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(Some Guy)   If you've never thought it would be possible to make Woody from Toy Story creepy, you were wrong   (funnymama.com) divider line 105
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2012-12-29 04:42:19 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-29 05:00:48 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-29 05:03:41 PM
I find it more creepy that the guy has all those other dolls...
 
2012-12-29 05:05:33 PM
The only thing creepier than Woody is those Japanamation dolls and the weirdos who enjoy them
 
2012-12-29 05:06:17 PM
I laughed waaay too much at those. Priceless. Thanks Subby.
 
2012-12-29 05:11:58 PM
oh damn! lol
 
2012-12-29 05:13:05 PM
I was just going to say that I already found Woody creepy, but some of those were pretty great.
 
2012-12-29 05:21:49 PM
YOU'RE MY FAVORITE DEPUTY!
 
2012-12-29 05:25:05 PM
TFC are full of people pointing out the inconsistencies between the toys and the way those same characters look in their respective shows.

I love the internet.
 
2012-12-29 05:25:20 PM

TheLurkerBelow: YOU'RE MY FAVORITE DEPUTY!


Thread over.
 
2012-12-29 05:33:17 PM
I always thought that Toy Story 3 should have been one big revelation that Woody killed Andy's father. He walked in on the toys having a meeting one day, so Woody cut the brake lines on his car. He knew too much, and had to die.
 
2012-12-29 05:38:43 PM
Bronies, Woodies.......it's a strange world. Thanks, Internet, but you can stop now.
 
2012-12-29 05:40:17 PM
Subby's new to the internet, isn't he?
 
2012-12-29 05:43:53 PM

Honest Bender: I find it more creepy that the guy has all those other dolls...


Champion of the Sun: The only thing creepier than Woody is those Japanamation dolls and the weirdos who enjoy them


Those.
 
2012-12-29 05:45:35 PM
That's not a snake in your boot...
 
2012-12-29 05:45:41 PM
i1195.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-29 05:49:10 PM
I am so glad I decided to check fark today
 
2012-12-29 05:59:01 PM
Rule 34
 
2012-12-29 06:00:34 PM
They're all pretty funny, but that last one, in last place; Maraschino cherry, muthafu(k-uhs!
 
2012-12-29 06:01:03 PM
I would have thought it were possible, Subby. But I wouldn't have thought it would be that creepy.
 
2012-12-29 06:02:52 PM

Scorpinock: I always thought that Toy Story 3 should have been one big revelation that Woody killed Andy's father. He walked in on the toys having a meeting one day, so Woody cut the brake lines on his car. He knew too much, and had to die.


In three sentences you have demonstrated more creative talent than anything coming out of Hollywood this year.
 
2012-12-29 06:04:38 PM
Hell, all you need is to see the original demo real for Toy Story. (Available on the DVD.) it's much darker and frankly, Woody is an asshole in it.
 
2012-12-29 06:09:14 PM

Scorpinock: I always thought that Toy Story 3 should have been one big revelation that Woody killed Andy's father. He walked in on the toys having a meeting one day, so Woody cut the brake lines on his car. He knew too much, and had to die.


I'd have preferred it if the toys decided they were tired of being playthings of humans, tired of the horrible curse of going limp whenever they're in a human's presence, tired of the inevitable fate of being stuffed in an attic or a garbage dump for the majority of your existence, and launched an invisible war to eradicate mankind.

Seriously, the life of a toy in those movies strikes me as a particularly malevolent version of hell.
 
2012-12-29 06:13:49 PM
www.polyvore.com
 
2012-12-29 06:27:40 PM
Yeah, right. No way can this be more creepy than those pictures of the Woody doll and the... oh.
 
2012-12-29 06:30:28 PM
It's not loading for me. Can someone rehost and repost?
 
2012-12-29 06:31:03 PM

ReapTheChaos: Honest Bender: I find it more creepy that the guy has all those other dolls...

Champion of the Sun: The only thing creepier than Woody is those Japanamation dolls and the weirdos who enjoy them

Those.


These.
 
2012-12-29 06:34:30 PM
Blast from the Past.
 
2012-12-29 06:34:35 PM

Scorpinock: I always thought that Toy Story 3 should have been one big revelation that Woody killed Andy's father. He walked in on the toys having a meeting one day, so Woody cut the brake lines on his car. He knew too much, and had to die.


When I get someone to help me adapt my unfinished novel for the big screen, I'm calling you.

I laughed way too hard at that.
 
2012-12-29 06:40:27 PM
ah the rape face from Revoltech Woody.
 
2012-12-29 06:43:44 PM
Rule 34 fulfilled..
 
2012-12-29 06:47:01 PM
Dumpster one is my favorite. Hilarious.
 
2012-12-29 06:49:14 PM

JosephFinn: Hell, all you need is to see the original demo real for Toy Story. (Available on the DVD.) it's much darker and frankly, Woody is an asshole in it.


Woody is a major asshole in all the movies already. My daughter watches them every damn day. Great movies, but woody is a total douche and a mean prick in them. Not quite "santa the asshole bigot from Rudolph", but watch them again. Big time selfish dick.
 
2012-12-29 06:51:57 PM

hegna: JosephFinn: Hell, all you need is to see the original demo real for Toy Story. (Available on the DVD.) it's much darker and frankly, Woody is an asshole in it.

Woody is a major asshole in all the movies already. My daughter watches them every damn day. Great movies, but woody is a total douche and a mean prick in them. Not quite "santa the asshole bigot from Rudolph", but watch them again. Big time selfish dick.


Movies become strange after about the 20th viewing.
 
2012-12-29 06:52:13 PM

JosephFinn: Hell, all you need is to see the original demo real for Toy Story. (Available on the DVD.) it's much darker and frankly, Woody is an asshole in it.


That was the big thing Whedon fixed, and Pixar praised him for it.
 
2012-12-29 06:59:33 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-29 07:08:47 PM
I noticed this was "Part 3"...I'm scared to look for parts 1 & 2 now.
 
2012-12-29 07:09:57 PM
Sadly, old news is old news.

/FU Japan.
 
2012-12-29 07:13:06 PM
But of course I had to face my fear...both have most likely NSFW (sex toy in Part 1 and nipple in Part 2) pics

Part 1
Part 2
 
2012-12-29 07:20:49 PM
For NFL threads

i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-12-29 07:51:14 PM
Wow. This is actually pretty old by internet standards. This is kinda like if in 2014 someone said "Hey, check out this new thing called Gangnam Style."

I guess the path from 2chan, to 4chan, to reddit, to 9gag, to facebook, to Fark is a slow and meandering one...


/but seriously, those Woody pics are always funny
 
2012-12-29 07:52:30 PM

grimlock1972: ah the rape face from Revoltech Woody.


Yeah, I kind of knew what this was gonna be about even before clicking on the link.
 
2012-12-29 08:02:19 PM

Honest Bender: I find it more creepy that the guy has all those other dolls...


EXACTLY!
 
2012-12-29 08:06:38 PM

John Nash: For NFL threads

[i49.tinypic.com image 498x351]


Knew as soon as I saw that pic that someone was going to make it a "Soon" pic. FIne work, sir.
 
2012-12-29 08:08:34 PM
The guy who did this is a farking retard.

Not content with leaving well enough alone he has to turn an innocent cartoon into something perverted/borderline depraved.

Jerk.
 
2012-12-29 08:34:08 PM
Had it just been a few of those pics, I might have found it funny.

The fact that there were so many kind of creeps me out on a lot of levels, however.
 
2012-12-29 08:36:57 PM

douchebag/hater: The guy who did this is a farking retard.

Not content with leaving well enough alone he has to turn an innocent cartoon into something perverted/borderline depraved.

Jerk.



So you'll be in your bunk?
 
2012-12-29 08:40:47 PM

douchebag/hater: The guy who did this is a farking retard.

Not content with leaving well enough alone he has to turn an innocent cartoon into something perverted/borderline depraved.

Jerk.


I figured this was the alternate ending to Toy Story 2 where Woody actually does make it to the Japanese toy museum.
 
2012-12-29 08:44:25 PM

douchebag/hater: The guy who did this is a farking retard.

Not content with leaving well enough alone he has to turn an innocent cartoon into something perverted/borderline depraved.

Jerk.


Guy? Lots of "guys" were doing this. And making dirty jokes about innocent things is as old as humanity itself.
 
2012-12-29 08:45:40 PM
It's fun watching people discover old stuff for the first time. That said, I almost died laughing when rapeface woody came out. Within a day of people getting theirs, they took so many ridiculous pictures of it.

PeterBeck: Wow. This is actually pretty old by internet standards. This is kinda like if in 2014 someone said "Hey, check out this new thing called Gangnam Style."

I guess the path from 2chan, to 4chan, to reddit, to 9gag, to facebook, to Fark is a slow and meandering one...


/but seriously, those Woody pics are always funny


Yeah. 4chan(or at least /a/) picks up stuff pretty quick from 2ch, but after that it spreads exponentially slower with each jump.
 
2012-12-29 08:46:07 PM
Champion of the Sun:
The only thing creepier than Woody is those Japanamation dolls and the weirdos who enjoy them

I always assumed they did unspeakable things to them. Things involving ziploc bags of semen and web cams :( Apparently they're super expensive too, which cements my belief that only utter deviated preverts would make the investment.
 
2012-12-29 08:47:37 PM

douchebag/hater: The guy who did this is a farking retard.

Not content with leaving well enough alone he has to turn an innocent cartoon into something perverted/borderline depraved.

Jerk.


It's not just one guy. People bought that Woody toy JUST for this purpose, to the point that it was always sold out.
 
2012-12-29 09:10:09 PM

lousyskater: douchebag/hater: The guy who did this is a farking retard.

Not content with leaving well enough alone he has to turn an innocent cartoon into something perverted/borderline depraved.

Jerk.

It's not just one guy. People bought that Woody toy JUST for this purpose, to the point that it was always sold out.


Don't tell him about the ones with the purple dildos.
 
2012-12-29 09:26:50 PM
Awesome! Woody biatch-smacking the guy from One Piece at the end sealed the deal for me.

Love the eyes on him. Definitely added to the creepiness.
 
2012-12-29 09:31:17 PM
wow... just wow...
 
2012-12-29 09:33:33 PM
What? No woody coming out of a fleshlight yet?
 
2012-12-29 09:42:34 PM
Subby,

Thinking it would never happen would indeed make me wrong. However, never thinking it would happen does not.

/bored
 
2012-12-29 09:43:00 PM

swahnhennessy: ReapTheChaos: Honest Bender: I find it more creepy that the guy has all those other dolls...

Champion of the Sun: The only thing creepier than Woody is those Japanamation dolls and the weirdos who enjoy them

Those.

These.


Thaaahrrrs
 
2012-12-29 10:09:53 PM
What was so creepy about that?
 
2012-12-29 10:42:53 PM

No Such Agency: Champion of the Sun:
The only thing creepier than Woody is those Japanamation dolls and the weirdos who enjoy them

I always assumed they did unspeakable things to them. Things involving ziploc bags of semen and web cams :( Apparently they're super expensive too, which cements my belief that only utter deviated preverts would make the investment.


I try not to judge others, but those people really creep me out. Even worse is when they post screen caps from random anime in threads and expect non virgins to get the reference. And you know they just smell terrible.
 
2012-12-29 10:43:11 PM

justinguarini4ever: hegna: JosephFinn: Hell, all you need is to see the original demo real for Toy Story. (Available on the DVD.) it's much darker and frankly, Woody is an asshole in it.

Woody is a major asshole in all the movies already. My daughter watches them every damn day. Great movies, but woody is a total douche and a mean prick in them. Not quite "santa the asshole bigot from Rudolph", but watch them again. Big time selfish dick.

Movies become strange after about the 20th viewing.



Heh, a couple of years ago I watched LOVE ACTUALLY way too many times in way too-short a timeframe. I realized it wasn't really about love...more about the ways love could go wrong.
 
2012-12-29 11:20:42 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-29 11:46:01 PM
They stole borrowed a lot of those pictures from Tomopop. IIRC, the Pervert Woody action figure was so popular that they had to do another print run immediately after the first. Then they had to re-release him afterwards.
 
2012-12-29 11:49:51 PM
img405.imageshack.us
 
2012-12-29 11:55:26 PM
i182.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-29 11:57:02 PM

Anastacya: Love the eyes on him. Definitely added to the creepiness.


This, the posable eyes are what made the variety possible.
 
2012-12-30 12:04:12 AM
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com

/Link fails without these
 
2012-12-30 12:09:15 AM
Creepier than a buzz and a woody?
 
2012-12-30 12:33:14 AM

hegna: Woody is a major asshole in all the movies already. My daughter watches them every damn day. Great movies, but woody is a total douche and a mean prick in them. Not quite "santa the asshole bigot from Rudolph", but watch them again. Big time selfish dick.


Yeah he's pretty much never not been a dick in any of the movies. I have a lot of nostalgic love for Toy Story but Woody's always been a dick,shiat he tried to murder Buzz in the first movie for not following his toy code or whatever.
 
2012-12-30 12:37:55 AM
Heh.
 
2012-12-30 12:57:37 AM

RatMaster999: [i182.photobucket.com image 490x409]


I'm still trying to figure out just which figure came with two purple dildos as accessories.
 
2012-12-30 12:58:34 AM

The AlbinoSaxon:
[i.imgur.com image 800x533]

/Link fails without these


Yotsuba noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
 
2012-12-30 01:42:43 AM

Jizz Master Zero: RatMaster999: [i182.photobucket.com image 490x409]

I'm still trying to figure out just which figure came with two purple dildos as accessories.


It came from the original Princess Leia slave costume.
 
2012-12-30 01:55:00 AM
FARKING OLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLD!!!
 
2012-12-30 01:56:58 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-30 02:05:07 AM
is fark just now hearing about rapeface woody? several years ago, i used to visit /toy/ on 4chan on a daily basis, and rapeface woody was practically the mascot there.
 
2012-12-30 02:29:36 AM

JosephFinn: Hell, all you need is to see the original demo real for Toy Story. (Available on the DVD.) it's much darker and frankly, Woody is an asshole in it.


Link

WOW
 
2012-12-30 02:52:08 AM

The Downfall: JosephFinn: Hell, all you need is to see the original demo real for Toy Story. (Available on the DVD.) it's much darker and frankly, Woody is an asshole in it.

Link

WOW


Ahahahah holy shiat.
 
2012-12-30 02:59:39 AM

A Terrible Human: The Downfall: JosephFinn: Hell, all you need is to see the original demo real for Toy Story. (Available on the DVD.) it's much darker and frankly, Woody is an asshole in it.

Link

WOW

Ahahahah holy shiat.


Are you threatening me?!?
 
2012-12-30 03:31:02 AM

The Downfall: JosephFinn: Hell, all you need is to see the original demo real for Toy Story. (Available on the DVD.) it's much darker and frankly, Woody is an asshole in it.

Link

WOW


Holy bajesus!! That movie would have been horrible! How can you have a main character that is a totally unlikable dick?!!? It was super weird hearing Tom Hanks say those sorts of things. Jeez. They really dodged a bullet with that one.
 
2012-12-30 03:52:08 AM

MasonL87: Holy bajesus!! That movie would have been horrible! How can you have a main character that is a totally unlikable dick?!!? It was super weird hearing Tom Hanks say those sorts of things. Jeez. They really dodged a bullet with that one.


I'd watch it if only to hear Tom Hanks being a dick.
 
2012-12-30 04:35:13 AM
Rule 34.
 
2012-12-30 04:49:27 AM
Curious, I've never seen the doll. I notice the face never changes, but the eyes change where they are pointing.   Are the eyes moveable?  Photoshopped?
 
2012-12-30 06:50:05 AM

Titanius Anglesmith: I am so glad I decided to check fark today


So is my sister. She called me at 4.30 this morning telling me I just HAD to check it out... And I'm glad I did....


'Behind the Scenes: Toy Story'

Buzz: Backstage was hell. Little Bo Peep ended up having to file a restraining order against Woody off set, she kept finding him in her closet.
Mr. Potato Head: And he took the 'O' lips from Mrs. Potato Head mumbling that it's just the right size.
Rex: Atleast he stayed away from the sheep, right?
Buzz: .... After we took the velcro gloves from him, maybe.


/I'm done. Promise.
// It's been a long night.
 
2012-12-30 06:58:47 AM

The Downfall: JosephFinn: Hell, all you need is to see the original demo real for Toy Story. (Available on the DVD.) it's much darker and frankly, Woody is an asshole in it.

Link

WOW


Spring wiener was my nickname back in high school.
 
2012-12-30 07:26:29 AM

swahnhennessy: ReapTheChaos: Honest Bender: I find it more creepy that the guy has all those other dolls...

Champion of the Sun: The only thing creepier than Woody is those Japanamation dolls and the weirdos who enjoy them

Those.

These.


Thighs
 
2012-12-30 09:55:22 AM
That's a creepy doll owner, the sort who's front door probably locks from the outside.
 
2012-12-30 10:13:27 AM

rhiannon: Bronies, Woodies.......it's a strange world. Thanks, Internet, but you can stop now.


We have such things to show you.
 
2012-12-30 10:26:36 AM

The Downfall: WOW


Yeah, holy crap. That dude makes Disney villains look charming.
 
2012-12-30 10:50:31 AM

ShawnDoc: Curious, I've never seen the doll. I notice the face never changes, but the eyes change where they are pointing. Are the eyes moveable? Photoshopped?


Not to be that guy, but if you're calling it a doll then it's not surprising at all that you aren't familiar with it (I know, I know, insert Comic Book Guy picture here). It's from the Revoltech line of action figures, a high-quality Japanese line generally geared toward adult collectors. They usually do robots, characters from Manga and superheroes and the sort, so the Toy Story Revoltech was unusual. They're super-poseable and come with a ridiculous amount of swappable parts: different hands, heads and, in this case, an alternate face with eyes that can be repositioned. There's since been a second release without the alternate creepy rapeface, but that first release is the one that everybody wants and routinely goes for $100 or more on the secondary market.
 
2012-12-30 10:53:52 AM

The Downfall: JosephFinn: Hell, all you need is to see the original demo real for Toy Story. (Available on the DVD.) it's much darker and frankly, Woody is an asshole in it.

Link

WOW


Yeesh
 
2012-12-30 11:31:52 AM

Igor Jakovsky: The Downfall: JosephFinn: Hell, all you need is to see the original demo real for Toy Story. (Available on the DVD.) it's much darker and frankly, Woody is an asshole in it.

Link

WOW

Yeesh


Y'all thought I was underselling that, didn't you? NOPE! Worse than I remembered it!
 
2012-12-30 12:04:30 PM

The Downfall: JosephFinn: Hell, all you need is to see the original demo real for Toy Story. (Available on the DVD.) it's much darker and frankly, Woody is an asshole in it.

Link

WOW


What part of that wasn't shown in the movie?
 
2012-12-30 12:12:16 PM
Okay, I'm laughing really hard at the concept of rapist Woody. He just looks so drunk.

Scarrio
, that picture made me LOL.
 
2012-12-30 02:48:52 PM

foo monkey: A Terrible Human: The Downfall: JosephFinn: Hell, all you need is to see the original demo real for Toy Story. (Available on the DVD.) it's much darker and frankly, Woody is an asshole in it.

Link

WOW

Ahahahah holy shiat.

Are you threatening me?!?


Woody is Bungholio!
 
2012-12-30 03:03:05 PM
Intercultural enrichment...

reneau.smugmug.com
 
2012-12-30 03:31:08 PM
You can't be wrong about something you didn't think to do.

"If you thought it would never be possible", however..
 
2012-12-30 07:32:08 PM

Scarrio: [i.imgur.com image 533x800]


BWA-HA-HA-HAAA!
 
2012-12-30 07:35:13 PM

Jizz Master Zero: (I know, I know, insert Comic Book Guy picture here)


I was thinking more along the lines of
0-media-cdn.foolz.us
 
Skr
2012-12-30 08:07:13 PM
That Last image in the set was just uncalled for. Damn wooden rat bastard.
 
2012-12-30 11:41:52 PM

The Downfall: JosephFinn: Hell, all you need is to see the original demo real for Toy Story. (Available on the DVD.) it's much darker and frankly, Woody is an asshole in it.

Link

WOW


I found this interesting bit from the movie's Wikipedia page:

Every couple of weeks, Lasseter and his team would put together their latest set of storyboards or footage to show Disney. In early screen tests, Pixar impressed Disney with the technical innovation but convincing Disney of the plot was more difficult. At each presentation by Pixar, Katzenberg would tear much of it up, giving out detailed comments and notes. Katzenberg's big push was to add more edginess to the two main characters. Disney wanted the film to appeal to both children and adults, and asked for adult references to be added to the film. After many rounds of notes from Katzenberg and other Disney execs, the general consensus was that Woody had been stripped of almost all charm. Tom Hanks, while recording the dialogue for the story reels, exclaimed at one point that the character was a jerk. Lasseter and his Pixar team had the first half of the movie ready to screen, so they brought it down to Burbank to show to Katzenberg and other Disney executives on November 19, 1993, a day they later dubbed "Black Friday." The results were disastrous, and Schneider, who was never particularly enamored of Katzenberg's idea of having outsiders make animation for Disney, declared it a mess and ordered that production be stopped immediately. Katzenberg asked colleague Tom Schumacher why the reels were bad. Schumacher replied bluntly: "Because it's not their movie anymore."

Lasseter was embarrassed with what was on the screen, later recalling, "It was a story filled with the most unhappy, mean characters that I've ever seen."


Is it any coincidence that the DreamWorks animated movies seem like they have less humanity than Pixar's?
 
2012-12-30 11:45:11 PM

kim jong-un: rhiannon: Bronies, Woodies.......it's a strange world. Thanks, Internet, but you can stop now.

We have such things sights to show you.


FTFY. (I knew it sounded familiar, couldn't figure out what was off.)
 
2012-12-31 01:52:36 AM
The knockoffs are far, far worse than anything in that blog

1.bp.blogspot.com

alohakuwait.files.wordpress.com

i.chzbgr.com
 
2012-12-31 03:25:30 AM

Brainsick: The knockoffs are far, far worse than anything in that blog


1: Stoned out of his gourd
2: Twenty years later, had let himself go, seen at a Convention
3: Push ups? Double handed elephant hand job? First generation Chimpanzee/Woody genetic experiment?
 
2012-12-31 01:02:14 PM
Remember kiddos, a lot of the complaints here about it being "old" are usually followed up by a "It's been on so-and-so for years!" Yeah, it has, but not on something broad-spectrum like Fark. How many of the Pervy Woody pics are actually Fark-worthy? Few, but finally enough to get a link, now.
 
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