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(Mercury News)   While you were inside the minimart arguing with the clerk over the price of trail mix, the handyman you kidnapped because he repossessed a water heater from your mom's apartment but still fixed you bed and dishwasher just escaped from your truck   (mercurynews.com) divider line 43
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2012-12-30 08:48:43 AM
The Aristocrats?
 
2012-12-30 09:16:17 AM
My bed and dishwasher escaped from my truck?
 
2012-12-30 09:16:22 AM
"A third person, Richard Rodriguez, 49, of Alameda, turned himself in to authorities a couple weeks later. A photo on DeJesus' Facebook page led to his identification."

For the love of Cthulhu, what is this thing with criminals and Facebook? You commit crimes yet you don't do the one basic thing and keep off social sites?
 
2012-12-30 09:17:12 AM
Huh? You made my hangover worse subs.
 
2012-12-30 09:18:11 AM

skinink: "A third person, Richard Rodriguez, 49, of Alameda, turned himself in to authorities a couple weeks later. A photo on DeJesus' Facebook page led to his identification."


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RIP Richard Rodriguez
 
GBB
2012-12-30 09:18:20 AM
...then it gets weird?
 
2012-12-30 09:19:31 AM
I hate when that happens.
 
2012-12-30 09:19:45 AM
RELIGION OF PEACE
 
2012-12-30 09:21:07 AM
No, YOU bed!
 
2012-12-30 09:24:01 AM

ThrobblefootSpectre: My bed and dishwasher escaped from my truck?


Doesn't your truck have a bed?

...and a dishwasher?
 
2012-12-30 09:24:03 AM
headlines and threads like this restore my faith in you apes. ; )
 
2012-12-30 09:24:21 AM
s3.amazonaws.com
/going with today's meme trifecta
 
2012-12-30 09:24:46 AM
That headline might be missing some punctuation. Or an editor.
 
2012-12-30 09:25:07 AM
I'd actually watch this twisted comedy on the big screen, as long as Monica Bellucci plays the nude maid....
 
2012-12-30 09:28:06 AM

Apos: I'd actually watch this twisted comedy on the big screen, as long as Monica Bellucci plays the nude maid....


Go on...

/fap
 
2012-12-30 09:28:17 AM
Sounds like Florida more than CA.
Maybe we need a Faux-Florida tag?
 
2012-12-30 09:34:47 AM
Headline gave me gas with cramps.
 
2012-12-30 09:35:14 AM
Just checked the truck. Handyman still inside.
 
2012-12-30 09:35:59 AM
When I read headlines like this, I imagine subby pounding the keys like a red-assed monkey so he can be the first to submit it.
 
2012-12-30 09:39:46 AM
If I had a nickel for every time that happened...
 
2012-12-30 09:40:53 AM

traylor: Just checked the truck. Handyman still inside.


It's always the last place you look.

/cause you'll stop looking.
 
2012-12-30 09:43:30 AM

Rufus Lee King: Whole Wheat: When I read headlines like this, I imagine subby pounding the keys like a red-assed monkey so he can be the first to submit it.

Quit being a bummer, man.


No, really, I've been there myself. After you hit submit, then you see the error. They'd why I love and hate the "no-changies" Fark policy. It is absolutely uncompromising.
 
2012-12-30 09:44:22 AM

Whole Wheat: Rufus Lee King: Whole Wheat: When I read headlines like this, I imagine subby pounding the keys like a red-assed monkey so he can be the first to submit it.

Quit being a bummer, man.

No, really, I've been there myself. After you hit submit, then you see the error. They'd why I love and hate the "no-changies" Fark policy. It is absolutely uncompromising.


That's - see! KARMA!
 
2012-12-30 09:45:08 AM
Where is the picture of the nude maid?
 
2012-12-30 09:52:34 AM
Not nude, but SFW:

lib.store.yahoo.net
 
2012-12-30 09:52:44 AM
"when handyman William Dimock '" a Florida resident...
 
2012-12-30 09:54:29 AM
Why do my kidnap victims keep escaping from my locked pickup truck? They must be lockpicking ninjas.
 
2012-12-30 10:04:02 AM

ThrobblefootSpectre: My bed and dishwasher escaped from my truck?


That'll show you for not tying them up right!
 
2012-12-30 10:05:34 AM

TheGreatGazoo: Why do my kidnap victims keep escaping from my locked pickup truck? They must be lockpicking ninjas.


Well we know it would work with Peter Griffin. Like the day he locked himself IN his car. (roll clip)

I wonder why the writer took the time to criticize the handyman for reclaiming work not paid for, instead of just focusing on the action taken against him. Before writing this article did he not consider the repercussions for something that could be read by Farkers.
 
2012-12-30 10:05:46 AM
farm9.staticflickr.com
Heads up!
 
2012-12-30 10:06:01 AM
humans are adorable

www.demotivationalposters.org
 
2012-12-30 10:07:34 AM

Whole Wheat: When I read headlines like this, I imagine subby pounding the keys like a red-assed monkey so he can be the first to submit it.


Go on...

/fap
 
2012-12-30 10:23:58 AM
English, Motherfarker, do you speak it?
 
2012-12-30 10:24:08 AM
Proofreading. Who flucking does this? Any why?
 
2012-12-30 10:28:17 AM
Sounds like everyone involved was trash, except the handyman.
 
2012-12-30 10:39:03 AM

Rufus Lee King: But they managed to reconnect the water heater, and then everything was fine.


Very well done. That's one of my boys favorite episodes.
+1 for you.
/in the hospital so cheer me up fark.
 
2012-12-30 10:47:49 AM

Nabb1: If I had a nickel for every time that happened...


You would have 8 nickels.
 
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2012-12-30 10:49:43 AM
purple monkey dishwasher? wtf am i reading?
 
2012-12-30 10:57:01 AM
Nude maid? Huh. Maybe I could make a few bucks doing that.

I bet they'd pay me extra to get dressed and leave though.
 
2012-12-30 11:02:23 AM
This story is why we need a Califormia tag.
 
2012-12-30 11:25:55 AM
WTF was i reading there, and seriously; a nude maid is an occupation : that whole story belongs in a MAD magazine
 
2012-12-30 11:30:09 AM
you know, this story was submitted at least 8 times between Dec 5-8 (when it was actually 'news'), yet the admins decide to wait until today to greenlight this train wreck of a headline.

/not trolling, just find it odd when a pretty wacky story gets passed over only to be picked up weeks later
//and don't tell me that it's because of the headline, because this headline is atrocious. at least the other headlines were written correctly.
///and those earlier links had more information than this re-cap.
 
2012-12-30 11:32:18 AM
While you were inside the minimart arguing with the clerk over the price of trail mix, the handyman you kidnapped because he repossessed a water heater from your mom's apartment but still fixed you bed and dishwasher just escaped from your truck with the girl who you met last week went to your dishwasher after it started to rain when the clerk told your mom to leave the fish alone after you went to the neighbors house yesterday.
 
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