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2012-12-29 06:57:54 PM
12 votes:
...I get laid?

/*sob*
2012-12-29 05:28:12 PM
6 votes:
If man is still alive
if woman can survive
2012-12-29 05:28:25 PM
5 votes:
... have numbers.

OH, CRAP, THAT'S NOT RIGHT, I BLEW IT
2012-12-29 05:21:39 PM
5 votes:
to be 2000 +/- 13
2012-12-29 05:45:09 PM
4 votes:
have the numbers 2, 0, 1, and 3 all at the same time!

/well, since 1320, anyway
2012-12-29 08:29:42 PM
3 votes:

ciberido: "Digit" would also have been acceptable.


Dinner first.
2012-12-29 07:49:55 PM
3 votes:
...since I did subby's Mom?
2012-12-29 07:42:10 PM
3 votes:
The number on this thread, 7509246, is also devoid of repeating digits.
2012-12-29 07:27:07 PM
3 votes:
I peaked in 1987.

/Was 8
2012-12-29 07:17:33 PM
3 votes:
...see the Cleveland Browns in the AFC Championship game?

/sobs quietly in corner
2012-12-29 07:14:40 PM
3 votes:
And 1987 + 2013 = 4000

4000 / 666 = 6.006006

Oh shiat, we dun in for it now!
2012-12-29 07:03:17 PM
3 votes:
... see a resurgence of Lambada dancing
2012-12-29 05:37:09 PM
3 votes:
Simultaneously suck and blow
2012-12-30 06:42:52 AM
2 votes:

Pants full of macaroni!!: Isn't this the year that everything asplodes?

No. That already happened according to the Mayans. However, The Doctor came back and bent Rose Tyler over the Tardis Console Greek-style which caused some timey-wimey paradox thing or something.
2012-12-29 08:42:36 PM
2 votes:

cleveoh: ...see the Cleveland Browns in the AFC Championship game?

/sobs quietly in corner


Will my Chargers make it into the AFC Championship game?
/sobbing quietly in the other corner
2012-12-29 07:34:36 PM
2 votes:
Is there a term for something even less than insignificant? Because that's what this is.
2012-12-29 07:26:31 PM
2 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: Until we imposed a 7 day week on the Chinese on the 1800's, they had a 10 day week, and had no idea what Saturday was.


They didn't have college football so they didn't need Saturdays.
2012-12-29 07:21:00 PM
2 votes:
I whitelist FARK to feed the poor squirrels and these are the kind of links I get? I want my 5 bucks back!
Oh, wait...
2012-12-29 07:15:16 PM
2 votes:

fusillade762: Just saw this posted on Facebook today (for added numerological panic, if you need it):


You should check SNOPES before you believe anything like that (or at least think just a bit).

If you are trolling ... 0.5/10

If you are intoxicated in preparation for the new year, then carry on mate - and hoist one for all us sober schmucks.
2012-12-29 07:13:46 PM
2 votes:
And this is news...why?

i.chzbgr.com
2012-12-29 07:05:13 PM
2 votes:
Whatever it is, I bet it won't happen again until 2031.
2012-12-29 07:04:25 PM
2 votes:
000 really?
25.media.tumblr.com
2012-12-29 07:03:48 PM
2 votes:

cettin: Prime?


Optimal post.
2012-12-29 07:00:12 PM
2 votes:
Not suck?
2012-12-29 05:47:23 PM
2 votes:
And it'll be the first year in A HUNDRED YEARS to end in "13"!

Read somewhere that the 13 in Times Square has been heavily decorated with good luck charms, just in case.

Just saw this posted on Facebook today (for added numerological panic, if you need it):

sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
2012-12-29 11:09:48 PM
1 votes:

ciberido: "Successfully"? How does one masturbate unsuccessfully?


You've never had your wife knock on the bathroom door, have you?
2012-12-29 09:14:19 PM
1 votes:

Dezilith: Since 1987 to have four different numbers....nope. That sounds good to me.

Fusillade? Snopes debunked that. Link here


No one should need Snopes to debunk this.  This is the stupider than falling for dihydrogen monoxide.
2012-12-29 08:55:00 PM
1 votes:

Modguy: Ow My Balls: Frankenstorm: I lost my virginity in 1987. So there's that.

I think I successfully masturbated for the first time that year. Not as impressive, but momentous nonetheless.

...successfully? Where their times before that where, perhaps, you adorned a white lab coat, and had a chalk board detailing several, as of that point, hypothetical methods to achieve successful masturbation?


That might've alarmed my parents.
2012-12-29 08:39:13 PM
1 votes:

Frankenstorm: I lost my virginity in 1987. So there's that.


I waited until late 1989. I wasn't about to give it up until the Berlin Wall came down.

/and until I had an offer.
2012-12-29 08:29:26 PM
1 votes:
...have a one day Dow Jones Industrial drop of > 20%?
2012-12-29 08:28:10 PM
1 votes:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: ... have numbers.

OH, CRAP, THAT'S NOT RIGHT, I BLEW IT


I just came in to say that Paul McNamara deserves a slap upside the head for confusing the words "numerals" and "numbers."  You are welcome to a free slap upside the head as well.

2013 is a single number with four numerals.

/"Digit" would also have been acceptable.
2012-12-29 08:26:15 PM
1 votes:
If we're lucky, we might get a double rainbow next year, too. Now that would be something!
2012-12-29 08:24:35 PM
1 votes:

Ow My Balls: Frankenstorm: I lost my virginity in 1987. So there's that.

I think I successfully masturbated for the first time that year. Not as impressive, but momentous nonetheless.


...successfully? Where their times before that where, perhaps, you adorned a white lab coat, and had a chalk board detailing several, as of that point, hypothetical methods to achieve successful masturbation?
2012-12-29 08:23:28 PM
1 votes:

Ow My Balls: Frankenstorm: I lost my virginity in 1987. So there's that.

I think I successfully masturbated for the first time that year. Not as impressive, but momentous nonetheless.


I don't know why I'm sharing this info, but same here!
2012-12-29 08:04:59 PM
1 votes:

cleveoh: ...see the Cleveland Browns in the AFC Championship game?

/sobs quietly in corner


Now now. That won't happen in 2013 either.

/on the bright side, my predictions are usually wrong
2012-12-29 07:57:27 PM
1 votes:

davidphogan: CluelessMoron: According to this python one-liner, there has indeed been a lack of them lately but there are plenty to come:

[i for i in range(1987, 2041) if len(set(str(i))) == 4]

[1987, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2031, 2034, 2035, 2036, 2037, 2038, 2039]

Neat


And your response was 4 letters long. You're messing with my mind!
2012-12-29 07:52:21 PM
1 votes:
I lost my virginity in 1987. So there's that.
2012-12-29 07:40:56 PM
1 votes:

Jixa: And this is news...why?


It's not news, hence why it's on Fark.
2012-12-29 07:37:00 PM
1 votes:

FraggleStickCar: Hold on. So Fark just greenlighted an article about a tweet about something that was posted on Reddit?


I just replied to a comment in a Fark article about a tweet about something that was posted on Reddit and you can vote for it!
2012-12-29 07:29:21 PM
1 votes:
Hold on. So Fark just greenlighted an article about a tweet about something that was posted on Reddit?

Link
2012-12-29 07:25:24 PM
1 votes:
Have a good Whitesnake album?
Have another Jaws movie?
2012-12-29 07:21:14 PM
1 votes:
... release some good music and stay like that for a while?

/Probably not.
2012-12-29 07:18:59 PM
1 votes:
Woo hoo, different numbers in 2012!, then it will be 2014, then 2015... 2016... You know, this is a lame post.
2012-12-29 07:15:12 PM
1 votes:

fusillade762: And it'll be the first year in A HUNDRED YEARS to end in "13"!

Read somewhere that the 13 in Times Square has been heavily decorated with good luck charms, just in case.

Just saw this posted on Facebook today (for added numerological panic, if you need it):

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 399x256]


Until we imposed a 7 day week on the Chinese on the 1800's, they had a 10 day week, and had no idea what Saturday was.
2012-12-29 07:12:05 PM
1 votes:
Since 1987 to have four different numbers....nope. That sounds good to me.

Fusillade? Snopes debunked that. Link here
2012-12-29 07:08:19 PM
1 votes:

fusillade762: And it'll be the first year in A HUNDRED YEARS to end in "13"!

Read somewhere that the 13 in Times Square has been heavily decorated with good luck charms, just in case.

Just saw this posted on Facebook today (for added numerological panic, if you need it):


That FB picture is B.S.

March 2014 will have those same days.

And for December, that combination will come by 2018.
2012-12-29 06:59:13 PM
1 votes:
Prime?
 
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