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(Eye on Annapolis)   Pizza Hut demotes driver for having the audacity to defend himself when he was being attacked   ( eyeonannapolis.net) divider line
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13432 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Dec 2012 at 12:34 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-12-30 09:12:33 AM  
5 votes:

Pud: What exactly do you demote a delivery driver to?


Anchovy can opener.
2012-12-30 01:04:10 PM  
4 votes:
Sam Swicegood was attacked on December 17th by a group of five teens and he defended himself with a part of a tent pole that was in his car.

The Deliverator never pulled that gun in anger, or in fear. He pulled it once in Gila Highlands. Some punks in Gila Highlands, a fancy Burbclave, wanted themselves a delivery, and they didn't want to pay for it. Thought they would impress the Deliverator with a baseball bat. The Deliverator took out his gun, centered its laser doohickey on that poised Louisville Slugger, fired it. The recoil was immense, as though the weapon had blown up in his hand. The middle third of the baseball bat turned into a column of burning sawdust accelerating in all directions like a bursting star. Punk ended up holding this bat handle with milky smoke pouring out the end. Stupid look on his face. Didn't get nothing but trouble from the Deliverator.

Since then the Deliverator has kept the gun in the glove compartment and relied, instead, on a part of a tent pole, which had always been his weapon of choice anyhow. The punks in Gila Highlands weren't afraid of the gun, so the Deliverator was forced to use it. But partially assembled tents need no demonstrations.
2012-12-30 12:49:56 PM  
4 votes:
At least it wasn't late... You do NOT want to upset Uncle Enzo...
2012-12-30 12:54:34 PM  
3 votes:

www.wichitathunder.com
NOTICE:
Driver is unarmed, and carries cash

2012-12-30 02:02:27 PM  
2 votes:

here to help: Well that's what he gets for being a slacker. If he had worked harder in life he wouldn't have had to deal with this. Don't blame Pizza Hut for standing by company policy.


This. While our society would cease to function in a New York minute if people didn't do menial jobs, we should still stipulate that those who do them should be paid and treated like shiat, as a demonstration of our superiority over them.
2012-12-30 12:47:48 PM  
2 votes:

Pud: What exactly do you demote a delivery driver to?


Taster. It is Pizza Hut after all.
Pud
2012-12-30 08:37:53 AM  
2 votes:
What exactly do you demote a delivery driver to?
2012-12-30 03:38:45 PM  
1 vote:
Was it one of those assault tent poles?
2012-12-30 03:24:53 PM  
1 vote:
He should've just squirted the stuffed crust at them.
2012-12-30 02:54:25 PM  
1 vote:
- Twelve-gauge. You need shells?
- Yeah, double-ought.


- Yeah, that'll give you a wallop.
- Y'all got camping supplies?


Tent poles. You already have the tent?


Well, something like that.


Give me the model number on the tent,
I can order poles.


- Never mind. I want a tent.
- What kind?


The kind with most poles.
2012-12-30 02:29:09 PM  
1 vote:

Agent Smiths Laugh: lewismarktwo: I don't think some people know what a tent pole is.

I have one in my car...and my shorts...would you like to see it? The one in my car I mean.


"Pizza delivery guy beats off 5 men with a massive erection. Next on FOX New at 6."
2012-12-30 01:57:19 PM  
1 vote:

Fuggin Bizzy: thecactusman17: This is why anybody delivering pizza should carry one of these:

That looks like it takes 178 D-cells. I'm not sure your average pizza driver can afford one.


Nope, just six. But that makes it long enough to get some serious swing momentum with more weight (and pain) than a tent pole.
2012-12-30 01:54:32 PM  
1 vote:
So you fire a delivery driver? No Problem!
In a recession - there's no shortage of applicants for the job if you lose one or two...
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2012-12-30 01:24:51 PM  
1 vote:

Pud: What exactly do you demote a delivery driver to?


Pizza Hut Manager.
2012-12-30 01:09:26 PM  
1 vote:

here to help: Well that's what he gets for being a slacker. If he had worked harder in life he wouldn't have had to deal with this. Don't blame Pizza Hut for standing by company policy.


www.patentspostgrant.com
2012-12-30 01:04:52 PM  
1 vote:

dr-shotgun: Nearly 50 posts in and not a single Snow Crash reference...


Four seconds. You couldn't wait four lousy seconds.
2012-12-30 01:04:06 PM  
1 vote:
Nearly 50 posts in and not a single Snow Crash reference...

You people are slipping.
2012-12-30 12:41:34 PM  
1 vote:
The PH facebook page posts "Rule 7 - never ever ever use a fork to eat chicken wings"

I suggested that never ever carry a fork when delivering pizzas.   It's not only ineffective against a knife, but you can get fired for it.
2012-12-30 12:41:34 PM  
1 vote:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Pud: What exactly do you demote a delivery driver to?

Came to ask the exact same question

/there's a position lower than that?
//yikes


Pecking order

/there's the delivery guy, the dirt, the worms inside of the dirt, Popo's stool, Kami, then Popo
2012-12-30 12:39:22 PM  
1 vote:
I am assuming they were Urban Youth. He committed a racist act and should be fired.
2012-12-30 12:37:43 PM  
1 vote:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Pud: What exactly do you demote a delivery driver to?

Came to ask the exact same question

/there's a position lower than that?
//yikes


Customer?

How much would it suck to have to actually eat that crap?
 
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