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2012-12-30 03:56:49 PM  

Iron Felix: Britain's most spoiled girl?? Seriously???

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Except the Queen is an exceptionally successful business woman who heads an estate worth in the billions, while heading up dozens of charities, head of dozens of countries and has substantial civic and social duties thrust on her. Not many people could handle 600 civic duties she has to attend every year as well as run her own private businesses.

Then as a reward she has to hand 95% of her income to the Government and gets a little bit back to maintain the castles and palaces as been forced on her.

Now the girl in the article. Does not so much.
 
2012-12-30 04:11:14 PM  
Well, that's a fairly disgusting story. We are such a culture of excess. I imagine one day it will lead to our extinction, or at least some very big changes.

Would hit it, for a cut of the take.
 
2012-12-30 04:17:57 PM  

limeyfellow: Iron Felix: Britain's most spoiled girl?? Seriously???

[t3.gstatic.com image 224x224]

Except the Queen is an exceptionally successful business woman who heads an estate worth in the billions, while heading up dozens of charities, head of dozens of countries and has substantial civic and social duties thrust on her. Not many people could handle 600 civic duties she has to attend every year as well as run her own private businesses.

Then as a reward she has to hand 95% of her income to the Government and gets a little bit back to maintain the castles and palaces as been forced on her.

Now the girl in the article. Does not so much.


Not arguing with you in the least but do you have sources re: 95% of her income is taken? It sounds like a rather unusual and interesting concept. I've never heard of this occurring in a monarchy / dictatorship / single head - lifelong ruler style government before.
 
2012-12-30 04:24:38 PM  
By the looks of it, most of that money goes to eating.
 
2012-12-30 04:41:22 PM  

PsyLord: Buffet: What IS becoming blatantly obvious here is that very few folks seem to know the definition of hottie?

Odds are if it is used on a Fark headline, it will mean the exact opposite.


I'm noticin' a trend!
 
2012-12-30 04:47:14 PM  
fark you, subby.
 
2012-12-30 04:51:45 PM  
This site and the sites it links to are horrible. Strangely enough, my fingers automatically type in "fark" when I am bored. They must remember the glory days of yore.
 
2012-12-30 04:56:42 PM  

BumpInTheNight: British-rich.


British-hot
 
2012-12-30 04:56:59 PM  

DownDaRiver: Can you imagine having to be the poor Vietnameese immigrant that has to give this coont her brazilian bikini wax?
Having to sit there with her vag in your face, listening to her cry about how her daddy issues, how her boyfriend need$ to spend more money her and how much she loves her new 20K Hermes handbag.


...And then you'd get to rip out her pubic hair by the roots. There's always a bright side.
 
2012-12-30 04:57:41 PM  
Is it just me, or are ALL Sun 'articles' completely made up BS?
 
2012-12-30 05:07:34 PM  

Shan: limeyfellow: Iron Felix: Britain's most spoiled girl?? Seriously???

[t3.gstatic.com image 224x224]

Except the Queen is an exceptionally successful business woman who heads an estate worth in the billions, while heading up dozens of charities, head of dozens of countries and has substantial civic and social duties thrust on her. Not many people could handle 600 civic duties she has to attend every year as well as run her own private businesses.

Then as a reward she has to hand 95% of her income to the Government and gets a little bit back to maintain the castles and palaces as been forced on her.

Now the girl in the article. Does not so much.

Not arguing with you in the least but do you have sources re: 95% of her income is taken? It sounds like a rather unusual and interesting concept. I've never heard of this occurring in a monarchy / dictatorship / single head - lifelong ruler style government before.


See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civil_list, particularly

"... it was decided that in return for George III surrendering the hereditary revenues from the Crown Estate to Parliament for the duration of his reign, Parliament would assume responsibility for most of the costs of the civil government. Parliament would continue to pay the Civil List, which would defray the expenses of the Royal Household and some of the costs of the civil government."

This arrangement has been renewed for every monarch since then. I think the civil list is currently about £8m, and profit from the Crown Estate is around £240m, so compared to what the Crown would have earned had they retained the rights to profit from the Crown Estate, a little over 95% is 'surrendered'.
 
2012-12-30 05:26:35 PM  
Gee...a black version of the blonde bimbo Paris Hilton....only thing missing is
that stupid dog.
 
2012-12-30 05:42:16 PM  

Krymson Tyde: Apos: The Sun link + "She's a hottie" headline = troll ambush


Will. Not. Click.

Based on typical Fark "hottie" headlines she's a knockout. Based on what most see on a daily basis she's slightly better than above below average.


Not attractive. Bad hair. Fake boobs. Shiatty atittude. Biatchy.

What's to like?
 
2012-12-30 05:49:07 PM  
Sorry subby but in my world there's nothing hot about a shiatty, entitled outlook on life and fake boobs.

I'll take almost everyone over that biatch.
 
2012-12-30 05:50:10 PM  

Mixolydian Master: [igcelebs.com image 612x612]


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Funniest thing I've seen here in six months.

Thanks!
 
2012-12-30 05:57:48 PM  

kwame: Shalashaska: Who's the worse person: her for being a superficial coont, or me for wanting to watch her suffer a slow and agonizing death?

You are. Wishing death on anyone makes you a horrible and disgusting person.


Including Castro, who enslaved a nation for 50 years? How about Stalin? Hitler? Kim the 3rd?
John Wayne Gacy? Richard Speck? Che? Whogo Chahvez?
Those 16 guys who raped the woman(who died today) on the bus in India and used a metal pole to do it?
Osama Bin Laden's replacement? The people that killed our people in Syria? The terrorists that killed 160 people in Spain and 250 in Bali?
Let me know when you want me to stop because I can do this all day.

There are people who deserve to die and you're a mental and emotional child if you don't think so.
Hell, the Left was calling for Bush 43 to be killed for years and I doubt that bothered you too much
 
2012-12-30 06:01:40 PM  
Looks like @AliciaFoxy
 
2012-12-30 06:09:05 PM  

Orange-Pippin: What's wierd is that I don't see any Fark Independents™ defending her insatiable greed, lack of humility, modesty and decency, with the old "what do you have against the wealthy" and "greed is good" routine...


Oh, please. Troll somewhere else.

What's to defend? This chick has been royally messed up by her parents and it shows/

She is NOT someone with wealth who uses it to create anything; she is a piece of wasted humanity with no concerns other than what she wants right now.

I have an idea: let's judge you by what some azzhats in the OWS movement say.
Let's start with the one who said he wanted to murder everyone at the DoJ. Or we could use the rapists that populated the various camps.

What? That doesn't represent the OWS views?
Yeah, well, that human cum stain you're trying to say represents Independent political thought doesn't represent any ideas that Independents have, either.
 
2012-12-30 06:13:47 PM  
$200 an hour at most. I suspect Bernie Ecclestone's daughters get a Bob or two more.
 
2012-12-30 06:20:09 PM  

ParaHandy: $200 an hour at most. I suspect Bernie Ecclestone's daughters get a Bob or two more.


The Weeners refers to backpages.com, and for her that's Manhattan rates. The latter to her allowance.
 
2012-12-30 06:21:35 PM  

silverjets: Blows through £10,000 a month?? Saves nothing and only has an income of £2000 a month and isn't worried that the money will run out? Someone better teach this child what the word "finite" means.


Not just that either - why does it seem that all these "crazy rich kids with more allowance than god" seem to blow it all on stupid stuff like clothes and shoes? Who cares about brand names? Or even if you do, buy a few and be DONE WITH IT!!

With money like that you could start some serious movements, build some land empires, buy some MPs, have some travel experiences 99.9% of the world will never have...
 
2012-12-30 07:04:07 PM  

p51d007: Gee...a black version of the blonde bimbo Paris Hilton....only thing missing is that stupid dog.


Even a shiatty little yappy dog has its' pride.
 
2012-12-30 07:05:59 PM  
Ohhh this is fun where do we start

Bad really bad weave ehhh dye job but not much though not Clairol home box bad, more like mall spa bad.

If those eyebrows have seen a professional in a year I would be shocked, bad pluck job and re penciled in.

Bad fake fur cute top I think from H&M

Her "pearl bracelet" the type of things you get at clairs plastic, elastic, and pot metal as are her earrings

Her shoe collection all from the British version of 9 west, not a Louboutin in the bunch.

Drugstore make up if that brush is any indication and same for the nail polish bottle. Also NO CHANEL beauty consultant worth her salt would let her walk around with that wrongly matched foundation, so im guessing that compact is a prop.

Bad veneers on her teeth

Notice in the first and 4 foto she is wearing the same top just different colors

fake fake fake and nothing from the paps about her really a rich girl with a hot shot sauce boyfriend should be something?
 
2012-12-30 07:16:02 PM  

SubBass49: flyinglizard: Amateur, she should meet my wife.

Tryin' to work up a 3-way, eh?


i like how you think.
 
2012-12-30 07:27:51 PM  

Shalashaska: Who's the worse person: her for being a superficial coont, or me for wanting to watch her suffer a slow and agonizing death?


That is easy.. . she is. I will watch with you and bring snacks and beer.
 
2012-12-30 07:51:55 PM  
She's 23, and getting(At current conversion rates) $16 Grand a month, and uses even that much to manipulate her father? What a twat, and what a farking spineless P.O.S. dumbass of a father. They both need to play the "Prince and the Pauper" game, for about 5 years or so, get some perspective on the world.
 
2012-12-30 08:07:46 PM  
FINE... (while I'm on a roll here) most spoiled girl in Britain...


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2012-12-30 08:32:42 PM  
someone needs farked in the arse!
 
2012-12-30 08:46:14 PM  
I weep for the human race.
 
2012-12-30 09:20:30 PM  
Nothing hot about a waste of space.
 
2012-12-30 09:26:52 PM  
$10,000 a month plus a closet full of Dune Shoes, http://www.dune.co.uk/

Something ain't adding up.
 
2012-12-30 09:50:16 PM  
*shrug* thats like $700 a day. A lot? Yes.

Worth its own news article? Not really.

There are probably people who spend that an hour.
 
2012-12-30 09:59:23 PM  
That girl is ugly inside and out. There is nothing remotely attractive about her
 
2012-12-30 10:13:42 PM  

whither_apophis: ko_kyi: nice to see Fark sticking up for rich people that spend money, instead of stashing it away in foreign bank accounts.

If it were up to me, I'd tax all foreigners living abroad.


I would tax people standing in water.
 
2012-12-30 10:23:55 PM  

limeyfellow: Iron Felix: Britain's most spoiled girl?? Seriously???

[t3.gstatic.com image 224x224]

Except the Queen is an exceptionally successful business woman who heads an estate worth in the billions, while heading up dozens of charities, head of dozens of countries and has substantial civic and social duties thrust on her. Not many people could handle 600 civic duties she has to attend every year as well as run her own private businesses.

Then as a reward she has to hand 95% of her income to the Government and gets a little bit back to maintain the castles and palaces as been forced on her.

Now the girl in the article. Does not so much.


Not to mention the Queen brings a whole lot of tourist money into the U.K.
 
2012-12-31 12:19:24 AM  
Pretty sad that her parents think buying her love is the right thing to do. Way to raise a decent human being. I can't say my parents are perfect, certainly they were controlling and at times emotionally abusive. However, they did spend time with me, taking me for walks in parks or playgrounds and made sure I had toys and clean clothes. Very few of those items were expensive, in fact, many were handed down. One year, my dad fixed an old bike and painted it to look new and I was totally fine with that. I certainly didn't suffer from being told "no" to many toys. At nine I really wanted a cabbage patch kid($30) and kept begging and begging. Finally they said yes if I saved up my allowance and some chore money(My mom would pay me a penny for every dandelion plucked off the lawn), so I saved up and bought one. I played with it some, but I was never much of a doll girl and my new baby brother turned out to be pretty cool, so once he could move around a bit and sit up he was way better than that doll.
 
2012-12-31 12:50:58 AM  
"She says she 'could never date someone who is poor'

I doubt that very much. If there is one thing a spoiled little princess can't resist it's a broke-ass shady scoundrel.

combatblog.net
 
2012-12-31 02:10:40 AM  

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Definition: Troll-anyone who says something you disagree with. Usage-when you've got nuthin ' else.


Correction: A troll is someone who's being a deliberate asshole to get attention.
But then you already knew that.
 
2012-12-31 03:41:52 AM  

cookiefleck: meh, i've met socialites from texas that get more a month. they don't advertise. the chick in the article sounds like new money.


Me too - I didn't know how much money they had, but yeah - they had that much money. Seriously, one of them used to get driven to school in a chaufer-driven limousine. (However the fark you spell chauffeur) Their family had a fountain in the middle of Main Street named after them - because they had so much money they decided to build a fountain in the middle of Main Street.

Any displays of wealth were just incidental. Oh, the limo to school every day? Well, yeah, that's just because my parents are so busy (forget that there is a school bus). That fountain with the family name in the middle of Main Street? That was just something my Grandpa did when he was feeling generous.

The family I'm talking about didn't throw around their wealth and flaunt it in front of you on purpose. They just couldn't help it.

The "girl" in this article just seems like a new money whore. "Yeah, look at me, I got 300 shoes! That makes me better than you."
 
2012-12-31 03:56:18 AM  
Came here for the mockery, staying for the racism.

Very classy, Farkers. Very Stormfront of you.
 
2012-12-31 09:07:25 AM  

limeyfellow: Iron Felix: Britain's most spoiled girl?? Seriously???

[t3.gstatic.com image 224x224]

Except the Queen is an exceptionally successful business woman who heads an estate worth in the billions, while heading up dozens of charities, head of dozens of countries and has substantial civic and social duties thrust on her. Not many people could handle 600 civic duties she has to attend every year as well as run her own private businesses.

Then as a reward she has to hand 95% of her income to the Government and gets a little bit back to maintain the castles and palaces as been forced on her.

Now the girl in the article. Does not so much.


Business women? what ventures has she launched? I though she inherited a shti ton of property.

Spot on with civic and charity work. Seriously hats off to her. It is a bit absurd to compare the queen to this daft coont.

As far as handing "her" income back, isn't the source fo that incomefrom properties inhereted through her families actions as "royalty". Kind of like saying a family who owned slaves and used them to build a nice town, then later after the slaves were freed "allowed" them to live in the town with low rent.

Bathia_Mapes: Not to mention the Queen brings a whole lot of tourist money into the U.K


I don't know anybody who went tot he UK to see the queen or the royal family. Buckingham palace on the other hand...
 
2012-12-31 09:22:44 AM  

Happy Hours: The "girl" in this article just seems like a new money whore. "Yeah, look at me, I got 300 shoes! That makes me better than you."


That's Worthington's Law: "More Money = Better Than"
 
2012-12-31 11:13:54 AM  
Whatever. I've done uglier faces (and she gives a truly mind-blowing handjob, rest of teh sex is also great). Would hit, probably crazy in the sack.
 
2012-12-31 11:27:30 AM  
Daddy, I want an Oompa Loompa! I want a a god damn Oompa Loompa NOW!
 
2012-12-31 12:03:15 PM  

Hickory-smoked: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Definition: Troll-anyone who says something you disagree with. Usage-when you've got nuthin ' else.

Correction: A troll is someone who's being a deliberate asshole to get attention.
But then you already knew that.


Which is what is so clever about calling someone a troll. Because, obviously, if they are posting to get attention, then OF COURSE they simply CAN'T BE SERIOUS about whatever they are talking about. Their position, their argument, is automatically relegated to the trash heap. Which means, of course, that YOUR position, your argument, must therefore be right.

It's a type of name calling, ad hominem, and of creating a fake little reality bubble. Libbies, particularly, absolutely LOVE this clever little ploy.

But it has one fatal weakness: if someone calls you on it, calling a person a troll totally loses it's effectiveness. You can sit there all day and say "Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll!" and you just end up sounding like an idiot who has no other argument to bring to the table.

Try to have an adequate day.

Best,

JAOCHG
 
2012-12-31 07:37:52 PM  

NephilimNexus: "She says she 'could never date someone who is poor'

I doubt that very much. If there is one thing a spoiled little princess can't resist it's a broke-ass shady scoundrel.

[combatblog.net image 500x376]


As long as he isn't scruffy looking
 
2012-12-31 09:02:51 PM  

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Hickory-smoked: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Definition: Troll-anyone who says something you disagree with. Usage-when you've got nuthin ' else.

Correction: A troll is someone who's being a deliberate asshole to get attention.
But then you already knew that.

Which is what is so clever about calling someone a troll. Because, obviously, if they are posting to get attention, then OF COURSE they simply CAN'T BE SERIOUS about whatever they are talking about. Their position, their argument, is automatically relegated to the trash heap. Which means, of course, that YOUR position, your argument, must therefore be right.


Yeah, I'm guessing that you never studied formal logic.

Furthermore, how is "Reminds me of Michelle Obama" an argument?
 
2012-12-31 10:37:56 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: limeyfellow: Iron Felix: Britain's most spoiled girl?? Seriously???

[t3.gstatic.com image 224x224]

Except the Queen is an exceptionally successful business woman who heads an estate worth in the billions, while heading up dozens of charities, head of dozens of countries and has substantial civic and social duties thrust on her. Not many people could handle 600 civic duties she has to attend every year as well as run her own private businesses.

Then as a reward she has to hand 95% of her income to the Government and gets a little bit back to maintain the castles and palaces as been forced on her.

Now the girl in the article. Does not so much.

Not to mention the Queen brings a whole lot of tourist money into the U.K.


She certainly does.

/Thanks for the sponsorship, BTW. :)
 
2012-12-31 11:38:10 PM  

Apos: Bathia_Mapes: limeyfellow: Iron Felix: Britain's most spoiled girl?? Seriously???

[t3.gstatic.com image 224x224]

Except the Queen is an exceptionally successful business woman who heads an estate worth in the billions, while heading up dozens of charities, head of dozens of countries and has substantial civic and social duties thrust on her. Not many people could handle 600 civic duties she has to attend every year as well as run her own private businesses.

Then as a reward she has to hand 95% of her income to the Government and gets a little bit back to maintain the castles and palaces as been forced on her.

Now the girl in the article. Does not so much.

Not to mention the Queen brings a whole lot of tourist money into the U.K.

She certainly does.

/Thanks for the sponsorship, BTW. :)


You're very welcome. :-)
 
2013-01-01 01:48:41 AM  

Hickory-smoked: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Hickory-smoked: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Definition: Troll-anyone who says something you disagree with. Usage-when you've got nuthin ' else.

Correction: A troll is someone who's being a deliberate asshole to get attention.
But then you already knew that.

Which is what is so clever about calling someone a troll. Because, obviously, if they are posting to get attention, then OF COURSE they simply CAN'T BE SERIOUS about whatever they are talking about. Their position, their argument, is automatically relegated to the trash heap. Which means, of course, that YOUR position, your argument, must therefore be right.

Yeah, I'm guessing that you never studied formal logic.

Furthermore, how is "Reminds me of Michelle Obama" an argument?


>>>>>Yeah, I'm guessing that you never studied formal logic.

guess again, assumption-breath.

>>>>>Furthermore, how is "Reminds me of Michelle Obama" an argument?

It's a joke, idiot. But silly me, I forgot that libbies don't have a sense of humor about their holy objects.
 
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