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2012-12-29 05:34:24 PM
5 votes:
*scans headline*

24.media.tumblr.com
2012-12-29 08:45:32 PM
2 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: She probably cleans up well.


Cool, she could do the dishes and vacuum after we bump uglies.
2012-12-29 06:24:34 PM
2 votes:
Police say that Stephanie Suggs Millard, 33 of Moody, is being held on bond totaling $30,000.

That would be why she's moody.

THANK YOU, GOOD NIGHT!
2012-12-29 10:01:26 PM
1 votes:
Also, how hard is it to drive to the nearest college town every weekend and fark your way through every bar and frat house?

A woman at her level of attractiveness could fulfill the MILF/Naughty teacher/Mother fetishes of quite a few college freshmen and never have to worry about going to jail.

Attention female teachers! Please do not have sex with your students! If you have an overwhelming desire to have sex with younger men please drive to the nearest college town this weekend and find some freshmen to do it with! They will be very appreciative as well as satisfy all your needs to feel attractive and desirable again. The best part is you will not lose your job or go to jail for having sex with them!

/If you know of such a place please re-post that somewhere a female teacher will actually see it
//Thank you and to all the freshmen you're welcome
2012-12-29 08:37:52 PM
1 votes:
badmitch.com
2012-12-29 08:02:37 PM
1 votes:

fusillade762: Hoover

Hoover? I barely knew her!


At the newspaper where I used to work, an editor had to resist the urge to use this headline about the destruction of a nearby smelter: "Smelter? I barely knew her."

Still makes me giggle.
2012-12-29 07:59:14 PM
1 votes:

strutin: From her facebook (2010, 2011 timeline..):

[i83.photobucket.com image 395x560]

[i83.photobucket.com image 548x720]

[i83.photobucket.com image 720x708]

yeah, would totally hit that all cleaned up and not "mugshot sad"..

/except her husband looks like he could break me in half and kill me


You do understand those are two different women, right? Unless, of course, the woman in your pics changed her chin, cheekbones, hair, nose and eyeballs. Which, I guess, is feasible, Or no. Probably no.
OKO
2012-12-29 07:56:51 PM
1 votes:

thisisyourbrainonFark: Sass-O-Rev: thisisyourbrainonFark: FTFA

By Brianne Britzius
By John Huddleston

Hoover school system spokesperson Jason Gaston tells me that officials are not going to comment on the matter.

Hmmm ...

Also FTFA: "Parents send their children to school with an expectation that they're children will be cared for."

That's some right good writing, there, Brianne and John.

Yeah, found this as well: "Police say that the young man was 17 at the time of in the incidents and even though this is above the legal age of consent, this is still a crime in Alabama it's illegal for an educator to have sex with a student under the age of 19."

Proofreaders are also illegal?


Typing with one hand is hard.
/yes, hard !
2012-12-29 07:45:20 PM
1 votes:

thisisyourbrainonFark: FTFA

By Brianne Britzius
By John Huddleston

Hoover school system spokesperson Jason Gaston tells me that officials are not going to comment on the matter.

Hmmm ...


Also FTFA: "Parents send their children to school with an expectation that they're children will be cared for."

That's some right good writing, there, Brianne and John.
2012-12-29 07:19:20 PM
1 votes:
"I think this is probably unusual anywhere."

Obviously you're not a Farker.
2012-12-29 06:53:05 PM
1 votes:
looks like rachel dratch had a baby with sarah gilbert.
2012-12-29 06:18:01 PM
1 votes:
Who's the moron who wrote that... Ummm... article?

Then again, I can only imagine what passes for journalism in freakin' Alabama.
 
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