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2012-12-30 12:37:39 PM

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: mat catastrophe: We get it. She's black.

Reminds me of Michelle Obama.


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2012-12-30 12:40:41 PM
Am I supposed to be jealous of this woman?  She defines her existence by the accumulation of material goods.
 
2012-12-30 12:40:43 PM
She ain't pretty, she just looks that way.
 
2012-12-30 12:45:40 PM

here to help: accelerus: This is just a scaled up version of the poor black people that go and buy or "rent to own" a set of rims. It's just fake crap for a fake person.

Even having $32K a month thrown at her, I bet she still has bills that are late.

I wouldn't wish death on her -- the best possible punishment for her is to lose it all and live on the street eating out of a dumpster (or whatever they call them over on that side of the pond)

Upset your first race baiting troll didn't work so you decided to try again?

That's so cute.


Not at all, I'm at work, bored off my ass and just waiting for 3pm to get here. Race baiting -- nah, I just calls em' like I sees em'

Every race has their stereotypical pieces of crap -- this particular example just happens to have a rich daddy. If I started wearing a wife beater, drinking moonshine, and having sex with my sister -- I'd fully expect someone to point out how I was just some inbred redneck.
 
2012-12-30 12:46:04 PM

Lorelle: With all that money you'd think she could get a better boob job.


Not convinced it is a boob job, but slutty bra's.
 
2012-12-30 12:46:12 PM

PC LOAD LETTER: Fark has a walkon part for playing 4chan today, I see.


Walk-on. It's walk-on.
 
2012-12-30 12:47:10 PM

liam76: Lorelle: With all that money you'd think she could get a better boob job.

Not convinced it is a boob job, but slutty bra's.


Moron.
 
2012-12-30 12:47:30 PM
I'd tap that ass like a keg...
Then I'd let her in on the fact that I'm not rich...

She's sexy on the surface but has an ugly personality from what I can gather.
 
2012-12-30 12:48:12 PM
Hideous Amtrak nose.
 
2012-12-30 12:50:14 PM

accelerus: Not at all, I'm at work, bored off my ass and just waiting for 3pm to get here. Race baiting -- nah, I just calls em' like I sees em'


Poor white people waste money stupid sh*t too.
 
2012-12-30 12:51:46 PM

zabadu: WhippingBoy: Krymson Tyde: Apos: The Sun link + "She's a hottie" headline = troll ambush


Will. Not. Click.

Based on typical Fark "hottie" headlines she's a knockout. Based on what most see on a daily basis she's slightly better than above average.

Where do you live? Uglytown? She's not hideous, but "slightly better than above average" is being far too kind.

Very true. And in a few years, she'll be even worse. And I guess Farkers give a pass on weight requirements when it's a sister.


...she's fat?
 
2012-12-30 12:52:16 PM
Hottie? Not so much, but doable.
 
2012-12-30 12:55:51 PM
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2012-12-30 12:57:08 PM

zabadu: WhippingBoy: Krymson Tyde: Apos: The Sun link + "She's a hottie" headline = troll ambush


Will. Not. Click.

Based on typical Fark "hottie" headlines she's a knockout. Based on what most see on a daily basis she's slightly better than above average.

Where do you live? Uglytown? She's not hideous, but "slightly better than above average" is being far too kind.

Very true. And in a few years, she'll be even worse. And I guess Farkers give a pass on weight requirements when it's a sister.


Eh, I like them a little thicker anyways usually. She's certainly doable, but dear god I wouldn't want to date her or talk to her. The whole "Spend money on me to prove you love me" shiat is one of the worst types of attitudes to have in life.

/the whole being a "sister" as you called it would just be icing on the cake.
 
2012-12-30 12:58:49 PM
Not a hottie in my book.

While I am not the least bit racist I just cant seem to get excited about the dark meat.
 
2012-12-30 01:00:54 PM

retarded: rocky_howard: I'm flabbergasted because she has no discernible unique racial traits.

She looks Asian, black, white, even native american O_o

half-Cuban, half-Jamaican

[photos.modelmayhem.com image 583x874]



her profile is a hoot!

Skills
General Sports
AEROBICS, BOWLING, CHEER LEADING, FISHING, ICE SKATE, JUMP ROPE DOUBLE DUTCH, KICK BOXING, ROCK CLIMBER, ROLLER SKATE, ROLLERBLADE, RUNNING, TRAMPOLINE
Swimming
BACK STROKE, BREAST STROKE, BUTTERFLY, DIVING, FREESTYLE, SWIMMING, GENERAL
Dance
CLUB/FREESTYLE, HIP HOP, TAP
Improvisation
IMPROV, GENERAL, LONG FORM, SHORT FORM, SKETCH
Languages
FRENCH, GREEK, SPANISH
Dialects
BRITISH, COCKNEY, IRISH, JAMAICAN, MINNESOTA / WISCONSIN, NEW ENGLAND / BOSTON, NEW YORK / BRONX, NEW YORK / BROOKLYN, PUERTO RICAN, SPANISH
Instruments
KEYBOARDS, PIANO, VIOLIN
Miscellaneous Skills
BARTENDER, CHEF, HOSTING, SINGER
Stunts
CHEERLEADING, ROAD DRIVING
Track & Field
HURDLE, LONG DISTANCE, LONG JUMP, RELAY, SPRINTER, TRACK, GENERAL
Cycling
CYCLING, GENERAL
Singing
JAZZ, MUSICAL THEATER, POP, R&B, RAP
Circus Ski
 
2012-12-30 01:07:33 PM
 JUMP ROPE DOUBLE DUTCH
 
2012-12-30 01:08:00 PM

larrimo: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: mat catastrophe: We get it. She's black.

Reminds me of Michelle Obama.

[media.comicvine.com image 640x433]


Definition: Troll-anyone who says something you disagree with. Usage-when you've got nuthin ' else.
 
2012-12-30 01:08:57 PM

cookiefleck: meh, i've met socialites from texas that get more a month. they don't advertise. the chick in the article sounds like new money.


Excellent observation! I totally agree. Here, where I live in central NJ, the "older money" is very quiet and very philanthropic, while the new money is much more vulgar about it, and they tend to treat others who aren't nearly as wealthy like shiat.

Meanwhile, this article and girl reminds me of Rich Kids of Instagram. (I gotta admit I'm such a dumbass I don't know if it's actually parody! :) )
 
2012-12-30 01:12:53 PM
Maybe dad's clients will read this and stop doing business with him because he must be over charging them if he has that much to spend on his coont daughter. Probably not.
 
2012-12-30 01:14:47 PM
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2012-12-30 01:15:45 PM

Ima4nic8or: Not a hottie in my book.

While I am not the least bit racist I just cant seem to get excited about the dark meat.


A wise man once said, "They're all pink on the inside..."
 
2012-12-30 01:17:16 PM
What IS becoming blatantly obvious here is that very few folks seem to know the definition of hottie?
 
2012-12-30 01:20:39 PM
Ew.
 
2012-12-30 01:21:56 PM

Buffet: What IS becoming blatantly obvious here is that very few folks seem to know the definition of hottie?


Odds are if it is used on a Fark headline, it will mean the exact opposite.
 
2012-12-30 01:22:25 PM
When I see spoiled little airhead twits like this, I'm always reminded of two sayings that my late grandmother used to say to me.

1 - "You can tell what God thinks about money by looking at the people He gives it to"

and

2 - "The things you see when you haven't got a gun"
 
2012-12-30 01:23:52 PM
Nothing a good solid harsh steel toed kick in the uterus wouldn't solve.
 
2012-12-30 01:24:35 PM
This is why I am not particularly concerned about the estate tax. Trust- fund idiots have it back in the economy within a generation anyhow.
 
2012-12-30 01:26:13 PM

FatherChaos: Damn Sun and no pic linking...

So. the fifth picture down. The one with her standing next to the car.

Is it just me, or does everyone imagine her doing the Peggy Bundy walk?


Just gotta try a little harder with the Sun . . .

img.thesun.co.uk
/Hot
//Like a butterface in the dark
 
2012-12-30 01:27:15 PM
Gina continues: "When my parents divorced, my mum was left with a huge settlement so I'm not worried the money will run out.

"I've never had to worry about money, so I don't have a concept of it. When my dad bought me a fur coat I made him get rid of it because I'm against animal cruelty.

"It cost more than the average car and he accused me of wasting his money. But I'm not interested in how much it cost."


Blows through £10,000 a month?? Saves nothing and only has an income of £2000 a month and isn't worried that the money will run out? Someone better teach this child what the word "finite" means.
 
2012-12-30 01:29:00 PM

White Rhino: Recoil Therapy: What a masterful job of trolling by The Sun.  Granted, she's an absolute waste of protoplasm & hopefully never breeds but whoever wrote that is an expert at reeling people in.

/it's probably too much to hope for that her parents read this & have a "what have we done" epiphany...

I'd hardly call it "expert" it's so blatantly obvious that they're trying to stir up conflict. Then again the masses are easily fooled and quick to anger.


You have to keep in mind that for the people of Britland, The Sun is as about as good as is gets outside of BBC approved/propaganda journalism.

Remember, they still think 70yld, dust covered, gray people sitting at a kitchen table table eating crackers and drinking tea broadcast by the BBC some 50 years ago is entertaining comedy telie.
 
2012-12-30 01:29:04 PM

Apos: The Sun link + "She's a hottie" headline = troll ambush

Will. Not. Click.


Oh please.... you clicked it like everyone else in this thread.
 
2012-12-30 01:34:10 PM
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2012-12-30 01:42:00 PM

Recoil Therapy: What a masterful job of trolling by The Sun.  Granted, she's an absolute waste of protoplasm & hopefully never breeds but whoever wrote that is an expert at reeling people in.

/it's probably too much to hope for that her parents read this & have a "what have we done" epiphany...


Well, it's also total bullshiat. They ran the same story with slightly different numbers and a different actress. I think they got rid of the divorce bit, but the writing style is almost identical, and the same 'love' angle was played up. Same shots for the pics, too--the girl posing with her stuff and doing makeup, the same emphasized figures beneath.

So yeah, this is faker than an Engrish-subtitled porno.
 
2012-12-30 01:44:25 PM

accelerus: Sooner or later the money will run out - hopefully past a time when she's able to turn her life around and make it on her own. She will get to liquidate he crap for 10 cents on the dollar and hopefully be living on the street.

Just think -- it takes $32,000 dollars every month to make her even half attractive (great body -- meh face) You can be sure she has nothing important or interesting to say.

I find it hilarious and ironic that even on the other side of the world black people are just as irresponsible as money as they are over here.


Mean old coot.
/mommy didn't love you eh?
//wtf iis wrong with you that you would hope for somebody's money or luck to run out after they are too old to turn their life around?
///I hope you become homeless and die under a bridge of syphilis contracted while turning tricks with trannies.
 
2012-12-30 01:47:24 PM

whither_apophis: ko_kyi: nice to see Fark sticking up for rich people that spend money, instead of stashing it away in foreign bank accounts.

If it were up to me, I'd tax all foreigners living abroad.


I didn't pay a dime of taxes on my income in 2009 when I was living in Sweden and Norway.

/suck it
 
2012-12-30 01:48:38 PM
Makes me think of...
 
2012-12-30 02:15:28 PM
Can you imagine having to be the poor Vietnameese immigrant that has to give this coont her brazilian bikini wax?
Having to sit there with her vag in your face, listening to her cry about how her daddy issues, how her boyfriend need$ to spend more money her and how much she loves her new 20K Hermes handbag.
Must be all it takes to keep from grabbing a hot curling iron and shoving up her.
It would probably be worth being deported.
 
2012-12-30 02:19:18 PM
300 designer shoes, all left foot.
 
2012-12-30 02:20:10 PM
Amateur, she should meet my wife.
 
2012-12-30 02:21:32 PM

flyinglizard: Amateur, she should meet my wife.


Tryin' to work up a 3-way, eh?
 
2012-12-30 02:28:43 PM

NightOwl2255: Britain's most spoiled girl gets £10,000 a month allowance.

Petra Ecclestone scoffs at such pedestrian allowance.


Holy shiatballs Batman! How in God's name were you able to read that wall of drivel?
 
2012-12-30 02:50:01 PM

FatherChaos: Damn Sun and no pic linking...

So. the fifth picture down. The one with her standing next to the car.

Is it just me, or does everyone imagine her doing the Peggy Bundy walk?


The car looks nice enough, but the photo's been reversed. The steering wheel is on the wrong side.
 
2012-12-30 02:51:33 PM
What's wierd is that I don't see any Fark Independents™ defending her insatiable greed, lack of humility, modesty and decency, with the old "what do you have against the wealthy" and "greed is good" routine...
 
2012-12-30 02:55:09 PM
Britain's most spoiled girl?? Seriously???

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2012-12-30 03:01:34 PM

retarded: I would wreck that ass.


I would tow it and send it to impound.
 
2012-12-30 03:10:18 PM
She also should win the award for the UK's most shallow bimbo. Her life sounds sad and pathetic, especially the part when she states how she demands money from her parents to show her how much they "love" her. Ya, no wonder daddy left, if I was her mom i'd leave too and take all the money with me while laughing as she starves because she can't afford her high-priced luxury food.
 
2012-12-30 03:35:30 PM
Gina claims her 38-year-old brother Sebastian is even MORE spoiled than she is.

She says: "He is on a different level. Anything he asks for, he gets without hesitation. He's wasted so much of my parents' money on his failed business ideas."


WTH at least he's trying to make it on his own...
 
2012-12-30 03:37:44 PM

BumpInTheNight: British-rich.


No, chav-rich. British rich doesn't have to brag about it in a low-rent tabloid.
 
2012-12-30 03:51:31 PM

retarded: rocky_howard: I'm flabbergasted because she has no discernible unique racial traits.

She looks Asian, black, white, even native american O_o

half-Cuban, half-Jamaican

[photos.modelmayhem.com image 583x874]


So we know she can roll blunts
 
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