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(Fox 6 Birmingham)   Hottie Biology teacher arrested for tutoring student on her own time. Smoking teacher trifecta complete   (myfoxal.com) divider line 82
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2012-12-29 08:45:32 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: She probably cleans up well.


Cool, she could do the dishes and vacuum after we bump uglies.
 
2012-12-29 08:45:35 PM  
I'd pee in her butt.

/just saying.
 
2012-12-29 08:53:34 PM  

D_Evans45: [badmitch.com image 850x637]


That was completely uncalled for. You are a bad person and should feel bad.
 
2012-12-29 09:01:42 PM  
Who cares what she looks like, she has an adolescent mind.

Howie says no deal.
 
2012-12-29 09:08:47 PM  
Any day of the week, forwards, backwards, or sideways.
 
2012-12-29 09:19:55 PM  
If I were 17?! I'd lure her down to my sex-dungeon, tie her up, but a red ball-gag in her mouth....and abuse her face.
 
2012-12-29 09:27:20 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: I'd pee in her butt.

/just saying.

 Yeah buddy!

www.topcultured.com
 
2012-12-29 09:34:04 PM  
Hottie not hot, not funny.
 
2012-12-29 09:37:57 PM  
It was only illegal in Alabama, because he wasn't her brother.

/or another family member
//or a farm animal
 
2012-12-29 09:39:14 PM  
Where did standards go? Smokin' hot? Really fark?

Not so much.
 
2012-12-29 09:47:31 PM  
Yes, I would.

/Repeatedly
//With vigor and alacrity
 
2012-12-29 09:54:23 PM  
Is there ever actually going to be someone in these teacher stories who actually deserves the distinction "hottie" ?
 
2012-12-29 10:01:26 PM  
Also, how hard is it to drive to the nearest college town every weekend and fark your way through every bar and frat house?

A woman at her level of attractiveness could fulfill the MILF/Naughty teacher/Mother fetishes of quite a few college freshmen and never have to worry about going to jail.

Attention female teachers! Please do not have sex with your students! If you have an overwhelming desire to have sex with younger men please drive to the nearest college town this weekend and find some freshmen to do it with! They will be very appreciative as well as satisfy all your needs to feel attractive and desirable again. The best part is you will not lose your job or go to jail for having sex with them!

/If you know of such a place please re-post that somewhere a female teacher will actually see it
//Thank you and to all the freshmen you're welcome
 
2012-12-29 10:06:04 PM  

richard_1963: Is there ever actually going to be someone in these teacher stories who actually deserves the distinction "hottie" ?


The current holder of the title...

i5.asn.im

Debra Lafave
 
2012-12-29 10:44:52 PM  

illannoyin: richard_1963: Is there ever actually going to be someone in these teacher stories who actually deserves the distinction "hottie" ?

The current holder of the title...

[i5.asn.im image 650x600]

Debra Lafave


This / That
 
2012-12-29 10:50:56 PM  
I see this is a Fox link so I must assume that it goes to some rule 34 "Naked people of Walmart" link
 
2012-12-29 10:52:58 PM  

astinkywind: [wbrc.images.worldnow.com image 600x576]


Negative.
 
2012-12-29 11:08:29 PM  
I'd be terrified of what FARK submitters see with beer goggles
 
2012-12-29 11:26:15 PM  
I like how the article admits the word "allegedly" and that she hasn't actually been convicted, or even gone to trial yet for that matter, but they still feel compelled to release her full name and her picture anyway.

Gotta love Trial by Media.
 
2012-12-29 11:38:19 PM  
Why are her eyebrows so close to her eyeballs?
 
2012-12-29 11:47:29 PM  
Who is the subby, Jodie Foster?
 
2012-12-29 11:55:28 PM  

hbk72777: I'd be terrified of what FARK submitters see with beer goggles


thumbnails.hulu.com
 
2012-12-30 12:10:50 AM  

Popcorn Johnny: She probably cleans up well.


I think she probably does. She's not smoking hot under any circumstances, but she has a pretty face with nice cheekbones.
Dollars to donuts that under normal lighting with a little make-up, almost all but the real studmen would give the thumbs up.
Not sure why it's so hard for people to look past the makeup / no-makeup situation.
 
2012-12-30 12:26:29 AM  
With all of these that show up in the news, I wonder how many teachers get away with it. There have to be a few boys out there who know how to keep their traps shut.

/ Unlike the teachers...
 
2012-12-30 12:49:21 AM  

astinkywind: [wbrc.images.worldnow.com image 600x576]


Either it's been a long day or I'm seeing 4 eyebrows.

/weirdest boner?
 
2012-12-30 02:52:18 AM  

lokidecat: Where did standards go? Smokin' hot? Really fark?

Not so much.


It's kinda like trailer park hot.  These girls usually have hickeys and black eyes.
 
2012-12-30 03:08:13 AM  
FTFA:

"I think this is probably unusual anywhere common everywhere.
 
2012-12-30 05:04:12 AM  

D_Evans45: [badmitch.com image 850x637]


look at all those.....uhm... nice personalities....
 
2012-12-30 07:46:44 AM  
That's what you call a hottie???

I'm scottish and even I would call that an average 5.5

/My hands a 6
//only cos it doesn't talk back to me
///It tried once and I used it's "sister" for a week
 
2012-12-30 08:19:51 AM  
Debbie LaFave was definitely a top 2 hot teachers...but Pam Rogers was #1.  Remember she was sending bootytastic cell videos to her students.

After those two, #3 is a major drop off.

www.thearchnemesis.com
 
2012-12-30 09:55:16 AM  

TomD9938: thisisyourbrainonFark: Yeah, found this as well: "Police say that the young man was 17 at the time of in the incidents and even though this is above the legal age of consent, this is still a crime in Alabama it's illegal for an educator to have sex with a student under the age of 19."

It's like F. farking Scott.


I'm pretty sure that that's not what The Great Gatsby was about.
 
2012-12-30 10:06:42 AM  

FinFangFark: Debbie LaFave was definitely a top 2 hot teachers...but Pam Rogers was #1.  Remember she was sending bootytastic cell videos to her students.

After those two, #3 is a major drop off.


I don't remember Pam. Going to have to do some research.
 
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