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(The Sun)   Not News: Britain's most spoiled girl gets £10,000 a month allowance. Fark: She's a hottie (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 200
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2012-12-30 02:32:20 AM
I'm glad she toned down her makeup since her Flavor of Love days...

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2012-12-30 04:28:45 AM
With all that money you'd think she could get a better boob job.
 
2012-12-30 07:12:08 AM
What a masterful job of trolling by The Sun.  Granted, she's an absolute waste of protoplasm & hopefully never breeds but whoever wrote that is an expert at reeling people in.

/it's probably too much to hope for that her parents read this & have a "what have we done" epiphany...
 
2012-12-30 07:44:11 AM
I started to read that as Batman's most spoiled girl.  This article is significantly less interesting than I initially thought.
 
2012-12-30 08:23:38 AM
*Yawn* Yes precious, you're unique.
 
2012-12-30 09:11:49 AM
The Sun link + "She's a hottie" headline = troll ambush


Will. Not. Click.
 
2012-12-30 09:47:10 AM
Like no rich girl out there is getting more than 10k a month?
 
2012-12-30 09:59:05 AM

Apos: The Sun link + "She's a hottie" headline = troll ambush


Will. Not. Click.


Based on typical Fark "hottie" headlines she's a knockout. Based on what most see on a daily basis she's slightly better than above average.
 
2012-12-30 10:43:38 AM
IT'S A MAN, BABY!
 
2012-12-30 10:46:00 AM
Wow, there must be almost $40 worth of shoes on that bed.
 
2012-12-30 10:59:44 AM
If mommy & daddy really loved her they'd yank the allowance and let her make it on her own. Sink or swim, baby. Time for some tough love.
 
2012-12-30 11:01:41 AM

Krymson Tyde: Apos: The Sun link + "She's a hottie" headline = troll ambush


Will. Not. Click.

Based on typical Fark "hottie" headlines she's a knockout. Based on what most see on a daily basis she's slightly better than above average.


Your judgement is usually unerring, amigo, but this is more of a vow I'm trying to keep. I'll just use the thread as a guide-which thus far has led me to believe that she's the chocolate version of:

fc01.deviantart.net
 
2012-12-30 11:12:05 AM
The only problem I see is that for a "spoiled girl" she certainly has the most pedestrian taste in everything I've ever seen.
 
2012-12-30 11:23:51 AM
British-rich.
 
2012-12-30 11:26:30 AM
I guess there's a modmin who still thinks this Sun + Hottie thing is funny and warrants a daily greenlight.

That same modmin should look at the dwindling comment counts on Main and maybe get a clue.
 
2012-12-30 11:26:56 AM

Krymson Tyde: Apos: The Sun link + "She's a hottie" headline = troll ambush


Will. Not. Click.

Based on typical Fark "hottie" headlines she's a knockout. Based on what most see on a daily basis she's slightly better than above average.


Where do you live? Uglytown? She's not hideous, but "slightly better than above average" is being far too kind.
 
2012-12-30 11:27:16 AM
Money can't buy class.
 
2012-12-30 11:27:39 AM

Bathia_Mapes: If mommy & daddy really loved her they'd yank the allowance and let her make it on her own. Sink or swim, baby. Time for some tough love.


Yes, IF...
 
2012-12-30 11:28:23 AM
Damn Sun and no pic linking...

So. the fifth picture down. The one with her standing next to the car.

Is it just me, or does everyone imagine her doing the Peggy Bundy walk?
 
2012-12-30 11:29:04 AM
"I need my parents to buy me things to prove they love me." All you farking men out there, let this be lesson number 1.
 
2012-12-30 11:29:13 AM
She will never date anyone who is not rich I bet she will be alone for a while, I guess she will just rent them on by monthly basis
 
2012-12-30 11:29:55 AM

Bedstead Polisher: Money can't buy class.


but it can buy dat ass (apparently)
 
2012-12-30 11:30:03 AM
I would do her, but that weave/wig on her head is a mess
 
2012-12-30 11:30:19 AM
Ah, she's British hot.
 
2012-12-30 11:31:34 AM
I'm flabbergasted because she has no discernible unique racial traits.

She looks Asian, black, white, even native american O_o
 
2012-12-30 11:31:45 AM
I'd make a Mocha Latte out of dat ass....
 
2012-12-30 11:32:49 AM
I would wreck that ass.
 
2012-12-30 11:34:08 AM

Recoil Therapy: What a masterful job of trolling by The Sun.  Granted, she's an absolute waste of protoplasm & hopefully never breeds but whoever wrote that is an expert at reeling people in.

/it's probably too much to hope for that her parents read this & have a "what have we done" epiphany...


I'd hardly call it "expert" it's so blatantly obvious that they're trying to stir up conflict. Then again the masses are easily fooled and quick to anger.
 
2012-12-30 11:35:35 AM

Gunderson: I'd make a Mocha Latte out of dat ass....


Would have been a simulpost but took me a minute to get my pants back on.
 
2012-12-30 11:36:10 AM

beantowndog: Wow, there must be almost $40 worth of shoes on that bed.


beantowndog: Wow, there must be almost $40 worth of shoes on that bed.


Bad Photoshop...
 
2012-12-30 11:36:31 AM
Nottie
 
2012-12-30 11:37:11 AM
"Could never date someone who is poor"

Translation: She wants a 20k/month allowance.
 
2012-12-30 11:38:35 AM

rocky_howard: I'm flabbergasted because she has no discernible unique racial traits.

She looks Asian, black, white, even native american O_o


half-Cuban, half-Jamaican

photos.modelmayhem.com
 
2012-12-30 11:38:36 AM
Ahhh, trying to fill the hole in your soul with material stuff.......it only makes the hole bigger.

/but keep on trying
//we love trainwrecks
 
2012-12-30 11:39:38 AM
We get it. She's black.
 
2012-12-30 11:40:03 AM

BumpInTheNight: British-rich.


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2012-12-30 11:41:12 AM

Apos: The Sun link + "She's a hottie" headline = troll ambush


Will. Not. Click.


Good decision.
 
2012-12-30 11:41:52 AM
meh, i've met socialites from texas that get more a month. they don't advertise. the chick in the article sounds like new money.
 
2012-12-30 11:41:52 AM
But does she bleach her a-hole?
 
2012-12-30 11:41:58 AM
they let their negroes have money over there?? ker-azy
 
2012-12-30 11:42:14 AM
I have an idea... Let's put her on a bus in India !
 
2012-12-30 11:43:41 AM
I wonder if the shopping bags from designer shops have ebay value. Then you could display the bags as if you had money. You know, faking it.
 
2012-12-30 11:43:46 AM
Better to live modestly and save ( & cautiously invest) most of that allowance. But what do I know? By her standards, I'm poor...
 
2012-12-30 11:43:54 AM

Recoil Therapy: What a masterful job of trolling by The Sun.  Granted, she's an absolute waste of protoplasm & hopefully never breeds but whoever wrote that is an expert at reeling people in.

/it's probably too much to hope for that her parents read this & have a "what have we done" epiphany...


farking "hottie w/pics" gets you every time!
 
2012-12-30 11:45:17 AM
Who's the worse person: her for being a superficial coont, or me for wanting to watch her suffer a slow and agonizing death?
 
2012-12-30 11:45:24 AM
When was that picture taken because all those shoes are so 5 years ago!! Did she get them from her mom?

Loser!!
 
2012-12-30 11:46:50 AM

NeedlesslyCanadian: IT'S A MAN, BABY!


cupofzup.com
 
2012-12-30 11:47:52 AM
thisiszombocom: they let their negroes have money over there?? ker-azy

The term 'negroes' is a bit offensive. The use of 'coloured' is preferred.
 
2012-12-30 11:48:05 AM

Apos: Krymson Tyde: Apos: The Sun link + "She's a hottie" headline = troll ambush


Will. Not. Click.

Based on typical Fark "hottie" headlines she's a knockout. Based on what most see on a daily basis she's slightly better than above average.

Your judgement is usually unerring, amigo, but this is more of a vow I'm trying to keep. I'll just use the thread as a guide-which thus far has led me to believe that she's the chocolate version of:


I can offer a possible explanation to you an whipping boy: after a loooong week at work I am partaking a bit early today.
 
2012-12-30 11:48:22 AM
Sooner or later the money will run out - hopefully past a time when she's able to turn her life around and make it on her own. She will get to liquidate he crap for 10 cents on the dollar and hopefully be living on the street.

Just think -- it takes $32,000 dollars every month to make her even half attractive (great body -- meh face) You can be sure she has nothing important or interesting to say.

I find it hilarious and ironic that even on the other side of the world black people are just as irresponsible as money as they are over here.
 
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