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(Patch)   Missing cigarettes, a stolen guitar, obscene messages scratched onto a car and a group trip to jail - bad country song or a real Saturday night in a redneck town?   (dacula.patch.com) divider line 39
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2012-12-29 01:03:41 PM  
Give Toby Keith enough time, and it can be *both.*
 
2012-12-29 02:45:45 PM  
The Curse of Dacula
 
2012-12-29 03:28:22 PM  
Not much of a Saturday night, really. Sounds like a Thursday in Vidor..
 
2012-12-29 03:32:44 PM  
All country songs really happened and well it's a Family tradition : )
 
2012-12-29 03:34:42 PM  
Dacula. Everything Florida wants to be and more.
 
2012-12-29 03:34:54 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: All country songs really happened and well it's a Family tradition : )


(quietly wonders if I really *am* ready for some football)
 
2012-12-29 03:44:00 PM  
Arent most country songs based on a saturday night in a redneck town?

/no, your tractor is not sexy
 
2012-12-29 03:47:09 PM  
It made me feel much betta
To scratch a pecker on your
Pretty new Jetta
You are never ever ever bumming smokes from me again
 
2012-12-29 03:47:15 PM  

Cyno01: Arent most country songs based on a saturday night in a redneck town?

/no, your tractor is not sexy


Heh, not quite! There's a lot of country music I like, and a bit that I don't like.

Generally, the real soulful stuff, the stuff that doesn't sound like a pop track with a twangy guitar? That stuff, I like.

And the old school stuff is pretty damn good, too.

The only kind of music I don't really like across the board is the bubblegum pop stuff from Bieber and others of that ilk.
 
2012-12-29 03:47:29 PM  
"jeshua?"

wtf?
 
2012-12-29 03:49:25 PM  
I always check to see if the counties these redneck stories happen in are on the police scanner link and I listen. Its like old timey white trash radio theater.
 
2012-12-29 03:50:51 PM  
In either case, there's a bad woman or a good dog involved.
 
2012-12-29 03:53:59 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Give Toby Keith enough time, and it can be *both.*


This.

I came in to simply say in reply to the headline "yes".

/Texas
//Six years
 
2012-12-29 03:56:43 PM  
Why doesn't anyone scratch vaginas into the side of a car? I'd think that kind of car would be more embarrassing to drive around.
 
2012-12-29 03:59:20 PM  

illannoyin: This.

I came in to simply say in reply to the headline "yes".


*fistbump*

Right on, illannoyin.
 
2012-12-29 04:04:00 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: tinfoil-hat maggie: All country songs really happened and well it's a Family tradition : )

(quietly wonders if I really *am* ready for some football)


Maybe but are you ready for swinging ?
/Wish I could find the original or one as bad as that Final Countdown you love : )
 
2012-12-29 04:04:57 PM  

Cyno01: Arent most country songs based on a saturday night in a redneck town?

/no, your tractor is not sexy


Mine is. And by "tractor", I mean my penis.
 
2012-12-29 04:04:57 PM  

skinink: Why doesn't anyone scratch vaginas into the side of a car? I'd think that kind of car would be more embarrassing to drive around.


Because the dipshiats that do this have never seen a vagina since their birth; while, like most rednecks, they have had lots of experienc looking at various weeners up close
 
2012-12-29 04:08:08 PM  

dryknife: It made me feel much betta
To scratch a pecker on your
Pretty new Jetta
You are never ever ever bumming smokes from me again


You'll make a muffin betta
Betta
It's really getting betta
It's betta, it's betta
With a green rosetta Jetta

/He was a Very nice boy...He used to Cut my grass...
 
2012-12-29 04:09:25 PM  
FTFA: Dec. 20
Entering auto in the 2500 block of Harbin Springs Cove.


Wut??
 
2012-12-29 04:13:24 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Maybe but are you ready for swinging ?


Right now, I'm trying to drink as much orange juice as I can. It's the season for ramblin' fever, you know.


tinfoil-hat maggie: /Wish I could find the original or one as bad as that Final Countdown you love : )


! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

You know, I actually have something appropriate for the purposes of this thread! :D
 
2012-12-29 04:37:15 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: tinfoil-hat maggie: Maybe but are you ready for swinging ?

Right now, I'm trying to drink as much orange juice as I can. It's the season for ramblin' fever, you know.


tinfoil-hat maggie: /Wish I could find the original or one as bad as that Final Countdown you love : )

! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

You know, I actually have something appropriate for the purposes of this thread! :D


I love it, now, take another little piece of my heart now baby : )
 
2012-12-29 04:49:27 PM  
If your circle of acquaintances include a Jeshua and a Weston you may want to rethink things.
 
2012-12-29 04:56:10 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: I love it, now, take another little piece of my heart now baby : )


Word up, yo! :D
 
2012-12-29 05:02:40 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Give Toby Keith enough time, and it can be *both.*


My first thought was Lucinda Williams. She could definitely pull it off, and the song would actually be worth listening to.  ;)
 
2012-12-29 05:04:55 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: tinfoil-hat maggie: I love it, now, take another little piece of my heart now baby : )

Word up, yo! :D


Heh, you've made my day but, even cowgirls get the blues ; )
 
2012-12-29 05:12:18 PM  

cc_rider: My first thought was Lucinda Williams. She could definitely pull it off, and the song would actually be worth listening to. ;)


Okay, THAT would be interesting.


tinfoil-hat maggie: Heh, you've made my day but, even cowgirls get the blues ; )


Thanks!

Tell ya what, a winter day like this makes me wish that I had a big pot of jambalaya at the ready!
 
2012-12-29 05:21:16 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: All country songs really happened and well it's a Family tradition : )


Some Elizabeth Cook would be appropriate.
 
2012-12-29 05:26:32 PM  

wellreadneck: tinfoil-hat maggie: All country songs really happened and well it's a Family tradition : )

Some Elizabeth Cook would be appropriate.


Well you could've played some ; ) Where'd you come from country bumpkin: )
/LoL ; )
 
2012-12-29 05:55:51 PM  
 
2012-12-29 05:58:26 PM  
Can't believe nobody got the Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back reference out of that (expletive deleted) and made them eat that (expletive deleted) and (expletive deleted) it out again
 
2012-12-29 06:44:03 PM  
Get me out of this small redneck town
Cause I don't wanna be stuck in jail When the sun goes down -
you can't bust me If you don't know what you found
 
2012-12-29 07:36:35 PM  
There's gold in a link at the bottom of that page:

Growling Man Spits on Clerk's Face, Says He'll Be Back
"A witness to the dancing told police the man appeared to be under the influence of drugs. "
 
2012-12-29 07:44:47 PM  
www.movieactors.com
 
2012-12-29 07:45:40 PM  
 
2012-12-29 07:54:23 PM  
had stolen some of his cigarettes a few days ago

Buddy of mine used to bum cigs all the time. Broke him from doing it when I gave him one that had been in a pack that was on my dashboard for about a year.
 
pc
2012-12-29 09:21:22 PM  
 
2012-12-30 05:56:57 AM  
What's with that Dacula place? Is that were they make the people they ship to Florida?
 
2012-12-30 12:07:52 PM  

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There's no crime like white trash crime! :)
 
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