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(Futurity)   The Megapiranha is extinct, but will still haunt your dreams   ( divider line
    More: Scary, Megapiranha, American University in Cairo, scientific reports, Field Museum, Amazon River, predatory fish  
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17694 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Dec 2012 at 4:45 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-29 05:37:27 PM  
2 votes:
2012-12-29 04:53:06 PM  
2 votes:
FTFA---could have had a bite force anywhere from 280 to 1,070 pounds.

Way to not narrow it down. Sheesh.
2012-12-29 01:01:12 PM  
2 votes:
This Friday on Syfy, 8PM EST.
2012-12-30 10:19:21 AM  
1 vote:

maltedmothball: The teeth, OH SWEET JEEBUS THE TEETH!

On the piranha or on Gary Busey?
2012-12-29 06:23:56 PM  
1 vote:
The piranha's nemesis...
2012-12-29 05:35:33 PM  
1 vote:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: This Friday on Syfy, 8PM EST.

(Is it wrong that I thought Jersey Shore Shark Attack one of the funniest movies of 2012? So tongue in cheek it was perfect. Yeah. I'll slap myself out.)
2012-12-29 05:33:03 PM  
1 vote:

/At a holiday party, a bunch of us started brainstorming SyFy movie ideas and plots. The end result is that I am writing the script for MechaYeti.
//Was drunk at the time.
///Still funny, tho.
2012-12-29 05:21:20 PM  
1 vote:

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Oh for petes sake. It's a bluegill with teeth. Tastes like chicken.

I hear they're good fried in butter with plantains.
2012-12-29 05:06:45 PM  
1 vote:
I blame global climate change for this, and many other extinctions.
2012-12-29 05:05:50 PM  
1 vote:
Will haunt my dreams? Unless it walks on land and preys on farkers here in Colorado, not likely.

/and yeah, what bilgemaster said
2012-12-29 04:58:37 PM  
1 vote:
If it's so tough and all, why's it extinct?

/must have been delicious
2012-12-29 03:33:22 PM  
1 vote:

Right on, brother!
2012-12-29 02:48:26 PM  
1 vote:
Paging Roger Corman ... Roger Corman to the white courtesy phone, please ...
2012-12-29 02:22:46 PM  
1 vote:

ms_lara_croft: In 3-DD

With Gary Busey!
2012-12-29 01:15:15 PM  
1 vote:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Done in one

/if you hadn't, I was going to
//Megapiranha vs Dinoshark coming soon

It was all good until I realized that that's when Syfy has Friday Night Smackdown.

Which doesn't rule out the possibility of Megapiranha showing up there, mind you. They'll just have him feud with Daniel Bryan or something.
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