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(YardBarker)   Pittsburgh Penguins fan goes triple reverse "Lysistrata", refuses to shave legs until NHL lockout ends. Difficulty Factor 1: Nerd-Hot. Difficulty Factor 2: Pittsburgh Penguins fan   (network.yardbarker.com) divider line 39
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5633 clicks; posted to Sports » on 29 Dec 2012 at 9:21 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-12-29 09:05:27 PM  
Who gives a Puck?
 
2012-12-29 09:08:18 PM  
Difficulty Factor 3: Appears to be a minor.

/have a seat over there, subby
 
2012-12-29 09:09:46 PM  
Difficulty Factor 4: it's a Yardbarker link.  Their scripting is retarded.
 
2012-12-29 09:11:54 PM  
In theory this is a great way to stick it to the NHL.

No, sounds more like she's sticking it to the Patriots.
 
2012-12-29 09:30:57 PM  

muck4doo: In theory this is a great way to stick it to the NHL.

No, sounds more like she's sticking it to the Patriots.


Huh?
 
2012-12-29 09:34:04 PM  

HotWingAgenda: Difficulty Factor 4: it's a Yardbarker link.  Their scripting is retarded.


Is that why I'm getting a blank page?
 
2012-12-29 09:51:50 PM  

HotWingAgenda: Difficulty Factor 4: it's a Yardbarker link.  Their scripting is retarded.


Difficulty Factor 5: she can still count to potato before Crosby.
 
2012-12-29 09:53:33 PM  
And in the end you proved... what exactly?
 
2012-12-29 09:58:38 PM  
Looks too much like my brother's girlfriend, who is far, far into the realm of bad crazy
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-12-29 09:59:50 PM  
Difficulty Factor 3: Appears to be a minor.

Old enough to shave, old enough to crave.
 
2012-12-29 10:02:42 PM  
I'd hang out in her slot.

I'd violate her crease.

I'd center her first line.

I'd high-stick her.

I'd spend two minutes in her penalty box.

/please let there be hockey this year!
 
2012-12-29 10:05:15 PM  

ZAZ: Difficulty Factor 3: Appears to be a minor.

Old enough to shave, old enough to crave.


p.twimg.com
 
2012-12-29 10:08:52 PM  
Is she bald? That's a bad cropping on that photo
 
2012-12-29 10:15:10 PM  
GAH!!!!FARK!!!!
 
2012-12-29 10:24:01 PM  
She's 17. Which means she was 13-14 when the Pens won the Cup last time.

Subby, have a seat over there.
 
2012-12-29 10:25:26 PM  
nerd cute is best cute

/ shes very nerd cute
 
2012-12-29 10:30:41 PM  

HotWingAgenda: Difficulty Factor 4: it's a Yardbarker link.  Their scripting is retarded.


That website gave my browser the palsy.

Is she cute, or rickroll cute?
 
2012-12-29 10:32:10 PM  
So nerd cute is just glasses now?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-12-29 10:33:20 PM  
So nerd cute is just glasses now?

Pale and glasses.
 
2012-12-29 10:37:07 PM  

A female Jets fan who said at the beginning of the season that she wouldn't shave until Tebow started as QB for the Jets:


www.veganbeautyreview.com

 
2012-12-29 10:45:01 PM  
I've met that type.
It starts off with an innocent leg shaving.
Next thing you know, you're cutting those coarse, black, anal hairs with a pair of linesman's pliers.
 
2012-12-29 10:53:40 PM  
Came for the "Do not want bear" leaving disappointed
 
2012-12-29 11:21:36 PM  
yea...that's why i haven't shaved in a while either...
 
2012-12-29 11:58:41 PM  
She's not that bad looking but not all that either good thing is I know she's over the age of consent and geographically close to me......

Hurray infatuated women.
 
2012-12-30 12:30:31 AM  
So, is that Mike Fisher she tweeted actually Mr. Carrie Underwood? If he wants to be with the hairy teen, I would be more than happy to distract the former Miss Underwood.
 
2012-12-30 12:45:05 AM  
Fully a third of the page is taken up by an uncloseable banner asking to sign up for their newsletter.
 
2012-12-30 12:52:03 AM  
Only the legs, right?
 
2012-12-30 01:13:36 AM  
fatsteelerschick.jpg
 
2012-12-30 03:13:36 AM  
thats a good look for sidney

/letsgoredwings
//stillbitter over 2009
 
2012-12-30 05:24:46 AM  
Is this the USA-CAnada thread?

USA look like shiat. Thanks a lot, Seth Jones.
 
2012-12-30 05:52:52 AM  

Maxor: She's not that bad looking but not all that either good thing is I know she's over the age of consent and geographically close to me......


This was a garden-path run-on sentence. I enjoyed it.
 
2012-12-30 05:54:43 AM  

WSUCanuck: Is this the USA-CAnada thread?

USA look like shiat. Thanks a lot, Seth Jones.


Thank you. Forgot to turn that on upon waking up.

/I wake up late
 
2012-12-30 08:09:29 AM  
Seeing as she's a sports can from Pennsylvania, I doubt shaving or basic hygiene was ever part of her daily routine.
 
2012-12-30 08:26:52 AM  

DubyaHater: Seeing as she's a sports can from Pennsylvania, I doubt shaving or basic hygiene was ever part of her daily routine.


Not from Pennsylvania, surprisingly. From Xenia, Ohio. The place where Gummo was set. That in and of itself should be a deal-breaker.
 
2012-12-30 12:04:52 PM  
Waiting on a phone call from Abby Winters.
 
2012-12-30 01:17:22 PM  

DasBeast: fatsteelerschick.jpg


Where did you get a picture of my ex-girlfriend?
 
2012-12-30 01:24:10 PM  
ELI DARGON. 14-0 BIG BLUE.
 
2012-12-30 10:39:25 PM  
I also am not shaving.

Difficulty: Half Asian woman means I am practically hairless so not shaving isn't noticable.Also, in Canada, in winter, no bare legs anyways....
 
2012-12-31 02:53:06 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
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