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(SFX (UK))   2012 sci-fi quotes of the year. Quoth Simon Pegg: "Seeing Yoda advertise Vodafone is like seeing a picture of my grandmother in a phone box, advertising cut price blowjobs"   (sfx.co.uk) divider line 19
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2012-12-29 02:42:42 PM
So both have happened?
 
2012-12-29 02:51:37 PM
Gram-Gram, is that you... AGH!!!
 
2012-12-29 02:57:14 PM
To be fair Nanna Pegg can suck th sheets up your ass.
 
2012-12-29 03:03:04 PM

redsquid: To be fair Nanna Pegg can suck th sheets up your ass.


Pound for pound, she's the best around!
 
2012-12-29 03:26:25 PM
So apparently Simon Pegg wasn't around for the 1980s, when Yoda was on freaking 20 million farking plastic Burger King cups.

Yoda has *always* been a whore.  Every *Star Wars* character has been and always will be.
 
2012-12-29 04:00:17 PM
i like star wars as much as the next guy but seriously nerds, find something useful to obsess about
 
2012-12-29 05:23:16 PM
They should be cut price, because she isn't very good!
 
2012-12-29 05:36:54 PM
But a bad BJ is better than nothing. I swear.
 
2012-12-29 06:51:58 PM

Dhusk: So apparently Simon Pegg wasn't around for the 1980s, when Yoda was on freaking 20 million farking plastic Burger King cups.

Yoda has *always* been a whore.  Every *Star Wars* character has been and always will be.


True. George Lucas is a merchandising pimp without equal and without shame.

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to be fair this oven mitt is ace
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2012-12-29 06:55:06 PM

Gordon Bennett: to be fair this oven mitt is ace
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Okay, THAT'S boss.
 
2012-12-29 09:09:54 PM
Eldon > Pegg
 
2012-12-29 09:39:06 PM
I really like the show, but since when has Community had anything to do with "Sci-Fi"?
 
2012-12-29 10:40:05 PM

The One True TheDavid: But a bad BJ is better than nothing. I swear.


how bad are we talking? cuts and bruises? chewing?

//not biting
//chewing
 
2012-12-29 11:09:32 PM
Geesh, these list of quotes just go on and on and on...
 
2012-12-30 02:36:28 AM

The One True TheDavid: But a bad BJ is better than nothing. I swear.


I've had some that involved too much toothwork and others that were just so drunkenly (or not) uninspired that it made me incapable of finishing during that session due to numbness or sheer boredom. I'd say it wasn't better than nothing in those cases. Now, when I was in high school, everything was great, awkward or no. God bless high school sluts.
 
2012-12-30 06:41:10 AM
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Stan lee, also known as spiderman. Has no special powers, just can`t get out of the bathtub.
 
2012-12-30 06:44:17 AM
"If I DID write Hunger Games, everyone would talk about God a lot and we'd never find out who won." Damon Lindelof

I am NEVER reading or watching anything made by this person.
 
2012-12-30 07:23:39 AM
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"How long do I we have to stand here with this muppet?" - Goofy
 
2012-12-31 07:31:14 PM
My favorite:

"Best of luck cry babies." Arthur Darvill tweets his sympathies to viewers before "The Angels Take Manhattan"
 
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