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(Some Guy)   If you've never thought it would be possible to make Woody from Toy Story creepy, you were wrong   (funnymama.com) divider line 105
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2012-12-29 04:42:19 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-29 05:00:48 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-29 05:03:41 PM  
I find it more creepy that the guy has all those other dolls...
 
2012-12-29 05:05:33 PM  
The only thing creepier than Woody is those Japanamation dolls and the weirdos who enjoy them
 
2012-12-29 05:06:17 PM  
I laughed waaay too much at those. Priceless. Thanks Subby.
 
2012-12-29 05:11:58 PM  
oh damn! lol
 
2012-12-29 05:13:05 PM  
I was just going to say that I already found Woody creepy, but some of those were pretty great.
 
2012-12-29 05:21:49 PM  
YOU'RE MY FAVORITE DEPUTY!
 
2012-12-29 05:25:05 PM  
TFC are full of people pointing out the inconsistencies between the toys and the way those same characters look in their respective shows.

I love the internet.
 
2012-12-29 05:25:20 PM  

TheLurkerBelow: YOU'RE MY FAVORITE DEPUTY!


Thread over.
 
2012-12-29 05:33:17 PM  
I always thought that Toy Story 3 should have been one big revelation that Woody killed Andy's father. He walked in on the toys having a meeting one day, so Woody cut the brake lines on his car. He knew too much, and had to die.
 
2012-12-29 05:38:43 PM  
Bronies, Woodies.......it's a strange world. Thanks, Internet, but you can stop now.
 
2012-12-29 05:40:17 PM  
Subby's new to the internet, isn't he?
 
2012-12-29 05:43:53 PM  

Honest Bender: I find it more creepy that the guy has all those other dolls...


Champion of the Sun: The only thing creepier than Woody is those Japanamation dolls and the weirdos who enjoy them


Those.
 
2012-12-29 05:45:35 PM  
That's not a snake in your boot...
 
2012-12-29 05:45:41 PM  
i1195.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-29 05:49:10 PM  
I am so glad I decided to check fark today
 
2012-12-29 05:59:01 PM  
Rule 34
 
2012-12-29 06:00:34 PM  
They're all pretty funny, but that last one, in last place; Maraschino cherry, muthafu(k-uhs!
 
2012-12-29 06:01:03 PM  
I would have thought it were possible, Subby. But I wouldn't have thought it would be that creepy.
 
2012-12-29 06:02:52 PM  

Scorpinock: I always thought that Toy Story 3 should have been one big revelation that Woody killed Andy's father. He walked in on the toys having a meeting one day, so Woody cut the brake lines on his car. He knew too much, and had to die.


In three sentences you have demonstrated more creative talent than anything coming out of Hollywood this year.
 
2012-12-29 06:04:38 PM  
Hell, all you need is to see the original demo real for Toy Story. (Available on the DVD.) it's much darker and frankly, Woody is an asshole in it.
 
2012-12-29 06:09:14 PM  

Scorpinock: I always thought that Toy Story 3 should have been one big revelation that Woody killed Andy's father. He walked in on the toys having a meeting one day, so Woody cut the brake lines on his car. He knew too much, and had to die.


I'd have preferred it if the toys decided they were tired of being playthings of humans, tired of the horrible curse of going limp whenever they're in a human's presence, tired of the inevitable fate of being stuffed in an attic or a garbage dump for the majority of your existence, and launched an invisible war to eradicate mankind.

Seriously, the life of a toy in those movies strikes me as a particularly malevolent version of hell.
 
2012-12-29 06:13:49 PM  
www.polyvore.com
 
2012-12-29 06:27:40 PM  
Yeah, right. No way can this be more creepy than those pictures of the Woody doll and the... oh.
 
2012-12-29 06:30:28 PM  
It's not loading for me. Can someone rehost and repost?
 
2012-12-29 06:31:03 PM  

ReapTheChaos: Honest Bender: I find it more creepy that the guy has all those other dolls...

Champion of the Sun: The only thing creepier than Woody is those Japanamation dolls and the weirdos who enjoy them

Those.


These.
 
2012-12-29 06:34:30 PM  
Blast from the Past.
 
2012-12-29 06:34:35 PM  

Scorpinock: I always thought that Toy Story 3 should have been one big revelation that Woody killed Andy's father. He walked in on the toys having a meeting one day, so Woody cut the brake lines on his car. He knew too much, and had to die.


When I get someone to help me adapt my unfinished novel for the big screen, I'm calling you.

I laughed way too hard at that.
 
2012-12-29 06:40:27 PM  
ah the rape face from Revoltech Woody.
 
2012-12-29 06:43:44 PM  
Rule 34 fulfilled..
 
2012-12-29 06:47:01 PM  
Dumpster one is my favorite. Hilarious.
 
2012-12-29 06:49:14 PM  

JosephFinn: Hell, all you need is to see the original demo real for Toy Story. (Available on the DVD.) it's much darker and frankly, Woody is an asshole in it.


Woody is a major asshole in all the movies already. My daughter watches them every damn day. Great movies, but woody is a total douche and a mean prick in them. Not quite "santa the asshole bigot from Rudolph", but watch them again. Big time selfish dick.
 
2012-12-29 06:51:57 PM  

hegna: JosephFinn: Hell, all you need is to see the original demo real for Toy Story. (Available on the DVD.) it's much darker and frankly, Woody is an asshole in it.

Woody is a major asshole in all the movies already. My daughter watches them every damn day. Great movies, but woody is a total douche and a mean prick in them. Not quite "santa the asshole bigot from Rudolph", but watch them again. Big time selfish dick.


Movies become strange after about the 20th viewing.
 
2012-12-29 06:52:13 PM  

JosephFinn: Hell, all you need is to see the original demo real for Toy Story. (Available on the DVD.) it's much darker and frankly, Woody is an asshole in it.


That was the big thing Whedon fixed, and Pixar praised him for it.
 
2012-12-29 06:59:33 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-29 07:08:47 PM  
I noticed this was "Part 3"...I'm scared to look for parts 1 & 2 now.
 
2012-12-29 07:09:57 PM  
Sadly, old news is old news.

/FU Japan.
 
2012-12-29 07:13:06 PM  
But of course I had to face my fear...both have most likely NSFW (sex toy in Part 1 and nipple in Part 2) pics

Part 1
Part 2
 
2012-12-29 07:20:49 PM  
For NFL threads

i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-12-29 07:51:14 PM  
Wow. This is actually pretty old by internet standards. This is kinda like if in 2014 someone said "Hey, check out this new thing called Gangnam Style."

I guess the path from 2chan, to 4chan, to reddit, to 9gag, to facebook, to Fark is a slow and meandering one...


/but seriously, those Woody pics are always funny
 
2012-12-29 07:52:30 PM  

grimlock1972: ah the rape face from Revoltech Woody.


Yeah, I kind of knew what this was gonna be about even before clicking on the link.
 
2012-12-29 08:02:19 PM  

Honest Bender: I find it more creepy that the guy has all those other dolls...


EXACTLY!
 
2012-12-29 08:06:38 PM  

John Nash: For NFL threads

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Knew as soon as I saw that pic that someone was going to make it a "Soon" pic. FIne work, sir.
 
2012-12-29 08:08:34 PM  
The guy who did this is a farking retard.

Not content with leaving well enough alone he has to turn an innocent cartoon into something perverted/borderline depraved.

Jerk.
 
2012-12-29 08:34:08 PM  
Had it just been a few of those pics, I might have found it funny.

The fact that there were so many kind of creeps me out on a lot of levels, however.
 
2012-12-29 08:36:57 PM  

douchebag/hater: The guy who did this is a farking retard.

Not content with leaving well enough alone he has to turn an innocent cartoon into something perverted/borderline depraved.

Jerk.



So you'll be in your bunk?
 
2012-12-29 08:40:47 PM  

douchebag/hater: The guy who did this is a farking retard.

Not content with leaving well enough alone he has to turn an innocent cartoon into something perverted/borderline depraved.

Jerk.


I figured this was the alternate ending to Toy Story 2 where Woody actually does make it to the Japanese toy museum.
 
2012-12-29 08:44:25 PM  

douchebag/hater: The guy who did this is a farking retard.

Not content with leaving well enough alone he has to turn an innocent cartoon into something perverted/borderline depraved.

Jerk.


Guy? Lots of "guys" were doing this. And making dirty jokes about innocent things is as old as humanity itself.
 
2012-12-29 08:45:40 PM  
It's fun watching people discover old stuff for the first time. That said, I almost died laughing when rapeface woody came out. Within a day of people getting theirs, they took so many ridiculous pictures of it.

PeterBeck: Wow. This is actually pretty old by internet standards. This is kinda like if in 2014 someone said "Hey, check out this new thing called Gangnam Style."

I guess the path from 2chan, to 4chan, to reddit, to 9gag, to facebook, to Fark is a slow and meandering one...


/but seriously, those Woody pics are always funny


Yeah. 4chan(or at least /a/) picks up stuff pretty quick from 2ch, but after that it spreads exponentially slower with each jump.
 
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