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(Daily Mail)   Lindsay Lohan vows to stay sober on New Year's Eve   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 65
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2012-12-30 08:42:21 AM
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2012-12-30 09:02:32 AM
Yeah. And I vow to grow 5 inches taller and gain 25 pounds of pure muscle by midnight.

Embrace the disaster, Lindsey. It's too late to turn back now.
 
2012-12-30 09:04:01 AM
Hey, it's a start.
 
2012-12-30 09:06:46 AM
So...just cock in her mouth all night?
 
2012-12-30 09:07:08 AM
Celebrity promises aren't worth the flunkies' asses they're written on.
 
2012-12-30 09:07:27 AM
12:01 is no longer new years eve, btw
 
2012-12-30 09:09:50 AM
yea, and i'll not touch one beer New Years eve either................................................................ ...................................................................... .............................NOT.
 
2012-12-30 09:13:20 AM
Eh, it's amateur night. If I'm not playing a gig I stay at home too. Too many drunks on the road.
 
2012-12-30 09:14:00 AM
So there'll be some booze left for me then?
 
2012-12-30 09:41:57 AM
I'll take that bet. Unless she's going to be the recipient of a non-stop gangbang New Year's Eve, I'll win it too.
 
2012-12-30 09:43:10 AM
I can't stop laughing after reading that headline!!!!!
 
2012-12-30 09:46:45 AM
Wouldn't it be funny if you ended up at the same party as her? She's really putting in the effort to stay sober... it's hard for her, but she's determined to turn her life around... So you hold her down in some back room and pour alcohol down her throat. Laughing maniacally the whole time...
 
2012-12-30 09:59:52 AM
While we're on the subject of New Year's -- I hope all of you have a truly great 2013.
 
2012-12-30 10:00:10 AM
Yeah because London for NYE is perfect for keeping it clean :/ More like "Hey Linz, best skip the country if you wanna go "Party" what with that court case coming up and all"
 
2012-12-30 10:07:49 AM
Don't you have to be sober to stay sober? Then again, stoned ain't drunk.
 
2012-12-30 10:09:34 AM
I vow not to.
 
2012-12-30 10:12:52 AM
Didn't we do this last year?
 
2012-12-30 10:17:49 AM
The article was obviously written by someone was was not remotely sober, and whose editor was passed out on the office floor.
 
2012-12-30 10:19:57 AM

Dufus: Don't you have to be sober to stay sober? Then again, stoned ain't drunk.


This - an addict's definition of sober is not the same as a sane person's
 
2012-12-30 10:20:51 AM
Is it opposite day?
 
2012-12-30 10:23:52 AM
Hey go easy, it's a holiday. Everyone deserves the chance to break from their normal lives and do something totally unexpected.
 
2012-12-30 10:35:33 AM
i wonder how the "Schrödinger's cat theory" might work with regard to Blowhan if everyone just stopped looking in her box?

would she just cease to exist?

what about "No Lindsay Lohan Day" that lasts a whole year? a media blackout....

she would suck herself up her own arse faster than the Gale House in Wizard of Oz....

lets start with fark shall we? how bout no more Blowhan links for a whole year?

YOU AREN'T HELPING!!!
 
2012-12-30 10:36:22 AM

Mugato: Eh, it's amateur night. If I'm not playing a gig I stay at home too. Too many drunks on the road.


This. Same goes for St. Patty's and 7/4. Nothing like spending all night in lines of one sort or another.
 
2012-12-30 10:36:30 AM
yah and I vow to grow a second penis, let's see which happens first.
 
2012-12-30 10:40:05 AM
I usually gloss over odd grammar but that article was brutal, almost Lohan-esque in its quality.

"And some of her harsger critics would argue she deserves to be locked up foer her performance in Liz and Dick alone."
 
2012-12-30 10:44:01 AM
It's going to get so bad, Lindsay Lohan will hire a designated drinker at some point of the night.
 
2012-12-30 10:53:07 AM
At midnight it's officially New Year's Day ...
 
2012-12-30 10:56:47 AM
mugato

Can I ask what you play?

/drummer
 
2012-12-30 11:05:28 AM
and Subby vows to remain a virgin in 2013... oh wait.
 
2012-12-30 11:08:18 AM
It's hard to drink when you're dead.

/just sayin'
 
2012-12-30 11:08:30 AM

Mugato: Eh, it's amateur night. If I'm not playing a gig I stay at home too. Too many drunks on the road.


I havn't gone out NYE for, I dunno....17, 18 years. Not just drunks on the road but drunks period. I don't understand how some people are unable to get hammered w/o being assholes. I guess not everyone can be a happy sot like me.
 
2012-12-30 11:15:06 AM

darch: mugato

Can I ask what you play?

/drummer


He's not going to help you get out of your car after you lock yourself in.

/sax/guitar/vocals
//i keed
///because you guys always flake out on me
 
2012-12-30 11:48:53 AM

drewogatory: Mugato: Eh, it's amateur night. If I'm not playing a gig I stay at home too. Too many drunks on the road.

This. Same goes for St. Patty's and 7/4. Nothing like spending all night in lines of one sort or another.


Real drunks stay sober on amateur nights, point, laugh.
 
2012-12-30 11:55:20 AM

vudukungfu: drewogatory: Mugato: Eh, it's amateur night. If I'm not playing a gig I stay at home too. Too many drunks on the road.

This. Same goes for St. Patty's and 7/4. Nothing like spending all night in lines of one sort or another.

Real drunks stay sober on amateur nights, point, laugh.


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The rich drunks know how to do it right.
 
2012-12-30 12:03:05 PM
Nice picture in the article.

But her breasts seem to be getting smaller with age. Is she skinnier or something?
 
2012-12-30 12:56:37 PM
Hearing about how they found her corpse would be a top-notch news article for 1/1/13.
 
2012-12-30 01:04:18 PM
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2012-12-30 01:37:08 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: The rich drunks know how to do it right.


www.palzoo.net

"Poor drunks do not find love, Arthur. Poor drunks have very few teeth, they urinate outdoors, they freeze to death in summer. I can't bear to think of you that way. "

"Good luck in prison."
 
2012-12-30 02:09:49 PM
Riiiiiight
 
2012-12-30 02:26:00 PM
Dammit. Just when I reached the front of the line to plow her.
 
2012-12-30 03:08:03 PM

Linux_Yes: yea, and i'll not touch one beer New Years eve either


Come on man, be reasonable.

................................................................ ...................................................................... .............................NOT.

Oh shiat dawg, good one!
 
2012-12-30 03:51:42 PM
"Lindsay Lohan to stay in on New Years Eve"

New Years Eve....ok....gotcha.

12:00:01 AM Jan 01 2013?
Well, now that is a different matter..........

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2012-12-30 04:58:05 PM

Craptastic: darch: mugato

Can I ask what you play?

/drummer

He's not going to help you get out of your car after you lock yourself in.

/sax/guitar/vocals
//i keed
///because you guys always flake out on me


No flake here!!!!
 
2012-12-30 05:00:37 PM
It could happen, but really, who really cares, really?
 
2012-12-30 05:41:33 PM

darch: mugato

Can I ask what you play?

/drummer


Guitar. I usually get gigs at yacht and country clubs. Yeah it sounds lame but I get to play blues and rock for old drunks for three hours and it's a nice paycheck for one night's work. And New Year;s Eve parties are obnoxious anyway so I don't feel like I'm missing much.
 
2012-12-30 06:52:34 PM

darch: mugato

Can I ask what you play?

/drummer


Hey, me, too. I had you Farkied as "metalhead cop."

\m/
 
2012-12-30 07:11:28 PM

MadAzza: darch: mugato

Can I ask what you play?

/drummer

Hey, me, too. I had you Farkied as "metalhead cop."

\m/


I guess that fits. Both are true. But despite my current gig in an 80's metal cover band, I actually prefer playing straight-ahead rock n' roll.

Have a gig on 1/25- can't wait. I love playing live.
 
2012-12-30 08:24:09 PM
Where is she planning to celebrate New Years Eve, in a Mosque in Saudi Arabia?
 
2012-12-30 08:42:08 PM

darch: MadAzza: darch: mugato

Can I ask what you play?

/drummer

Hey, me, too. I had you Farkied as "metalhead cop."

\m/

I guess that fits. Both are true. But despite my current gig in an 80's metal cover band, I actually prefer playing straight-ahead rock n' roll.

Have a gig on 1/25- can't wait. I love playing live.


OK, that's interesting, because I, too, play drums in an '80s metal cover band.

We do earlier metal, too, and some later. It's mostly in the Priest-Megadeth-Iron Maiden-Black Sabbath vein. And a little Slayer, Venom, Soulfly, Zeppelin ...
 
2012-12-30 08:50:29 PM
She should come to my place for New Year's!  We're snorting kittens!!
 
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