-tight clothes 24/7.

Here, learn something.


Dammit...I think I inverted my sarcasm there.

/please insert coffee

Psycat: hbk72777: 8% of people are unhygienic


/nasty people rubbing their ball sweat and ass all over the sheets

Is it any worse than wearing underwear and keeping ball sweat and ass pressed against the body?

Besides, a certain amount of germs are good for keeping the immune system in tip-top shape. I have a somewhat unhygienic lifestyle and I maybe get sick once every couple of years. I'll bet that people who live in a sterile environment are far more vulnerable to getting sick when they do encounter bacteria...


That's what I was driving at. Thanks.
 
2012-12-30 12:23:11 PM
I can sleep naked, but I absolutely must wear socks. Naked feet are just too uncomfortable for me, even in summer.

\farkette
 
2012-12-30 12:23:23 PM

Cuchulane: What if you sleep wearing only a toque and socks? What does that count as?


Canadian.
 
2012-12-30 12:24:33 PM

DirtyOldGeek: vudukungfu: SnarfVader: I used to as a teenager, but that stopped when I enlisted in the Navy.

/Yeah, go ahead. I've heard them all before.

Thank you for your service, miss.

Miss?? From his bio:

have a loving wife and three daughters.

Check his bio. Hot wife? Check. Barrett .50 mm sniper rifle? Check.


It's all overcompensation for having spent time in the navy. They actually put name labels on the ass of the pants so you know who you're...whatevering.

/the second part is the truth

Agent Smiths Laugh: breadprincess: Can't do it, I'm way too sensitive to textures so I have to wear pajamas to sleep.

This is a thing? Really?


Yes.
Also, leg hair doesn't necessarily like bedding fabrics. It all adds up, static cling, hair getting caught/snagged, textures, stray threads.

I sleep in sweats because otherwise I wake up in a panic because it feels like spiders crawling on and occasionally biting me. An instinct thing, not arachnaphobic. Just frequently enough to warrant the precaution.

Used to sleep in the nude though(with socks). Do still on occasion when I can deal with the risk of not getting a good nights sleep.

/guy

I think a lot of how we dress(or don't) for bed is a direct result of how deeply we sleep. I'm a very light sleeper bordering on insomniac. Sleep is a precious commodity for me.
 
2012-12-30 12:25:15 PM

Primum: Happiness is waking up with your erection pushing against a 600tc Egyptian cotton duvet-cover  Elizabeth Banks.


Fixed for you.
 
2012-12-30 12:26:14 PM

FizixJunkee: I can sleep naked, but I absolutely must wear socks. Naked feet are just too uncomfortable for me, even in summer.

\farkette


I'm the opposite. I despise socks. Especially after a long day in them.

Though naked women with socks on...that may just be a turn-on for me. A foot fetishist I am not.
 
2012-12-30 12:27:50 PM
Says husband, "we few, we happy few."
 
2012-12-30 12:27:50 PM

Catlike Typist: Yes, but would you sleep naked on hotel sheets?


Unless I saw evidence that the sheets haven't been changed, heck yes. I don't know if it's my Germanic lineage, but I don't really have any hang-ups about being naked. I went to a couple of nudist outings several years ago and the most remarkable thing about them is how dull they are. I swear most nudists seem to be humongously fat, bearded guys in their 60s who look like Santa's evil twin. Also, the novelty wears off in about 3-1/2 minutes and then you're lounging around a pool making chit-chat about sports or something else equally dull.
 
2012-12-30 12:29:04 PM

lack of warmth: Benjamin Orr: I really hope those 8% aren't parents

I am an 8%er and a parent. Once they are old enough to tell them 'you don't want to just jump on my bed like that', you can go back to being 8%er.


Ewww... I guess you live somewhere cold where you are always under a few layers?
 
2012-12-30 12:29:14 PM

Agent Smiths Laugh: breadprincess: Can't do it, I'm way too sensitive to textures so I have to wear pajamas to sleep.

This is a thing? Really?

Ennuipoet: The primary reason to sleep in at least underwear is skid marks on the good sheets after Burrito Night at Chili's.

It's just common sense, people.

Or, you know, you could just wipe your ass.


Oh? You don't think you have slipped greaser in your sleep?
 
2012-12-30 12:30:37 PM

Teufelaffe: Real Women Drink Akvavit: Teufelaffe: Real Women Drink Akvavit: I had no idea I was so edgy by refusing to wear "stuff" while sleeping. Pajamas are for strolling around the house on your days off. That's why some of them are so cute. Who you gonna impress when you're sleeping? Just strip down, roll up in your comforter like a little burrito (if you're single, as I am) and saw some logs in comfort. Geez,  peeps. What is the  problem with being nekkid some people seem to have? I don't really remember it, but I'm pretty sure I was born nekkid. It is simply the natural state of being.

Some of us need to wear at least underwear to keep the more...floppy bits from getting into rather uncomfortable positions. Were I female, I'd probably sleep in the nude, but alas I am a mere male and thus wear underwear to bed.

Well, you need a female to help keep your more floppy bits in one place then, dontcha?

:-D

I'm always up for a female to help with my more floppy bits.


Well, having a female about would indeed help with the "floppy" part, wouldn't it?

Catlike Typist: Yes, but would you sleep naked on hotel sheets?


The sheets must be washed and changed on checkout, at minimum. It's the comforter and pillows one must fear. The only have to wash those once per year. PER YEAR.

I don't understand laws a lot of the time, but dang, you'd think they'd be required to have some modicum of hygiene when it comes to the bedspread/comforter thingies and the pillows. Apparently not.
 
2012-12-30 12:33:12 PM

Psycat: Catlike Typist: Yes, but would you sleep naked on hotel sheets?

Unless I saw evidence that the sheets haven't been changed, heck yes. I don't know if it's my Germanic lineage, but I don't really have any hang-ups about being naked. I went to a couple of nudist outings several years ago and the most remarkable thing about them is how dull they are. I swear most nudists seem to be humongously fat, bearded guys in their 60s who look like Santa's evil twin. Also, the novelty wears off in about 3-1/2 minutes and then you're lounging around a pool making chit-chat about sports or something else equally dull.


EVERYONE should sleep naked in hotel rooms. And keep their clothes hung-up or in their suitcase - which would be stored as far away from the floor as possible. That is the best way of preventing bed-bugs from hitching a ride home with you.

/travels for work entirely too much
 
2012-12-30 12:33:40 PM

omeganuepsilon: Also, leg hair doesn't necessarily like bedding fabrics. It all adds up, static cling, hair getting caught/snagged, textures, stray threads.


My hair doesn't like staying in clothes 98+ percent of the time. Itches.
 
2012-12-30 12:34:16 PM

madgonad: Psycat: Catlike Typist: Yes, but would you sleep naked on hotel sheets?

Unless I saw evidence that the sheets haven't been changed, heck yes. I don't know if it's my Germanic lineage, but I don't really have any hang-ups about being naked. I went to a couple of nudist outings several years ago and the most remarkable thing about them is how dull they are. I swear most nudists seem to be humongously fat, bearded guys in their 60s who look like Santa's evil twin. Also, the novelty wears off in about 3-1/2 minutes and then you're lounging around a pool making chit-chat about sports or something else equally dull.

EVERYONE should sleep naked in hotel rooms. And keep their clothes hung-up or in their suitcase - which would be stored as far away from the floor as possible. That is the best way of preventing bed-bugs from hitching a ride home with you.

/travels for work entirely too much


How are your crabs doing?
 
2012-12-30 12:34:31 PM

Benjamin Orr: lack of warmth: Benjamin Orr: I really hope those 8% aren't parents

I am an 8%er and a parent. Once they are old enough to tell them 'you don't want to just jump on my bed like that', you can go back to being 8%er.

Ewww... I guess you live somewhere cold where you are always under a few layers?


Yes, because children may see the naked and be scarred for life, the precious little snowflakes.

Or maybe they could be raised recognizing that naked is natural, that the human body is nothing to be ashamed of, and the values of privacy and rules.

Ennuipoet: Agent Smiths Laugh: breadprincess: Can't do it, I'm way too sensitive to textures so I have to wear pajamas to sleep.

This is a thing? Really?

Ennuipoet: The primary reason to sleep in at least underwear is skid marks on the good sheets after Burrito Night at Chili's.

It's just common sense, people.

Or, you know, you could just wipe your ass.

Oh? You don't think you have slipped greaser in your sleep?


(checks bed) Nope...no discernible detritus.
 
2012-12-30 12:34:49 PM
Is the obvious tag busy searching for a fig leaf to cover its shame?
 
2012-12-30 12:36:04 PM

Agent Smiths Laugh: Psycat: hbk72777: 8% of people are unhygienic

/nasty people rubbing their ball sweat and ass all over the sheets

Is it any worse than wearing underwear and keeping ball sweat and ass pressed against the body?

Besides, a certain amount of germs are good for keeping the immune system in tip-top shape. I have a somewhat unhygienic lifestyle and I maybe get sick once every couple of years. I'll bet that people who live in a sterile environment are far more vulnerable to getting sick when they do encounter bacteria...

That's what I was driving at. Thanks.


No prob. It really is true; a lot of this generation of precious snowflakes are growing up with all sorts of nasty allergies to peanuts etc. because they've lived in an environment that was too sterile.

Historical fact: polio wasn't a major disease in the 1800s. Society was so dirty that most kids got polio when they were infants and still protected by their mothers' immune system. It wasn't until the 20th century that sanitary conditions improved to the point where people got polio in their teens and early twenties when it was far more devastating...
 
2012-12-30 12:37:14 PM

Catlike Typist: Yes, but would you sleep naked on hotel sheets?


Unless you're sleeping in a bubble I don't see much of a difference between putting some of the skin on it (especially the most sensitive head part) and all of it.

Of course I'll choose modesty if I'm in the hotel room with someone other than a sig other
 
2012-12-30 12:38:14 PM
I sleep in the buff when it's bloody farking hot out. Otherwise, draws it is.
 
2012-12-30 12:38:31 PM

Psycat: Agent Smiths Laugh: Psycat: hbk72777: 8% of people are unhygienic

/nasty people rubbing their ball sweat and ass all over the sheets

Is it any worse than wearing underwear and keeping ball sweat and ass pressed against the body?

Besides, a certain amount of germs are good for keeping the immune system in tip-top shape. I have a somewhat unhygienic lifestyle and I maybe get sick once every couple of years. I'll bet that people who live in a sterile environment are far more vulnerable to getting sick when they do encounter bacteria...

That's what I was driving at. Thanks.

No prob. It really is true; a lot of this generation of precious snowflakes are growing up with all sorts of nasty allergies to peanuts etc. because they've lived in an environment that was too sterile.

Historical fact: polio wasn't a major disease in the 1800s. Society was so dirty that most kids got polio when they were infants and still protected by their mothers' immune system. It wasn't until the 20th century that sanitary conditions improved to the point where people got polio in their teens and early twenties when it was far more devastating...


It has been know for a long time that civilization causes health problems.
 
2012-12-30 12:39:22 PM

madgonad: Psycat: Catlike Typist: Yes, but would you sleep naked on hotel sheets?

Unless I saw evidence that the sheets haven't been changed, heck yes. I don't know if it's my Germanic lineage, but I don't really have any hang-ups about being naked. I went to a couple of nudist outings several years ago and the most remarkable thing about them is how dull they are. I swear most nudists seem to be humongously fat, bearded guys in their 60s who look like Santa's evil twin. Also, the novelty wears off in about 3-1/2 minutes and then you're lounging around a pool making chit-chat about sports or something else equally dull.

EVERYONE should sleep naked in hotel rooms. And keep their clothes hung-up or in their suitcase - which would be stored as far away from the floor as possible. That is the best way of preventing bed-bugs from hitching a ride home with you.

/travels for work entirely too much


Whoa, I haven't thought of that. I recently had a gig in Manhattan where there is a bedbug epidemic, but luckily didn't catch anything. From what I hear, bedbugs are truly satanic parasites and I can understand why people would be tempted to burn their houses down to get rid of them...
 
2012-12-30 12:42:45 PM

Shakin_Haitian: Why are there so many people who crap themselves? Jesus.


This has been a point of pondering for me over the past couple of years. I see multiple messages each day like "I had to leave early because I crapped my pants" or "I had to do extra laundry because I shiat myself while watching TV."

This have never been a factor in the lives of my wife, myself, or my kids. We must have the - apparently - very rare superior bowel/bladder control gene.
 
2012-12-30 12:44:30 PM
92% of Americans realize it's farking WINTER. Film at 11.
 
2012-12-30 12:45:12 PM

StoPPeRmobile: Psycat: Agent Smiths Laugh: Psycat: hbk72777: 8% of people are unhygienic

/nasty people rubbing their ball sweat and ass all over the sheets

Is it any worse than wearing underwear and keeping ball sweat and ass pressed against the body?

Besides, a certain amount of germs are good for keeping the immune system in tip-top shape. I have a somewhat unhygienic lifestyle and I maybe get sick once every couple of years. I'll bet that people who live in a sterile environment are far more vulnerable to getting sick when they do encounter bacteria...

That's what I was driving at. Thanks.

No prob. It really is true; a lot of this generation of precious snowflakes are growing up with all sorts of nasty allergies to peanuts etc. because they've lived in an environment that was too sterile.

Historical fact: polio wasn't a major disease in the 1800s. Society was so dirty that most kids got polio when they were infants and still protected by their mothers' immune system. It wasn't until the 20th century that sanitary conditions improved to the point where people got polio in their teens and early twenties when it was far more devastating...

It has been know for a long time that civilization causes health problems.


And that's the rub. Civilization has done good things for health like clearing swamps, inventing vaccines, and creating sewage systems. Civilization has done bad things like pollution, high-fructose corn syrup, stressful environments, etc. When I get rich and famous from my art (hah, hah), I intend to move to a remote part of Kaua'i where I'll have the advantages of civilization with a minimum of the bad effects...
 
2012-12-30 12:45:39 PM

Benjamin Orr: I really hope those 8% aren't parents


I'm a parent of the female variety; our daughter sees me naked on a regular basis. From the looks of things, she's going to inherit my body size and shape (a good thing, if I do say so myself).
 
2012-12-30 12:45:45 PM
I love pajamas more than I probably ought to. And I love crawling under the blankets too. It's a wonderful sleepy cocoon I blissfully enjoy every night.

/yes, my A/C bill sucks in the summer, how did you know?
 
2012-12-30 12:46:58 PM
The only thing I wear at night is my girlfriend because she falls asleep on top of me
 
2012-12-30 12:47:19 PM

Shadowtag: 92% of Americans realize it's farking WINTER. Film at 11.


There's this amazing invention, surprised you've never heard of it:

northwoodblanket.com
 
2012-12-30 12:51:01 PM

RickN99: Shakin_Haitian: Why are there so many people who crap themselves? Jesus.

This has been a point of pondering for me over the past couple of years. I see multiple messages each day like "I had to leave early because I crapped my pants" or "I had to do extra laundry because I shiat myself while watching TV."

This have never been a factor in the lives of my wife, myself, or my kids. We must have the - apparently - very rare superior bowel/bladder control gene.


It's not that. If you have 1000 people, it only takes one mistaken fart a year of 365 different people in a year to see it once a day.

Now, if it's always the same guy, then there's an issue, but that's rare.

That one circumstance can happen for a wide variety of reasons, alcohol runs, illness, bad food/too much good but rich food, nervous runs. As someone said above, we've all had it happen.

If you haven't it's either a matter of time, or you live a very boring and safe life.
 
2012-12-30 12:51:20 PM
One thing that strikes me as absurd: people who wear clean underwear in case they're involved in a bad accident. If you're been run over by a steam roller, dirty underwear is the least of your concerns. If my house burns down in the middle of the night--unless it's 20 below--being naked is going to be the last thing on my mind...
 
2012-12-30 12:51:34 PM

chaosweaver: The only thing I wear at night is my girlfriend because she falls asleep on top of me


Narcolepsy must be hell on your sex-life.

FizixJunkee: Benjamin Orr: I really hope those 8% aren't parents

I'm a parent of the female variety; our daughter sees me naked on a regular basis. From the looks of things, she's going to inherit my body size and shape (a good thing, if I do say so myself).


Meaningless without pics.
 
2012-12-30 12:53:01 PM

Catlike Typist: Yes, but would you sleep naked on hotel sheets?


Yes, but I do make it a point to avoid the bedspread and the blanket.

/Just happened to have a blacklight with me once....
 
2012-12-30 12:55:22 PM

Agent Smiths Laugh: chaosweaver: The only thing I wear at night is my girlfriend because she falls asleep on top of me

Narcolepsy must be hell on your sex-life.


The sex life probably causes the narcolepsy.
 
2012-12-30 12:56:19 PM

RickN99: Shakin_Haitian: Why are there so many people who crap themselves? Jesus.

This has been a point of pondering for me over the past couple of years. I see multiple messages each day like "I had to leave early because I crapped my pants" or "I had to do extra laundry because I shiat myself while watching TV."

This have never been a factor in the lives of my wife, myself, or my kids. We must have the - apparently - very rare superior bowel/bladder control gene.


Do you eat vegetables? I'm thinking the people with fart extras probably consume close to zero fiber.

I down a glass of fiber every other night. No problems here.
 
2012-12-30 12:58:18 PM
It all depends on what my butler has in mind for me. If the staff is shorthanded, they won't build my sleeping accommodations with all the necessary pomp and circumstance I adore. That includes the ceremonial reveal and display of my ample manhood. Without those extra people, it's just "sew on the silks" and off we go. Very droll if you asked me.
 
2012-12-30 12:59:01 PM
I have to get up on occasion to fetch glasses of water for my rotten spawn, so nightgown it is. Before them, though, it was undies and tank top.
 
2012-12-30 01:01:34 PM

Nullav: No thanks. I turn in my sleep, and I don't want to be woken up by rug-burn.


Dude, did you buy the Hotel Luxury Linens? Cause their thread counts are all whacked. It's like sleeping on sandpaper!

widelantern.com
 
2012-12-30 01:02:30 PM
I don't sleep naked because I have big boobs and it's rather painful to have someone squashing your nipples with their arm. That's an unpleasant awakening, let me tell you.
 
2012-12-30 01:04:51 PM

Catlike Typist: Yes, but would you sleep naked on hotel sheets?


Never scan a hotel room with an ultra-violate light. You'll be sleeping in your car.
 
2012-12-30 01:05:26 PM
I sleep either nude or in underwear only. It goes one way or the other approximately 50/50. Except on the nights that we tear one off the wife always wears a nighty. Dont know why. Seems weird to me but her explanation is always something like "what if there is a fire or something and we have to run outside?" I figure I have bigger problems than being nude in front of the neighbors if that happens. She is generally more concerned with nudity for some reason. I wander around our bedroom naked in front of the windows. Even though nobody can see in due to tree positioning, etc, she wont. Wierd.
 
2012-12-30 01:05:59 PM

Moonfisher: I have to get up on occasion to fetch glasses of water for my rotten spawn, so nightgown it is. Before them, though, it was undies and tank top.


Hermione_Granger: I don't sleep naked because I have big boobs and it's rather painful to have someone squashing your nipples with their arm. That's an unpleasant awakening, let me tell you.


Again, you farkettes taunt us without providing ample evidence.

/ample
 
2012-12-30 01:08:27 PM

Hermione_Granger: I don't sleep naked because I have big boobs and it's rather painful to have someone squashing your nipples with their arm. That's an unpleasant awakening, let me tell you.


Then there's waking up from the sudden shock and pain pinching your own nipple between your arm and the bed.
 
2012-12-30 01:10:31 PM

Cuchulane: What if you sleep wearing only a toque and socks? What does that count as?


You're Canadian.
 
2012-12-30 01:11:59 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com

Psycat: Hell, I've slept in the nude for decades. When I'm home alone, I'm usually naked or in my underwear. The underwear is mostly to keep pubes out of my projects...


What about the beard? Do those hairs get into your "projects'?
 
2012-12-30 01:12:34 PM
I used to sleep naked until the time I slept in a hotel with an overhead mirror. Woke up and damn near scared myself to death.

Sleep in a burkha now.
 
2012-12-30 01:13:45 PM

semiotix: Spanky_McFarksalot: I use to until I got a dog. he sleeps with me. don't want accidental buttsecks

Well, that just means he has to wear underwear.

Mine doesn't sleep in my bed, but I'm thinking about making him wear boxers around the house anyway. I don't like the way he flaunts his junk all day. Yeah, yeah, I get it, your dick is bigger than mine. At least mine is still attached to some testicles, you stupid pug.


I found this funny.

/Naked post-sex, boxers other
 
2012-12-30 01:14:23 PM

Teufelaffe: Real Women Drink Akvavit: I had no idea I was so edgy by refusing to wear "stuff" while sleeping. Pajamas are for strolling around the house on your days off. That's why some of them are so cute. Who you gonna impress when you're sleeping? Just strip down, roll up in your comforter like a little burrito (if you're single, as I am) and saw some logs in comfort. Geez,  peeps. What is the  problem with being nekkid some people seem to have? I don't really remember it, but I'm pretty sure I was born nekkid. It is simply the natural state of being.

Some of us need to wear at least underwear to keep the more...floppy bits from getting into rather uncomfortable positions. Were I female, I'd probably sleep in the nude, but alas I am a mere male and thus wear underwear to bed.


Totally. Nothing worse than rolling over while said floppy bit is caught under you.
 
2012-12-30 01:15:39 PM
Depends on the season. When it's freezing farking cold outside and I don't want to pay a fortune to heat the place I have pajamas, robe, the whole nine.

However once the temp goes above 48F radiative heating from the sun does it's job. So yeah, I will sleep naked then.
 
2012-12-30 01:15:54 PM
One of the 8% here. Wife and I sleep in the buff since we got married. It's just a lot more comfortable than wearing even underwear.
 
2012-12-30 01:20:58 PM
I'd leave skid marks on the sheets.
 
2012-12-30 01:20:58 PM
I'm in the 8%. (likely has something to do with the fact that I'm SO proud of my birthday suit).
 
2012-12-30 01:22:46 PM

trekkiecougar: I've slept naked since childhood.  I can't stand the feel of fabric bunching and twisting around my legs and body while I sleep.  And underwear and pj's want to ride up and painfully give one a wedgie/vedgie!   Blecch!!  I'm proudly one of the 8 per centers.


"Vedgie!" I love it! That is too funny -- and all too true. I HATE that. I am like you, and for the same reasons. Oddly, I was just thinking last night that heaven forfend, something bad happens to me that requires an ambulance at night and I can't do anything and I'm stark naked. I suppose when I get a bit older I must get used to at least wearing underwear and a T-shirt at night.
 
2012-12-30 01:23:38 PM

elchip: I'd leave skid marks on the sheets.


Ah, a noctu-sharter!
 
2012-12-30 01:24:11 PM
In the kid-making stage it's naked naked naked whenever possible...but once you actually have kids, it's pretty much a given that you'll be getting up at odd hours for whatever reason...so at that point the naked is no longer an option for all kinds of reasons.

Me, if it's my turn to get up and deal with one of the kids' night-time issues, I will have a hellaciously tough time getting back to sleep if there's too much of a temperature change between the nice warm bed and the ice-cold hallway.
 
2012-12-30 01:24:16 PM

Agent Smiths Laugh: FizixJunkee: I can sleep naked, but I absolutely must wear socks. Naked feet are just too uncomfortable for me, even in summer.

\farkette

I'm the opposite. I despise socks. Especially after a long day in them.

Though naked women with socks on...that may just be a turn-on for me. A foot fetishist I am not.


We may have dated. *raises eyebrow*
 
2012-12-30 01:26:25 PM

Gough: Catlike Typist: Yes, but would you sleep naked on hotel sheets?

Yes, but I do make it a point to avoid the bedspread and the blanket.

/Just happened to have a blacklight with me once....


You know what really glows under a blacklight very vibrantly? Soaps and cleaners(dried and wet).

Semen and blood(dried or wet), not so much, despite what CSI and the internet at large(probably leanred from CSI and urban myths) will tell you.

However, spraying an area with Luminol then killing the lights will make some things like blood, glow, without the use of a blacklight.(only lasts a short time).

I think much of the urban myth believers confuse the two activities.

Anyone that actually has a blacklight and seen such bodily fluids under a blacklight knows the truth.

Semen may fluoresce a tiny bit, but pales in comparison to white or neon fabrics that glow(it will most usually surface as a darker spot on these), or other "stains" that glow vibrantly.

/my dormroom was my lab, and party central.

Badly nicotine stained fingertips glow yellow, as do some people's, but not everyone's, teeth(though I don't recall exactly what causes teeth to glow, artificially white teeth are obvious, but I've seen neon yellow and orange, i think plaque itself glows orange, iirc). Obviously, perfectly clean and natural teeth don't glow much, a bit blue but really tame like semen.
Highlighters and glowstick fluid, and Tide(and various other cleaners, but not all of them) etc.

Semen and blood, however, not so much. If you really want to see how little they do, get some on a fabric that's not UV reactive(easy enough to test, typically a dark towel[though the material of some fibers and lint will give you a salt and pepper effect regardless of overall reactiveness]).

Now, if your source has an unusually high amount of something reactive, your mileage may vary. In general though, of the random bright you'd see in a hotel is not human bodily fluids.

I'm told cat pee really glows...
 
2012-12-30 01:28:19 PM
Sleeping completely naked is uncomfortable.
 
2012-12-30 01:34:11 PM

Gulper Eel: In the kid-making stage it's naked naked naked whenever possible...but once you actually have kids, it's pretty much a given that you'll be getting up at odd hours for whatever reason...so at that point the naked is no longer an option for all kinds of reasons.

Me, if it's my turn to get up and deal with one of the kids' night-time issues, I will have a hellaciously tough time getting back to sleep if there's too much of a temperature change between the nice warm bed and the ice-cold hallway.


bah. I have two kids, 5 and 7, and it has not stopped me from sleeping in the nude or dealing with their nightime wanderings, nightmares and other issues. Yes, it does mean a bit of a temparture shift when I go from warm bed to walking down the hall nude but that is a minor inconvenience.
 
2012-12-30 01:36:47 PM

omeganuepsilon: Gough: Catlike Typist: Yes, but would you sleep naked on hotel sheets?

Yes, but I do make it a point to avoid the bedspread and the blanket.

/Just happened to have a blacklight with me once....

You know what really glows under a blacklight very vibrantly? Soaps and cleaners(dried and wet).

Semen and blood(dried or wet), not so much, despite what CSI and the internet at large(probably leanred from CSI and urban myths) will tell you.

However, spraying an area with Luminol then killing the lights will make some things like blood, glow, without the use of a blacklight.(only lasts a short time).

I think much of the urban myth believers confuse the two activities.

Anyone that actually has a blacklight and seen such bodily fluids under a blacklight knows the truth.

Semen may fluoresce a tiny bit, but pales in comparison to white or neon fabrics that glow(it will most usually surface as a darker spot on these), or other "stains" that glow vibrantly.

/my dormroom was my lab, and party central.

Badly nicotine stained fingertips glow yellow, as do some people's, but not everyone's, teeth(though I don't recall exactly what causes teeth to glow, artificially white teeth are obvious, but I've seen neon yellow and orange, i think plaque itself glows orange, iirc). Obviously, perfectly clean and natural teeth don't glow much, a bit blue but really tame like semen.
Highlighters and glowstick fluid, and Tide(and various other cleaners, but not all of them) etc.

Semen and blood, however, not so much. If you really want to see how little they do, get some on a fabric that's not UV reactive(easy enough to test, typically a dark towel[though the material of some fibers and lint will give you a salt and pepper effect regardless of overall reactiveness]).

Now, if your source has an unusually high amount of something reactive, your mileage may vary. In general though, of the random bright you'd see in a hotel is not human bodily fluids.

I'm told cat pee really glows...


On that same trip (with a HS band) we also stayed en masse in another school's wrestling room. Again, not pleasant under UV light.

You probably didn't know about ringworm under UV, did you?

/Has a blacklight and is familiar.....
 
2012-12-30 01:37:36 PM
Definitely an 8%er.

Not only do I not get a good night's sleep while twisted up in bed clothes, I just like being naked. If I'm home for the night, I'm comfortably starkers. A quick set of clean, dry clothes is always at the ready.

Being naked at home just feels better, and it's way more relaxing. It does require a little more hygiene and domicile cleanliness (not to an obsessive degree), but neither of those are bad things.
 
2012-12-30 01:40:50 PM

unfarkingbelievable: elchip: I'd leave skid marks on the sheets.

Ah, a noctu-sharter!


A somnambulshiatter?
 
2012-12-30 01:42:05 PM
Word to the wise: Youngsters, if you're staying at a youth hostel don't sleep naked. And sure as hell don't roll around under your sheets while staring across the room at me.

Seriously wtf.
 
2012-12-30 01:43:59 PM

Hermione_Granger: I don't sleep naked because I have big boobs and it's rather painful to have someone squashing your nipples with their arm. That's an unpleasant awakening, let me tell you.


Do you wear cast iron jammies? Anything less would still squash 'em.
 
2012-12-30 01:45:51 PM
I'm going to guess the 8%ers here are probably 40 and up, if not older. Younger people today exhibit a lot more modesty today than the previous generation did, likely due to the absence of things like public showers, even in settings like gym in high school where they were once commonplace, but were all phased out in the 80's. It's not just an American thing either, the stereotype of the nude beaches in Europe overrun by weird old men isn't that far off. You old people can keep your exhibitionism, I like my clothes.
 
kth
2012-12-30 01:49:54 PM
Too much of a temperature difference between me and the hubby. Most nights I'm in a nightgown, under a sheet, comforter and a down comforter. He's under a sheet with the fan on. For the winter, I bought a long-sleeved nightgown from LL Bean, and severely underestimated the length of the skirt. It has been dubbed the Mennonightie.
 
2012-12-30 01:51:13 PM
I am the 92%. Even with a heated mattress pad and down comforter, I tend to end up with the covers around my waist. A long sleeved tee is necessary in winter. Silk boxers year 'round.
 
2012-12-30 01:53:02 PM
Wearing clothing in bed defeats the purpose.
 
2012-12-30 02:03:21 PM

PsyLord: Nullav: No thanks. I turn in my sleep, and I don't want to be woken up by rug-burn.

Dude, did you buy the Hotel Luxury Linens? Cause their thread counts are all whacked. It's like sleeping on sandpaper!

[widelantern.com image 300x225]


Cheap futon. I don't even want to imagine how the plastic bits pinning down the cover would feel, sans boxers.

/Someday, I will buy bedding instead of computer parts.
 
2012-12-30 02:06:56 PM

Bedstead Polisher: Agent Smiths Laugh: FizixJunkee: I can sleep naked, but I absolutely must wear socks. Naked feet are just too uncomfortable for me, even in summer.

\farkette

I'm the opposite. I despise socks. Especially after a long day in them.

Though naked women with socks on...that may just be a turn-on for me. A foot fetishist I am not.

We may have dated. *raises eyebrow*


Maybe...how do you look in socks...just socks?
 
2012-12-30 02:07:35 PM

Ennuipoet: The primary reason to sleep in at least underwear is skid marks on the good sheets after Burrito Night at Chili's.

It's just common sense, people.


Especially during Shart Week
 
2012-12-30 02:11:26 PM
i dress business casual to bed
sometimes with a suit and tie.
 
2012-12-30 02:14:35 PM

Spanky_McFarksalot: I use to until I got a dog. he sleeps with me. don't want accidental buttsecks


Same here. I use travel as an opportunity to sleep naked in hotels rooms since he's usually not with me.
 
2012-12-30 02:15:24 PM

spman: I'm going to guess the 8%ers here are probably 40 and up, if not older. Younger people today exhibit a lot more modesty today than the previous generation did, likely due to the absence of things like public showers, even in settings like gym in high school where they were once commonplace, but were all phased out in the 80's. It's not just an American thing either, the stereotype of the nude beaches in Europe overrun by weird old men isn't that far off. You old people can keep your exhibitionism, I like my clothes.


I am mid 40s and one of the 8%ers, so who knows, you may be on to something. Its not a matter of exhibitionism. Its just that we are not prudes and dont have unusual mental hang ups about the nude human body. We also have no issue with it if you like your clothes. While we hope you dont have any problem with our nudity, we are not about to cover up because you have some sort of mental issue.
 
2012-12-30 02:18:13 PM

Agent Smiths Laugh: Though naked women with socks on...that may just be a turn-on for me. A foot fetishist I am not.

We may have dated. *raises eyebrow*

Maybe...how do you look in socks...just socks?


The same as I look when I'm not wearing socks. Though if we did date, you never saw my bare feet anyway.
 
2012-12-30 02:18:35 PM

Nullav: No thanks. I turn in my sleep, and I don't want to be woken up by rug-burn.


You sleep on sandpaper?
 
2012-12-30 02:19:41 PM

FizixJunkee: I can sleep naked, but I absolutely must wear socks. Naked feet are just too uncomfortable for me, even in summer.

\farkette


That explains a lot right there. I have quite a bit of leg hair, I hate wearing socks for prolonged periods, always pulls and tears. Sleep time is time for my body to relax. Can't sleep nude most of the time (No privacy) but when I get a chance I do. Didn't start when I was a teenager, started after I dated a woman who had her own place and we could both sleep safely in the nude. I can say from experience that roommates do not approve of a naked man making coffee in their kitchen who reeks of sex.
 
2012-12-30 02:22:11 PM

Ima4nic8or: Its just that we are not prudes and dont have unusual mental hang ups about the nude human body.


It's not about being a prude. I love walking around nude if I'm able to. It's a matter of comfort when sleeping. Being covered up might help with a feeling of safety and security. Even on the hottest summer days that I might sleep nude, I HAVE to have a sheet to wrap around me.
 
2012-12-30 02:23:13 PM

nubzers: I can say from experience that roommates do not approve of a naked man making coffee in their kitchen who reeks of sex.



You really subjected people to that? Fark is wrong with you.
 
2012-12-30 02:24:18 PM

Bedstead Polisher: Agent Smiths Laugh: Though naked women with socks on...that may just be a turn-on for me. A foot fetishist I am not.

We may have dated. *raises eyebrow*

Maybe...how do you look in socks...just socks?

The same as I look when I'm not wearing socks. Though if we did date, you never saw my bare feet anyway.


Sigh. Must I use my imagination for everything?

Damn you imagination! You win again!
 
2012-12-30 02:25:08 PM

ten foiled hats: semiotix: Spanky_McFarksalot: I use to until I got a dog. he sleeps with me. don't want accidental buttsecks

Well, that just means he has to wear underwear.

Mine doesn't sleep in my bed, but I'm thinking about making him wear boxers around the house anyway. I don't like the way he flaunts his junk all day. Yeah, yeah, I get it, your dick is bigger than mine. At least mine is still attached to some testicles, you stupid pug.

I found this funny.

/Naked post-sex, boxers other


Be Prepared for anything.
img809.imageshack.us
 
2012-12-30 02:27:32 PM
Yep, and we're also irrationally terrified of words like fark and shiat. Maybe someday we'll grow up and get over ourselves...

/...but I doubt it.
//'Till then, booger!
 
2012-12-30 02:28:24 PM

Gough: You probably didn't know about ringworm under UV, did you?


Ugh! Nope, didn't.

Benevolent Misanthrope: Silk boxers year 'round.


At home, sure. At work or school, not so much. I found them to give me entirely too much public wood.

A bit further on the TMI side, I've also found that, um... moisture(pre-ejaculate, much as I hate that term I hate pre-cum even more...male lube? Cowper's fluid sounds odd too, i'd rather say penis drool...(nsfw wiki btw, drooling penis picture)... that sometimes is a result from having wood, can ruin silk pretty quick.
 
2012-12-30 02:31:18 PM
I sleep in full plate mail. I don't have a bargain with all of the neighborhood's dragons.
 
2012-12-30 02:33:47 PM
Lernaeus:

Being naked at home just feels better, and it's way more relaxing. It does require a little more hygiene and domicile cleanliness (not to an obsessive degree), but neither of those are bad things.

It also requires not being a woman who is horny a great deal.
 
2012-12-30 02:36:44 PM

Agent Smiths Laugh: Bedstead Polisher: Agent Smiths Laugh: Though naked women with socks on...that may just be a turn-on for me. A foot fetishist I am not.

We may have dated. *raises eyebrow*

Maybe...how do you look in socks...just socks?

The same as I look when I'm not wearing socks. Though if we did date, you never saw my bare feet anyway.

Sigh. Must I use my imagination for everything?

Damn you imagination! You win again!


I'm sure GIS would help you out. :)
Anyway, the guy I dated used to say that socks on a girl were cute and he always had me keep them on. Last guy I was with ripped my socks off within seconds.
 
2012-12-30 02:37:27 PM

Ima4nic8or: I am mid 40s and one of the 8%ers, so who knows, you may be on to something. Its not a matter of exhibitionism. Its just that we are not prudes and dont have unusual mental hang ups about the nude human body. We also have no issue with it if you like your clothes. While we hope you dont have any problem with our nudity, we are not about to cover up because you have some sort of mental issue.


Considering you feel the need to announce in your very name that you have sex outside of marriage (OO!! Shocking! Really! You're so edgy! SRSLY! Mean it!), you really shouldn't be surprised that people tend to think that you may, just possibly, be something of an exhibitionist or at least an attention whore.

Just sayin'.

I wear clothes because I find them comfortable, and because it's pretty-much the social norm. So get down off your high horse and for Elvis' sake put your weener away. Nothing is more silly looking than a flaccid prick. And your weener is kind of ridiculous too.
 
2012-12-30 02:42:57 PM

Mr. Ekshun: Yep, and we're also irrationally terrified of words like fark and shiat. Maybe someday we'll grow up and get over ourselves...

/...but I doubt it.
//'Till then, booger!


I wonder what percentage of Americans secretly pick their noses--and eat the boogers. Probably at least half of them.

/i don't
//i also never had a bowel movement
///so there
 
2012-12-30 02:43:54 PM
I sleep clothed. When I was seven I was dragged out of bed and outside because of a large earthquake. It was terrifying at the time. Now I'm afraid of a natural disaster striking and having to get up and go. I live in Southern California and the earthquake I'm referring to is the Northridge Earthquake, but the pocket I live in is also prone to fires. It's walking around partially or even fully naked in my home during the day that feels more comfortable.
 
2012-12-30 02:44:29 PM

WippitGuud: I have 4 kids.... 2 of which are young enough that they sometimes end up in my bed overnight. It's more of a necessity - I'd sleep nude if I thought I could get away with it.


QFT. When the kids are away I often do. More often in the summer; not because of the temperature but because I work harder to stay in shape. The wife shouldn't have to be overexposed to pale/tubby winter body.
 
2012-12-30 02:57:43 PM

PhaserQuest: I sleep clothed. When I was seven I was dragged out of bed and outside because of a large earthquake. It was terrifying at the time. Now I'm afraid of a natural disaster striking and having to get up and go. I live in Southern California and the earthquake I'm referring to is the Northridge Earthquake, but the pocket I live in is also prone to fires. It's walking around partially or even fully naked in my home during the day that feels more comfortable.


what's the worse thing that can happen. getting arrested and having to register as a sex offender??
 
2012-12-30 02:57:54 PM
92 percent of Americans are prudescomplete dumbfarks

ftfy subby
 
2012-12-30 03:00:13 PM

Mr. Ekshun: Yep, and we're also irrationally terrified of words like fark and shiat. Maybe someday we'll grow up and get over ourselves...

/...but I doubt it.
//'Till then, booger!


And what fun will it be when nudity is boring and swearing offends no one?
 
2012-12-30 03:13:17 PM
I usually just wear a tank top/cami. Bottoms are just too restrictive but I keep them nearby in case I have to run for my life.
 
2012-12-30 03:15:22 PM

DirtyOldGeek: vudukungfu: SnarfVader: I used to as a teenager, but that stopped when I enlisted in the Navy.

/Yeah, go ahead. I've heard them all before.

Thank you for your service, miss.

Miss?? From his bio:

have a loving wife and three daughters.

Check his bio. Hot wife? Check. Barrett .50 mm sniper rifle? Check.


Don't ask, don't tell repealed? Check
Adoption? Possibility.
Hippy parents? Could explain the nickname being "Mike" (like "Sam" for "Samantha")
 
2012-12-30 03:16:41 PM
I love this thread so much. Sleep habits are so fascinating to me as I am a semi-insomniac. My SO sleeps naked, but I just can't do it myself most nights. Our bedroom gets really, really hot as the furnace is in a closet adjacent to our room (we sleep in the basement) and we have a down comforter so the compromise for me is a short, lightweight nightgown which doesn't do much to protect my modesty, but it's enough clothing so that I can sleep each night. I also can't sleep without some sort of blanket or sheet covering me, even in the middle of summer. And, I sleep on my back, so I snore. I think it all stems from being a kid who had a terrible fear of the dark. It was a fear I didn't fully outgrow until my mid 20's oddly enough. I also never had a TV in my bedroom ever until about a year ago, when I moved in with the old man. I thought it would bother me, but it's kind of nice. Set the sleep timer for 30-60 minutes and crash. That, I think has actually helped me with my insomnia, but I now have dreams about silly crap like the Lint Lizard and the Envrio-Green pan or whatever the heck it's called. Usually mixed in with Cthulhu or shaggoths due to my bedtime reading many nights being a story or two from good old HP. Makes my dream time real interesting.
 
2012-12-30 03:18:05 PM
Did sleep naked, don't have hangups about it, but switched back to pajamas because they keep my temperature more even. Pajamas should be pretty loose, simple, soft, and worn without underwear (just have enough sets for your laundry routine).
 
2012-12-30 03:20:55 PM
I do sleep with a nightlight, however, it's less out of fear of the dark and more out of a fear that I'll trip over something on my way to the bathroom in the middle of the night without my glasses and break my arse on our concrete/tile floors.
 
2012-12-30 03:33:01 PM

Real Women Drink Akvavit: Teufelaffe: Real Women Drink Akvavit: Teufelaffe: Real Women Drink Akvavit: I had no idea I was so edgy by refusing to wear "stuff" while sleeping. Pajamas are for strolling around the house on your days off. That's why some of them are so cute. Who you gonna impress when you're sleeping? Just strip down, roll up in your comforter like a little burrito (if you're single, as I am) and saw some logs in comfort. Geez,  peeps. What is the  problem with being nekkid some people seem to have? I don't really remember it, but I'm pretty sure I was born nekkid. It is simply the natural state of being.

Some of us need to wear at least underwear to keep the more...floppy bits from getting into rather uncomfortable positions. Were I female, I'd probably sleep in the nude, but alas I am a mere male and thus wear underwear to bed.

Well, you need a female to help keep your more floppy bits in one place then, dontcha?

:-D

I'm always up for a female to help with my more floppy bits.

Well, having a female about would indeed help with the "floppy" part, wouldn't it?

Catlike Typist: Yes, but would you sleep naked on hotel sheets?

The sheets must be washed and changed on checkout, at minimum. It's the comforter and pillows one must fear. The only have to wash those once per year. PER YEAR.

I don't understand laws a lot of the time, but dang, you'd think they'd be required to have some modicum of hygiene when it comes to the bedspread/comforter thingies and the pillows. Apparently not.


Over Christmas the wife and I stayed in a Hampton Inn that had signs in the room trumpeting the fact that they wash all the bedclothes for every guest. Didn't know why they would be so proud of that. Now I do. And we did fark all over that bed so I'm glad for the next guests sake that they washed off the unmade babies.
 
2012-12-30 03:35:26 PM
I can't sleep with clothes on. When I do, I remove them in the middle of the night; the cloth gets in the folds of my scrotum and I hate that. Also, nightly erections are a biatch with shorts on.
 
2012-12-30 03:46:41 PM
Unless you're doing it for warmth, wearing clothes while sleeping seems bizarre to me.
 
2012-12-30 04:21:21 PM

kombat_unit: I sleep in full plate mail. I don't have a bargain with all of the neighborhood's dragons.


SAFETY FIRST!

Bedstead Polisher:
Agent Smiths Laugh: Bedstead Polisher: Agent Smiths Laugh: Though naked women with socks on...that may just be a turn-on for me. A foot fetishist I am not.

We may have dated. *raises eyebrow*

Maybe...how do you look in socks...just socks?

The same as I look when I'm not wearing socks. Though if we did date, you never saw my bare feet anyway.

Sigh. Must I use my imagination for everything?

Damn you imagination! You win again!

I'm sure GIS would help you out. :)
Anyway, the guy I dated used to say that socks on a girl were cute and he always had me keep them on. Last guy I was with ripped my socks off within seconds.


lolkitten.org
 
2012-12-30 04:22:32 PM

notatrollorami: Over Christmas the wife and I stayed in a Hampton Inn ...And we did fark all over that bed


Over Christmas I stayed at a Hampton Inn next door to a couple who enthusiastically farked all over their bed, and (unless the acoustics are deceiving me) a few times in the shower, too. Of course, it probably wasn't you, but if it was, kudos to you both on an impressive performance, and kudos to the paper-thin Hampton Inn walls that let me hear everything louder than the condom wrapper being opened. Not that that would have been a problem, as you both have a healthy set of lungs and a rich vocabulary.

Regrettably, my wife was not as entertained, as you may have noticed from the frost forming on your side of our adjoining wall.

/true story bro
 
2012-12-30 04:24:03 PM
I slept naked until I had kids. Now I wear pyjama pants. It just seemed like a wise thing to do.
 
2012-12-30 04:50:15 PM
The idea of pee residue and who-knows-what residue from the back end rubbing against the sheets is revolting. Yes, I "clean" myself very thoroughly. However, some residue is inevitable, even if it's invisible or undetectable to the eye.
 
2012-12-30 04:57:03 PM

omeganuepsilon: RickN99: Shakin_Haitian: Why are there so many people who crap themselves? Jesus.

This has been a point of pondering for me over the past couple of years. I see multiple messages each day like "I had to leave early because I crapped my pants" or "I had to do extra laundry because I shiat myself while watching TV."

This have never been a factor in the lives of my wife, myself, or my kids. We must have the - apparently - very rare superior bowel/bladder control gene.

It's not that. If you have 1000 people, it only takes one mistaken fart a year of 365 different people in a year to see it once a day.

Now, if it's always the same guy, then there's an issue, but that's rare.

That one circumstance can happen for a wide variety of reasons, alcohol runs, illness, bad food/too much good but rich food, nervous runs. As someone said above, we've all had it happen.

If you haven't it's either a matter of time, or you live a very boring and safe life.


Mr. Age worked with a hardcore alcoholic who frequently shiat himself at work and had to go change.
 
2012-12-30 05:35:52 PM
Dumb headline, such presumption. To me, nudity is for while awake and having share time. But why would I assume absurd generalizations about someone who sleeps that way, as well? This thread is proof that people truly can be judgmental about anything.

I wear (here's that word some of you children fear) panties while sleeping. It's just more comfortable for me. And sometimes these loose silky sleeveless nightgowns if I just feel like putting one on. They are actually great for any weather, somehow. Too much fabric or anything heavyweight would bother me, just as it does during the day. My bed is heated, though, so I'm never cold anyway.
 
2012-12-30 05:42:23 PM

menschenfresser: The idea of pee residue and who-knows-what residue from the back end rubbing against the sheets is revolting. Yes, I "clean" myself very thoroughly. However, some residue is inevitable, even if it's invisible or undetectable to the eye.


Bru you got residue everywhere. There's pee/poo residue on your chair and keyboard
 
2012-12-30 05:44:59 PM

lilistonic: I wear (here's that word some of you children fear) panties while sleeping. It's just more comfortable for me.


I'm with you sister.

Occasionally I'll wrap myself in my special satin nightgown when I'm trying to look elegant for a certain gentleman.
Anything heavier just makes my balls sweat till morning.
 
2012-12-30 06:40:00 PM
Been sleeping nude since I was 16. Feels great, sleep easy, and everything gets to splay and flow.
 
2012-12-30 06:59:56 PM
Didn't realize I was in such a small minority. I've siept nude since I was a teenager. Only exceptions: when I shared a dorm room in college, when my daughter was very young (and would climb into bed with the spouse. and I) and when we have houseguests.
 
2012-12-30 07:19:00 PM

Agent Smiths Laugh: Continue.jpg


Again, I'll let you use your imagination. Because what followed was terrible sex. Sucks because he's one of the best guys I know, just don't think we're compatible in that way. Now, maybe if I'd kept my socks on... ;)
 
2012-12-30 07:38:21 PM

Bedstead Polisher: Agent Smiths Laugh: Continue.jpg

Again, I'll let you use your imagination. Because what followed was terrible sex. Sucks because he's one of the best guys I know, just don't think we're compatible in that way. Now, maybe if I'd kept my socks on... ;)


i1.kym-cdn.com

Just teasing.
 
2012-12-30 08:11:33 PM

Agent Smiths Laugh: Bedstead Polisher: Agent Smiths Laugh: Continue.jpg

Again, I'll let you use your imagination. Because what followed was terrible sex. Sucks because he's one of the best guys I know, just don't think we're compatible in that way. Now, maybe if I'd kept my socks on... ;)

[i1.kym-cdn.com image 400x323]

Just teasing.


You seem to like to bring cats into it. This one's for you:

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-30 08:11:48 PM

Bedstead Polisher: Agent Smiths Laugh: Continue.jpg

Again, I'll let you use your imagination. Because what followed was terrible sex. Sucks because he's one of the best guys I know, just don't think we're compatible in that way. Now, maybe if I'd kept my socks on... ;)


You know, they say that sex is like pizza: even when it's bad, it's good. I just think that "they" have never actually had bad sex or pizza.
 
2012-12-30 08:25:16 PM

Teufelaffe: Bedstead Polisher: Agent Smiths Laugh: Continue.jpg

Again, I'll let you use your imagination. Because what followed was terrible sex. Sucks because he's one of the best guys I know, just don't think we're compatible in that way. Now, maybe if I'd kept my socks on... ;)

You know, they say that sex is like pizza: even when it's bad, it's good. I just think that "they" have never actually had bad sex or pizza.


You're probably right. In both cases you're not going to walk away from it, but once you've had it you're probably not going to go back for seconds.
 
2012-12-30 08:58:08 PM

Abox: nubzers: I can say from experience that roommates do not approve of a naked man making coffee in their kitchen who reeks of sex.


You really subjected people to that? Fark is wrong with you.


Wasn't on purpose, thought I would do something nice for the lady except she didn't tell me she had roommates. It made for a funny story later.
 
2012-12-30 09:02:03 PM
I was in the Army a couple years ago right around the time when that moldy barracks thing hit the national news. I had just gotten off of CQ duty having been up straight the previous 24 hours, took a shower, and promptly fell deep asleep. Unbeknownst to me, that was the same day they decide to inspect all the barracks for mold (we had little one person style apartment type) and so when they get to my door I didn't hear them knock and they thought I wasn't home and they let themselves in to do the inspection. I was then rudely awoken to find the 1st Sergeant of Alpha Company, who was flanked by a couple of civilian maintenance contractors, yelling at me to get my naked ass up and put on some clothes. I tended to avoid sleeping in the nude from that point on until I ETS'ed.

/csb
 
2012-12-30 09:24:08 PM

menschenfresser: The idea of pee residue and who-knows-what residue from the back end rubbing against the sheets is revolting. Yes, I "clean" myself very thoroughly. However, some residue is inevitable, even if it's invisible or undetectable to the eye.


It's on your underpants from the second it happens until you take them off.
 
2012-12-30 09:46:11 PM
8%er here. I've slept au naturaul since I was a teen-ager. It's just soooooo comfy. Even when my daughter was little, I slept nekkid. I just put on a robe if I had to go to her room or something. Hubby sometimes sleeps nude, but usually wears boxers & t-shirt. I DO keep a robe on the bed post for "emergencies", though.
In warmer weather, I close the blinds and curtains and do housework, watch TV, etc in the buff. ( NOT cooking, however. I have a feeling grease burns on my ta-ta's would be a major ouchie! )
And, before some of you farkers even ask, yes I sound fat.
 
2012-12-30 10:07:49 PM

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Again, I'll let you use your imagination. Because what followed was terrible sex. Sucks because he's one of the best guys I know, just don't think we're compatible in that way. Now, maybe if I'd kept my socks on... ;)

You know, they say that sex is like pizza: even when it's bad, it's good. I just think that "they" have never actually had bad sex or pizza.

You're probably right. In both cases you're not going to walk away from it, but once you've had it you're probably not going to go back for seconds.


Speak for yourself!

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2012-12-30 10:11:01 PM
Guilty.

Us chicks are crazy ad fark.

Just sayin.
 
2012-12-30 10:11:43 PM
*as

FIFM
 
2012-12-30 10:13:42 PM
Also, I had a job that required nudity and I'm still crazy-weird about having to be fully clothed at home.

I need to drink more. Or less. Hard to tell.
 
2012-12-30 10:16:45 PM

megarian: Also, I had a job that required nudity and I'm still crazy-weird about having to be fully clothed at home.

I need to drink more. Or less. Hard to tell.


If the thought occurs, but is hard to tell, probably time to drink a glass of water.

/stripper?
//just curious as to the job, not making assertions or nothin'
 
2012-12-30 10:33:07 PM

omeganuepsilon: megarian: Also, I had a job that required nudity and I'm still crazy-weird about having to be fully clothed at home.

I need to drink more. Or less. Hard to tell.

If the thought occurs, but is hard to tell, probably time to drink a glass of water.

/stripper?
//just curious as to the job, not making assertions or nothin'


Nude model for a university's art department.
 
2012-12-30 10:58:18 PM
Boy, for only 8% of the population being nudies, we sure have a high concentration of them here on Fark.

/I'm an 8%-er too
//except when guests are here, which I find weird. My guests don't jump in bed with me.
 
2012-12-30 11:26:46 PM
8%er since puberty (41, now). I generate heat, so I don't need them. I can sometimes generate more heat at will. Mrs. splorp! really appreciates that.

Also, I hate how pajama bottom ride up on my legs. Annoying as hell.

As for her, she normally wears pajamas (sometimes just the tops and panties) during the colder months. I buy her pretty purple ones (silk ones are her favorite) to make her smile. During warmer months, she wears a t-shirt and shorts.

The only time I wear anything is when we're visiting my in-laws or my parents. My dad has a bad habit of entering unannounced to open/close windows (A/C season) and I just am always nervous about her dad opening the door for some reason.
 
2012-12-31 01:16:19 AM

Ennuipoet: The primary reason to sleep in at least underwear is skid marks on the good sheets after Burrito Night at Chili's.

It's just common sense, people.


Don't know that I'd have phrased it exactly like that, but thank you. Unless you shower right before bed 100% of the time or live in a hotel so the sheets get changed every day, if you don't were underwear to bed you're rolling around in poop residue. If not wanting to do that makes me a prude, so be it. I'll keep wearing my drawers, thank you very much. But that's all.

Besides that, from the handful of times I have free-balled I think I'm just more comfortable if my junk has some confinement rather than just flopping all around. Too easy to get squeezed 'twixt other parts. (Those aren't two pillows!)

I don't know if subby was trolling or what, but stupid headline. I'll speculate that only a small minority of people who wear something to bed do so because of any kind of modesty or prudishness. Besides my two reasons above, a lot of people just get cold, doofus.
 
2012-12-31 01:56:09 AM
Didn't know I was that much of a minority.
 
2012-12-31 02:01:28 AM
Eight percenter here.
More comfy to me, emergency shorts & bathrobe at foot of bed if ever needed.
Once wore flannel pajama pants while sleeping on flannel sheets. Tried to roll over...
...damn near flipped the mattress sideways and rotated my tires (so to speak).
 
2012-12-31 03:05:22 AM

TofuTheAlmighty: I sleep naked; it keeps my junk from getting tangled in clothes while I toss in my sleep. Wearing pajamas while sleeping is for weirdos.


THIS
 
2012-12-31 03:34:35 AM

Dinkledort: I don't know if subby was trolling or what, but stupid headline. I'll speculate that only a small minority of people who wear something to bed do so because of any kind of modesty or prudishness. Besides my two reasons above, a lot of people just get cold, doofus.


Probably not trolling, just ignorant and shooting from the hip.

Wedgies from blankets or sheets are annoying too, and go along the line mentioned to death of being unsanitary, and downright smelly. (goes along with that showering immediately before bed deal, but even at that, a lot of people sweat in their sleep, especially in the crevasses, which is almost always smelly sweat)

I also don't like freshly washed sheets and blankets in the home(a must in hotels, obviously). It's like lying on dessicant, sucks any and all moisture from every breath, and can play hell on dry skin(which is already worse in the wintertime), not to mention the fine fibers that were shaken loose during cleaning. So, the less I have to wash them, the better, and the best way to do that is not get them as dirty.

More on the "get cold": I hate it when a small part of the blanket/sheet roll up and there's suddenly exposure to the cool air, and if that doesn't wake you, the cold clammy feeling of having been that way for a long time.

And the stains. One night of wearing white pants and I've got brown marks on my pockets, digging out change and what not, all dead skin and bodily oils. Check the collar of a white dress shirt if you don't ever wear white pants, it will be brownish if you've got any color to your skin, greyish if not. One night. Not even all day and evening, just like 6 hours. I'm certainly not washing sheets daily, and I don't want to sleep on the shroud of turin...so yeah, t-shirt and sweats for me.
 
2012-12-31 03:49:41 AM
Sorry, but I don't want the bed bugs to have one less obstacle to my penis.
 
2012-12-31 05:26:13 AM

mgary: balisane: Oddly, I have zero preference, no matter what time of year, though I'm more likely to sleep naked if I'd had a shower right before bed. Being freshly exfoliated/shaved and nesting in clean, cool sheets = win.

Went through your tumblr, favorited.

/Why yes, I do sleep naked
//Slashies


Aww: hello! Guess I should update that tumblr more often, heh.
 
2012-12-31 02:10:19 PM
The main reason I ever do it is because I can easily place the sleeping girlfriends hand directly onto my genitals. Shes now convinced that she has a habit of molesting me in her sleep, so everything I wake her up do it, I get away with claiming she started it.
 
2012-12-31 03:03:44 PM
Seriously? The real reason to wear clothes to bed... if you have to get out of bed for some reason...

I've slept in the nude before, and quit doing it when in the middle of the night I heard something crash and had to go into the living room to investigate it. Not sure about the rest of you, but I'd hate to have to search for clothes if my house caught on fire or if someone broke in.

Now people that wear pajamas are just freaking weird... a T-shirt and boxers work just fine.
 
2012-12-31 04:27:22 PM

megarian: Also, I had a job that required nudity and I'm still crazy-weird about having to be fully clothed at home.
...
Nude model for a university's art department.


Me too, for about 8 years, until I moved away from the colleges. That is a tad odd about having to be fully clothed at home, though. I and most of the other models I know got so comfortable with the nekkid that we pretty much only dress when we have to. (I wonder what percentage of Americans that is -- 1% or less, I'd guess.)
 
2012-12-31 08:53:04 PM
First of all, it gets cold in Seattle. Secondly, I don't want even the remote possibility of skid-marks on my sheets.
 
2013-01-01 01:21:49 PM

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Again, I'll let you use your imagination. Because what followed was terrible sex. Sucks because he's one of the best guys I know, just don't think we're compatible in that way. Now, maybe if I'd kept my socks on... ;)

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Just teasing.

You seem to like to bring cats into it. This one's for you:

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LOL

Well played =)
 
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