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(Digital Spy UK)   Kevin Smith calls The Amazing Spider-Man Issue #700's bluff (spoilers)   (digitalspy.co.uk ) divider line
    More: Amusing, Spider-Man, Dan Slott, Doctor Octopus, absolutes  
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10387 clicks; posted to Geek » on 29 Dec 2012 at 4:04 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-12-29 09:25:18 PM  
4 votes:

pladius: skinink: I've seen Superman killed, come back as four different versions, then come back as himself.

Bruce Wayne/Batman had his back broken, for heaven's sake and came back.

Hulk has been so many colors I think he may be gay.

I highly doubt Peter Parker is gone from Spiderman.

I actually LOL when I read the Hulk comment! +1


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2012-12-29 05:23:04 PM  
3 votes:
This is why I stopped reading years ago.. the plots are as dumb and idiotic as the ones found in WWE.

Next thing we know, the "Parker" in this series is actually a midget on steroids who is from the world Lamevania, who came here to rescue us from the evils of Sir Diabeetus the Large, exploiting his weakness of Boston Creme doughnuts! But wait, what's this? OH MY GAWD, THE MIDGET IS ACTUALLY A SENTIENT COLLECTION OF SPANK SOCKS! THE REAL PETER ENTERS THROUGH THE CEILING WITH A BOTTLE OF BLEACH, KILLS THE MIDGET, AND WINS THE SUPER ULTRA CHAMPIONSHIP BELT! SIR DIABEETUS WAS ACTUALLY AUNT MAY FROM A REVERSE-ULTRA-PARADOXICAL-UNIVERSE!

/yawn
2012-12-29 04:05:59 PM  
2 votes:

jake_lex: If you are above the age of 10 and you are actually, truly upset by this, your life has been wasted.  Give up.


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2012-12-29 03:29:25 PM  
2 votes:
If you are above the age of 10 and you are actually, truly upset by this, your life has been wasted.  Give up.
2012-12-30 03:43:23 AM  
1 vote:

RoxtarRyan: This is why I stopped reading years ago.. the plots are as dumb and idiotic as the ones found in WWE.

Next thing we know, the "Parker" in this series is actually a midget on steroids who is from the world Lamevania, who came here to rescue us from the evils of Sir Diabeetus the Large, exploiting his weakness of Boston Creme doughnuts! But wait, what's this? OH MY GAWD, THE MIDGET IS ACTUALLY A SENTIENT COLLECTION OF SPANK SOCKS! THE REAL PETER ENTERS THROUGH THE CEILING WITH A BOTTLE OF BLEACH, KILLS THE MIDGET, AND WINS THE SUPER ULTRA CHAMPIONSHIP BELT! SIR DIABEETUS WAS ACTUALLY AUNT MAY FROM A REVERSE-ULTRA-PARADOXICAL-UNIVERSE!

/yawn


All I can picture is J. Jonah as JR and Kang the Conqueror as Jerry Lawler

"BAH GAWD KANG! THAT MENACE SPIDERMAN IS AT IT AGAIN FOR GOD SAKE'S THAT MIDGET HAS A FAMILY!"
2012-12-29 06:51:40 PM  
1 vote:
My local comic shop owner's take on it was that Marvel killed off Peter Parker as a way to either attempt to get back the movie rights from Sony or just as a fark you to their movie franchise which still stars Peter Parker.
2012-12-29 04:52:58 PM  
1 vote:

Hebalo:
Yup. We'll get a few issues of "I'M Doc Ock and now I have to be Spider-Man", when suddenly Peter's conciousness starts to seep back in, and then we get Doc Ock and Peter fighting for control of the brain/body, and eventually, Peter wins, Doc Ock dies/gets a new body.


With a "Heaven" fight where Uncle Ben helps out like Pa Kent did in Superman 600.
2012-12-29 04:11:38 PM  
1 vote:
I've seen Superman killed, come back as four different versions, then come back as himself.

Bruce Wayne/Batman had his back broken, for heaven's sake and came back.

Hulk has been so many colors I think he may be gay.

I highly doubt Peter Parker is gone from Spiderman.
2012-12-29 01:08:37 PM  
1 vote:
Did he blame Bruce Willis?
 
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