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(Fox 6 Birmingham)   Hottie Biology teacher arrested for tutoring student on her own time. Smoking teacher trifecta complete   (myfoxal.com) divider line 82
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2012-12-29 05:01:55 PM
WOO!  That hottie is smokin!...smokin' average.
 
2012-12-29 05:15:29 PM
That's a hottie?   What is subby smoking?
 
2012-12-29 05:34:24 PM
*scans headline*

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-29 05:40:27 PM
Hoover

Hoover? I barely knew her!
 
2012-12-29 06:00:12 PM
She probably cleans up well.
 
2012-12-29 06:18:01 PM
Who's the moron who wrote that... Ummm... article?

Then again, I can only imagine what passes for journalism in freakin' Alabama.
 
2012-12-29 06:24:34 PM
Police say that Stephanie Suggs Millard, 33 of Moody, is being held on bond totaling $30,000.

That would be why she's moody.

THANK YOU, GOOD NIGHT!
 
2012-12-29 06:53:05 PM
looks like rachel dratch had a baby with sarah gilbert.
 
2012-12-29 07:04:01 PM
She was just teaching him anatomy.
 
2012-12-29 07:19:20 PM
"I think this is probably unusual anywhere."

Obviously you're not a Farker.
 
2012-12-29 07:32:54 PM
hell to the yes I'd hit that.
 
2012-12-29 07:35:07 PM
I like this one better than the earlier, blond teacher who was banging her students.

Of course, I'm 20 years older than Ms. Moody so I'm not that picky either.

/I wouldn't have been if I were one of her students either
 
2012-12-29 07:36:08 PM

Popcorn Johnny: She probably cleans up well.


That's what i was thinking.

See folks, you have to look at these pictures realizing that a mugshot is the worst picture on the worst day of your life.

Someone who looks meh in a mugshot...probably looks a whole lot better under normal circumstances.
 
2012-12-29 07:38:06 PM
FTFA

By Brianne Britzius
By John Huddleston

Hoover school system spokesperson Jason Gaston tells me that officials are not going to comment on the matter.

Hmmm ...
 
2012-12-29 07:38:52 PM

ravenlore:
See folks, you have to look at these pictures realizing that a mugshot is the worst picture on the worst day of your life.


Beat me to it.
She probably has only a little make-up on as well, plus she's pissed off or sad.

No one here will look half as good in their driver's license picture, and you can prepare for that.
 
2012-12-29 07:40:09 PM
She looks like Debbie Downer.
 
2012-12-29 07:41:06 PM
www4.pictures.gi.zimbio.com

rachel dratch approves!
 
2012-12-29 07:41:21 PM

fusillade762: Hoover? I barely knew her!


Nothing about this story behooves a pun.
 
2012-12-29 07:42:00 PM
Infinitely hotter than I expected. Verdict: niiiiice!
 
2012-12-29 07:42:13 PM

Popcorn Johnny: She probably cleans up well.


Yeah, while that shot is no hottie she might be fairly good looking in better circumstances.
 
2012-12-29 07:42:18 PM

ravenlore: Popcorn Johnny: She probably cleans up well.

That's what i was thinking.

See folks, you have to look at these pictures realizing that a mugshot is the worst picture on the worst day of your life.

Someone who looks meh in a mugshot...probably looks a whole lot better under normal circumstances.


3.bp.blogspot.com

www.kcconfidential.com

www.breakupcenter.com

4.bp.blogspot.com

agree
 
2012-12-29 07:43:28 PM
wbrc.images.worldnow.com
 
2012-12-29 07:45:20 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark: FTFA

By Brianne Britzius
By John Huddleston

Hoover school system spokesperson Jason Gaston tells me that officials are not going to comment on the matter.

Hmmm ...


Also FTFA: "Parents send their children to school with an expectation that they're children will be cared for."

That's some right good writing, there, Brianne and John.
 
2012-12-29 07:48:02 PM

strutin: yeah, would totally hit that all cleaned up and not "mugshot sad"..


I suspect that's not the correct person.
 
2012-12-29 07:49:32 PM

Sass-O-Rev: thisisyourbrainonFark: FTFA

By Brianne Britzius
By John Huddleston

Hoover school system spokesperson Jason Gaston tells me that officials are not going to comment on the matter.

Hmmm ...

Also FTFA: "Parents send their children to school with an expectation that they're children will be cared for."

That's some right good writing, there, Brianne and John.


Yeah, found this as well: "Police say that the young man was 17 at the time of in the incidents and even though this is above the legal age of consent, this is still a crime in Alabama it's illegal for an educator to have sex with a student under the age of 19."

Proofreaders are also illegal?
 
OKO
2012-12-29 07:56:51 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark: Sass-O-Rev: thisisyourbrainonFark: FTFA

By Brianne Britzius
By John Huddleston

Hoover school system spokesperson Jason Gaston tells me that officials are not going to comment on the matter.

Hmmm ...

Also FTFA: "Parents send their children to school with an expectation that they're children will be cared for."

That's some right good writing, there, Brianne and John.

Yeah, found this as well: "Police say that the young man was 17 at the time of in the incidents and even though this is above the legal age of consent, this is still a crime in Alabama it's illegal for an educator to have sex with a student under the age of 19."

Proofreaders are also illegal?


Typing with one hand is hard.
/yes, hard !
 
2012-12-29 07:57:06 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark: Yeah, found this as well: "Police say that the young man was 17 at the time of in the incidents and even though this is above the legal age of consent, this is still a crime in Alabama it's illegal for an educator to have sex with a student under the age of 19."


It's like F. farking Scott.
 
2012-12-29 07:59:09 PM
"I think this is probably unusual anywhere. Parents send their children to school with an expectation that they're children will be cared for."

/snerk
 
2012-12-29 07:59:14 PM

strutin: From her facebook (2010, 2011 timeline..):

[i83.photobucket.com image 395x560]

[i83.photobucket.com image 548x720]

[i83.photobucket.com image 720x708]

yeah, would totally hit that all cleaned up and not "mugshot sad"..

/except her husband looks like he could break me in half and kill me


You do understand those are two different women, right? Unless, of course, the woman in your pics changed her chin, cheekbones, hair, nose and eyeballs. Which, I guess, is feasible, Or no. Probably no.
 
2012-12-29 08:01:54 PM
i257.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-29 08:02:37 PM

fusillade762: Hoover

Hoover? I barely knew her!


At the newspaper where I used to work, an editor had to resist the urge to use this headline about the destruction of a nearby smelter: "Smelter? I barely knew her."

Still makes me giggle.
 
2012-12-29 08:03:07 PM
Kiddie fiddler teacher tag stat!
 
2012-12-29 08:05:30 PM
She doesn't look like she's from Spain.......
 
2012-12-29 08:07:41 PM
Kids these days can't keep their traps shut for shiat
 
2012-12-29 08:15:17 PM

OKO: thisisyourbrainonFark: Sass-O-Rev: thisisyourbrainonFark: FTFA

By Brianne Britzius
By John Huddleston

Hoover school system spokesperson Jason Gaston tells me that officials are not going to comment on the matter.

Hmmm ...

Also FTFA: "Parents send their children to school with an expectation that they're children will be cared for."

That's some right good writing, there, Brianne and John.

Yeah, found this as well: "Police say that the young man was 17 at the time of in the incidents and even though this is above the legal age of consent, this is still a crime in Alabama it's illegal for an educator to have sex with a student under the age of 19."

Proofreaders are also illegal?

Typing with one hand is hard.
/yes, hard !


I'm guessing that Brianne and John are in the same 12th Grade English class as the young man in the article, and this was a class assignment. I'd give it a C- .
 
2012-12-29 08:16:15 PM

Sass-O-Rev: thisisyourbrainonFark: FTFA

By Brianne Britzius
By John Huddleston

Hoover school system spokesperson Jason Gaston tells me that officials are not going to comment on the matter.

Hmmm ...

Also FTFA: "Parents send their children to school with an expectation that they're children will be cared for."

That's some right good writing, there, Brianne and John.


Be nice; it took two people to manage even this level of writing ability.
 
2012-12-29 08:17:52 PM
Looks like the chick from Happy Endings that's married to the Waylon brother.
 
2012-12-29 08:19:11 PM

Apos: *scans headline*

[24.media.tumblr.com image 320x240]


Ha! Thanks for that, still chuckling :)
 
2012-12-29 08:21:13 PM
She's not smokin' hot, but when I was a teenager I would have farked the hell out of her ... for an entire 60 seconds.  On the upside, I could do that about a thousand times  a day.
 
2012-12-29 08:23:41 PM
"I think this is probably unusual anywhere." -- police captain.

wut ?
 
2012-12-29 08:24:47 PM
She sorta reminds me of that olympics chick with the "unimpressed" meme
 
2012-12-29 08:26:20 PM

atomic-age: Sass-O-Rev: thisisyourbrainonFark: FTFA

By Brianne Britzius
By John Huddleston

Hoover school system spokesperson Jason Gaston tells me that officials are not going to comment on the matter.

Hmmm ...

Also FTFA: "Parents send their children to school with an expectation that they're children will be cared for."

That's some right good writing, there, Brianne and John.

Be nice; it took two people to manage even this level of writing ability.


Jesus... I didn't even think about that.
 
2012-12-29 08:26:56 PM
Stupid article wouldn't work on my phone..
 
2012-12-29 08:29:13 PM
Typical subby idea of hottie

/not the worst I've seen of other subbys
//I'd still body slam that
///and still make sure it was super effective
 
2012-12-29 08:32:11 PM

buckler: She looks like Debbie Downer.


agreed. i was like, "Debbie Teaches Spanish"?
 
2012-12-29 08:36:35 PM
FTFA: Police say that the young man was 17 at the time of in the incidents and even though this is above the legal age of consent, this is still a crime in Alabama it's illegal for an educator to have sex with a student under the age of 19.

Well that sucks. If she hadn't been a teacher, the sex would have been perfectly legal. So it's okay if the 17 year-old got banged by subby's 54 year-old mom, but not by his 33 year-old teacher. No disrespect to subby's mom, but teacher-on-student sex is usually much hotter. Besides, if the boy was 17, it was more likely student-on-teacher sex. Boys at that age are not helpless victims in these situations. I remember what I was like back at that age. Hell, I would have gone for it at 14 or 15 if I'd been given the opportunity (and some of our teachers were as young as 25). (*sigh*) Alas, back then, teachers seemed to actually care about keeping their jobs and staying out of jail (or maybe everybody involved just knew to keep their mouths shut about such things back then).

When I read about all these teacher-student liaisons going on today, it makes me wonder what has brought about this dramatic change... Are colleges no longer teaching future educators that they're not supposed to f*ck their students? Did somebody leave that out of a textbook in recent years? You've got to realize that for every case that's surfacing, there are likely many others that aren't... (or, at least, I like to think so...)

/I was probably too gawky and/or homely back then...
//The teachers probably looked at me and realized they could do better...
///Ah... the in-class daydreams I used to have back then...
 
2012-12-29 08:36:46 PM

astinkywind: [www4.pictures.gi.zimbio.com image 455x594]

rachel dratch approves!


I came here for this. Not disappointed.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-29 08:37:17 PM
The average Fark submitter is in his late 30s to mid 50s, is terrible with the ladies, and finds anything female under 275 lb "smoking hot."

submitter would nut in his pants if he saw these heffers in public, then go to the restroom and cry in the stalls.
 
2012-12-29 08:37:52 PM
badmitch.com
 
2012-12-29 08:39:46 PM

Sass-O-Rev: thisisyourbrainonFark: FTFA

By Brianne Britzius
By John Huddleston

Hoover school system spokesperson Jason Gaston tells me that officials are not going to comment on the matter.

Hmmm ...

Also FTFA: "Parents send their children to school with an expectation that they're children will be cared for."

That's some right good writing, there, Brianne and John.


Well, they are from Alabama
 
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