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(KLAX)   Our long national drought is over. Actual "smokin' hot teacher" farking students trifecta in play   (klax-tv.com) divider line 76
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2012-12-29 04:09:10 PM
Carnal Knowledge of a Juvenile....nice.
 
2012-12-29 04:25:24 PM
Not a chance I'm clicking that link
 
2012-12-29 04:41:36 PM
She's still not that hot, although I wouldn't kick her out of bed.
 
2012-12-29 04:50:52 PM
It's like Pink crossed with the Who Farted Y'all girl
 
2012-12-29 04:55:45 PM
meh

It's good to know her address because you know she's not there, in case you wanted to rob her.
 
2012-12-29 05:19:23 PM
farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2012-12-29 05:31:37 PM
img339.imageshack.us

She's also being charged for theft of Joe Dirt's mullet.
 
2012-12-29 05:43:42 PM

Lionel Mandrake: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 581x640]


I think the term is "doable".
 
2012-12-29 05:49:30 PM
Investigators with the Rapides Parish Sheriff's Office

booked into the Rapides Parish Detention Center


They said "Rapides" twice...
 
2012-12-29 05:49:51 PM
School Rape is not cool. Taking sexual advantage of an underage kid is not cool.

/especially when you are home schooled
 
2012-12-29 06:20:36 PM
Oh. My. GAWWWD!
 
2012-12-29 06:21:27 PM
I brought my pencil.

Gimme somethin' to write on!

/would hit it
 
2012-12-29 06:21:29 PM
wow that website is horrible.It's your typical local news, slam everything into one page and let people sort it out later.
 
2012-12-29 06:22:04 PM
I'd bang that like a screen door in a tornado.
 
2012-12-29 06:22:24 PM
Investigators with the Rapides Parish Sheriff's Office arrested a teacher from Tioga High School for alleged inappropriate sexual behavior with a student from the school.

/go on...don't leave us hanging.
 
2012-12-29 06:22:58 PM
img853.imageshack.us
 
2012-12-29 06:24:54 PM

jankyboy: [img853.imageshack.us image 850x850]


*Fistbump*
 
2012-12-29 06:27:04 PM
So is saying "actual smokin hot teacher" the new "smokin hot teacher" which really means "not actually hot at all"?
 
2012-12-29 06:27:22 PM
Yeah, i'd stay after school for that.
 
2012-12-29 06:28:01 PM
Attention all Farkettes that want to have sex with their students.
Please contact me first, we can get things straight between us and lick the problem.
 
2012-12-29 06:30:07 PM
Smokin' hot? They must have lower standards in the south.
 
2012-12-29 06:31:16 PM

Meh...

Also:


cache.daylife.com

....set the standard, broke the mold
 
2012-12-29 06:32:05 PM
wondersinthedark.files.wordpress.com
She's kinda funny looking.
 
2012-12-29 06:33:13 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com

What carnal knowledge may look like.

/seriously, that's a boss way to describe boinking a teen. Sounds almost appealing. Gon' go get me some carnal knowledge.
//Doesn't matter how old, taking advantage of a soft headed kid with a hard body is still taking advantage. At least that's what I tell myself when I see these smoking hot 16-18 year olds in fur boots and skinny jeans.
///Too honest for fark?
 
2012-12-29 06:33:29 PM
Not bad but...

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-29 06:33:52 PM
So the "who y'all farted" girl was a teacher? DNW
 
2012-12-29 06:40:38 PM
Link farked.

But, from the comments in the thread, it's Louisiana, not Florida.
 
2012-12-29 06:41:55 PM

laid back w/bud light: So the "who y'all farted" girl was a teacher? DNW


Also in GIS for "who farted ya'll"

tampabay.metromix.com
 
2012-12-29 06:42:00 PM
Ah, server fall down and go boom.
 
2012-12-29 06:43:42 PM
I think there use to be the state mental hosp. there in Pineville. Regardless, I've been through that area a few times and I'm surprised everyone isn't farking each other on a regular basis there.
 
2012-12-29 06:45:03 PM
In continuation of my post about swinging from the last teacher/kid sex thread...

The teachers are always the freakiest ladies in our swingers group. I asked them once about the phenomenon of teachers farking students and they all said no way. The best answer one of the ladies gave was "ugh! Are you kidding? Have you ever smelled a teenage boy?"

/Yes, all three of them
//Repeatedly
 
2012-12-29 06:46:28 PM
I'm with Ed- who crashed the server?
 
2012-12-29 06:47:15 PM

Ed Grubermann: Ah, server fall down and go boom.


Yep, we done Farked it.
 
2012-12-29 06:48:54 PM
Back in my day, young guys knew two things:

1. A good thing when it was happening.

2. To keep their mouths shut.
 
2012-12-29 06:49:29 PM
For "carnal knowledge"? If they're going THAT old-school, they might as well have said, "...for knowing a minor in the biblical sense".
 
2012-12-29 06:51:54 PM

illannoyin: In continuation of my post about swinging from the last teacher/kid sex thread...

The teachers are always the freakiest ladies in our swingers group. I asked them once about the phenomenon of teachers farking students and they all said no way. The best answer one of the ladies gave was "ugh! Are you kidding? Have you ever smelled a teenage boy?"

/Yes, all three of them
//Repeatedly


Go on....
 
2012-12-29 06:51:54 PM
link farked.
 
2012-12-29 06:52:53 PM
Has a tv news site server ever got farked like that b4? Also every subby in this trifecta is a trollin' LIAR

http://www.iheartmyteacher.org/index.php?threads/heather-michelle-coo k sey-tioga-louisiana-arrested-dec-2012.1277/
 
2012-12-29 06:56:51 PM

BackwardsHatClub: So is saying "actual smokin hot teacher" the new "smokin hot teacher" which really means "not actually hot at all"?


That gimmick gets clicks, and the only thing they love more than clicks is giving in to people who complain and threaten to stop paying to come to this site.
 
2012-12-29 06:57:42 PM

Lionel Mandrake: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 581x640]


I'd hit it.

/Low standards FTW
 
2012-12-29 07:00:45 PM
arrested 27 year-old Heather Michelle Cooksey of 128 Arlington Drive in Pineville for two counts of Carnal Knowledge of a Juvenile and four counts of Mall Hair
 
2012-12-29 07:05:08 PM
You kidding? I would have absolutely wrecked that when I was 17.
 
2012-12-29 07:07:32 PM
i277.photobucket.com

"Arthur" Garfunkle?
 
2012-12-29 07:08:07 PM
FTA : detectives arrested the 27 year-old Cooksey... for two counts of Carnal Knowledge of a Juvenile.

Bond has been set at $10,000


mimg.ugo.com

/ shattered

// will see what he can do
 
2012-12-29 07:11:08 PM
egh, buttah face
 
2012-12-29 07:12:44 PM
http://www.myspace.com/cheezydoo20
 
2012-12-29 07:13:14 PM
A GIS of Heather Michelle Cooksey brings up a frightening array of mug shots.
 
2012-12-29 07:14:27 PM
You people have to stop putting this stuff on fark. My wee little cock can't take any more beatings!
 
2012-12-29 07:15:39 PM

Ed Grubermann: Ah, server fall down and go boom.


Yup,same here.
 
2012-12-29 07:16:08 PM
Speaking of smokin. What the hell is Subby smokin?
 
2012-12-29 07:20:31 PM

Kenny B: Speaking of smokin. What the hell is Subby smokin?


exactly
 
2012-12-29 07:21:25 PM
Actual?
 
2012-12-29 07:29:09 PM

TomD9938: FTA : detectives arrested the 27 year-old Cooksey... for two counts of Carnal Knowledge of a Juvenile.

Bond has been set at $10,000

[mimg.ugo.com image 288x288]

/ shattered

// will see what he can do


She fought real hard, Margie.

/you're such a supah lady!!
 
2012-12-29 07:30:32 PM

Lionel Mandrake: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 581x640]


4.media.bustedtees.cvcdn.com
 
2012-12-29 07:32:35 PM

jankyboy: [img853.imageshack.us image 850x850]


you see... now that is just wonderful.... how often do you get to use that album cover and have it be appropriate in every way possible?

+1 internets for not blowing it too early
 
2012-12-29 07:33:19 PM
Hrmmm....nope.
 
2012-12-29 07:33:51 PM

BackwardsHatClub: So is saying "actual smokin hot teacher" the new "smokin hot teacher" which really means "not actually hot at all"?


think of it as Russian Roulette except all but one chamber is full
 
2012-12-29 07:38:45 PM
The good thing about teachers is that if you do something wrong, they make you do it again till you get it right.
 
2012-12-29 07:47:47 PM
Um, she looks like Rudolph.
 
2012-12-29 07:54:31 PM
Jethro440:
http://www.myspace.com/cheezydoo20

If that's her, then she's recently married with a baby?
 
2012-12-29 08:21:12 PM
Hm. Looks like an ex of mine.

/A++, would hit again
 
2012-12-29 08:25:03 PM
In honor of the trifecta the Godmother of all teacher student sex stories approves!
i26.photobucket.com

She's holding up pretty good after 20 years. Probably still cleans up good
i26.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-29 08:27:58 PM
media.komonews.com

Have you forgotten? MKL still brings it to me, dammit.
 
2012-12-29 08:30:22 PM

TomD9938: FTA : detectives arrested the 27 year-old Cooksey... for two counts of Carnal Knowledge of a Juvenile.

Bond has been set at $10,000

[mimg.ugo.com image 288x288]

/ shattered

// will see what he can do


Damn you!
 
2012-12-29 08:53:48 PM
Usual 'hot' for any nationality until she spends $300,000 becoming 'American' hot and the yanks on Fark pretend they're all super models in the USA from the moment they're born

/Big book of British smiles
/Honey Boo Boo
 
2012-12-29 09:07:05 PM
Looks too much like my white trash sister-in-law less 30 years. Would not hit.

Still, she should be given a medal for public service, not jail.
 
2012-12-29 09:25:57 PM
Wow, her full name and address!

Now I know where to mail my next Valentines Day card.

/I should go by, just to say 'hi'.
 
2012-12-29 09:34:55 PM
Nope, still not funny.
 
2012-12-29 09:38:11 PM

mat catastrophe: Meh...

Also:




....set the standard, broke the mold


Agree +10. Has she a.gotten out of jail? B. Done porn? Please advise.
 
2012-12-29 10:51:36 PM

downtownkid: You kidding? I would have absolutely wrecked that when I was 17.


7 seconds at a time
 
2012-12-29 11:06:15 PM
img339.imageshack.us

When did Gia Paloma become a teacher?
 
2012-12-29 11:38:08 PM

TiiiMMMaHHH: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 580x823]

What carnal knowledge may look like.

/seriously, that's a boss way to describe boinking a teen. Sounds almost appealing. Gon' go get me some carnal knowledge.
//Doesn't matter how old, taking advantage of a soft headed kid with a hard body is still taking advantage. At least that's what I tell myself when I see these smoking hot 16-18 year olds in fur boots and skinny jeans.
///Too honest for fark?


The only question I have is why the fark is "Ann-Margret" hyphenated? What the hell is wrong with people?
 
2012-12-30 12:00:18 AM
Would hit.
 
2012-12-30 12:36:35 AM
Actual "smokin' hot teacher"

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me 3,472 times, I'm a farking idiot.
 
2012-12-30 02:09:15 AM

poonesfarm: Actual "smokin' hot teacher"

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me 3,472 times, I'm a farking idiot.


It's a mug shot, and she's obviously been crying. I'll bet she cleans up real purdy.
 
2012-12-30 03:40:22 AM
I wouldn't say she's "smoking hot", but she could spend the night.


Would have to make me breakfast in the morning, though.
 
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