Millennium: Start the counter-trend: name your kid Zebulun or Hagar.
Carotid: How about "Le-a" pronounced "Ledasha". I kid you not. Actual legal name.
Elzar: Another BS war on christianity - oh noes folks aren't using biblical names anymore.../ My son is named after a heathen god// fark Christians
pjc51: I'm kind of surprised that my name, Philip, is so unpopular nowadays. It was 68th place in 1979 when I was born, but it's down to 378th in 2011. Good biblical name and all.
Shostie: MaudlinMutantMollusk: I think I'm having a stroke/I meant LUCK//WTF am I typing?Was it a Scottish stroke?
Draken_26301: I was accused of naming my kid after the mail character from A Clockwork Orange.
flamingboar: These guys will be really pissed off if I name my son Lion-O or daughter Cheetara.
dragon927: The trend I hate lately are what I call "job" names.FisherHunterWalkerRiderParkeretc.It's like the parents are expecting what the kid is going to be doing all his/her life.
Mr. Coffee Nerves: I've been flipping through the Bible and I just don't see the names Tagg, Track, Trig or Ronald-Ann *anywhere*
MaudlinMutantMollusk: I think I'm having a stroke/I meant LUCK//WTF am I typing?
moothemagiccow: If we're going with religious names, I'm using Greek ones.basemetal: Sorry, girls cant go dancing on the pole with names like Esther or Martha./no one tips those girlsYou think those girls are all really called Roxy?
fusillade762: [o.onionstatic.com image 850x714]/oblig
Great_Milenko: What about all our "visitors" from south of the border named Jesus?
GoldSpider: Rule #1: If her name is a place, she'll end up on the pole.
Hawnkee: robohobo: I lived in Georgia for a short period a little over 10 years ago, and I still remember a black girl working the counter at a Taco Bell whose name was Kimchee. I mentioned how it was a Korean food and she refused to believe me. I lol'd.Please tell me you tried to pay with a two dollar bill.
GoldSpider: Gulper Eel: Fark should establish a name consultancy for misguided moms-to-be who think stripper names like Destinee will work just fine for their daughters. Seriously. We at Fark know the pornosity of every female name down to the sixth decimal point. Enid? Dowdy, but you may proceed. Claire? Very nice. Alexis? Erm...try again. Sapphira? OVER THE LINE. Check with us before you get that birth certificate filled out and you'll save yourself a world of trouble down the road.Rule #1: If her name is a place, she'll end up on the pole.
robohobo: I lived in Georgia for a short period a little over 10 years ago, and I still remember a black girl working the counter at a Taco Bell whose name was Kimchee. I mentioned how it was a Korean food and she refused to believe me. I lol'd.
drjekel_mrhyde: //Back in the days ever black woman had either Anne or Mae for their middle name if they came from the south
Britney Spear's Speculum: I met a Unique Burger once. They were not black either
Apos: flamingboar: These guys will be really pissed off if I name my son Lion-O or daughter Cheetara.If you really want to cause head explosions, go with Mum-Ra.
Lionel Mandrake: I'll help reverse this trend. I'm naming my kids Pilate and Nebuchadnezzar.
Pronoun: Smeggy Smurf: If you put 10 men in a room odds are 2 of them are named Dave. We're in good company even if we tend to stay out of the public eyeGo Daves.
basemetal: Sorry, girls cant go dancing on the pole with names like Esther or Martha./no one tips those girls
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