Pud: What exactly do you demote a delivery driver to?
NOTICE:Driver is unarmed, and carries cash
here to help: Well that's what he gets for being a slacker. If he had worked harder in life he wouldn't have had to deal with this. Don't blame Pizza Hut for standing by company policy.
Agent Smiths Laugh: lewismarktwo: I don't think some people know what a tent pole is.I have one in my car...and my shorts...would you like to see it? The one in my car I mean.
Fuggin Bizzy: thecactusman17: This is why anybody delivering pizza should carry one of these:That looks like it takes 178 D-cells. I'm not sure your average pizza driver can afford one.
dr-shotgun: Nearly 50 posts in and not a single Snow Crash reference...
MaudlinMutantMollusk: Pud: What exactly do you demote a delivery driver to?Came to ask the exact same question/there's a position lower than that?//yikes
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