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(The Sun)   Not News: Britain's most spoiled girl gets £10,000 a month allowance. Fark: She's a hottie (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 200
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2012-12-30 11:48:27 AM  
Fark: She's a hottie (w/pics)

Damn you, subby! Why do I keep falling for this?
 
2012-12-30 11:49:48 AM  
Shall we always study to obtain more of these things, and not sometimes to be content with less?
 
2012-12-30 11:49:53 AM  
I wonder what her underwear colection looks like.
 
2012-12-30 11:50:01 AM  

I ain't saying she's a gold digger, but she ain't going out with no broke ..... UH!


cache.vevo.com

 
2012-12-30 11:50:32 AM  

NutWrench: Fark: She's a hottie (w/pics)

Damn you, subby! Why do I keep falling for this?


She's not too bad really, compared to some of the man o' wars that are featured in Sun articles.
 
2012-12-30 11:51:32 AM  
"I could never date someone who was poor."

Well I could never date someone who looks like she starts every morning with a shovel to the face and wears more makeup than I do clothing, so I guess that's it then.
 
2012-12-30 11:51:47 AM  
Where do they dig these self promoters up? It seems there is a big line.
 
2012-12-30 11:52:46 AM  
after reading that article i'd say all she needs is a good ass kicking
 
2012-12-30 11:52:53 AM  
Since when are there black people, let alone black wealthy people in the UK?
 
2012-12-30 11:52:54 AM  
This is just a scaled up version of the poor black people that go and buy or "rent to own" a set of rims. It's just fake crap for a fake person.

Even having $32K a month thrown at her, I bet she still has bills that are late.

I wouldn't wish death on her -- the best possible punishment for her is to lose it all and live on the street eating out of a dumpster (or whatever they call them over on that side of the pond)
 
2012-12-30 11:53:20 AM  
she's in for a hard reality if daddy goes belly up.

not that I wish that on her, but I wish that on her.
 
2012-12-30 11:53:39 AM  
A Sun write up won't make her famous, sex tape to be released in three months.
 
2012-12-30 11:53:51 AM  
She looks like almost all of the skinny pretentious little annoying black women who come into the department store I work in to buy anything we have with the Michael Kors name on it.

300.00 for a handbag made out of PVC?

Its plastic you idiots..
 
2012-12-30 11:54:04 AM  

Krymson Tyde: Apos: Krymson Tyde: Apos: The Sun link + "She's a hottie" headline = troll ambush


Will. Not. Click.

Based on typical Fark "hottie" headlines she's a knockout. Based on what most see on a daily basis she's slightly better than above average.

Your judgement is usually unerring, amigo, but this is more of a vow I'm trying to keep. I'll just use the thread as a guide-which thus far has led me to believe that she's the chocolate version of:

I can offer a possible explanation to you an whipping boy: after a loooong week at work I am partaking a bit early today.


Ahhh...It all makes sense now. Carry on, then.
 
2012-12-30 11:54:35 AM  
nice to see Fark sticking up for rich people that spend money, instead of stashing it away in foreign bank accounts.
 
2012-12-30 11:55:10 AM  
I love these 'hottie' links, I click them just to see what trainwreck will be staring back at me each and every time. I've never been dissapointed.
 
2012-12-30 11:55:50 AM  
s8.postimage.org
 
2012-12-30 11:56:02 AM  

ko_kyi: nice to see Fark sticking up for rich people that spend money, instead of stashing it away in foreign bank accounts.


If it were up to me, I'd tax all foreigners living abroad.
 
2012-12-30 11:56:06 AM  
Obnoxious.
I need my parents to buy me things to prove they love me.
Honey, if they loved you they would never have let you turn out this way.
 
2012-12-30 11:57:03 AM  
She could actually be much prettier if she stopped shaping her eyebrows in such a crappy way. No cure for the piss poor view on life though.
 
2012-12-30 12:00:07 PM  

whither_apophis: If it were up to me, I'd tax all foreigners living abroad.


Could you post your campaign website? I'd like to donate.
 
2012-12-30 12:02:02 PM  
Britain's most spoiled girl gets £10,000 a month allowance.

Petra Ecclestone scoffs at such pedestrian allowance.
 
2012-12-30 12:04:17 PM  
So even a word close to that n word is censored? Maybe the censorship of that word is a reference to what I was trying to reference. *shrug*
 
2012-12-30 12:04:21 PM  

Mangoose: Like no rich girl out there is getting more than 10k a month?


Some lucky girls get 10k a night... if ya know what I'm sayin...
 
2012-12-30 12:04:37 PM  
She doesn't need a new dress or a new handbag; she needs a new soul. The one thing all her money can't buy her.
 
2012-12-30 12:08:11 PM  
Meh. She's good for the economy. Let her spend.
 
2012-12-30 12:08:23 PM  
igcelebs.com
 
2012-12-30 12:10:34 PM  

Shalashaska: Who's the worse person: her for being a superficial coont, or me for wanting to watch her suffer a slow and agonizing death?


Superficial drinks 10,000. bottle of liquor at night club, jumps into 200,000. sports car...even.
 
2012-12-30 12:11:32 PM  

Shalashaska: Who's the worse person: her for being a superficial coont, or me for wanting to watch her suffer a slow and agonizing death?


You are. Wishing death on anyone makes you a horrible and disgusting person.
 
2012-12-30 12:14:09 PM  
Fark has a walkon part for playing 4chan today, I see.
 
2012-12-30 12:16:21 PM  

Rufus Lee King: [graphics8.nytimes.com image 600x380]



Don't be that guy.
 
2012-12-30 12:16:25 PM  

kwame: You are. Wishing death on anyone makes you a horrible and disgusting person.


How cute.
 
2012-12-30 12:16:46 PM  
Not a hottie. Would probably throw her a pity lay though.
 
2012-12-30 12:18:29 PM  

cajunns: after reading that article i'd say all she needs is a good ass kicking


or Reality Show
 
2012-12-30 12:18:59 PM  
Something doesn't quite add up here. 10k a month is a lot of money, but I don't think it buys you a 5 bedroom house with a pool in Kings Cross.
 
2012-12-30 12:21:56 PM  

accelerus: This is just a scaled up version of the poor black people that go and buy or "rent to own" a set of rims. It's just fake crap for a fake person.

Even having $32K a month thrown at her, I bet she still has bills that are late.

I wouldn't wish death on her -- the best possible punishment for her is to lose it all and live on the street eating out of a dumpster (or whatever they call them over on that side of the pond)


Upset your first race baiting troll didn't work so you decided to try again?

That's so cute.
 
2012-12-30 12:22:43 PM  

pjc51: Something doesn't quite add up here. 10k a month is a lot of money, but I don't think it buys you a 5 bedroom house with a pool in Kings Cross.


In the article somewhere I think it says one of her parents pays for her place. The 10k a month is spending money.
 
2012-12-30 12:23:27 PM  
It's amazing how useless she makes herself out to be.
 
2012-12-30 12:25:27 PM  

pjc51: Something doesn't quite add up here. 10k a month is a lot of money, but I don't think it buys you a 5 bedroom house with a pool in Kings Cross.


No no no no you have it all wrong. DADDY buys her the house... you know, to prove he loves her.
 
2012-12-30 12:27:33 PM  

kwame: Shalashaska: Who's the worse person: her for being a superficial coont, or me for wanting to watch her suffer a slow and agonizing death?

You are. Wishing death on anyone makes you a horrible and disgusting person.


I just now realized that the woman from the article is actually a Real Doll. My apologies for insulting your lady.
 
2012-12-30 12:28:50 PM  
Clicked and thought Wanda Sykes' daughter trying out for mom's old role in Pootie-Tang. Then I saw she is just British.
 
2012-12-30 12:30:28 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: If mommy & daddy really loved her they'd yank the allowance and let her make it on her own. Sink or swim, baby. Time for some tough love.


Hmmmm.... I could give her some rough love.

She looks like she would like it.
 
2012-12-30 12:30:41 PM  
I dated a girl like that but did not feel good about the money and tryed to make buk in the end she left me. And I'm haooy well happy
 
2012-12-30 12:31:10 PM  

Shalashaska: kwame: Shalashaska: Who's the worse person: her for being a superficial coont, or me for wanting to watch her suffer a slow and agonizing death?

You are. Wishing death on anyone makes you a horrible and disgusting person.

I just now realized that the woman from the article is actually a Real Doll. My apologies for insulting your lady.


All that does is let me know you remember a thread from a year and a half ago, kid. You're still an awful person.
 
2012-12-30 12:31:59 PM  

WhippingBoy: Krymson Tyde: Apos: The Sun link + "She's a hottie" headline = troll ambush


Will. Not. Click.

Based on typical Fark "hottie" headlines she's a knockout. Based on what most see on a daily basis she's slightly better than above average.

Where do you live? Uglytown? She's not hideous, but "slightly better than above average" is being far too kind.


Very true. And in a few years, she'll be even worse. And I guess Farkers give a pass on weight requirements when it's a sister.
 
2012-12-30 12:33:46 PM  

mat catastrophe: We get it. She's black.


Reminds me of Michelle Obama.
 
2012-12-30 12:33:58 PM  
Ironic...all that money, but it won't bring daddy back.
 
2012-12-30 12:35:41 PM  

Mixolydian Master: [igcelebs.com image 612x612]


This made me laugh. Granted, I had to research who Nicki Minaj was, but then I laughed.
 
2012-12-30 12:36:28 PM  
I can't imagine how big of a pain in the ass this chick is. She comes with bonus entitlement issues as well.
 
2012-12-30 12:36:52 PM  
TFA : "She says: "I know I'm spoiled, but I need my parents to buy me things to prove they love me.
"My dad will buy me anything that I ask for to show me how much he cares."

If my kid said anything along the same lines, I'll reply "Sure, you can have whatever you want, anything at all. As long as you work and pay for it yourself".

Either that or "Go fark yourself!"
 
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